Kyle XY Season 2 Episode 14

In season two, Kyle was introduced to someone just like him, more or less, Jessi XX. Unlike Kyle, she found it a lot harder to control her darker side, and in the climax of the first half of the season, she finally betrayed him, stealing the information in his head for Madacorp. At the conclusion, she jumped off a cliff, with a very rocky landing below. Talk about your cliffhangers.

Picking up where we left off, Tom Foss comes up behind Kyle. He’s got some explaining to do. Like why Adam Baylin’s still alive despite having been shot. Once they’re done discussing what’s happened, Foss wants Kyle to go back to his family… and tell them the truth.

As Foss asked, Kyle goes home and tells them everything. Josh was wrong about him being an alien. I was hoping he was an alien myself, but Josh thinks the truth is pretty cool. After that, he’s got one more person to talk to, but he wasn’t able to catch Amanda before she left. When he heads back home, he’s worried what they’ll think and apologizes for putting them in danger, but Nicole still accepts him as one of the family.

Kyle’s got a plan: let Madacorp put him in the C.I.R. chair to get the information (that Jessi stole, so he no longer has it) and then create an energy surge to take the place out. Steven says it won’t be that easy, though, since the chair is isolated from the mainframe, but he can physically link it.

Lori, meanwhile, is mostly just happy that she’s free, since Declan hiding Kyle’s secrets from her means that it wasn’t her fault.

The plan now is to crash the open house at Madacorp since there will be plenty of people around, meaning a lot of distraction. Andy’s back because Josh invited her to the open house a couple weeks back, and she quickly gets suspicious something’s up.

Kyle goes right up to Julian Ballantine and says, “I hear you’ve been looking for me.” He offers up the information in exchange for leaving the family alone.

Lori promises Josh that the next cute guy she sees is about to have a very memorable open house experience. So of course, the next person she sees is Declan. She’s already forgiven him for keeping the secret. Beyond that, she’s completely over them being together and wants to destroy their memories. In the middle of this destructive fun, they find some condoms. So much for being broken up.

As Stephen’s sneaking around, oops, busted. Emily sees him. He pretends it’s just business as usual. She threatens to call security. He says she doesn’t understand and that his family is in danger. Only she does understand all too well.

While Kyle and Ballantine are walking and talking, he brings him in a room and tells him he doesn’t have what he wants any more. Jessi’s in a room going crazy, trying to get the information out any way she can. Ballantine tells her she’s free to go with the men and get the information taken out of her. In exchange for her help, not only does she get rid of the information, which would take her 57 years to write, but she also gets memories of the life she always wanted.

Not free to go is Kyle, nor is Stephen, who’s brought in the room with him. Since Jessi’s under such stress, Kyle thinks he can connect with her, as her brainwaves are more pronounced with increased emotions. He sneaks into her new memories, which are of a life as a member of the Trager family. He warns her not to give them the information. New life’s not going so well any more, as she’s going crazy there, too. Kyle wants her to be a better person, by choosing to be a better person. He offers to take the pain away, which he does by taking the information back.

They come to get him and take him to the chair, but he’s warned to cooperate because if he doesn’t, the chair will fry his brain. Emily tells Jessi to get the hell out of there, trying to protect her. While fleeing from the security guards, she runs into the elevator, where she meets up with Nicole, who believes there’s something that Jessi can do to help Kyle. Despite the warning, Kyle fights against the chair. He’s on the verge of cardiac arrest, but Ballantine doesn’t care and just cranks up the power. Together, though, he and Jessi can do what he couldn’t do alone. As they’re creating a power surge, Stephen connects the system, bringing it down. Then Jessi passes out.

When she wakes up in the hospital with Kyle watching over her, it’s not just Madacorp that’s down. The whole city’s been dark for hours. She’s happy to have done something good for a change, and Nicole’s looking for a home for her.

The city traced the blackout back to Madacorp, and what’s worse for Ballantine is that he was acting on his own without Madacorp’s knowledge. Emily’s sticking around to replace him.

As he’s packing up to leave, Foss is confident that Kyle’s got his family now and can get by without him, though he’ll still be around (somewhere). And he tells him Adam will be okay. Some day. Kyle promises to work as hard as he can every day.

Since the citywide blackout struck just as Declan was about to derevirginize Lori, they decided not to do anything. I’m not real clear on the logic either. She’s comfortable being friends without benefits but promises to get back where things were if they’re not hooked up with someone else by prom.

When Kyle gets home, he’s got some good news. Amanda’s flight, which has been delayed for hours, has now been cancelled due to the blackout, so she’s waiting for him in his tub. They’re able to patch things up, and she promises to come back to him.

Brian shows up at the hospital, claiming to be Jessi’s father. He says he’s the one who took the picture at the diner and that the girl in the picture who looks like Jessi is named Sarah.

Kyle is comfortable in the fact that, whatever may lay ahead, he doesn’t have to face it alone.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Kyle XY Season 2 episode 15 The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC Family.

Prison Break Season 3 Episode 9

It’s been two months since Prison Break Season 3 Episode 8, but now Prison Break’s back with all new episodes. Previously, Mahone went to court and tried to get a plea deal, but he was a wreck without his pills, so they sent him back to Sona. As he was headed back, we finished up the first half of the season with Michael Scofield being escorted out of the prison, after he prevented the Company from breaking out Whistler on their own.

General Zavala brings Scofield into his office. Scofield says he had nothing to do with what happened, which is true for a change. He doesn’t give any answers as to who actually was responsible. They put him in a box to see if they can sweat the answers out.

Sofia and Lincoln are chatting, and up pulls Susan, to grab Link and tell Sofia to get lost. Susan wants to keep Lincoln motivated. She takes him to LJ and gives them one minute to speak to each other, a brief exchange about how “that bitch is crazy” and the next time they meet, he’ll get him out of this.

Mahone’s back. He says that, all things considered, he probably does deserve to be in there. He doesn’t get any drugs, but Lang does give him her father’s good luck charm.

Out in the yard, Bellick and T-Bag see someone vomit. Bellick’s ordered to clean it up. This doesn’t sit well with him, so he shoves the guy. This won’t end well.

Having accepted money for sneaking something into the prison before, Sucre’s stuck doing it again, this time for no money. When he gets there, Michael asks him to just go and not come back.

Lechero and Whistler are trying to break out on their own. It’s not long before they realize this is stupid and pointless.

Scofield tries to convince Zavala he can’t stop them. Zavala tells the story about how he captured Lechero, someone everybody else thought they couldn’t stop. That’s enough to convince him to talk. He spills the beans, but Zavala’s not buying the truth again.

After Zavala’s done some research, he finds that there’s some truth to the story. He believes the other inmate should be able to corroborate it and demands a name. In return, Michael wants him to locate LJ.

Sofia goes to the prison to confront Whistler about what she saw at the apartment. He claims that it was all his plan for them to be together. She doesn’t know how she can believe anything he says.

Of course, once Zavala brings Whistler back, he says nothing and plays dumb regardless of a claim that the story has been verified and all that’s needed is a name of who’s in charge. With some convincing, he claims that he’s working with Scofield… and only Scofield. They’re both brought into the room to discuss it together, and finally he does give up a name.

T-Bag’s strategy this time is to get Mahone to kill Sammy. In return, he’ll cover his drugs.

Sucre’s had an argument with Lincoln, asking for money to continue helping him. Having overheard this, Susan takes advantage. She offers Sucre $50,000 to go back to him and pretend like nothing happened and to continue working with him for a few days.

Michael calls Lincoln to find out when his next meeting with Susan is. With that, he’s able to find out the location to send Zavala to.

Because of the puke incident, Bellick gets a chicken foot. He approaches Sammy to get some assistance. Of course, he gets nowhere. Lechero overhears this and isn’t happy.

Turns out Sucre and Lincoln’s fight was just staged. They were setting Susan up.

Mahone’s not interested in T-Bag’s offer.

Lincoln’s meeting with Susan, and as planned, the general comes and takes her away.

Susan plays dumb, too. They’re doing a good job of that tonight. So now it’s time to torture her as well. Unlike the men, though, she’s not going to be that easy. Despite the fact that she’s choking, she still won’t talk. Whistler and Scofield come in, and Whistler says yes she ordered the prison escape. She claims to be just the babysitter, that she watches the kid and knows nothing about a breakout. She offers to take them to him.

Michael wants to know if she killed Sara, and she says she doesn’t know what he’s talking about, to which he responds, “I’m coming for you.”

Bellick wins his chicken foot fight, even if he did cheat. T-Bag may have himself a new target.

Susan leads them to where LJ is, or at least where he was. When they get there, she kills Zavala and his guard. She calls for a ride, then her next call is to Lincoln.

It turns out the guy Sucre’s been sneaking packages in for is helping out Sammy. He wants Sammy to take control and thinks Lechero’s days are numbered.

Scofield and Whistler are taken back into the prison, since the general has been found dead. So now it’s back to the original plan: break out of prison.

Unsurprisingly, inside the cigar box is a gun. Now Sammy’s got a way to take power.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Prison Break season 3 episode 10 Dirt Nap, which airs Monday at 8/7c on Fox.

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American Gladiators Returning for Season 2

That didn’t take long. Following a strong early opening of its first season, NBC has announced that it has picked up American Gladiators for a second season. Additional details will be announced at a later date.

The remake of the show from two decades ago has taken off strongly. Ratings in adults 18-49 have been among the best shows on TV, and overall, American Gladiators has been NBC’s best new show since Heroes.

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BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
MAD MEN
Lionsgate; AMC

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
GLENN CLOSE
Damages

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
JON HAMM
Mad Men

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
EXTRAS
BBC and HBO Entertainment; HBO

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
TINA FEY
30 Rock

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
DAVID DUCHOVNY
Californication

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
LONGFORD
A Granada Production in association with Channel 4 and HBO Films; HBO

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
QUEEN LATIFAH
Life Support

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
JIM BROADBENT
Longford

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SAMANTHA MORTON
Longford

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JEREMY PIVEN
Entourage

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HBO 6
AMC 2
FX Networks 1
NBC 1
Showtime 1

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Longford 3
Mad Men 2
30 Rock 1
Californication 1
Damages 1
Entourage 1
Extras 1
Life Support 1

The Amazing Race 12 Episode 10

TK & Rachel got hung up by a bad flight choice in The Amazing Race 12 Episode 9, but they were not eliminated, keeping hope alive that the final three won’t completely suck. That said, they were three hours behind everybody else and will need to complete a speed bump as well.

We’re in for a rare treat tonight. The show’s actually starting on time.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived.

First: Ronald & Christina (7:02am)
Second: Nathan & Jennifer (7:15am)
Third: Nicolas & Donald (7:21am)
Fourth: TK & Rachel (10:18am)

The first stop is the Umeda Sky Building and the floating garden, an observatory. Hours of operation are 10am, evaporating the majority of the lead.

Once there, they’re told they’ll be travelling over 1000 miles to Taipei, Taiwan.

Nicolas says, “No competitors are left. It’s a bunch of pansies.” Yeah, pretty much.

Meanwhile, Nathan’s telling us his thoughts about heading to Taiwan. “I know absolutely nothing about Taiwan, except… I think Thai food is pretty good.” Uh…

At the airport, they see the first flight’s at 1pm. Ronald & Christina get the flight. Nathan & Jennifer continue to have their nervous breakdown and are unable to book that flight.

TK & Rachel for the first time are arguing, and it’s really not helping them any. His instincts are right, but she’s not sure why they’re going where they going. While they’re discussing it, they walk right past the clue.

First flight: Ronald & Christina
Second flight: Nicolas & Donald, Nathan & Jennifer
Third flight: TK & Rachel

When they arrive in Taiwan, Nathan & Jennifer go to exchange their money before getting in line. When they get back, they see that TK & Rachel are caught up with them. Jen overreacts as per usual.

Jennifer says she’s got hatred in her blood. We noticed.

Teams will go to Taichung by high speed rail and then to Jiji by taxi. All teams make the same train, with Nicolas & Donald just barely limping their way along to catch up.

The road block is to ride in stunt vehicles. This includes being suspended 25 feet in the air on a giant teeter totter, then driving under water for 17 seconds.

Road block (in order of arrival): Ronald, Rachel, Nathan, Donald

After the road block, TK & Rachel hit their speed bump. They must go just over one mile to participate in a traditional ritual. They’ll dress the part, run through thousands of firecrackers, and be doused in water. Probably doesn’t take them too long, but it is enough to put them in last.

The next stop is GK Teahouse in Taipei. When they arrive at the high speed rail station, the machine won’t let them get the 7:36 one even though they show up a few minutes before, so they must wait until 8:00, with the exception of Ronald & Christina, who do get on the first train. Christina’s language experience continues to come in handy as it did in Japan.

TK & Rachel use what they learned earlier, getting tickets the automated way instead of in line, which helps them to get on the same train as the others. Jen hates them even more.

At the teahouse, they’ll need to drink a cup of tea before they can leave. Unsurprisingly, Rachel burns her mouth. From there, they must head to Gong Guan Night Market to get a clue from a clown.

The detour is a choice between fire or earth. In fire, teams must write messages of luck on lanterns and send 20 of them off in the sky. In earth, they’ll walk on a 220 foot path of jagged stones (it’s supposed to relieve stress).

Earth: Ronald & Christina, Nicolas & Donald, TK & Rachel, Nathan & Jennifer

The pitstop for this leg of the race is Chang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall. The second and third place teams take cabs. Nathan & Jennifer get advice to go to the subway instead. He questions the decision, but she pretty much tells him to shut up. Then she wants him to be a man and make the decisions. He says he can’t stand her because she’s always freaking out. Ya think?

First: Ronald & Christina (win a trip to Curacao)
Second: TK & Rachel
Third: Nicolas & Donald
Fourth: Nathan & Jennifer (eliminated)

As much as I think Nathan & Jennifer are one of the stronger teams, her inability to deal with stress has been crippling. As a parting thought, she says they killed their relationship on the race.

Still, it is a fairly weak final three, although TK & Rachel are a fairly strong team.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 12 episode 11, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS, when we will find out who the winner is.

The Amazing Race Asia 2 Episode 8

Terri & Henry finally finished last in The Amazing Race Asia 2 Episode 7, but they were just as disappointed as anybody else that they’re still in the race, as their heart’s not in it any more. Not that I’m convinced it was in it before. Rovilson & Marc and Adrian & Collin, meanwhile, continued their dominance, taking first and second as usual.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived, with the exception of Ann & Diane and Paula & Natasha, who for some reason have switched places with Ann & Diane departing fifth, though it could just be another production error. Terri & Henry are just over 4 hours behind.

First: Rovilson & Marc (7:48am)
Second: Adrian & Collin (8:07am)
Third: Pamela & Vanessa (9:47am)
Fourth: Paula & Natasha (10:04am)
Fifth: Ann & Diane (10:26am)
Sixth: Terri & Henry (12:07pm)

The next stop is the Old Opera House in Frankfurt, Germany, 8088km away. Rovilson never knew Germany was a part of Asia but doesn’t care as long as he gets the airline with the hottest flight attendants. When the boys arrive at the airport, the first and second flights are both fully booked, but both teams are able to get on standby.

The teams all leave Terri & Henry some money to get to the airport. This is one of the reasons the mugging twist is so stupid. By the time they arrive, though, there’s not much time left to get good tickets, as even the teams that have been there for hours have been scrambling.

First flight (direct by 5pm): Rovilson & Marc
Second flight (arriving at 5:35pm): Natasha & Paula
Third flight (arriving at 6:35pm): Pamela & Vanessa, Adrian & Collin, Ann & Diane
Fourth flight (via Hong Kong, no arrival time given): Terri & Henry

They’ve taken the flight to Frankfurt merely to catch a train to the Charles Bridge in Prague, Czech Republic. The next train is a night train at 11:38pm.

Rovilson & Marc aren’t happy that they’re going to lose their big lead, but they take advantage of it. First, they see the sights. Then, Rovilson earns back some of the cash they spent by pole dancing.

Ann & Diane are trying to convince everybody they meet they’re having an emergency. Most people fall for it, too.

Paula & Natasha, Rovilson & Marc, and Pamela & Vanessa are working on an alliance. The first target appears to be Ann & Diane… so pretty much nothing’s changed from before.

Train 1: Rovilson & Marc, Adrian & Collin, Pamela & Vanessa, Paula & Natasha, Ann & Diane
Train 2: Terri & Henry

I thought they were trying to fool us with the editing, but Terri & Henry are so far behind, they can’t pull it off. When they’re catching the train in the daylight, it’s clear there’s nothing ahead that can save them.

Teams must proceed to the Little Shop at Karlova Street, a puppet shop. The hours of operation are 11:00, which means that once again Rovilson & Marc will lose their lead while the other teams catch up to them. Eventually, Paula & Natasha catch up to them first, and they pinky swear not to yield each other. Oh boy. I saw the pinky swear in Big Brother 5. Nakomis whined about it being broken for weeks on end. By the time the shop opens, four teams are waiting, with Pamela & Vanessa (having searched for the clue for hours) and Terri & Henry being behind the pack. The bridge task is clearly tough, as most of the teams walk up and down the bridge for hours. You know what that means. When they get there, Terri loses it, starts screaming, sits on the ground and pouts, and does whatever else is necessary to draw attention to herself, all the while wasting her team’s time.

From there, teams will head to the Kinsky Palace in Old Town Square. Okay already. Can we get an actual task instead of teams going from place to place killing times and getting clues?

The road block is to dress up like a knight and rescue a damsel in distress.

Road block (in order of arrival): Marc, Adrian, Paula, Ann, Vanessa, Henry

Some of the women aren’t too comfortable in the knight gear, but Marc’s having no trouble jogging in it. He finds the damsel first but leads Adrian right to her in the process.

Paula & Natasha and Pamela and Vanessa are having trouble driving. Don’t they know by now that you don’t go on TAR without knowing how to drive a stick?

From there, teams head by train to Beroun, where they will get a clue at the town square by searching for someone who has it on their Nokia phone, which as a bonus has a message from home. Most people are thrilled by the messages, but Ann’s completely focused on the race and mostly concerned that she knows her husband is quite long winded.

Train 1: Rovilson & Marc, Adrian & Collin, Ann & Diane
Train 2: Paula & Natasha
Train 3: Pamela & Vanessa
Train 4: Terri & Henry

The detour is a choice between blow or bow. In blow, each team member must cut a design on the bottom of a class cut. In bow, each team member must hit a target with a crossbow.

Bow: Rovilson & Marc, Adrian & Collin, Ann & Diane, Pamela & Vanessa, Terri & Henry
Blow: Paula & Natasha

The pitstop for this leg of the race is Karlstejn Castle, 30km south of Prague.

First: Rovilson & Marc (win $5,000)
Second: Adrian & Collin
Third: Ann & Diane
Fourth: Paula & Natasha
Fifth: Vanessa & Pamela
Sixth: Terri & Henry (non-eliminated)

Oh. My. God. It’s like cockroaches that just won’t die. Two NEL’s in a row on legs they’re just getting blown away in. This is getting more and more pitiful. At least they’re in better spirits than they were the last time, though. If When they don’t come in first next time, they’ll get a 30 minute time penalty.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Amazing Race Asia 2 episode 9, and don’t forget our live blogs of The Amazing Race 12.