My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad

Reuters reports that NBC has picked up the newest project from Mark Burnett of Survivor fame, My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad. Burnett is teaming up with Reveille, which also produces The Biggest Loser.

The show will begin in midseason and feature fathers and their families competing in various challenges. NBC has ordered 8 episodes of the series.

This show “combines the family fun and kid empowerment of ‘Fifth Grader’ with the universally relatable concept of bragging that your dad is the best,” Mark Burnett said in a statement issued by NBC.

Kid Nation Episode 2

Episode 1 was mostly about discovering the rules and getting to know the kids somewhat as they started building their town. Jimmy, 8, became the first to go home, which left us with 39 kids.

The book suggests that the chickens are good for more than eggs, a rather controversial suggestion to make to a bunch of kids. The other kids are starting to get sick of not having fresh food and having to eat canned stuff. Laurel decides that they have to take a vote to decide what to do.

There’s a lot of concern over lack of protein. Greg says he’s worked with a butcher and knows how to do this. After the vote, the kids decide to kill the chicken. Emilie, 9, who we haven’t seen before tonight, says she’s going home if they kill a chicken. She then locks herself in the chicken coup with some others in protest. Eventually, though, she realizes they need to think about what’s best for the town. Everybody’s grossed out, but they all insist on watching.

Greg’s primary motivation in helping out seems to be that he wants to be nominated for a gold star. This is definitely a big change from last week when he mostly just wanted to goof off.

The next major dilemma is the cold, which freezes their clothes and water. Some of the boys from the green district figure out that if they poor some boiling water on the pumps, it may thaw them out, and it works.

Zach, 10, tries to get Taylor to go to the kitchen because she’s the leader of the yellow district, the cooks. She doesn’t care. Sophia’s a trooper. She’s a laborer and not even supposed to be cooking, but she’s still heading it up while shivering.

It’s time for a showdown to redetermine the job classes. Nobody likes blue team still, and a lot of people are tired of yellow’s laziness. Reward choices: a 45 foot heated water slide or what’s under a barrel (to be revealed after the challenge). They must connect pipes with running water to get water wheels spinning. All teams must finish in under an hour. Blue team gets off to an early lead, with red close behind. Red loses it at the water wall, and blue never looks back. Blue is the upper class. Red are the merchants. Yellow are still the cooks. Green can’t get it together in time, so they’re the laborers, and the group misses out on the prize, including the mystery prize of water pumps designed not to freeze. Everybody is supportive of their effort, though.

Green’s irritated that yellow refuses to do any work.

Emilie wants to work with the animals, but since she’s not upper class or a cook, the kids kick her out. One of them suggests she should go home if she wants to be with the animals.

Greg is pitching in, but Mike gets suspicious that it’s just for the gold star. Michael has been working well all along and has a lot of spirit. It’s a 2-2 tie with the council between them. Mike and Laurel vote for Michael; Anjay and Taylor vote for Greg.

Last time, only Sophia didn’t approve of the council. This time, it’s Sophia again, along with one other girl. Taylor’s response is “I’m sorry. You’re just gonna have to starve.”

Nobody wants to go home. Emilie decides to stay and tough it out.

The decision is to give the gold star to Michael. Well deserved. He says he thinks his parents deserve to get the money and is mostly just happy to be able to talk to them. Greg’s angry he didn’t get the star and believes it was disrespectful. Instead of just containing himself and trying for it next time, it looks like he’s planning to flip out.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live blog of Kid Nation episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Reaper Episode 1

Reaper seems to have won over critics already, so that combined with the hope that we may finally be returning to the funny/supernatural roots that made The WB worth watching had me interested in watching the premiere.

Sam Oliver (Bret Harrison, Grounded For Life/Brad O’Keefe) wakes up on the morning of his 21st birthday, and his parents seem overly anxious about the day. His mom tells him she wants him to have a great day, no matter what happens. His friend Bert Wysocki (Tyler Labine) says they should get in a car, get some smack, and kill a hooker in Vegas to celebrate his birthday, to which his mother responds by leaving the room crying.

He gets grief from his brother Kyle for not completing college and for still working at a place where he has to wear an apron, which gets him to thinking he is getting tired of this place. Bert tells him he does want to keep working there because he’s going to make it a topless store eventually. He then tells him he should go after Andi (Missy Peregrym, Heroes/Candice Wilmer), but Sam says they’re just friends. While in the car, a dog starts barking and jumping at the car. Then on his way into work, Sam sees a shopping cart going through the parking lot. As he attempts to grab it, it runs away from him. Odd but seemingly nothing he considers out of the ordinary, yet anyway.

He does make something of an attempt to run with Bert’s idea of getting together with Andi when discussing that they both have the same day off, but when he asks her what her plans are for her day off, she lets him know she’s going to be writing a psych paper in the library.

As he’s working (watching TV with baby chicks and thinking it’s actually flames), he notices that something’s about to fall on Andi’s head, and he jumps to prevent it. He knocks the box out of the way, but after doing that, he says he didn’t even touch it because it was too far away. Bert throws a bottle at his head to prove he can’t move it with his mind. He again tries to bring up the subject of going out with Andi, but this time he’s interrupted by a bunch of dogs, standing in the aisle and angry.

Once that ordeal’s done with, he says he’s not feeling well and heads home. He’s okay until a man appears in his backseat… a man who introduces himself as the Devil. He gets into a car wreck, and when he gets out to check, there is no man in his backseat.

His father’s waiting up for him when he gets home, expecting he might have had a bad day. Sam says he thinks he might be going insane. He tells his dad about his day, when his dad tells him he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for a cure for an illness he had before Sam was born.

Strangely enough, Sam doesn’t have much trouble believing this. He goes and tells Bert. “How drunk are you?” “Totally sober.” “How drunk am I?” Sock’s mostly upset nothing cool like that ever happens to him, but he buys it as well.

When he gets home, the Devil’s there waiting for him (I wonder if this Devil guy has another name so I don’t have to keep calling him “the Devil”). He tells Sam he’s going to be working for him on Earth, bringing escaped souls back to Hell like a bounty hunter. “All you have to do is track down fugitives and haul their asses over to a portal to Hell. Easy.” Any place that seems like Hell on Earth is Hell on Earth, like the DMV on Union St.

His first fugitive is a firefighter who escaped from Hell and also happens to weigh twice as much as Sam. He’s the one responsible for setting fires in town. The Devil gives Sam a vessel to trap him in. Sam tries to refuse to help, but he must, or the Devil gets his mother’s soul. When he opens the box, he finds a Dirt Devil inside, one that causes a truck to move. Shouldn’t he have to do this somewhat in secret instead of just telling all his friends/coworkers?

The Devil seems to have forgotten one minor detail. The fugitve can turn into flames and shoot them as well. Sam wants to catch him but can’t get the dustbuster to work. In the process, Ben, their friend from work, gets burned. Sam blames himself. He goes after the firefighter alone but just shows up to a burned down house.

When he gets home, his mom tells him she wants to go instead and to tell them to come for her. He pretends everything’s back to normal. Then, he heads to his room, which has been converted into a hockey rink. Sam gets frustrated and tries to give up, but the Devil tells him to investigate and figure out why the fireman does what he does. After killing the Zamboni driver, he advises him he doesn’t accept failure.

Sam goes to get Sock and figures out that the fireman is burning down the same places he was 50 years ago, so he wants to find out who he was when he was alive. They go to dig up legal records from Josie, Bert’s ex-girlfriend, who works in a courthouse. She finds out all the arson attempts Ned (excellent name for a scary killer) did when he was alive were unsuccessful, until he died in a fire he set at his parents’ house, which has not yet been burned down again but has been rebuilt as an elementary school.

After figuring out that the Dirt Devil wasn’t working before because it needed to be recharged, the boys head down to the elementary school to confront Ned. Sam figures out how to harness his powers to redirect the flames toward Ned. He then vacuums him up and takes him to the DMV.

Sam then realizes he must do this for the rest of his life, but he doesn’t mind it. He feels good about helping people and being responsible.

This is one of the better premieres I’ve seen in a while. Definitely a return to the old days of Buffy/Angel/Charmed. Good premise and well written, and the Bert character is hilarious.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Reaper episode 2, which airs Tuesday at 9/8c on The CW.

Nashville Cancelled

At least temporarily anyway. Fox has cancelled Nashville but says it will return in October, when it probably won’t do any better, though at that time it will have a more suitable lead in with Next Great American Band, the show debuting in October from the producers of American Idol.

The move comes after just two weeks with ratings not even good enough for a Friday night show. Following a weak start of 2.72 million viewers, episode 2 was down to 2.19 million, way down from its lead-in (Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?) and good enough for last place among the 5 major networks by a large margin (the next lowest ratings were double this amount).

If nothing else, Nashville’s producers can take comfort in the fact that it lasted longer than Anchorwoman.

Beauty and the Geek 4 Episode 2

After the teams were picked by Joshua and Shay, episode 1 ended with the surprise introduction of the tenth team, composed of one guy who’s a beauty and one girl who’s a geek.

What’s the deal with Sam’s eyes? This guy’s creeping me out right away. One of the geeks was worried that their chances of hooking up with a beauty just got a lot worse, but I’m not seeing it, as the other guys are better choices than him, with a couple typical ringers who are good looking and will be even better off with a makeover. To make matters worse, he thinks he’ll be doing the girls a favor if he gets with them, as they need a confidence boost. Did they try to find the most obnoxious, conceited guy they could, as long as he had muscles and was decent looking (but still not as good looking as he thinks)? He’s most looking forward to hardcore partying with a bunch of hot girls. Yeah, this guy’s here for the right reasons. Regardless, I’m sure one of these girls is dumb enough to fall for him.

On the other hand, Nicole seems nice enough but is worried that the whole time she’s there, she’ll be the ugliest girl.

David tells Jasmine she was last on his list of partners. And this guy’s supposed to be smart?

The geeks are going to have a rapoff to be judged by Three 6 Mafia. The beauties are going to have a debate.

Tony’s afraid to practice his rap in front of Amanda, which is a wall she’s going to need to break through because having that extra person to bounce ideas off can be very useful.

The judges say they want to see Nicole’s booty. Shay wants to pull Joshua’s pants down some, but he’s afraid they’ll fall off. David thinks he’ll be great at this because he considers it another LARP, but the judges don’t get impressed by his performance until Jasmine turns it up a bit, as she says she loves shaking her butt in front of people. Will’s very comfortable up there and gets a very positive response from the judges. Half the geeks forgot the words. John really gets into character then adds to it with juggling.

Not surprisingly, Will and John get the votes from the judges. Between the two of them, they decide the winner of the two is Will.

The first debate is between Jasmine and Rebecca on the topic of raising the federal minimum wage. Both are terrible, but Jasmine’s smart enough to be able to get some laughs. Hollie and Natalie debate drilling for oil in ANWR. Hollie does a decent job. On the subject of G8 countries aiding third world countries, Katie gives a competent argument, easily beating Jen who says… nothing. Debating the drinking age being lowered, Sam seems to do okay because it’s the one subject he knows something about, Shay apparently wipes the floor with him, but then he comes back with a very good rebuttal.

The judges decide that Sam was the top debater. This is bad news for everybody but the producers, as the other teams were looking forward to kicking him out.

Jasmine and Natalie decide to spy on the deliberations about who’s going home (even though John warned them not to because it could create a reason for them to be booted) and find out that the decision is going to come down to who’s the biggest threat. Will catches them and is not happy.

Sam picks John and Natalie because they’re a threat. Will picks Amanda and Tony because he’s been overly passive. Tony’s afraid he let her down by being too shy.

The girls get two questions about politics. Natalie gets the first question wrong, as does Amanda. Natalie gets the second question right, taking a 1-0 lead. The guys get two questions about hiphop. Mike tries to act hip… don’t do that. John gets the first question right. Tony gets the next question wrong, and Tony and Amanda are eliminated. Tony had the most potential room for improvement between the two teams, but I think the right team stayed.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Beauty and the Geek 4 episode 3, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on The CW.

The Bachelor 11 Episode 1

It’s that time again. Time for one man and 25 women to set their sights on 15 minutes of fame true love. For those keeping tabs, here is the full The Bachelor 11 cast list (name, age, occupation, location). This season’s bachelor is Brad Womack, a self-made millionaire from Austin, TX.

Brad starts off by telling his sad story of how he was born rich but then supposedly became dirt poor after the divorce. He discusses how he had a choice of either going to college or working in the oil ffields and eventually decided that college wasn’t for him. Now, he and his brothers own four bars/nightclubs. Despite all the money and success, he’s missing a soulmate. So the best way to get one is going on national television. And if it helps his business like what happened with Mike Boogie, even better. Apparently, everybody is calling Brad the sexiest Bachelor ever, or so we’re told repeatedly.

He says he wants somebody who couldn’t care less about his money. He’s got an identical twin brother, and they hint that they might consider putting the women through a test to see if they can tell the difference. He’s probably going to end up proposing at the end of the season. Brad does seem like a genuinely nice guy.

It’s time for the introductions. Sheena seems sweet. Jenni’s kind of… bubbly. Kim was concerned she might be taller than him. Sarah’s obnoxiously perky. Erin broke her face four months ago (huh?). DeAnna speaks to him in Greek. Like Brad, Solisa is also from Austin, TX. Brad’s informed he needs to send 10 of them home tonight. He must then hand out a first impression rose to the woman who he definitely wants to be safe.

DeAnna says she’s been trying to straighten out her southern accent since she feels like the countriest person there, but being from Texas, Brad doesn’t mind. She then tells a story about her mom, who was given 6 months to live after being diagnosed with cancer, but ended up living for another decade. Many women aren’t shy about butting in when Brad’s trying to talk to someone else. Jenni stands out in his mind because of her laugh, then adds to that by doing some dancing moves (she’s a cheerleader). Lindsey gives him a yellow rose and sings him a song (badly). Tauni just sticks her ass in his face. Juli (without an e) makes herself into a human pretzel. Melissa has way too much to drink and loses her boob, in conjunction with her dignity. Morgan has webbed toes. Mallory just puts on a bikini and hops in the pool.

Roses:
Jenni (first impression rose)
Jade
Bettina
McCarten
Hillary
DeAnna
Michelle
Sheena
Estefania (Stefi)
Erin
Solisa
Lindsey
Sarah
Mallory
Kristy

Sent home:
Jessica
Juli
Kim
Lori
Melissa
Morgan
Natalie
Rigina
Susan
Tauni

As with most first episodes like this, there’s so many people in the house that they have to make as much an effort as possible to not jump all over the place from random face to random face, and while we learned a few things, not a great deal happened, aside from 40% of the contestants being eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Bachelor 11 episode 2, which airs Monday at 10/9c on ABC

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