Nashville Cancelled

At least temporarily anyway. Fox has cancelled Nashville but says it will return in October, when it probably won’t do any better, though at that time it will have a more suitable lead in with Next Great American Band, the show debuting in October from the producers of American Idol.

The move comes after just two weeks with ratings not even good enough for a Friday night show. Following a weak start of 2.72 million viewers, episode 2 was down to 2.19 million, way down from its lead-in (Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?) and good enough for last place among the 5 major networks by a large margin (the next lowest ratings were double this amount).

If nothing else, Nashville’s producers can take comfort in the fact that it lasted longer than Anchorwoman.

Beauty and the Geek 4 Episode 2

After the teams were picked by Joshua and Shay, episode 1 ended with the surprise introduction of the tenth team, composed of one guy who’s a beauty and one girl who’s a geek.

What’s the deal with Sam’s eyes? This guy’s creeping me out right away. One of the geeks was worried that their chances of hooking up with a beauty just got a lot worse, but I’m not seeing it, as the other guys are better choices than him, with a couple typical ringers who are good looking and will be even better off with a makeover. To make matters worse, he thinks he’ll be doing the girls a favor if he gets with them, as they need a confidence boost. Did they try to find the most obnoxious, conceited guy they could, as long as he had muscles and was decent looking (but still not as good looking as he thinks)? He’s most looking forward to hardcore partying with a bunch of hot girls. Yeah, this guy’s here for the right reasons. Regardless, I’m sure one of these girls is dumb enough to fall for him.

On the other hand, Nicole seems nice enough but is worried that the whole time she’s there, she’ll be the ugliest girl.

David tells Jasmine she was last on his list of partners. And this guy’s supposed to be smart?

The geeks are going to have a rapoff to be judged by Three 6 Mafia. The beauties are going to have a debate.

Tony’s afraid to practice his rap in front of Amanda, which is a wall she’s going to need to break through because having that extra person to bounce ideas off can be very useful.

The judges say they want to see Nicole’s booty. Shay wants to pull Joshua’s pants down some, but he’s afraid they’ll fall off. David thinks he’ll be great at this because he considers it another LARP, but the judges don’t get impressed by his performance until Jasmine turns it up a bit, as she says she loves shaking her butt in front of people. Will’s very comfortable up there and gets a very positive response from the judges. Half the geeks forgot the words. John really gets into character then adds to it with juggling.

Not surprisingly, Will and John get the votes from the judges. Between the two of them, they decide the winner of the two is Will.

The first debate is between Jasmine and Rebecca on the topic of raising the federal minimum wage. Both are terrible, but Jasmine’s smart enough to be able to get some laughs. Hollie and Natalie debate drilling for oil in ANWR. Hollie does a decent job. On the subject of G8 countries aiding third world countries, Katie gives a competent argument, easily beating Jen who says… nothing. Debating the drinking age being lowered, Sam seems to do okay because it’s the one subject he knows something about, Shay apparently wipes the floor with him, but then he comes back with a very good rebuttal.

The judges decide that Sam was the top debater. This is bad news for everybody but the producers, as the other teams were looking forward to kicking him out.

Jasmine and Natalie decide to spy on the deliberations about who’s going home (even though John warned them not to because it could create a reason for them to be booted) and find out that the decision is going to come down to who’s the biggest threat. Will catches them and is not happy.

Sam picks John and Natalie because they’re a threat. Will picks Amanda and Tony because he’s been overly passive. Tony’s afraid he let her down by being too shy.

The girls get two questions about politics. Natalie gets the first question wrong, as does Amanda. Natalie gets the second question right, taking a 1-0 lead. The guys get two questions about hiphop. Mike tries to act hip… don’t do that. John gets the first question right. Tony gets the next question wrong, and Tony and Amanda are eliminated. Tony had the most potential room for improvement between the two teams, but I think the right team stayed.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Beauty and the Geek 4 episode 3, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on The CW.

The Bachelor 11 Episode 1

It’s that time again. Time for one man and 25 women to set their sights on 15 minutes of fame true love. For those keeping tabs, here is the full The Bachelor 11 cast list (name, age, occupation, location). This season’s bachelor is Brad Womack, a self-made millionaire from Austin, TX.

Brad starts off by telling his sad story of how he was born rich but then supposedly became dirt poor after the divorce. He discusses how he had a choice of either going to college or working in the oil ffields and eventually decided that college wasn’t for him. Now, he and his brothers own four bars/nightclubs. Despite all the money and success, he’s missing a soulmate. So the best way to get one is going on national television. And if it helps his business like what happened with Mike Boogie, even better. Apparently, everybody is calling Brad the sexiest Bachelor ever, or so we’re told repeatedly.

He says he wants somebody who couldn’t care less about his money. He’s got an identical twin brother, and they hint that they might consider putting the women through a test to see if they can tell the difference. He’s probably going to end up proposing at the end of the season. Brad does seem like a genuinely nice guy.

It’s time for the introductions. Sheena seems sweet. Jenni’s kind of… bubbly. Kim was concerned she might be taller than him. Sarah’s obnoxiously perky. Erin broke her face four months ago (huh?). DeAnna speaks to him in Greek. Like Brad, Solisa is also from Austin, TX. Brad’s informed he needs to send 10 of them home tonight. He must then hand out a first impression rose to the woman who he definitely wants to be safe.

DeAnna says she’s been trying to straighten out her southern accent since she feels like the countriest person there, but being from Texas, Brad doesn’t mind. She then tells a story about her mom, who was given 6 months to live after being diagnosed with cancer, but ended up living for another decade. Many women aren’t shy about butting in when Brad’s trying to talk to someone else. Jenni stands out in his mind because of her laugh, then adds to that by doing some dancing moves (she’s a cheerleader). Lindsey gives him a yellow rose and sings him a song (badly). Tauni just sticks her ass in his face. Juli (without an e) makes herself into a human pretzel. Melissa has way too much to drink and loses her boob, in conjunction with her dignity. Morgan has webbed toes. Mallory just puts on a bikini and hops in the pool.

Roses:
Jenni (first impression rose)
Jade
Bettina
McCarten
Hillary
DeAnna
Michelle
Sheena
Estefania (Stefi)
Erin
Solisa
Lindsey
Sarah
Mallory
Kristy

Sent home:
Jessica
Juli
Kim
Lori
Melissa
Morgan
Natalie
Rigina
Susan
Tauni

As with most first episodes like this, there’s so many people in the house that they have to make as much an effort as possible to not jump all over the place from random face to random face, and while we learned a few things, not a great deal happened, aside from 40% of the contestants being eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Bachelor 11 episode 2, which airs Monday at 10/9c on ABC

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Dancing with the Stars’ Samantha Harris Has Baby Girl

Dancing with the Stars co-host Samantha Harris and her husband, Michael Hess, had a baby girl named Josselyn yesterday morning, reports E!.

Her original plan was to be there for the season 5 premiere tonight, but that’s obviously not going to happen. What exactly ABC plans to do in her stead remains to be seen. It’s a pretty safe bet they didn’t hire her for her mind, so I can’t imagine she’ll be particularly difficult to replace.

“Michael and I are ecstatic to have a little girl to welcome into our lives,” Harris told E! Online. “We can’t wait to introduce her to our family and friends in the morning!”

The Biggest Loser Renewed

The Biggest Loser, which premiered in its 4th season up 9% in ratings on September 11th, has been renewed by NBC for season 5, reports Hollywood Reporter.

A couple of major changes are in store. First, taking a page out of The Amazing Race book, the show will feature teams of two, rather than individuals. Second, the show is scheduled to air in midseason, presumably either January or February, a break from the traditional fall showing, an indication that NBC may have a bit more faith in this show than they did previously.

“The fifth season pickup is a testament to the show’s inspiring stories, and the best part is that it also inspires viewers at home to lead healthier lives,” said Mark Koops, executive producer.

America’s Next Top Model 9 Episode 1

Tyra Banks is back in America’s Next Top Model cycle 9, one of the few shows to survive the UPN/WB merger not just intact but as strong as ever. 33 girls, some of whom are actually attractive, will be narrowed down to 13 on a one week cruise.

The first task is a runway show, where they show off the latest fashion… life preservers. About half the girls are completely inexperienced and receive a lot of criticism. It’s not long before the cattiness comes out, with insults and name calling. Later, they meet up with Jaslene, the America’s Next Top Model 8 winner, on the beach, where they do their first photo shoot.

Then Tyra attempts to sing. Don’t do that.

Chantal impresses the judges with her natural modelling ability. Heather was diagnosed with Asperger’s, a form of autism, at age 13 and is awkward just in general, but the judges are pleased with her overall. Victoria is a Yale student who started this competition as a joke but now looks forward to getting what she can out of it. Marvita has a sad story to tell about her childhood. Mila is so perky she’ll very quickly get irritating. Jenah doesn’t get along with girls. Sarah’s not quite a skinny model and not quite a plus size model either. Lisa’s an exotic dancer, which makes her a good choice just based on the fact that it’ll shock people into talking. Bianca thinks Ebony’s a bitch, and she’s probably right.

13 girls are eliminated, as the other 20 board another ship. Who was among them and who wasn’t I have no idea. Just a bunch of names flashing by so fast it was impossible to catch them all, let alone figure out who was eliminated. It’s kinda like Kid Nation, where there’s so damn many people in the cast that learning who’s who becomes a difficult task. At least this will be a bit less hectic next week when we’re down to just 13 girls.

Without missing a beat, following the next commercial break, the 20 girls discuss why they should be America’s Next Top Model, then Tyra makes her decision which 7 to cut. The girls who make the cut are: Mila, Bianca, Jenah, Chantal, Ambreal, Victoria, Sarah, Saleisha, Kimberly, Ebony, Janet, Heather, and Lisa. Here is the full America’s Next Top Model 9 cast list (name, occupation, age, location… in summation, it’s basically a bunch of students age 18-21).

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for a recap of America’s Next Top Model 9 episode 2, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on The CW, with Encore presentations at 9/8c on Sundays.

Survivor South Africa: Malaysia Episode 5

In Survivor South Africa: Malaysia episode 4, following a tribe shuffle, we finally saw the boot of Elsie, even if it was only because she was injured rather than her big mouth. Unfortunately, I fear we’re still stuck with Lisa for quite a while longer.

New Iban’s not at all sad to see Elsie go, and instead of working on getting the numbers in their favor, they immediately begin plotting to get rid of another member of ex-Bajau, Rijesh, who’s thought he’s been so smooth all along, despite the fact that everybody knows what he’s doing.

As expected, Lorette has gone from a provider with limited knowledge to happily going under Hein’s tutiledge. Grant is similarly blown away and willing to learn.

Angie appears to be flipping. She wasn’t too thrilled with Irshaad to begin with, and she is happy with Dyke’s fishing ability, so it’s an easy move to make, especially considering the other tribe’s still got the majority. Despite getting the shaft in the tribe shuffle in terms of island quality, Dyke remains positive.

The reward challenge is a combination of basketball and slip and slide. Reward is mosquito nets and pillows. Irshaad scores the first point. Grant gets the next point to tie. Dyke retakes the lead. Amanda and Nichal get into a marathon shooting fest, with Amanda coming out on top, to give Iban the victory. With this new gear, Iban is able to get lengthy, uninterrupted sleep, which should help prepare them for the immunity challenge.

Lisa says she feels like working when she’s on her new tribe. Huh? What happened to her? She blames it on not liking being told what to do on her old tribe. Not that she did anything when she wasn’t told either.

In the immunity challenge, one person must get into a hamster ball, which the rest of the tribe must push through a maze/obstacle course. Lorette and Lisa sit out for Bajau. Iban has a slight lead throughout the challenge. Nothing particular that I saw that caused this, but it was enough for Iban to win immunity.

Iban’s immunity win is followed by a bit of luck, with Irshaad stumbling upon some food in the form of potatoes of some sort.

The boot consideration comes down to a question of who’s pulling their weight. The choices brought forth are Lisa (ex-Iban) and Nichal (ex-Bajau). Lorette, a swing vote, is fully willing to consider either of them, regardless of ex-Iban’s current numbers advantage. I think they’ve got a greater shot at talking some sense into Nichal than Lisa. Mandla, similarly, doesn’t like Lisa either.

Votes:
Nichal
Lisa
Nichal
Nichal
Nichal

And Lisa skates by again. I’m hoping having a useless ally with him will come back to bite Grant in the ass eventually, but in the meantime, Nichal has been eliminated 6-1.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Survivor South Africa: Malaysia Episode 6, and don’t forget the live recaps of Survivor: China.