America’s Got Talent Season 7 Winner

The remaining six finalists performed in America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 30. Tonight one of them will be crowned the America’s Got Talent Season 7 winner. Too bad NBC, the network that no longer has any use for The Biggest Loser, has managed to find 2 hours in its schedule to drag us through the standard painful 2 hour revealing process.

1 hour in, and still nothing has happened. The side by side comparison at least lets us know Tom Cotter’s a lot more entertaining than Joan Rivers, though.

Now that 75 minutes have passed, it’s time for the first result to finally be revealed. In sixth place is The Untouchables. In fifth place is Joe Castillo. In fourth place is David Garibaldi & His CMYK’s.

This leaves us with the scenario Howard proposed last night. The winner will be the comedian, the earth harpist, or the dogs.

In third place is William Close. Hard to split the two who remain, as for a change the right two acts are left standing in the final two. A lame singer will not beat a much more talented variety act. I think this is a first for the American version of this show.

The America’s Got Talent season 7 winner is Olate Dogs. I’d rather watch the comedian for 90 minutes than the dogs, but this is easily the most talented animal act we’ve seen.

America’s Gol Talent will be back again next year for season 8, but the game of judging musical chairs continues. Sharon Osbourne has already thrown a fit and quit the show. It would hardly be a surprise to see one or both of the other judges follow her exit.

America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 30

The second set of finalists was chosen in America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 29, setting the stage for tonight’s final performances.

David Garibaldi & His CMYK’s never were an act I fully understood, though the end product they finish with is always impressive. It’s just a matter of getting there. Their painting for the night is Al Einstein.

Tom Cotter’s made it further than any comedian before, and he’s got a chance to make it to the top. Like last time, he has prepared multiple acts, and he has Nick roll the dice to determine what he’s going to do, jokes about the bad examples adults set for children. He again gets the judges to their feet.

The Untouchables have made it one step beyond Miami All Stars. A bunch of kids dancing like Tina Turner? I did not see that coming.

Sand artist Joe Castillo does a tribute to America’s Got Talent for his final performance, creating portraits of the judges. Still good, but not as emtional as his earlier efforts.

William Close’s initial simplicity impressed me. The trick is adding additional elements to the show without the earth harp getting lost. As before, he gets a standing ovation from the judges, but I still feel some of it’s lost in translation.

The final performance of the season is the most talented animal act I’ve seen (a lot better than either anything on this show or Britain’s Got Talent winners Ashley & Pudsey), Olate Dogs. They start with some two legged walking and hurdle jumping, add in some barrel rolls, and as expected some backflips. Howard says it’s between the comedian, the earth harp, and them, which I’d call a fair assessment.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 31, where we will find out who the America’s Got Talent Season 7 winner is, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on NBC.

Big Brother 14 Episode 27

Ian won HOH in Big Brother 14 Episode 26 and proceeded to nominate Jenn and Shane. Tonight will be a special eviction night.

With Shane nominated again, Dan, who passed up an easy shot at him last time, has decided that now he still wants to get rid of him.

Danielle says she thinks Shane’s playing her. He’s kissed you twice all season. If he’s playing you, he’s doing a bad job of it. I think Ian’s had more action than she has.

The veto competition requires them to solve a puzzle within 20 seconds, and if they fail to solve it, the board demagnetizes, so they’ll have to fly back and forth between platforms to reset the clock. So the question is whether this is more puzzle or physical. Seeing as Ian’s doing so terribly, the answer seems to be physical. With Frank out of the house, that bodes well for Shane. Ian ends up getting disqualified because his clock runs out a second time after his puzzle is demagnetized, giving him the opportunity to give hints to Shane. Shane wins the power of veto.

Veto winner Shane is allowed to select one person to bring on a luxury reward, and he picks Danielle. They get to leave the house and meet and watch the gold medal US Olympics women’s gymnastics team. Strangely, this seems to have nothing to do with either CBS or a movie they’re trying to promote. Apparently they’re just making the money from the tour’s sponsors. In what is essentially their first date, I think Shane may have just sealed the deal. One of the most critical decisions of the season may well be whether Danielle chooses Shane or Dan, which is precisely why Dan should have gotten rid of him when he had the chance.

At the veto ceremony, Shane removes himself from the block. In Shane’s place, Ian nominates Danielle. His rationale is that he doesn’t want a couple to have both the votes. Is anyone buying this?

Votes
Shane: Jenn
Dan: Jenn

By a vote of 2-0, Jenn has been evicted from the Big Brother house. When she gets out of the house, she jumps at the chance to eat peanutbutter and jelly, the punishment have nots used to suffer before this stupid slop nonsense.

A fairly lame alliance with the lamest alliance name ever, minus Britney, survives to the end. Not for lack of trying to turn on each other, though. Just for lack of trying to turn on each other well.

The HOH competition is a series of true or false questions based on photographs of competitions they saw earlier in the day. Everyone gets the first question right. Everyone gets the second question right. Shane and Danielle get the third question right. Shane and Dan get the fourth question right. Danielle and Dan get the fifth question right to make it a three way tie again. Danielle and Dan get the sixth question right. Everyone gets the final question right. Dan and Danielle participate in the tiebreaker question. Dan is off by 42 seconds, but he goes over. Danielle, who is off by over 7 minutes, wins HOH.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 28, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 26

Two players who have spent most of the season on the block were finally eliminated in Big Brother 14 Episode 25, as Frank and Joe were both evicted.

Ian says he had to get rid of Frank because he was his biggest threat to winning the game. I’d say Dan’s the biggest threat, only none of these people can see it.

With Frank out the door, Jenn will be retaining her alliance with Dan and Danielle. Even though it was a fake alliance, it’s not like she has any other choice.

Going back to Thursday, it’s revealed that Dan’s actual target may have been Ian. Lucky for Ian this was a live show, meaning a quick and easy to film veto, which in this scenario was a puzzle, the first and likely only veto tailor made to him.

After Ian’s safety was assured, Dan came up with another plan. Target Shane. That fell through, too, as Dan trusts Danielle’s word that he’ll keep him safe. Maybe he will keep Dan safe. But not above her.

Of course, the result of this is that Danielle was the pawn, something she was not expecting. It’s not like anybody will vote her out anyway. Nobody considers her a player. A side effect of this is that Jenn feels lied to as well, but she’s in Danielle’s same boat. She may have been manipulated into making a big move, but she’s only slightly more threatening than Joe was. That said, Ian’s angry that she stayed over Joe, since Jenn’s stronger than Joe, who was both the weakest and most unpredictable link.

Now Dan’s worried. He tried to get rid of Ian and failed, a plan that was revealed to everyone in the house other than Ian. Once Dan’s done talking to Danielle about how worried he is, she immediately tells Shane that he was going to be a nominee.

The HOH competition is a trip down memory lane. They will be asked a series of questions and must get their balls in the numbers based on the day those events happened. For every day they are off, they will receive a penalty point. The player with the fewest penalty points will win.

The first event happened on day 36. Shane knew the answer but is unable to land his ball properly. Ian, however, is spot on. Danielle is off by 13 days, an indication she will not be a factor in this competition. Jenn does better, receiving 3 penalty points. On the second question, Ian receives 1 penalty point, Jenn has a perfect shot, and Shane scores another 2 penalty points. Jenn is way off on the next question, so she joins Danielle in not being a factor. Shane gets 2 penalty points for a total of 6, but Ian’s off by 6 for a total of 7. Shane gets another 3 penalty points for a total of 9, and Ian retakes the lead with a total of 8.

In the final round, Shane forgets that he was the first person to use the power of veto (on himself). Ian remembers this, but because he’s 6 points off anyway, they end up tied. In the tiebreaker, after begging God (who’s a big reality TV fan), Ian wins HOH.

Jenn’s one obvious nominee. The other one has to be a Quack Pack member no matter what. Now it’s just a question of which one. Does Ian target Dan to hide their final two alliance, which he still wishes to keep intact despite the fact that Dan just nominated him? What’s up with Ian sticking to alliances that screw him? Or does he go after the physical threat, Shane, who after a first few weeks of being a big target all of a sudden landed on easy street when the attention shifted toward bigger threats (this is the reason why he needed to keep the targets in the house, rather than eliminate them like he wanted)?

Ian is once again greeted by Pandora’s box, which worked out well for him last time. The TV screen promises a message from someone who loves him. That could potentially be about $100,000 for every minute of video, but it’s a risk Ian’s willing to take. He’s been duped. It’s not a messsage from his parents. Rather, it’s a message from Rachel, last year’s winner. She suggests the most important thing to win the game is think about Brendon. The other houseguests receive messages from their loved ones instead. Between Jessie and now Rachel, Pandora’s box isn’t even seeming all that scary, just annoying.

Nominations
Danielle is safe.
Dan is safe.
Jenn and Shane have been nominated for eviction.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 27, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 25

After Dan won the power of veto in Big Brother 14 Episode 24, he saved Jenn just for show, pitting Joe against Frank on the block. Tonight is another double eviction night.

Frank’s sixth nomination of the season is looking like his last. Trusting Dan seems to have come back to bite him in the butt, but I’m not sure it really matters because Frank was going to be a target regardless, as usual.

Dan is under the impression he’s added Jenn as an ally. Wonder how she’ll feel when you get rid of her biggest ally. The only potentially useful emotion she’ll feel is solitude, as the concept of trust has to be off the table.

Dan’s main concern, which he accidentally expresses to Frank, is Joe winning HOH. Joe’s the only person he doesn’t have a deal to the end with, and nobody else seems to want to get rid of Dan no matter how much of a threat he is. It would take a miracle, but in this show any idiot can win some of these competitions. Joe tells him he’d nominate Shane and Danielle because you have to break up that couple (of sorts), but the reality is he’d put up Dan and whoever’s on his side.

30 minutes later, Joe starts repeating the conversation he just had to Dan. He thinks he’s talking to Shane. Lucky for him, Dan tells him who he’s talking to before he gets very far. If Dan just let him talk, he could have gotten the real scoop.

Votes
Dan: Frank
Danielle: Frank
Jenn: Joe
Shane: Frank

By a vote of 3-1, Frank has been evicted from the Big Brother house. He departs quickly, saying goodbye only to Jenn.

The HOH competition is about quotes from contestants when they were on the block. Jenn is the only person to get the first question right. Jenn, Dan, and Danielle get the second question right. Everybody but Jenn gets the third question right. Jenn, Dan, and Danielle score a point again. And again. And again. Nobody gets the last question right, so we go to a tiebreaker question about how many minutes Jodi was in the house. 481. All she went through to get here for just over 8 hours in the house. As Jenn and Danielle guess less than half that, Dan wins HOH.

Joe’s not even going to wait. He’ll just take a seat in one of the red chairs. The second nomination is more interesting. Ian has been nominated alongside Joe. Presumably Joe is the target. He’s not exactly anybody that needs to be sent packing, but his lack of allegiance to anyone other than Shane is serving as his undoing.

The veto competition is a maze. Ian wins the power of veto.

Ian pulls himself off the block. Dan nominates Danielle in his place. I did not see that coming, but it really shouldn’t matter.

Votes
Shane: Joe
Jenn: Joe
Ian: Joe

By a vote of 3-0, Joe has been evicted from the Big Brother house. Now people can run their TV at full volume during the diary room sessions.

Want to know who wins HOH before Sunday’s show? Check out the BB14 spoilers.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 26, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 29

The second and final group of semifinalists performed in America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 28. Tonight three more will advance to the finals.

The first three acts are Shanice & Maurice Hayes, All That, and Lightwire Theater. Time to put All That out of their misery and hope they don’t come back in season 13. Lightwire Theater is the obvious group to advance from this trio.

Jacob Williams, David Giribaldi & His CMYK’s, and Sebastien “El Charro de Oro” are next. I thought Jacob had a chance, but his material let him down. David’s the clear favorite of this group.

Clint Carvalho, Olate Dogs, and All Wheel Sports are the third set of acts. Olate Dogs was perhaps the best animal act ever, and they become the third group in the top 4.

Tim Hockenberry, The Magic of Puck, and The Untouchables are the last group. This is the hardest one to call. I don’t see Puck advancing, but either of the other two could make it. Hard for Tim to beat a crying 8 year old, though, and The Untouchables advance.

Regardless of who goes to the finals, we’re guaranteed a rarity in this show. There is not a single singer in the finals. The closest thing to a singer is William Close, whose main part of the act overshadows his moderately okay singers.

The Untouchables are the first group to advance to the finals. The second spot in the finals goes to Olate Dogs. David Garibaldi & His CMYK’s and Lightwire Theater must now await the judges’ decision. Sharon votes for Lightwire Theater. Howie votes for David. Howard breaks the tie by voting for David.

Next week’s show is on Wednesday. Pick a time already.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 30, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on NBC.

Jillian Michaels Returning to Biggest Loser

Deja vu.

After getting kicked off Dr. Phil’s show in just a few months, Jillian Michaels has decided to return to The Biggest Loser for season 14, which begins in January. She’s been gone for two seasons, which presumably has given Dolvett enough time to cement his spot on the show, as he will be returning as well. I’m perfectly fine going back to Bob and Jillian, though.

After the first two seasons, Jillian quit the show once before as well. Kim Lyons replaced Jillian in season 3, with both trainers being featured in season 4, but she was never heard from again.

“As a former overweight teen, I know firsthand how dramatically weight issues can affect every aspect of a child’s life,” said Michaels. “Having recently become a mother of two, I am more passionate than ever about helping empower children and families with the information and resources they need to live a healthier life.”

To that end, this season’s twist will be the inclusion of teenagers on each team. The kids (ages 13-17) will have their weight count toward the team results, but they cannot be eliminated.

Big Brother 14 Episode 24

In the typical shift of power that happens every week, Ian became HOH in Big Brother 14 Episode 23 and nominated Frank and Jenn.

Ian warns Joe that if Jenn or Frank come off the block, he will be the replacement nominee. He made a deal to keep Shane and Danielle safe. Not that Shane was exactly in a position to bargain. You say no, and he falls minutes later. Because he intends to keep that deal, he simply does not have any other options than Joe. What about Dan, the guy who ratted you out last week?

Dan does not have any interest in upholding either his alliance with Frank or their final two deal. As Dan does, so does Danielle, not that she needs any encouragement to get rid of Frank.

Ian selects Dan to participate in the veto competition at random. Frank selects Danielle. Jenn selects Joe. This leaves Shane on the sidelines.

Frank seems to have reluctantly but foolishly agreed to throw the competition to Dan. Though the odds of Dan winning a competition don’t seem particularly good, consider who he’s up against.

Otev is back as an alien. They’ll have to search for corn cobs containing the answer to a riddle. This dumb luck is anybody’s game. Fumbling her way toward the mat, Danielle is eliminated first. Ian is eliminated next. Joe is the third one out. Jenn is out fourth.

During the time before the final round, Frank declines to throw the competition to Dan. It would have been smarter to just say he’s going to throw it. Perhaps then Dan would not try too hard. This is an easy one to throw, too, though winning it is not so easy because it’s just about being the first person to accidentally stumble on something. Dan doesn’t know the correct answer, so he’s just going to grab an ear of corn and hope one of his two guesses is correct. Dan narrowly outruns Frank to win the power of veto.

After the competition, Dan makes another final two deal, this time with Ian. That makes three.

Though Dan and Frank don’t want to consider pulling Frank off the block, that won’t prevent it from being raised. Ian suggests saving Frank as a possible option, but it takes about two seconds for Dan to convince him Jenn should come off the block.

At the veto ceremony, Dan pulls Jenn off the block. Ian nominates Joe as the replacement nominee. Dan says he just sealed Frank’s fate without having to get any blood on his hands. What about when you vote to evict him?

Frank’s the clear target here because nobody wants him to be against in the end, which is why they have been trying to get rid of him every single week. On the other side of the coin, Joe’s merely a vote, only useful if he’s on your side (like Shane), and he can’t win anything, including the end game.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 25, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on CBS.