Farmer Wants a Wife Episode 3

Josie proved to be both completely useless and not at all entertaining, but this obvious producer plant only made it as far as Farm Wants a Wife Episode 2. The rest of the house has now set its sights on Brooke and Lisa, although I can’t figure out why yet.

The girls are all washing Matt’s truck. Brooke and Lisa start a water fight with each other. Yet another reason for them to be hated for no reason.

Matt’s mom stops by to tell them they’re going to a quilting shop. Yeah, that’s apparently a real place. After a few people draw some blood, Krista wants to know how much the country sucks. Then the rest of the group jumps on Brooke for suggesting she has something in common with Matt and a connection with him.

It’s tractor time. Lisa is wearing her high heels to go riding. The challenge is to load all their hay bales on a tractor. Kanisha has trouble figuring out how to even get started. Lisa says she’s learned her lesson, a lesson I’d think she would have known before she got on the tractor. At the end, Krista and Brooke are neck and neck racing for the finish line. Just as she’s crossing the finish line, though, Krista drops a bale, which allows Brooke to pass her to win the challenge.

Then it’s time for some barbeque and some arguing about why people hate Brooke. Matt says that the most important quality is attitude and that he doesn’t have a lot of duds in the pack of girls he’s been given to choose from (oh, he’s definitely been given his share).

Brooke’s told that she’s fake and putting on a front. Christa says the reason she doesn’t like Brooke is because Brooke is a smitten kitten, that only Christa is allowed to have feelings for him, and that she’s upset because Brooke ruined her date with Matt somehow. Too much whining going on here.

Everybody heads to the river, and Matt tells them to make sure they bring their bikinis. The conversation leads to more Brooke bashing: everybody is not the same person they appear to be in front of him. Krista raises additional concerns, this time about working on the farm with Matt. The more reserved girls Ashley and Amanda are growing on him. When they all jump in the water, there’s some horsing around. Matt apologizes for hitting Krista with his big piece of wood.

Matt has decided to give the safe girl a gift. He gives Brooke a belt. Krista’s immediately jealous and more bitter. Can anyone whose name ends in rista just be kicked off this show already?

The elimination will be embroidered. The first three letters are A, S, and I. Lisa, Christa, and Krista know they’re on the chopping block. An R follows this. Lisa is safe. Krista knows it’s her, and with good reason. Matt feels like he was boring her. She takes one last parting shot at Brooke.

He picks Amanda to go on the one-on-one date. They’re going to his parents’ house to have dinner. Great first date idea. She says she’d definitely consider being on the farm. She likes that Matt is… hot. She also likes the family and his personality. He feels she fit in so well with them. When they return, a spying Kanisha sees the kissing.

After everybody else goes to sleep, Brooke and Lisa sneak out. They don’t know if they’re going to be killed or not, but they go to see him at his house. The two stalkers managed to find him from magazines he left at the house. They’re hoping that the other girls won’t sway his decision and want him to know that. Once they leave, they’re not sure whether they just screwed themselves or not.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Farmer Wants a Wife episode 4, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on The CW.

Beauty and the Geek 5 Winner

I couldn’t decide which of the two was more useless, but it didn’t matter because both Joe and Tara were sent packing in Beauty and the Geek 5 Episode 9. Now we’re down to the final three: Matt Carter & Leticia Cline, Tommy Severo & Amanda Corey, and Chris Follett & Cara.

Since only two teams make it to the end, one of these teams must be eliminated right away. It’s a pop quiz about how well each person knows their teammates.

What do the geeks think is their beauty’s hidden talent?
Matt: Leticia barks like a dog (correct).
Tommy: He doesn’t recall that Amanda knows the states in alphabetical order.
Chris: Cara likes to sing apparently (correct).

What superpower would your beauty want?
Tommy: Flight (correct)
Matt: Flight (correct)
Chris: Telekinesis (Cara says that’s wrong and stupid)

What personality do the beauties think their geeks have: George Clooney, Albert Einstein, or Dan Cook?
Leticia: George Clooney (Matt says Einstein)
Amanda: Dan Cook (whoever that is, it’s right)
Cara: Albert Einstein (Chris agrees)

Who does the beauty think was the most beautiful person in the house this season?
Matt: Matt (Leticia says Kristina)
Tommy: Jillian (Amanda says Amanda)
Chris: Kristina (Cara agrees)

Chris & Cara are safe.

Sudden death question: What is the first thing the geek does after he gets out of bed?
Leticia: Bathroom (he says he turns on the shower first)
Amanda: Exercises (correct)

Tommy & Amanda will also be moving to the final two to compete with Chris & Cara for title of Beauty & The Geek 5 winner. That means Matt & Leticia will be going home, though they deserve to be there more than Chris & Cara do.

On the last day, all the eliminated houseguests have returned to spend the day with the final two. Amber’s back and has been told (by a bitter Kristina) that Tommy has a thing for Tara now. Stick with Tara, dude, as Amber doesn’t even like you in that way anyway. Tara and Kristina quickly get into a rat fight. Neither of them win.

Amanda’s concerned that Tom is so distracted by Amber. She wants to concentrate on the challenge. Even if they have no clue what the challenge is going to be, or whether it will even be a challenge for that matter. He tells her he won’t get distracted this close to the finish line.

When they wake up the next morning, the former cast members are gone, or, rather, missing. They need to use what they’ve learned to find them. Each person is at a place in LA that represents their personality. They’ll drive around searching, and it’s first come first served, so they run the risk that they’re not just going to the wrong place but possibly going to the right place after the other team has already picked that person up.

They have a computer with Internet access and a book of clues with information on each castmate. Chris & Cara find Amber at fashion institute FITM. Tommy & Amanda find Jonathan at Jax restaurant but have no logical plan how to proceed from there. Amanda learns how to spell Lincoln. Chris & Cara try to find Jason at a Gold’s Gym, but Tommy & Amanda already got him. But Chris & Cara do manage to get to nearby Matt first. Tommy & Amanda arrive there as well too late. Tommy remains calm, which makes Amanda freak out more. Tommy & Amanda also arrive at Greg too late. Chris & Cara also get Tiffany at the Saddle Ranch bar. Tommy & Amanda find Randi. Then they find Tara at the Roosevelt Hotel. Both teams are having issues with traffic.

The full results are now ready to be revealed. The team with the most passengers will be the winner of the $250,000 prize and become more than just a beauty and a geek. If only I knew who the heck all these people are, I’d make a list, but let’s just go with a number count.

Chris & Cara: Four
Tommy & Amanda: Five

With that, the Beauty and the Geek 5 winners are Tommy & Amanda. Both Chris and Cara express happiness for their opponents.

Rumor has it that Beauty and the Geek is done, at least for the foreseeable future, unless the producers can come up with a compelling twist to shake things up. Considering the typical quality of the twists they throw at us, I’m not holding my breath, but even still, there is hope that it will come back in this current format but just not any time soon.

The Bachelor 12 Winner

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Following the elimination of Amanda in The Bachelor 12 Episode 7, we’re now down to the final two: Shayne Lamas and Chelsea Wanstrath. I’m still having trouble taking Shayne seriously, and Matt has greater chemistry with a turtle than with Chelsea. It’ll still be interesting to see who The Bachelor 12: London Calling winner is, but I can’t say I’m rooting for anyone with Amanda out of the picture.

The girls head to London to meet Matt’s family. Chelsea is up first. She meets his brother Simon, mom Trish, and dad Tony. The family seems to be sold on Chelsea. She tells them it’s been a hard situation but that he’s more than worth it. Matt’s mom feels she’s very honest and open.

Shayne’s next. One of the first questions Shayne gets is about her age. Despite the first impressions, though, she does manage to impress the family. Matt’s brother finds her surprisingly mature. Shayne says she’s afraid of ending up like her parents, but yet she’s looking forward to getting married right away.

Matt feels the most at ease with Shayne but feels more passion for Chelsea. His parents believe Shayne was more sincere, but his brother could imagine him being with Chelsea more.

Back to Barbados, where the final decision will be made. Matt wants to blindfold Chelsea but insists it’s nothing kinky. He takes her to a helicopter where they’re able to fly over Barbados. The destination is a secluded beach. Chelsea’s got one last night to show Matt how she feels. She’s made a gift basket for him of things he’ll need when he comes to California. He puts her mind at ease and tells her he’s falling in love with her as well.

Matt and Shayne will be going parasailing. When they get back to the hotel, she’s got a present for him as well, which she says will be the most amazing gift ever. She wrote the words “I Love You” in the sand on a beach. He’s falling in love with her, too. He says he’s completely confused now that both dates are over.

It’s the moment of truth. Chelsea goes first. He feels he can’t give her everything she needs. She fights back tears and doesn’t understand how she got this so wrong. After that, she lashes out at Shayne, who she calls the falsest person there. She thinks he’s a fool.

So now it’s Shayne’s turn. What we do know already is that Matt won’t be like that asshat Brad from last season. He knows she’ll always be there for him and hopes she knows the same. With that, he gets down on one knee. A stunned Shayne accepts his proposal of “Monkey, will you marry me?”

I’m still having trouble believing Shayne isn’t on the show at least in part to further her acting career, but despite a horrible start, she’s been a good addition to the show.

DeAnna, who started off last season as the mean girl but ended up being the one a lot of people thought would win, gets a second shot. She will be The Bachelorette in season 4. The season premieres next week on ABC. Stay tuned to dingoRUE for recaps.

Survivor: Micronesia Winner

The women have been in control ever since Ozzy got himself kicked out of the game, and Erik being an even bigger putz than Ozzy (or anyone previously for that matter) in Survivor: Micronesia Episode 13 continued that cycle, bringing us down to all women left. That leaves us with a female final four of: Cirie Fields (Survivor: Panama), Parvati Shallow (Survivor: Cook Islands), Amanda Kimmel (Survivor: China), and Natalie Bolton (fan).

Of these, Cirie has surprised me the most. Back when the season started I expected very little from her. I expected her to make it to the final five as a non-threatening player, but she’s proved to be more of a gamer than I had anticipated and has played a key role in many of this season’s boots.

Amanda was a deserving finalist in Survivor: China, but she made the mistake of keeping Todd in the game again and again and again. This time, though, she’s been just as strong a player as she was last time, but she’s set herself up really well with the jury. Unlike last year’s bitter and stupid jury that gave Courtney of all people more votes than Amanda, this season, the jury seems to love Amanda.

Even though the others protested too much and voted that Parvati mistakenly believed she was in control of the game, Parvati was in control then, and she’s still in control now, alongside her unwavering ally Amanda. This season, Parvati has gone beyond being just the flirt, and that combined with her strategic moves and alliances has made her a dangerous player.

Then there’s Natalie. It wasn’t that long ago that I even found out there was a Natalie on the island. Alexis aside, I don’t see what Natalie can do to actually get jury votes. Granted, like the other fans, Natalie did get the short end of the stick this season. Not only did they have to take on the more seasoned favorites, but so much attention was paid to the favorites that people like Natalie and Alexis remained largely invisible for more than half the season.

So that sets us up for the season finale, which begins in a few minutes in the typical format: two hour season ender, followed by the one hour reunion show in which we will find out who the Survivor: Micronesia winner is. Stay tuned to dingoRUE for a live blog.

Here’s the really weird thing. The recap of what has been a great season only took 5 minutes.

The girls are thrilled to see Erik go because now it makes immunity anybody’s game. In addition to the fact that it was just a(nother) priceless blindside.

Natalie believes that Parvati, who has everybody in her back pocket, is now her ally.

Now it’s the final immunity challenge, typically a harsh endurance competition. Except this season apparently. The women will start off on a perch 20 feet up and must use a bucket to raise a pole that will bring them keys that they must grab when they get high enough. Natalie is the first one to get her keys. She’ll need to jump in the water and swim to shore. Parvati is right behind Natalie. When they get to shore, they open their chests to find ladder rungs that they’ll need to assemble. Amanda is next to get her keys, with Cirie behind her. There are 16 ladder rungs, and each one will only go into one slot on the ladder. It’s largely about dumb luck at this point, as all the women are building their ladders. Amanda takes a big lead, and it’s her challenge to lose. Amanda is the first to raise her flag, and she wins the immunity challenge, guaranteeing herself a spot in the final three for the second season in a row.

Natalie’s well aware she’s the low woman on the totem pole. She’s going to explore all her options. Whatever that may mean. Unlike last time, she doesn’t have anyone to give her a brilliant plan, though.

Parvati and Amanda retain control, as everybody knows Amanda won’t vote Parvati out, and Amanda’s safe. So it’s probably either Cirie or Natalie. The good news for Natalie is that they know that Cirie’s a bigger threat in the end than Natalie is. Despite having a final three agreement with Parvati and Amanda, Cirie has seen how this season has played out and knows she may be in danger.

Natalie says she doesn’t believe there will be a blindside tonight. The jury thinks she’s silly. Jeff poses a question: what would happen if there’s a final two instead of a final three? Cirie’s worried about being on the bottom again. She speaks up to say that she’s been on the bottom all the time. This is a poor display in front of the jury.

Votes
Cirie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie

Natalie has been voted out. No surprise to anyone.

The girls get back to the discussion at tribal council where Cirie said she’s on the bottom. It’s true, but it’s not a bright thing to vocalize. During the middle of a screaming match, Amanda breaks down crying. She especially doesn’t like the theory that there may be a final two.

They try to let Gloria, their last remaining chicken, go, but the chicken doesn’t want to go. She makes a nest to lay her eggs.

Treemail. Looks like a challenge. Yep, there’s one last immunity challenge. It’s a final two. The clear clue here was the previous immunity challenge, which was atypical in that it wasn’t a lengthy endurance competition. The lack of a rights of passage was also a big hint. Probst poked them about it at tribal, but there’s always the chance that he’s just being Jeff. Amanda breaks down again, a bad time to be losing focus since this challenge has the potential to be particularly difficult. She better pull it together.

After a long walk of looking back at the eliminated players, the final three arrive at the (actual) final immunity challenge. Each person has a long wooden cylinder that has been cut into several pieces. They must balance a ball on it. Every 5 minutes, the cylinder gets longer, making it more difficult. If the ball drops, they’re out of the challenge. Everybody is still in after 5 minutes. They all continue with no signs of difficulty through the second round, then they add two more pieces. Parvati is the first one out. Either way, she’s got a good shot of being brought to the final two, though. Amanda and Cirie survive the third round. They add two more pieces. Cirie drops the ball, but it’s during the 5 second grace period prior to the round beginning. Both of them survive this round, and they move on to the final round. The two final pieces are added. This round will go until somebody drops their ball. Cirie is out. Amanda once again wins immunity.

Cirie feels she’s probably going home. The smart move would be to keep Cirie around, but at the same time, there’s a question as to whether she wants to turn on her closest ally. Although Cirie did screw a lot of people over, my bigger concern for her would be that she doesn’t have the personal relationships that Parvati does. She also may not get as much credit as she deserves.

Amanda says she’s going with her gut. The jury doesn’t appear to appreciate this long drawn out discussion.

Vote
Cirie

As expected. Amanda and Parvati remain together and go to the final two. Erik, Natalie, and Cirie really should have teamed up to take them out, though I don’t know that that necessarily would have been any more beneficial to Cirie than this way (and it would have been less entertaining). The question for Amanda is: did she make the same mistake she made by keeping Todd around in China?

Amanda plans to play the loyalty card; Parvati plans to play the controlling card.

Eliza says she doesn’t know who she’s going to vote for. She respects the strategic move Parvati made to take out Ozzy but doesn’t like how she treated her as a person. She feels that, strategic game aside, Amanda is too superficial and that listening to her talk made her want to kill herself sometimes (something people said about Eliza during her season).

Jason asks if Amanda would have told Ozzy he was going if she knew about the plan. She says yes. Parvati believes that her loyalty to Cirie and Amanda is her redeeming quality. She’s also an animal lover for not killing the chicken.

Alexis wants to know why Parvati’s a better role model. She says she’s more independent and outspoken, whether that’s for better or worse. Alexis doesn’t believe that Amanda is genuine, and Amanda tells her she didn’t fake the tears and doesn’t want sympathy votes.

Natalie asks Parvati a question about how being a flirt relates to her intimate life in the bedroom. What the hell does this have to do with anything? Natalie calls Amanda a zombied pretty girl pageant queen and asks if that was strategy. Yeah, this doesn’t make a great deal more sense. Why did they let Natalie talk?

Erik claims he would have voted for Amanda before he went all stupid, but now he has questions. She apologizes. He’s still bitter that he’s an idiot.

Parvati tells James that she couldn’t win if she stuck with him and Ozzy.

Amanda tells Cirie that Parvati deserves the money more than Cirie does because she made bolder decisions. Cirie wants to know from Parvati why Parvati should be sitting in the jury instead. Her response is that Cirie played a great game but was more under the radar.

Ozzy believes he’s the biggest idiot up there, and he’s still bitter over what happened three weeks ago. Get over it, dude. He tears Parvati apart for throwing away their friendship. Oh geez. Whine whine whine. This is like Lex in All Stars, who apparently was still reeling by the time Big Brother All Stars came around. He doesn’t want to hear a response from Parvati but instead wants to tell Amanda that he’s falling in love with her.

Despite his earlier whining, Erik votes for Amanda anyway.

Alexis (it is Alexis, right?) votes for Parvati because she likes her better.

Obviously, Ozzy votes for Amanda.

Eliza’s still deciding, pausing for dramatic effect.

With the conclusion of the final tribal council, we head back to the States for the reunion show and a live reading of the votes for the winner.

Votes
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Parvati

The winner of Survivor: Micronesia Fans Vs. Favorites is Parvati. It’ll be interesting to see how the jury answers the question as to how they would have voted if Cirie were there instead, but taking Parvati with her was a very risky move by Amanda.

Parvati says she hoped to play the flirt, but when Jonathan started to target her, she decided to get more aggressive.

Amanda now holds the record for number of days on the show, and she’s dragged both of her original alliances to the end… though in each case she didn’t win.

Cirie says she’s spent every single night thinking about the last immunity challenge and that losing that was her only mistake in the game.

Natalie’s okay with having some haters. She wanted to play under the radar, which she did quite well. After some pushing, she admits that she can be a bit of a bitch sometimes.

Ozzy has gotten over what happened on the island and says the relationship has healed and Parvati’s an amazing girl. It took a bit of time, but it’s nice to see that mature attitude finally develop.

Erik agrees he’s gotten a life lesson from the women blindsiding him. He initially thought that it was a stupid move, but he doesn’t entirely regret it because he’s not conniving enough to turn on people like you need to do in order to win Survivor.

James has welcomed a lot of people to his dumb Survivor group. He responds that, of the three moves, Erik made the dumbest move, taking his lifevest off and giving it away. He removes his crown and gives it to Erik.

It’s an injury montage, much of which was caused by poor challenge design.

Jonathan’s leg is okay now. James’ finger is also okay. He continues to get hit on at the graveyard. Kathy explains more why she’s a quitter.

Ozzy and Amanda are still together. In addition to them, Mary fell in love with Ryan from Survivor: Pearl Islands. He asked her to marry him three days after their first date. Three whole days?

Amanda, Ozzy, and James received the most votes for favorite players. One of them will win $100,000. Unsurprisingly, James has won this vote.

Jonny Fairplay found love with Michelle Deighton and has a daughter named Piper. Yeah, weird.

Mikey B lost his mom, who got sick around the time he left for the island, a month ago.

That concludes this season of Survivor. A lot of people (myself included) had been saying that the past few seasons have been getting boring, largely due to poor casting. However, between this season and Survivor: China, it appears to be back on track, as these have been two of the best seasons ever. Hopefully they can keep it going, though this season with all the half stars is going to be tough to top.

Survivor 17 will be returning to Africa. They will be heading to Gabon. Survivor: Gabon Earth’s Last Eden will be shot for the first time in HD. This is the first time Survivor has been to Africa since season 3. That season has long been known to have been a difficult season to shoot. The dustbowl atmosphere with no food collecting combined to make it one of the harshest environments faced by Survivors (and didn’t help the producers get a lot of bikini shots either). As always, stay tuned to dingoRUE for live recaps from the east coast.

The Apprentice UK Series 4 Episode 7

Because he allowed Jenny to take control of the task and subsequently drive the team right into the ground, Kevin was fired in The Apprentice UK Series 4 Episode 6. Michael’s team managed to win quite easily, despite having spent hours on whether or not to use an apostrophe, though Michael’s attitude in the boardroom didn’t do him any favors.

The contestants will be packing for a two day business trip to French speaking Marrakech, Morocco. They’ve got an hour to pack. It’s the item buying task, and Sir Alan warns them not to accept the first price they’re given.

Jennifer and Michael go to Renaissance. Sara goes to Alpha. Okay, this is getting just a bit silly. Stop switching the teams up every damn week. Once again, the teams are not allowed to pick team leaders, and instead managers are appointed for them, though I can’t say I’m entirely opposed to this since it does seem generally fair. Lee is the project manager of Alpha. Jennifer is the project manager of Renaissance.

Jennifer mostly just wants to get to the market and worry about everything else later.

Lee wants to take a bit of time to plan and will be depending on people who have been to Morocco before, like Raef, who first suggests they should wear local attire (nobody listens). The team starts making some calls before heading out. Lee has decided he wants Sara and Lucinda with him on this task.

Less than two hours after being given the briefing, Jennifer’s team is already set to go. That’s either really good or really bad. It’s obvious they have no plan.

Jenny and Michael don’t like the fact that they have no plan, but Jennifer’s half of the team has stumbled upon the first item, a juicer, one of the more expensive items on the list. The asking price is £75; the target price is half that. Even with the pretending that they’re dating, Alex and Claire are only able to save £1.

Lee’s team goes to buy a green plastic alarm clock. The shopkeeper wants £20. Unable to reach an agreement, they walk away.

Jennifer’s team is now after the white bedspread. This time, she doesn’t want them to follow her previous bad advice of pretending to be a couple, but she does make a move to keep Claire on a leash since it was Claire who too quickly jumped at the previous deal. The shopkeeper offers to sell it to them for 3000 dirhams. Claire again jumps into the sale, but Alex keeps it roughly under control. He gets the price down to 2000 dirhams, which is still 60 quid more than the target price.

Michael tells us he’s an extremely arrogant person. Somehow, it seems he’s proud of that fact.

Jenny and Michael go shopping for the cowhide. They get it for 825 dirhams (£50), 1/3 of the asking price. While this sounds like a great deal, Raef and Helene go to buy one from the tannery, cutting out the middle man. They say they’re willing to pay 600 dirhams. The guy offers to sell it to them for 250 dirhams. I don’t get it, and Raef asks again and again, not believing what he’s hearing. Take the deal and run.

Lee’s team heads back to the same clock guy they met with hours ago. They get it for £10. Their next stop is for a kosher chicken. They go to the Jewish area to get it, whereas Jennifer’s team is in the Muslim heart of the area. Jennifer believes that Muslims have kosher chickens as well but hands the hunt for the chicken to Jenny and Michael nonetheless. They’re made to believe they receive a kosher chicken. Doesn’t appear they have, though. Jennifer doesn’t have any better luck, as she’s gotten a white alarm clock, not a green one. Then they buy some tajine without paying much attention to detail such as the correct brand.

Michael and Jenny arrive at the tennis racket store ahead of Lee’s team and manage to get a deal. While there, Jenny agrees to pay money to sabotage Lee’s efforts, but the woman there won’t agree to her tactics.

Claire remembers the green clock, meaning they have to return the white one and get a green one instead. The store owner refuses to exchange it. So she calls up Michael and Jenny and asks them to find the clock.

As all the shops are closing, Lee’s team is in a race for the final item, the orange juicer. Word spreads they’re willing to pay good money for an old juicer. With time running out, they get one for 1200 dirhams (the other team paid 1100 for a new one).

Jennifer’s team happens to stumble upon a green clock.

Nick thinks Lee did well but that Sara and Lucinda did particularly well. It seems he did indeed pick the right trio to work together. Margaret was unimpressed with the start of Renaissance’s but says they all worked hard to try to get things together.

Alpha bought all items correctly with no penalties and spent £413.61. Renaissance spent £449.60, in addition to penalties on two items, bringing their total to £603.59.

Though there are a couple other people on this team I’d be more than happy to see go home, this task came down to bad leadership.

Jennifer acknowledges she was very hasty. The price they paid for the bedspread is also a problem. The other problem is the tanjine, which was a no name one rather than a specific brand. Lastly, it’s the kosher chicken. Jenny says she doesn’t know what kosher is, though the guy who was with her, Michael, wrote in his CV that he’s a good Jewish boy (or half Jewish anyway).

Alex acknowledges he made a mistake on the pottery but doesn’t believe he was at fault for the bedspread (Jennifer agrees with him on the latter because Claire can’t keep quiet). Michael interrupts this argument to say he did a pretty damn good job during the task. His defense is the cowhide, which he did indeed appear to get a good deal on… just not nearly as good as the first team. Jenny interjects and lies, claiming that Michael, with his Jewish roots, told her that everything was absolutely fine with the chicken. Sir Alan catches her in this lie. Just a few minutes ago, she claimed that she didn’t know that kosher was a Jewish thing.

Following the lie, Jenny (switching from the word I back to we) has to admit to bribery in attempt to sabotage. After this, Sir Alan boots them all out of the boardroom, rather than having Jennifer pick two people to come back.

Going into the boardroom, I was against Jennifer, but Jenny, who was incompetent as project manager anyway, has completely sunk herself in this boardroom and just simply has no chance of surviving. Jenny is fired, but with some time left on the clock, it’s obvious it ain’t over yet. Sir Alan asks: who’s next?

Jennifer admits she didn’t pay any attention to detail.

Sir Alan’s wondering why he hasn’t seen much from Alex lately. Alex wants Claire gone for the bedspread negotation. Claire wants Jen fired for making too many mistakes and not planning. In return, Jennifer wants Claire gone. Michael comes to Claire’s defense since he liked her as a project manager, and he wants Jen gone.

Sir Alan dismisses Alex to the house. The other three remain in the firing line.

Margaret likes Claire but thinks Jen is disorganized and Michael is a waste of space.

Jennifer’s defense is that Claire is quite destructive. Sir Alan doesn’t think she even knew she made mistakes until she was told. Now that she’s heard about the tennis racket ordeal, though, she has apparently decided that she wants Michael gone. I guess.

Michael asks for another chance as project manager. Sir Alan hopes a leopard can change his spots and that it’s just his youth that, like Sir Alan when he was young, is the cause of it. The clock’s ticking on him, though.

Jennifer continues to call Michael a liar for some reason. Lying by omission apparently?

Sir Alan tells Jennifer that Jenny went because she was a snake. We know where this is going. Two Jens for the price of one. Jennifer has also been fired. Both excellent decisions.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Apprentice UK Series 4 episode 8.

Survivor: Micronesia Episode 13

The girls have been in control of the game, but following Erik’s immunity win in Survivor: Micronesia Episode 12, they had to turn on each other. Amanda was voted off the island 4-2, but since she played the hidden immunity idol, the person with the next most votes, Alexis, was sent home, thus making Amanda an even bigger hero to the jury.

Erik felt like a fool at tribal council, and he’s pissed off about it. He’s hoping to be exiled and get the idol. How many hidden idols are there anyway?

Amanda believes Cirie’s on her side, and it’s obvious Parvati is as well. They hope to be able to get her into Erik’s head and pretend she’s forgiven everything. She approaches him and tells him whoever wins should take the other one on the reward (to prevent him from going to Exile Island). She asks him to send her good buddy Parvati to Exile instead.

The reward challenge is about favorite moments from past seasons of Survivor. Reward is a helicopter flight to a luxury resort for a massage, meal, and overnight stay. Jeff tells us there is yet another (emphasis on another) hidden immunity idol. Cirie and Erik know Rupert from Pearl Islands had a pet snake. Natalie and Amanda know that Richard Hatch bit a shark in All Stars. Erik knows John asked Kathy to pee on him in Marquesas. Cirie, Parvati, and Erik know that Michael Skupin fell in the fire in Australia. Cirie, Natalie, and Erik know that Exile Island was the first season that the teams were divided into four teams. Erik wins reward. He sends Parvati to Exile Island. Natalie’s not happy. Amanda’s thrilled, and even happier that he’s going to take her with him on the reward.

Cirie has fun screwing with Natalie’s mind.

A part of Erik wanted to spend some time with Amanda. He doesn’t say which part. He’s happy he took her instead of Natalie, who he doesn’t trust. If Amanda’s smart, she’ll keep the guy in her back pocket and dump Natalie, who nobody trusts. Erik says he’s just not used to being in a power position or making decisions.

Parvati doesn’t look like she could care less that she’s on Exile Island. She’s working on her tan first. A very silly move for a half star. She feels way too comfortable.

Natalie doesn’t even try to hide the fact that she’s upset with Erik. She won’t look at or talk to him. The eavesdropping she does to hear Erik and Cirie plotting doesn’t help him any, though it may give Natalie some ammo to approach Amanda with, as he’s targeting one of them but not sure which one.

It’s not long before the girls all realize that he’s telling them each different things, and he knows the fact they’re sitting together is a bad thing. Amanda tells him he might consider picking a side.

At the immunity challenge, they’ll need to find a spot with a set of coordinates, dig down, get some puzzle pieces, solve a puzzle for more coordinates, and repeat. The first person to solve all three puzzles wins immunity. Erik is the first to get a bag of pieces. Cirie is behind him, with Amanda behind her. Erik has solved his first puzzle, followed by Cirie. Natalie has her first bag of pieces, and Erik’s behind her with his second set. Amanda has solved her first puzzle. Natalie has solved her first puzzle, and Erik’s now done with his second. Parvati’s not even a factor but solves her first puzzle eventually. Erik, who’s obviously going to be the winner of this challenge, has his third bag of puzzle pieces. Erik wins immunity and has guaranteed himself a spot in the final four.

Natalie wants to know if it’s her. Cirie tells her it probably is since Erik has immunity. Cirie wonders if he would give her the necklace. She doesn’t know who would fall for it. Parvati wants to see him become a putz like Ozzy and Jason, and the girls get her to go along. She makes a pitch to him. It’s an iffy pitch, but he goes to Cirie to verify.

The plan is simple. If he gives up immunity to prove he trusts them, Cirie and Natalie will vote along with him to get rid of Amanda. He would have to be monumentally stupid to agree to this, but it looks like it may be working. He decides he wants to vote out Parvati instead of Amanda. Cirie has no trouble agreeing to this since it really doesn’t matter. As additional ammo, Parvati and Amanda will attack Erik at tribal council, while Natalie and Cirie keep their mouths shut.

As planned, Parvati and Amanda attack Erik when they do get to tribal and refuse to accept his apology. Erik knows he doesn’t have the jury votes, and the jury seems to agree. I’d rather finish second or third than risk fifth like this, though. It’s not as if taking a risk like this would even impress them anyway.

Erik has decided to give immunity to Natalie. The jury finds this hilarious. Jenna is the only other person to have done this, giving it to Heidi in Survivor: Amazon. She went on to win regardless (yeah, she sucked at the game, too).

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Parvati calls Erik the dumbest Survivor ever. In the history of Survivor. Ever. That about sums it up. James is happy to no longer be the dumbest Survivor ever.

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