The Amazing Race 10
Episode 1: Real Fast! Quack, Quack!
Episode 2: Can Horses Smell Fear?
Episode 3: Oh, Wow! It’s Like One of Those Things You See on TV!
Episode 4: I Know Phil, Little Ol’ Gorgeous Thing
Episode 5: I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh!
Episode 6: Maybe Steven Segal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies
Episode 7: I Wonder if this is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle
Episode 8: He Can’t Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips
Episode 9: Being Polite Sucks Sometimes
Episode 10: Lookin’ Like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive
Episode 11: We Just Won’t Die, Like Roaches
Episode 12: Dude, I’m Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now
Episode 13: Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever
The Amazing Race 12
Episode 1: Donkeys Have Souls, Too
Episode 2: I’ve Become the Archie Bunker of the Home
Episode 3: Please, Lord, Give Me Milk
Episode 4: Let’s Name Our Chicken Phil
Episode 5: We’ve Really Burned Bridges, for Sure
Episode 6: Cherry on Top of the Sundae That’s Already Melted
Episode 7: This Is Forever, Now
Episode 8: Honestly, they Have Witch Powers or Something
Episode 9: I Just Hope He Doesn’t Croak on Us
Episode 10: Sorry, Guys, I’m Not Happy to See You
Episode 11: The Final Push