What has NBC turned me into! I’ve become a puppet, bending and swaying to their relentless will! Like countless other people, I have become horribly addicted to NBC’s super-mega-ultra-smash hit Heroes and all of it’s unparalleled awesomeness, and having to go without my favorite show until January 22nd leaves a gaping void of a hole in my soul that is in desperate need of filling. Now, I know that all comes across as a little dramatic, but if you’re a fan of the show, than you know exactly what I’m talking about.
I’ve been in a snappy mood since I got home from work and now I finally realized what it was that was making me angry. I KNEW that I was going to have to go without my weekly Heroes fix and my body went into shock and instantly flashed into withdrawals worse that any coke whore could imagine. Sadly, my only remedy was to blow the dust off the TV guide and start praying. To my complete and utter lack of surprise, Heroes turns out to be the best thing on TV on Monday night’s. Nooooooooooo! Horror of all horrors, what ever will I do!?
Alas, I must endeavor to find another means of gratification and, though nothing shall compare to the wonder that is Heroes, I must not relent. Sadly, the best I could come up with was:
I know, I know, it’s not much, but we’re going to have to make due until January 22nd when Heroes makes it’s return. Maybe we’ll get lucky and there will be a few good Christmas specials on, on Monday nights for the next few weeks. Somebody kill me now… please.
On the plus side, maybe some Heroes pictures will make the sting a little duller. Check out the fantastic pictures over at Rickey.org:
