Stupid Celebrity News of the Day!
Posted by soultrance on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:20 pm
- What idiot thought it would be a good idea to have Prince as the Super Bowl Halftime Show act? For some reason the sexually ambiguous “rock star” Prince doesn’t strike me as the kind of entertainment millions of middle-aged men lounging in their recliner’s drinking Bud Light and eating Nachos will be looking for. Way to TOTALLY miss your target audience guys, nicely done.
- Apparently Bette Midler is as much a fan of Britney Spears‘ Beaver as I am. In fact, she’s even trying to make up for Britney’s shortcomings, but maybe she’s overdoing just a little? ‘I’m wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear.’ she said. ‘In fact I’m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties.’
- Mel Gibson’s newest venture into the film directing business, entitle “Apocalypto”, gets some much needed translating. Best. Translation. Ever!
- The Simple Life star and disgustingly skinny Paris Hilton sidekick, Nichole Richie was nailed with DUI at 4:50am this morning. Stupid isn’t the only thing Paris and Nichole have in common anymore. The worst part of this entire thing is Nichole’s weight on the rap sheet. My cat’s had turd’s that weigh more than her. Come on, 85lbs is NOT a healthy weight for a kid, let alone a fully “matured” (and I use the term very loosely), woman. Oh, and yes, that pun was very much intended. Zing!
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- What idiot thought it would be a good idea to have Prince as the Super Bowl Halftime Show act? For some reason the sexually ambiguous “rock star” Prince doesn’t strike me as the kind of entertainment millions of middle-aged men lounging in their recliner’s drinking Bud Light and eating Nachos will be looking for. Way to TOTALLY miss your target audience guys, nicely done.
- Apparently Bette Midler is as much a fan of Britney Spears‘ Beaver as I am. In fact, she’s even trying to make up for Britney’s shortcomings, but maybe she’s overdoing just a little? ‘I’m wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear.’ she said. ‘In fact I’m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties.’
- Mel Gibson’s newest venture into the film directing business, entitle “Apocalypto”, gets some much needed translating. Best. Translation. Ever!
- The Simple Life star and disgustingly skinny Paris Hilton sidekick, Nichole Richie was nailed with DUI at 4:50am this morning. Stupid isn’t the only thing Paris and Nichole have in common anymore. The worst part of this entire thing is Nichole’s weight on the rap sheet. My cat’s had turd’s that weigh more than her. Come on, 85lbs is NOT a healthy weight for a kid, let alone a fully “matured” (and I use the term very loosely), woman. Oh, and yes, that pun was very much intended. Zing!
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