The Celebrity Apprentice 3 Episode 3

After losing control of Bret and not getting the product message across, Sinbad was fired in The Celebrity Apprentice 3 Episode 2.

When he returns, Bret continues to whine. People are ganging up on him apparently. Everybody walks out of the room, growing increasingly tired of him.

LifeLock and Norton have come together to create a new product. The teams will create an advertising campaign.

Gavin Maloof will be taking Ivanka’s place for this week.

Michael Johnson is the project manager for the men; Summer Sanders will be the project manager for the women.

At the meeting with the executives, Cyndi Lauper is returning to her questions that everybody else (or at least Summer) views as a waste of time. The men, meanwhile, are dealing with Bret, who seems unable to get his thoughts out.

Selita is appointed to direct the 4 page photo essay, which Cyndi takes offense to.

Of course, Summer, who’s had it out for Cyndi for a while, isn’t going to give Cyndi that large a role. When Maria suggests that Cyndi should be the spokesperson, Summer objects. She appoints Sharon. In doing so, she fails to explain why, trying to pretend as if it’s not because she thinks Cyndi is a waste.

Bret’s desperate to prove that he can help, but he’s still unable to figure out how.

Michael has selected Curtis as the spokesperson. Rod pushes for it to be Michael, but he vetoes that and sticks with Curtis. I’d sooner recognize Curtis over Michael. I agree with Michael’s stance that Curtis is current.

Maria asks what their concept is. Summer doesn’t know.

Sharon warns that they’re all probably going to end up hating each other if they keep up with the bickering that’s currently going on.

Summer sends Cyndi away with Maria to the prop house to get rid of her.

Rod is assigned the task of surfing the web. Unfortunately, he can’t even turn the computer on. When they turn the computer on for him, he proceeds to type. One finger at a time.

When Summer meets with the photographer, she doesn’t have any idea still what she’s talking about or doing. He can’t follow her direction if she hasn’t given it to him.

Darryl is in charge of getting the props, and since it took Rod 30 minutes to type a paragraph, he’ll be going with him. Darryl says he’s having trouble getting his body to work all day long like a normal person. As for Rod, he’s spending his time being a politician, proclaiming his innocence and kissing babes.

Don Jr. shows up to ask Summer about her concept. It’s a work in progress.

After Don leaves, Summer finally comes up with an idea. Sharon is the protector, who will be in the background of every shot.

The women find it quite amusing that Curtis is in an apron again. The focus of their campaign is that he does everything that a normal person does, but he’s much better protected. Michael is the world’s fastest man, while Goldberg is the world’s strongest man. They will be knocking out identity theft.

Bret’s taking it upon himself to decide the direction of the advertorial. Michael is not happy with this and lays down the law. He doesn’t want an advertisement. He wants a bunch of words.

Gavin visits the men, and he finds they have a good vision and clear concept, but it’s wordy. Michael is unconcerned that Gavin seems confused. He considers it a waste of time to pay Gavin any mind.

The photos eat up a lot of time for the women, so they’re left having to rush their way through the presentation and ad as quickly as possible. Holly has no clue what the presentation looks like because it was such a rush. She just hopes it makes sense.

The executives are smiling while Curtis gives his presentation, but the smiles end when Michael steps forward and presents the advertorial.

But at least their presentation is working. Summer steps forward and points toward a screen. A blank screen. So she has to wing it. Eventually, the powerpoint presentation does pop up. Then Sharon takes the stage. She’s still under the weather and coughing.

Neither campaign is sufficient. In both cases, they’d have to make changes in order to be able to use the ads. The women lacked education in their material, whereas the men had way too much information, some of which may not have been entirely accurate. The women had some issues with their presentation, and there was no call to action. Curtis was very good, but they’d rather see Goldberg up there.

Michael says that Rod was the weakest player. Bret was not as hard to handle as expected.

Summer calls out Cyndi for wasting time and steering them in the wrong direction. Holly agrees that Cyndi can be wordy.

In the end, the women win. Not an overwhelming victory but a victory nonetheless. Michael’s gotta take the fall on this for insisting on so many words that nobody is going to read. Regardless, he’s not the weakest link on his team.

As the winning project manager, Summer will receive $20,000 for her charity, Right to Play, which brings sports to children in developing countries that have been affected by war. In addition, they will donate a portion of sales.

Michael takes responsibility for having too many words in the ad, insisting he knew what an advertorial was supposed to be.

Bret says that his ideas are respected sometimes, but sometimes no.

Rod says he’s not being utilized enough. He’d have rather been on the creative side of this instead of running errands.

Rod would fire the project manager. Bret agrees.

Darryl thinks everybody has done a super job, so if he has to let anybody go, he can let him go. So does Darryl want to be fired? It sure seems as if he’s on his last legs pretty early in the process. Yes, he does want to be fired. He’s tired. Given his status in New York, the guys are gonna miss him on fundraising tasks.

Darryl Strawberry is fired. Michael says he won’t feel comfortable being here if Darryl just leaves, but Trump won’t be firing him, too.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Celebrity Apprentice 3 Episode 4, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

The Amazing Race 16 Episode 7

Jordan & Jeff finally reached the end of the road in The Amazing Race 16 Episode 6.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived.

First: Louie & Michael – 12:35AM
Second: Carol & Brandy – 1:28AM
Third: Steve & Allie – 1:57AM
Fourth: Jet & Cord – 2:36AM
Fifth: Dan & Jordan – 3:36AM
Sixth: Brent & Caite – 4:36AM

Hopefully this week they’re actually going to take a plane somewhere and break up the monotony of teams finishing in almost the same order every week. Teams must now fly 5500 miles to the island of Mahe in the Seychelles, a remote chain of islands in the Indian Ocean. Regardless of the gap in times, there’s only one flight there, so everybody will be on the same one.

When they land, they’ll have to make their way on foot to a kiosk, where they will take a number. So basically the positioning comes down to seating on the flight. They will take helicopters to the island of La Digue.

First helicopters: Brent & Caite, Steve & Allie, Dan & Jordan
Second helicopters (1 hour later): Louie & Michael, Carol & Brandy, Jet & Cord

The detour is a choice between turtle toddle or ox trot. In turtle toddle, teams will lure a giant tortoise across the lawn to a marker. Then they’ll each grab a bunch of bananas and carry them a mile and a half to the harbor. In ox trot, teams will bring a cart to a clearing, which they must load up with coconuts. Then the ox handler will attach an ox to the cart, which they must deliver to the harbor. Either task with animals has the potential to prove frustrating, but there’s a reason why they call oxes stubborn.

Ox trot: Brent & Caite, Dan & Jordan, Louie & Michael, Jet & Cord, Carol & Brandy (switched from turtle toddle)
Turtle toddle: Steve & Allie

The ox clue warns them that they can’t drop any cargo, but that doesn’t stop Caite from tossing a coconut to the side and not bothering to look for it. Before they even get that bit of bad news, Brent & Caite are already calling each other idiots. The bad luck doesn’t stop there. Steve & Allie forget their backpacks after they complete the part with the turtle. Considering Allie’s getting banana all over her shirt to begin with, though, trying to do that while lugging a backpack may not have been a viable option anyway.

Brent says he’s not going back. He quits. He and Caite reluctantly agree to go back, but she cries on the way back about how unfair it is that they didn’t read the clue.

And so it continues. Carol & Brandy are unable to complete the turtle task, which puts them in last. However, they get lucky because Jet & Cord checked to see whether any fell out, but apparently did not check hard enough. It’s not over yet. Carol & Brandy checked around the cart, but they did not check underneath. Well, that should be sufficient to put them in last place. As if that’s not bad enough, Carol blames Brandy.

From there, teams will take a boat to St. Pierre Island. On the boat ride over, after they see Dan & Jordan, Steve & Allie realize they forgot their bags. They assume this means their bags are gone now. The good news is that they have their passports with them still. Now it’s just a question of whether they want to go back for the comfort the bags will provide. Seeing as they’ve got an hour head start, it shouldn’t be the end of the world to go back, but it’s still a risk. They opt to just leave them behind.

The road block is to search the water to find a case of submerged bottles, untie one, and bring it up to the surface. Inside is a map, which will take them to the pit stop.

Road block (in order of arrival): Steve, Jordan, Brent, Michael, Cord, Brandy

The drama doesn’t end there. Unable to get the map outside the bottle, Jet & Cord left it behind, opting to give it to their boat driver. Without that, Phil can’t check them in, so they’re going to need to go retrieve it. Their only option is to swim to that boat and get the bottle. On their way back, they realize they’re in last place now.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is Praslin Island. Brent tells Phil it’s pretty anonymous that all the teams want Carol & Brandy gone. Apparently he means unanimous.

First: Steve & Allie (win $7,000 and all the 7UP they can drink)
Second: Dan & Jordan
Third: Brent & Caite
Fourth: Louie & Michael
Fifth: Carol & Brandy
Non-eliminated: Jet & Cord

Jet & Cord are still in the race, but they will have to complete a speed bump in the next leg.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 16 Episode 8 You’re Like Jason Bourne, Right? (Malaysia), which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

Lost Season 6 Episode 9

Sawyer made a plan to get off the island with Kate in Lost Season 6 Episode 8. Let the black smoke get into a battle with Widmore, and when they’re distracted, steal the sub.

Jacob goes to visit Ilana in the hospital. Will she help him protect six people, who are the remaining candidates? When she brings them to the temple, Richard will know what to do next. Well, maybe not. Richard just says Jacob’s a big liar, and he doesn’t know what to do. Oh, and Jack’s dead. So is everybody else. This isn’t an island. It’s just hell.

Richard says they should listen to somebody else. Perhaps he means Locke.

Ben tells Frank that Richard doesn’t age. Apparently, he has looked the same for years. Even as far back as 1867 when he accidentally killed a doctor in an attempt to save his wife’s life. Afterward, he received a visit from a priest, who said God will not forgive him for murder, accidental or not. That said, the devil awaits him, as he will be hung the next morning.

The next morning, after they find out he speaks English, Richard is purchased and then chained in a ship. They’re taking him to an island. If they weren’t, they are now because the ship wrecks into the island in the middle of the jungle. Given their limited supplies, the captain starts killing everybody. With Richard seconds away from getting stabbed, they hear something out in the jungle. Then blood drips down on them. So now basically everybody is dead. Everybody but Richard.

Although he’s been spared, Richard is left chained up without food or water. Dying would have been preferable. After time passes, he’s greeted by his wife Isabella, who tells him they’re both dead and in hell. Then she apparently gets swallowed up by the smoke.

Eventually, he gets a visit from someone calling himself a friend, who frees him in exchange for a promise to do anything he asks. What he wants is simple: to escape from hell and kill the devil. He’ll go to find the devil by the statue, which is now in pieces since Richard’s ship smashed into it. The devil is not the black smoke. Rather, the guy he’s talking to is. Either he worries about right and wrong, or he goes to hunt down the devil and gets his wife back.

Upon arrival at the statue, he’s attacked by Jacob, who’s not going down without a fight. Jacob tells him he’s not really dead, and that wasn’t his wife. This island is like the cork in a bottle of wine. It’s the only thing preventing hell from escaping and spreading. Jacob doesn’t like to step in and interfere, but maybe Richard could act as the intermediary between him and the people he brings to the island. He can’t bring his wife back. He can’t absolve him of his sins. But he can make him live forver.

When he returns to the black smoke, Richard is told that if he ever changes his mind, the offer still stands. Then he gives him his wife’s cross, which Richard then buries in the sand. Back in the present day, Richard comes to dig this cross up. He’s changed his mind. Does the offer still stand?

Hurley approaches from behind. His wife sent him. She’s standing right next to them, long enough to say it’s not his fault she died, and they already are together. Oh, and it’s Richard’s responsibility to stop the man in black from leaving the island. If he doesn’t, they all go to hell.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Lost Season 6 Episode 10 The Package, which airs Tuesday at 9/8c on ABC.

Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 3

Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 2 marked the second episode in a row in which two people went home. After being cleared by medical as having nothing wrong, Jub Jub still quit, claiming he had something wrong with his inner genitals. His tribe won immunity anyway, so Timbila decided they needed to take out a threat even though it’s still really early in the game, and Cindy got the axe.

Not that anybody liked him before, but the talk of Craig being useless is resurfacing. In his effort to prove he’s useful, he breaks their hook while fishing.

ProVerb refuses to carry a giant clam back to camp. He’s afraid of it and insists it made a shrieking sound.

Treemail tells them they need to pick someone strong and light as a feather. Assuming the other tribe will pick Izak, Sade volunteers, and she gets upset when GiGi suggests that her against Izak may not be a good match. Okkert would also like to volunteer, so they pick him. Timbila as expected chooses Izak apparently without much discussion or the amount of argument that went into the other tribe’s decision.

Izak and Okkert show up for the reward challenge. It’s a duel. They would have looked pretty stupid if they chose Sade. With Okkert, they at least have a fighting chance. They must knock their opponent off the beam. Pick n Pay has put together various food items. In a pitiful start, both of the guys fall off almost immediately with nobody actually being hit. When they get back up, Izak scores first. Then Okkert scores. Okkert scores again to take the lead 2-10. Then 3-1. Chibudu wins reward. Okkert’s given a choice between receiving the reward or the clue to the idol. If he takes the clue, Izak gets the food. Horrible trade. There would be no hiding that, and it would cost him the game sooner or later. Okkert declines the deal, opting instead for the food.

Izak beats himself up over the loss, and his tribe is not very helpful, suggesting that he didn’t have a chance anyway.

When Chibudu opens up the chest, Craig takes a handful of chips. We’ve seen people gets sent home for less.

Darren remains worried that he’s on the outside. That worry is warranted. Now that his role as chef has been threatened by Sandi, his stock just dropped.

At the immunity challenge, both tribes must pick one male and one female competitor to be their load bearers. They will continue to add weight until only one person is left standing. Sandi and Darren will load water for Timbila; Sandi and Sade will load for Chibudu. Louw and Lady Lea will be the load bearers for Timbila; Okkert and Hanna will be the load bearers for Chibudu. Louw and Okkert are targeted first. They start off with 8kg (17 pounds) and will be heading up to a maximum of 100kg (220 pounds). Louw and Okkert continue to receive the weight as the challenge continues. After several minutes, Okkert has 24kg, Louw 20kg, Lea 8kg, Hanna 4kg. 15 minutes in Okkert has 52kg, Louw 40kg, Lea 20kg, Hanna 8kg. It’s around this time that it looks as if Okkert’s getting ready to buckle. After 26 minutes, Darren tells his team they need to focus on Hanna because there’s no way Okkert is going to last much longer. The first person out of the challenge is actually Louw at 80kg. Okkert, meanwhile, continues to hold strong, strangely enough finding a way to stop holding the bar and just let it rest on his shoulders. He finally drops a few minutes later at 84kg. The girls are roughly even, so it’s a matter of who can hold it longer. Lea’s been holding more weight longer, but it’s ultimately Hanna who drops. Timbila wins immunity.

Everybody has been questioning Craig for a while, making this a good opportunity to get rid of him. Craig starts looking for the idol, but he left the clue with Kaseran, so it’s all fuzzy. What he does know is that it’s on their island somewhere. This is a bit of information he shares with GiGi.

Craig says that the wrong people were picked for that challenge. Maybe GiGi should have gone up instead of Hanna.

Votes
Craig
Craig
Hanna
Craig
Craig

Craig’s luck has finally run out, and his tribe finally gets rid of somebody without it being a case of someone quitting or getting injured.

Stay tuned to dingorue for another recap of Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 4.

Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 2

Following a terrible start in Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 1, Chibudu is already two people down. First, Christina lasted one whole night before deciding it was too hard, so she made up a lame excuse and quit. Then, following his challenge injury, Garth was voted out because he was barely able to walk. To make matters worse, they seem to have their next in line already picked out, having decided their “leader” Craig is useless.

Jub Jub claims he has a rash and an infection. He’s saying he wants to go home, too. Oh geez. Where did they find these idiots?

Louw is scheming with everybody. He claims his main alliance is with Izak and Kaseran, but he says that they should jump on any bandwagon they can.

After Jub Jub injures himself on some coral, medical has come in to take a look at him. Diagnosis: he has two minor cuts on the bottom of his foot. On a scale of 1-10, this injury ranks as a 2. There goes his plan to make it look like he has an actual medical problem.

When the contestants arrive at the challenge, Nico reminds them that this is Survivor. It’s supposed to be tough. Furthermore, there are a lot of people who would love to be right where they’re standing, and wouldn’t walk away because they didn’t get a good night’s sleep on the first night.

Each tribe will pick a member to be harnessed to a crane. The rest of the tribe will move that person to build a lighthouse out of puzzle pieces. They must then carry that across the beach without dropping it. If they do drop it, they’ll have to rebuild it without a mosquito. Reward is fishing gear, including a boat. Ashley and Lea sit out for Timbila. GiGi and Cindy are the mosquitoes, who will be in the harnesses. Timbila’s got the lead by a piece or two, and they are the first to complete the lighthouse. Within about two seconds, Timbila’s structure falls, allowing Chibudu to just about catch up. Having dropped their lighthouse once already, Timbilia is going extremely slowly and almost blows their large lead, but they manage to win reward by seconds. Gys is going to exile. Izak will be joining Chibudu for the night.

Izak’s happy to be away from his tribe because a couple people are already starting with the backstabbing.

With the new fishing gear, Louw has managed to catch himself a fish. If he can establish himself as the provider, he should go a long way.

That night is their first stormy one, complete with ominous black clouds and plenty of wind.

Jub Jub may or may not be quitting. Just make a move already or stop whining, dude.

Cindy has designed the shelter in her head following the rains, and now she is putting her plan into action.

Gys waits until low tide before he heads out on his search for the idol. Then he finds it. Or so he thinks he does. Nope, just another clue, telling him it’s not on that island.

Before the immunity challenge, Jub Jub wants to make an announcement. He quits because of an infection in his inner genitals, whatever that means, not wanting his manhood to rot off. For the sake of clarification, he is indeed deserting his tribe before the challenge, leaving them one additional man down.

One person for each tribe will be a codebreaker, solving a mathematical equation to lead their tribemates to keys that need to be placed in the correct boxes. Louw, Izak, and Kaseran sit out for Timbila. Ashley and Craig are the codebreakers. Craig’s first challenge is to just get the numbers out of the bag. The tribes start out guessing without the equation being done. For Chibudu, this works, but Timbila grabs the wrong key. Gys is the first one to the final platform. Gigi then joins him as Ashley and her team argue. ProVerb’s second key is right, and he makes it to the platform after Sade does. Izak is correct on box 4, giving them a clear 4-1 lead. Hanna has the final key for Chibudu, but she’ll need to make it across without falling. Timbila makes it 4-2, then 4-3, then they tie it 4-4. After making for an interesting conclusion, Chibudu nonetheless still wins immunity.

Darren’s worried. It’s quiet. Too quiet. So does that make him the target if nobody is talking to him?

Ashley suggests that Cindy’s very strong and, therefore, a threat. A little early to be getting rid of the threats and thinking of the merge. Someone who’s smart and fit should be a useful asset to a tribe at this point.

Votes
Cindy
Kaseran
Cindy
Cindy
Cindy
Cindy

Cindy has indeed been voted off the island. Strange to see the entire tribe turn on someone they consider a threat in episode 2.

Stay tuned to dingorue for another recap of Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 3.

Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 1

18 new contestants, this time celebrities, make up the Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina cast. In addition, Mark Bayly, who hosted the first two editions and was often accused of being too wooden, has now been replaced by actor Nico Panagio.

This season we head to Santa Carolina, an island off the coast of Mozambique in East Africa that was also called Paradise Island, now a deserted paradise.

Before being tossed overboard, 7 of the contestants are told that they’ll be receiving shoes and a machete, but no more. What they don’t know is that there actually are supplies in boxes written in Portuguese, which will be lugged by an additional group of contestants. Some of the boxes contain useful supplies; some contain junk. Hopefully there’s nothing explosive in these boxes that they’re throwing down sand dunes. Given how rough they’re being with them, they’re slowly finding out what’s inside. One box contains nothing. One has golf clubs… good luck finding a green area here.

The group of 11 who remain land a little ways away from Santa Carolina. After their trek through the desert, they are told that they will be taking a boat to the island. Well, some of them will. Two people will receives votes right now. This is not an anonymous vote.

Votes
Kaseran and Jub Jub
GiGi and Craig
Kaseran and Okkert
Kaseran and Louw
Kaseran and Louw
Kaseran and Craig
Kaseran and Craig
Kaseran and Craig
Kaseran and Garth
GiGi
GiGi

Kaseran must have pissed somebody off, receiving the highest number of votes. Craig came in second last. Yeah, it’s all a trap. They will not be taking the boat. Instead, they will be flying there by helicopter, and they receive a note. When they arrive, Kaseran has decided he wants to vote out Craig, as he thought he had already done previously.

It turns out that the note leads them to a set of buffs. They are the leaders and will be able to choose their tribes. This allows Craig to believe he’s the boss. In a thoroughly chaotic picking ceremony that shows the producers have not quite found their way just yet, they choose the two tribes.

Timbila: Kaseran, Louw, Ashley, ProVerb, Lady Lea, Cindy, Darren, Sandi, Izak
Chibudu: Craig, Garth, Jub Jub, Christina, Sade, Hanna, Okkert, Gys, GiGi

The first bit of business is to fight over who gets to keep what supplies. Then one tribe heads north and the other goes south.

The immunity challenge is to hop on a platform and use a pulley to get across a platform, go to the tower and untie bags, tie the weighted bags so the tribe can swim under an obstacle, and swim to the beach where they will dig up their flag. Izak takes the lead for Timbila. Since he can begin untying and dropping bags before anybody else arrives, the other struggling tribe is losing a lot of ground. It becomes obvious pretty early what the end result of this challenge will be. Timbila wins immunity and flint.

Christina is crying about missing her daughter. Seriously? It’s day two. Day two. She wants to quit the game. The guys say the real reason is that island life is too tough for her, which she does not deny. Rather than wait until the tribal council that night and letting her tribe vote her out, she just walks away right then and there. Putz.

Craig, who already made a poor first impression, continues to rub his tribe the wrong way.

Meanwhile, Garth has injured an arm and a leg, but he refuses to go home unless they vote him out, unlike that quitter who already left. This may be Craig’s only hope of surviving another vote.

Votes
Garth
Garth
Garth
Garth
Garth

Due to his injury, Garth has been voted off the island. Since he wouldn’t have been able to get past his injury, they probably would have lost either him or Christina next episode anyway, so her quitting is now a moot point, aside from that it makes her look like a quitter.

Stay tuned to dingorue for another recap of Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Episode 2.

Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina Cast

The Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina cast consists of 18 celebrities competing for charity.

Ashley Hayden
Television Presenter
The Homestead – Projects for Street Children
Johannesburg

Christina Storm
Actress/Model
Lucinda Greyling Help Fund
Cape Town

Cindy Nell Roberts
Model/Presenter
Wag & The Chrysalis Foundation
Johannesburg

Craig Jacobs
Designer
The Trust
Cape Town

Darren Maule
Actor/Comedian
Wesley Flavell Heart Foundation
Johannesburg

Garth Collins
Actor/Comedian/MC
Guide Dogs Association for the Blind
Johannesburg

GiGi
Exotic Dancer
Hospice Houghton, Johannesburg
Johannesburg

Gys de Villiers
Actor
HOKISA
Knysna

Hanna Grobler
Actress
Hanna Charity and Empowerment Foundation
Johannesburg

Izak Davel
Singer/Actor
Ons Huis Trust
Johannesburg

Jub Jub
Rapper
The Ithuteng Trust
Johannesburg

Kaseran Pillay
Comedian/Actor
Durban Children’s Home
Johannesburg

Lady Lea
DJ/Music Producer
The Wet Nose Animal Rescue Centre
Johannesburg

Louw Venter
Actor and Comedian
MyLifE Foundation
Cape Town

Okkert Brits
Former Athlete
Give Me a Chance Foundation
Port Elizabeth

ProVerb
Recording Artist
Bophelo Care Centre, Kimberley
Johannesburg

Sade Giliberti
TV Presenter
Childline
Johannesburg

Sandi Schultz
Actress
RCCTT
Johannesburg

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 15

That tomb they’ve been talking about for most of the season was opened in The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 14, leading to some vampires getting out, as well as Bonnie’s grandmother unconscious on her couch.

A new vampire in town, Harper, wants to know what year it is. Then he wants to eat the first person he sees.

Aunt Jenna believes she’s found Elena’s mother, who also happens to be Alaric’s wife. If that is true, aside from the coincidence, it would mean that her birth mother is dead. Perhaps Damon knows something about this woman, Isobel (yeah, that’s apparently how you spell it). Oh, like he can remember every woman he’s killed.

Matt and Caroline decide to do something a little more bachelor paddy than watching TV. Until his mom walks in.

Alaric says that Isobel never had a baby, but he changes his mind once he sees a picture of Elena’s birth mother.

Elena goes to visit an old friend of Isobel’s, who tells her that she doesn’t know who her father is, and she hasn’t seen her mother in about 17 years. Then she goes and sends a text to alert someone that “She’s here.”

Stefan warns Alaric that Damon’s not exactly stable right now. As if he ever were.

Isobel was convinced that she found vampires, and it was her intent to prove it, no matter how much of a joke Alaric may have thought it was.

Elena hasn’t touched her tea, but when she does, she realizes it’s been spiked with vervain. So why is Trudy serving her this? Whatever the reason, she begs her to leave right away.

The sheriff is short one bachelor for her auction. In return, Damon wants some information about Alaric.

Trudy’s greeted by some maniac. She did her part, but that won’t stop him from killing her.

At the bachelor auction, Damon starts talking about Isobel. He had a drink with her at Duke once. She was a great girl. Delicious. So did Elena forget to mention earlier the name of her mother?

Matt’s mom tells Caroline to stop this fake nice thing. She doesn’t like her, even if her son fell for her for some reason.

Elena gets a message from the creepy guy. Stop looking for her. She doesn’t want to know her. He’s done now. Now he can get runned over by a truck.

Alaric arrives to pay Damon a visit, stake in hand. Damon says the truth is he turned Isobel because she was pathetic and begged him to. Then Alaric gets poked by his own stake and appears to die. Well, that doesn’t last long. Luckily, he’s got a ring on that was a gift from Isobel.

Elena makes a phone call to a woman who she believes may well be Isobel, who hangs up when she realizes who she’s talking to.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Vampire Diaries Episode 16 There Goes the Neighborhood, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on The CW.