The Amazing Race 16 Episode 1

Last season, Meghan & Cheyne were the winners. Well, at least it wasn’t the bickering brothers. 11 new teams make up The Amazing Race 16 cast, including Jeff & Jordan from Big Brother. I just hope they’re less boring a couple than they were in BB. And also Caite, the infamous Miss Teen South Carolina, who probably can’t even find the US on the map, let alone the other countries in the world she’s going to.

The first test is to get to the airport using public transportation, something that, unlike the rest of the world, America is not known for. Everybody here drives cars. Or more specifically gas guzzling SUV’s. Only the first three teams to arrive at the airport will receive a ticket on the first flight. Everyone else will be leaving almost an hour later.

The first destination is Santiago, Chile.

One group goes to the bus stop, while another group heads to the train station. Among the train station group, some get on right away, while others will have to wait 20 minutes for the next one. Those people obviously are on the last plane. Now it’s just a question of whether the bus is faster than the train.

Steve & Allie and Joe & Heidi are from California, so I’m going to assume they know what they’re doing. Also on the train with them are Dan & Jordan and Brent & Caite. Then again, Carol & Brandy are from LA. On the bus with them are Monique & Shawne, Dana & Adrian, and Jeff & Jordan.

In either case, there are three spots for four couples. The bus group arrives first. Jordan asks for tickets to China. Really now? She’s not alone, though. The cowboys think they need to get money for Brazil.

First flight (via Dallas): Monique & Shawne, Dana & Adrian, Jeff & Jordan
Second flight (via Miami): Carol & Brandy, Joe & Heidi, Steve & Allie, Dan & Jordan, Brent & Caite, Jody & Shanon, Louie & Michael, Jet & Cord

Maintenance has decided to delay the first flight due to mechanical problems. They’ve been rebooked on the Miami flight. Now everybody is even. Well, that was pointless.

After landing in Santiago, they will travel by bus 60 miles to Valparaiso, known as the San Francisco of South America due to its funiculars used to travel its steep hills.

Jet & Cord are thrown off the bus. The driver’s not about to take their Brazilian money. Those who kept their American money were better off. The three teams that arrived at the airport last continue to bring up the rear and get the last bus: Louie & Michael, Jet & Cord, and Jody & Shannon.

The road block is cable walking. Teams must balance 120 feet above the ground and walk a cable the length of a football field. They picked a windy day to do this.

Road block (in order of arrival): Caite, Jordan, Joe, Allie, Dan, Brandy, Shawne, Adrian, Louie, Shannon, Cord

Most people struggle with this task but ultimately make it across in one attempt, including Dan, who just drags himself across after falling. Adrian, however, falls, and has to start over from the beginning. He reluctantly gets going again, but not until they’re in last place.

After the road block, they’re told they may only travel by funicular. Rather than trying to figure out what that is, Brent & Caite walk down. Jeff & Jordan at least ask people.

It’s time to paint the town known for its multi-colored homes. Teams must carry paint up a hill to the house that matches their paint color. This task has the potential to send them around in circles throughout the neighborhood. Steve decides to just start painting a random house. Dan drops a brush. Assuming it will be a penalty, they search, but they don’t find it.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is Palacio Baburizza, a 90 year old chalet.

Caite & Brent are the second team to arrive, but not having followed their clue to take the funicular, they have incurred a 30 minute penalty.

Likewise, Dan & Jordan are the fourth team to arrive, but they have incurred a 15 minute penalty due to losing a paint brush. Really?

First: Jordan & Jeff (win a trip to Vancouver)
Second: Monique & Shawne
Third: Jet & Cord
Fourth: Steve & Allie
Fifth: Joe & Heidi
Sixth: Carol & Brandy
Seventh: Brent & Caite
Eighth: Dan & Jordan
Ninth: Louie & Michael
Tenth: Jody & Shannon
Eliminated: Dana & Adrian

Having fallen off the road block a second time, Adrian & Dana get a visit from Phil. All the other teams have finished, and they have been eliminated from the race.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 16 Episode 2 When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head (Chile), which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains Episode 1

Last season, Russell was robbed by the most bitter jury in the history of the game, which is why he’s around this season and they’ve all been forgotten. For season 20, Survivor is back for another all star season, which usually means an entertaining cast that knows how to play the game. The Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains Cast consists of 20 previous contestants more or less broken into two groups of 10 heroes and 10 villains.

Heroes: Amanda, Candice, Cirie, Colby, James, JT, Rupert, Stephenie, Sugar, Tom
Villains: Boston Rob, Coach, Courtney, Danielle, Jerri, Parvati, Randy, Russell, Sandra, Tyson

Tom’s not in as good of shape as he was the first time, but he should be able to hang in there with most of these people. Colby mentions something about wondering if he’s still got it (at age 35).

Boston Rob says that these people will get rid of him right away if they’re smart, but they won’t. They never do.

Russell wants to make sure he doesn’t get too starstruck, although to be fair, he certainly earned his way on this season, proving to be better than most everybody else there. He’s happy to be playing the game with people who respect the game.

Jerri feels like Mother Teresa considering who she’s teamed with.

We start off right away with a reward challenge. They will go two on two. Both pairs will dig up and race back with a bag. Then four people will battle for one bag. First tribe to three will win. Reward is fire. Wow, that’s damn early. Stephenie & Cirie go against Parvati & Danielle. Cirie digs up the bag and is quickly jumped. Danielle eventually grabs the bag and breaks free to bring the score to 1-0. Stephenie’s shoulder is already dislocated, after the very beginning of the very first challenge. Medical comes to take a look and pop it back into place. She says the villains are brutal for doing this to her, somehow forgetting Cirie’s linebacker moves. Amanda & JT go against Randy & Jerri. Jerri finds the bag, and she’s jumped by JT before she can even get the bag out of the sand. JT easily outruns Randy to tie it 1-1. Colby & Tom take on Coach & Russell. Coach’s strategy is to just hang back and watch to jump at whoever digs it up. Russell grabs the bag. He attempts to toss it to Coach, but that doesn’t work. It’s not long before they’re twisted in a four man pretzel. As Russell and Tom keep each other occupied, Colby begins dragging Coach toward the mat. Coach turns things around and drags Colby toward his mat to take the lead 2-1. Sugar & Candice go against Sandra & Courtney. Courtney and Sandra grab the bag, but Candice notices them before they can get it out. Candice starts dragging Courtney toward the goal, but Sandra stops their progress. Sugar grabs it and tosses it forward. A topless (thanks to Sandra) Sugar breaks free to tie it 2-2. James & Rupert go against Tyson & Boston Rob for the final point, which has the potential to be an impressive battle but ultimately favors the heroes. Boston Rob sits back to watch. Tyson finds the bag and is jumped before getting it out of the sand. James grabs the bag and makes an easy score to win reward. Rupert thinks he’s broken his toe.

Russell starts talking right away. His first target is Danielle, who I still don’t remember. This worked for Natalie last season. From there, he promises Parvati final two as well. She knows he’s talking to everyone, but better to work with him than against.

Sugar defers to the two oldest men on building the shelter. You watched the last All Stars, right? Jerri would probably tell you not to let Rupert build your shelter.

The heroes notice they’ve got chickens, so they all surround them with a fishing net. This strategy proves effective, as they catch all four of them.

Coach says that he likes Jerri because she’s a different type of girl. So Parvati and Russell play Cupid. Whatever happens, it appears they’ve formed an alliance.

JT approaches James to make an alliance, although he doesn’t see how he could beat him in the final two. Colby warns Candice to keep her eye out for those two. In turn, she says that James and Amanda played together, and so did Tom and Stephenie. They don’t know very much about Cirie, except that she was also on the same season as Amanda. Amanda’s concern about that is that she and Cirie were together in an alliance last time all the way to the end, and she doesn’t want people to think that’s the same thing again.

Tom and Stephenie are already allies since they played together briefly before he got rid of her. That said, he’d rather be up against another winner in the end, so he approaches JT.

Boston Rob’s not very happy with his tribe. He can’t get why nobody there wants to do anything for more than ten minutes. He wants to build a fire so they can compete with the heroes. Randy says they should just blow that idea off, rather than wearing themselves out. He has a valid point. In the history of Survivor, only one person has started a fire without man made materials (glasses or a telescope), that person being Hein, a bushman in Survivor South Africa: Malaysia. Nonetheless, Rob insists on trying. With the assistance of Russell, Tyson, and Randy, Boston Rob is the first person in the US version of Survivor to make fire by rubbing two sticks together.

Seeing as his toe’s broken in at least two places, Rupert intends to just be a worker bee, rather than heading out into the ocean. He shaved half the magnesium off the flint, and he still can’t get the fire going. Cirie sits and watches him do it, not wanting to get in the way of his ego. He walks away briefly, and the fire’s going when he returns.

Rob starts climbing a tree. He eventually decides that it’s not worth risking falling, and he figures someone else is full enough of themselves to try anyway. That someone would be Coach. Sandra bets Boston Rob a dollar he doesn’t make it, and she says Rob is someone she could see herself aligning with. Coach doesn’t get very far before hopping down.

Sugar needs a protector. Colby perhaps? Whatever her plan, it’s getting on everyone’s nerves since she’s chatting with them late at night while they all just want to sleep.

Before heading to their first immunity challenge, the heroes decide to kill one of the chickens.

For the immunity challenge, six tribe members will assemble a boat and use seven planks to keep it together. They’ll paddle out, grab a torch, paddle back, remove the planks, and bring them back to the start. The four remaining tribe members will then solve a puzzle and then use the planks to build a ladder to put it in its appropriate spot. Heroes are getting their boat together pretty quickly, as the villains struggle behind them. Heroes paddle out and grab their torch before the villains finally get it together. Ultimately, it does come down to who can solve the puzzle first, but the villains have dug themselves a pretty sizeable hole. Amanda, Cirie, Sugar, and Rupert don’t seem like the best puzzle solving crew. Rob and Sandra are doing a good job working together, while Randy and Jerri sit there watching them take the lead. The heroes are stuck on square one. Villains complete their puzzle first and win immunity and flint. Sugar’s crying right on cue. Colby doesn’t think they’ll miss much getting rid of her.

Rupert says the heroes were a little cocky, so maybe they should have gotten knocked down.

Sugar suggests that Amanda should go, no reason given. JT and Cirie say they’re onboard. She tells us that she wants to break up Amanda, Cirie, and James. JT goes to Colby, who obviously would rather get rid of Sugar. Stephenie and Candice are thinking the same.

When the Sugar vote seems like a done deal (and it probably is done anyway, but they have to present an alternative scenario), Tom says he’d prefer to get rid of a strategic player, Cirie, rather than someone who’s just a follower.

It doesn’t end there. Cirie, Candice, and Amanda would like to break up Tom and Stephenie. Cirie agrees that Sugar may be annoying, but she’s not a threat (which in turn makes her a threat because they can just keep dragging her along to the end). They’d like to get rid of Stephenie, even though she’ll contribute to challenges. Rather than this break up idea, they may want to consider an alliance, enough to carry them all to the end.

Votes
Sugar
Sugar
Sugar
Sugar
Amanda
Sugar
Sugar

With 6 votes, Sugar is the first person voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains Episode 2, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol Season 9 Episode 10

The start of Hollywood in American Idol Season 9 Episode 9 marked the start of Ellen DeGeneres’ judging on the show. She turned out to not be too bad. Not that she had a lot to live up to. Tonight is group day, which has proved to be the downfall of many people, particularly those who are just there to have fun.

85 people have been cut so far. 96 remain.

The first challenge is to find a group and agree on a song. I can tell already this is going to be a completely chaotic episode jumping from one place to another without much focus.

The Dreamers starts off as a threesome of Mary Powers, Alex Lambert, and Margo May. They invite Hope Johnson and Erin Hunley to join them.

The Mighty Rangers all auditioned in Denver: Maddie Penrose, Danny Jones, Mark Labriola, Tori Kelly, and Kim Kerbo.

Phoenix includes Jermaine Sellers, Kat, Ben Honeycutt, Jeff Goldford, and Moorea Masa, who made it to Hollywood last year and was in Danny Gokey’s group.

The original Dreamers aren’t too happy with their new group members, and they’re considering dropping them.

Paige Miles and Thaddeus Johnson join Jessica Cunningham and Liz Rooney to form the quartet Neopolitan.

Destiny’s Wild keeps getting tossed out of every room because they’re obnoxiously loud. Their group consists of Siobhan Magnus, Jereb Leaver, Theri (no last name), and Todrick Hall. They park themselves right next to Neopolitan, who are then forced to start shouting as well.

The Dreamers have decided to work together now. Having dragged their feet, now they have to play catch up.

Big Mike Lynche’s wife is about to deliver their first child. She’s gonna have to go it alone, and wants him to be there singing.

Back to the drama with The Dreamers. Mary wants to take control of everything. She’s even getting on the nerves of keyboard player Michael Orland.

Big Mike gets a call from his wife, and he goes through labor over the phone with her. It’s a girl.

Some people are missing something: the words.

Charity Vance, Ashley Rodriguez, and Michelle Delamor are the first group to perform. They’re all through.

Big Mike’s group Team Awesome also consists of Seth Rollins, Tim Urban, and Michael Castro. Michael Lynche and Tim Urban step forward and will advance to the next round.

Neopolitan is next. They sing the same song as Destiny’s Wild, who claim that they stole their apparently original idea of singing a cappella. Simon thought that was very good. All of Neopolitan advances.

Destiny’s Wild is up next. Ellen tells them their performance was weird. Nonetheless, they, too, all advance.

Denver’s Mighty Rangers get off to a good start. Until Mark and Kimberly forget the words. Tori Kelly and Maddie Penrose advance. The people who stayed up to rehearse continue, while those who went to bed earlier got booted.

Phoenix loses one of their group members, who decided to bail at the last minute, afraid they will humiliate themselves. Simon tells Moorea it’s rubbish that they went through anything hard up there. Jeff Goldford and Jermaine Sellers advance to the last day.

Big Dreams includes Matt Lawrence, Amanda Shechtman, and two other people who Simon doesn’t want to hear. It’s the end of the line.

Leah Lorenti, Carmen Turner, Kimberly Carver, and Dave Pittman have been cut.

Janell Wheeler, Jermaine Purifory, and Casey James all advance.

Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens, and JB Ahfua follow suit.

The Dreamers have been arguing all night and day. Margo May very quickly bombs. Mary Powers, Hope Johnson, and Alex Lambert advance.

71 people have survived the day.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol 9 Episode 11, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Amazing Race Asia 4 Casting

The Amazing Race Asia season 3 ended at the end of 2008, and the delay since that time has left people wondering whether the fourth season would actually happen.

Wonder no more. AXN Asia has posted an application for The Amazing Race Asia 4. The application process runs through March 22, 2010.

Filming is set for some time between May and July. With that timeline, I’m assuming that it will air around the same time as the last one (September-November), but no details will be released until later this year.

Jeff Probst Returning for Survivor 21, 22

What’s Survivor like without Jeff Probst? We won’t need to answer that question for at least another year, although I’ve found Survivor ultimately entertaining television regardless of who’s the host, but there’s no doubt Probst brings a lot to the table.

Jeff Probst confirmed on Twitter that he has renewed his contract for another year, which will take him through the midseason 2011 season.

“Survivor fans: I’m jazzed and wanted to share with you guys first -I’ll be back snuffing torches for two more seasons (21&22) of Survivor,” he tweeted.

American Idol Season 9 Episode 9

The audition rounds concluded in American Idol Season 9 Episode 8 with a final sweep through the various cities. We got a look at Lacey Brown and Aaron Kelly. Tonight, Hollywood week begins. American Idol’s newest judge Ellen DeGeneres joins the cast. Now past the audition rounds, the contestants will be allowed to sing with an instrument, should they choose to do so.

Katie Stevens sings For Once in My Life by Stevie Wonder. Simon says she’s quite good.

Skii Bo Ski has yet to drop his stupid nickname. He sings Ain’t Too Proud to Beg by The Temptations. Ellen warns him there’s a fine line between sexy and scary, no doubt an indication of the type of input we can expect. Still better than Paula, though.

Katie is in, but Skii Bo Ski is out.

Andrew Garcia sings Straight Up by Paula Abdul while playing guitar. You’re one season too late for that, dude. This very unique rendition goes over well with the audience. Kara calls that genius.

Vanessa Wolfe has made her journey to the fancy big city from her small town of 1100. Ellen tells her that her nerves are gonna kill her.

Andrew is through to the next round. Vanessa and Tasha Layton have been eliminated.

Cornelius Edwards, Maegan Wright, and Amadeo DiRocco are also eliminated. Guitar playing Janell Wheeler, however, advances.

Haeley Vaughn has seen a lot of people struggling with their instruments, but she proceeds with her guitar. Rocker mom Mary Powers comes to the stage next. Both of them advance to the next round.

The judges tell Jay Stone he’s ridiculous. They should have listened to Simon in the first place in Orlando. This half singing thing isn’t working.

Lilly Scott is the first new face of the night. She sings Lullaby of Birdland by Ella Fitzgerald while playing guitar. Kara finds her to be refreshing.

Michael Lynche’s wife’s water just broke, and she will not be happy if he doesn’t come home successfully. He sings Waiting on the World to Change by John Mayer while playing guitar. He advances to the next round.

Tim Urban got off to a bit of a rocky start in his first audition but was given one more chance. He sings Come Back to Me by David Cook to somewhat mixed reviews.

Justin Williams sings and plays keyboard. Randy just calls him interesting. He is sent packing. Really? That was not good enough to at least go again?

Tim, however, goes through to the next round.

Paige Dechausse and Erica Rhodes have been cut, as have Jersey sisters Amanda and Bernadette Desimone.

Maddy Curtis sings, well, I’m not sure what she sang, but Simon says it’s the wrong song whatever it was.

Casey James is the guy who got through because he took his shirt off. He plays blues guitar. Much more impressive than without the instrument.

Casey advances, but Maddy does not.

Didi Benami sings Terrified by Kara DioGuardi. At least she’s not crying this time. Simon hates to admit he really likes that song.

Crystal Bowersox sings A Natural Woman by Aretha Franklin. Any time somebody does this song on this show, I think back to Kelly Clarkson’s breakthrough performance (and how it pales in comparison by contrast). Nonetheless, she does well.

Both Crystal and Didi advance.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol 9 Episode 10, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 6

John fell below the yellow line and was eliminated in The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 5.

They go to the Olympic Training Center, where they’re informed that they will be competing as individuals. Oh, and two players will be eliminated at the end of the week. The person with the lowest percentage will be eliminated automatically, and two more will go below the yellow line.

Everything there is healthy and has a purpose. The food for each sport is designed with the specific requirements of that sport in mind, not just calories in and calories out.

They’re not just meeting with Olympic athletes… they’re going to be working out with them. Jeret “Speedy” Peterson eventually asks Bob if these guys need a break. No, no break for them.

Koli is struggling, a fact not lost on Bob. He doesn’t think he deserves to be there, whereas John should be there instead.

The pop challenge is to slide back and forth on a slide board 500 times. The first three finishers will get advantages in the main challenge, although Ali will not be revealing any more just yet. Darrell, Miggy, and O’Neal sit out due to medical reasons. Daris is the first person to fall, but he will not be the last. Melissa is the first one to 100. Sam is behind her. Daris, Lance, and Sunshine are battling for third. Melissa is the first to reach 250, with Sam about 7 behind her. As they go toward 500, it’s a tie between Melissa and Sam. Melissa stumbles at 490, allowing Sam to win the challenge. Sunshine is up by 5 over Lance in the battle for the bronze, and she ends up taking third place by 3.

From the pop challenge, we head right into the main challenge at the Garden of the Gods. The challenge is based on the biathlon. They will run around the field, and every time around, they will be able to take a shot. Once their target is hit 5 times, they’re out. Sunshine will receive the opportunity to hit one target right away, Melissa will be able to hit two targets, and Sam will hit three targets. Sunshine assigns her point to Sam. Melissa, likewise, assigns both of her points to Sam. Sam opts to return the favor, giving one to Sunshine and two to Melissa. Ironically, they’ve all three screwed each other over. So much for an advantage. With that out of the way, the prize for the challenge is announced: immunity.

Sam’s the first to shoot and hit Lance. Daris also hits Lance. Lance targets Andrea. Everybody else aims for Lance, and he is out quickly. Ashley strikes Miggy. Sherry hits Koli. Melissa’s the next target on the chopping block, and she is the next one out. Miggy is next, followed by Daris. Andrea has taken the final shot against three people in a row. Realizing he’s about to be eliminated, Michael asks Stephanie to let him get one more shot. Nope, she eliminates him. Andrea is the next one out, and then Sunshine and Koli. Then O’Neal finishes off Sam. Darrell eliminates Stephanie. Cheryl eliminates Sherry, then Ashley eliminates Cheryl. Darrell has a choice between O’Neal and Ashley. He chooses to eliminate Ashley. In the end, Darrell and O’Neal line up their final shots at the same time. O’Neal wins immunity.

During the last chance workout, Bob has a moment with O’Neal that he lives for. He has him stand on a bosu ball and do squats.

Tonight they will weigh in as individuals.

O’Neal: 325 pounds (-8, 2.40%, immune)

Michael: 432 pounds (-11, 2.48%)

Stephanie: 221 pounds (-4, 1.78%)

Sunshine: 239 pounds (-6, 2.45%)

Koli: 326 pounds (-9, 2.69%)

Andrea: 255 pounds (-7, 2.67%)

Darrell: 338 pounds (-5, 1.46%)

Sam: 298 pounds (-12, 3.87%)

Sherry: 177 pounds (-3, 1.67%)

Ashley: 311 pounds (-6, 1.89%)

Daris: 274 pounds (-9, 3.18%)

Cheryl: 191 pounds (-3, 1.55%)

Miggy: 199 pounds (-7, 3.40%)

Lance: 305 pounds (-9, 2.87%)

Melissa: 199 pounds (+1, 0.51%)

Hard to chalk that one up to gameplay. Having gained a pound, Melissa has fallen below the red line and is eliminated. In parting, she asks for the others not to send Lance home before he hits 250.

That leaves Darrell and Cheryl below the yellow line. Since this is Olympics week, there is no vote. Instead, they will go head to head in an elimination challenge. They will each balance a torch stem on their heads. First one out goes home.

To be continued…

The Olympics will run on each of the next three Tuesday nights, which means we have to wait until March to find out how this challenge turns out. Really, NBC?

Melissa has dropped from her starting weight of 233 pounds to 175 pounds today. She says Lance is still out there, which I take to mean he’ll last at least a few more weeks.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 7, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Bachelor Season 14 Episode 6

Only the required number of girls went home in The Bachelor Season 14 Episode 5, as Jake sent Corrie home. Tonight, Jake will be going to all of the girls’ homes.

First up is Gia’s hometown of New York. They go on a boat and take pictures of various landmarks of the city. Jake brings up that Gia never talks about her previous relationships. Her one serious boyfriend did bad things like cheating on her with all of her friends. I sure hope she’s gotten a new set of friends. They go to dinner with her mother, stepfather, stepbrother, and half brother. The family is full of paraonia that she’ll get hurt again. Her mom thinks he’s got love for her, although Gia remains worried that he’s just doing the same things with everyone else as he is with her.

From the big city we head to Ali and the quaint little town of Williamstown, MA. There’s not much to do there but hang out on the street. So they go to her dead grandmother’s house. For dinner, they go to meet her mom, sister, and brother. Last time she brought a guy home, her mom did not approve, and that was the end of that. Ali’s family does not seem overly skeptical about Jake, and he does not end up getting the third degree. If he asked her today, she would say yes. We normally don’t hear that for at least one more week.

Tenley’s hometown of Newberg, OR is next. As they chat by the lake, she brings up her ex-husband, who she says let someone else plan most of his life. Jake runs most everything past his parents. She brings him to the dance studio she grew up in, and she has choreographed a dance for him, something her ex was never interested in (yeah, I get the feeling we’re going to hear about that guy a lot). Jake expects cautiousness when he meets her dad, mom, and sister. The last time she was there, she told her parents that her ex was not coming back. Watching last season, her father said he wished she’d meet that guy. Jake’s got a question for her mom: is Tenley ready to go down that road again, having just gotten divorced in the last year. Her warning for him: she’ll have emotional spill overs for a while. His last question is for her father: can he marry his daughter?

Vienna gets the last hometown date in Sanford, FL. They also get a boat ride on the river she grew up on. She wishes him luck with her father, who hasn’t liked either of the guys she brought home in the past. They meet her father, mother, and apparently sister. Vienna and her dad are in tears the second she walks in the door. She’s fallen for Jake, something she hasn’t done before. Her father expects her to be treated like a princess.

Jake gets a knock on the door when he’s relaxing in his room. A tearful Ali is at the door. Either she stays there, or she goes back to work. I saw this twist last season. His advice to her is to weigh which decision would be the bigger regret. He can’t guarantee her she’ll get the ring. She guesses she’ll let him know at the rose ceremony.

As the rose ceremony begins, Ali asks to talk to Chris. She still doesn’t know what to do. Basically, she doesn’t want to give an answer until Jake lets her know she will survive the axe. After listening to her whine for a while, he finally breaks his stance and tells her he doesn’t want her to go because he will not send her packing. That said, she just wants a little bit more time. Oh, can we find a way to draw this out any more? After some more consideration, she says she has to go. Surely she already knew that before putting him and herself through this.

This begs the question: which of the other three girls was going to get cut?

Oh, and next week, Jake gets a call from Ali. Oh geez.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Bachelor Season 14 Episode 7, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC.