Bionic Woman Episode 5

In Bionic Woman Episode 4, Jaime was obsessed with the lies she’s been telling and the ones she’s been told. One of those lies was that she’s going to die within 5 years, though Jonas says he won’t let that happen. As for the lies she’s telling, she refuses to tell Becca what she’s up to, even though Becca’s figured out something’s not right.

In the opening scene, a soldier starts firing away at people. Jaime turns on the news and sees this. The soldier was a POW presumed dead. He and some others have neural implants that make fire on their own side.

Jaime needs to learn about math and science to fake her way through this case, with the only minor problem being she has no clue. She has to go to school, get a roommate, and speak in a fake British accent (except it’s her real British accent). In class, she gets an assist from a TA, Tom, who gives her an answer while her teacher whines about her having her cell phone on (annoying, yes, but no need to get all bent out of shape). Then she runs into the TA at a bar later that night, but Nathan, the guy monitoring her, makes sure to get her attention by causing pain in her bionic ear. With that, she steps away from the table and goes outside.

She breaks into a lab to find out what’s on a computer. After she gets what she needs, she decides it sounds like a good idea to stick around and get some useless information about him. That’s when Professor Samuels, her teacher, walks in. She pretends she was there to clean out the monkey cages because someone told her it would help get back in his good graces. Tom walks in and bails her out, pretending he was the one who told her that, and he also says he left the door unlocked. She tells Tom she was there to get some notes, and he agrees to help her out, if she has dinner with him.

She shows up to see a guy who was injured and received a neural implant. From a computer, they can make this guy do whatever they want, and there’s nothing he can do to stop this.

Antonio starts to get suspicious about Tom. Jaime is with Tom and kisses him, a perfect time for Antonio to barge in and introduce himself. He tells her that something doesn’t add up about Tom, but Jaime doesn’t listen and defends him.

While she’s walking through the parking lot, someone pulls a gun on her. It’s the patient who can’t stop himself because he’s being controlled by the neural implant.

She takes him back and has the chip removed. Back at the base, they ask her who knew where she’d be going. Tom, obviously. She asks to be kept on the case because if anyone can get to know him, it’s her. When he’s about two seconds away from taking his pants off, she asks for champagne, buying her some time to ssearch his room. The more she searches, the more she thinks he’s perfect… too perfect. Inside the taragon is the evidence she needs.

Antonio finds the guy responsible for transporting. He confronts him and asks who the supplier is. Jonas then calls Jaime and tells her the chip’s a match.

Jaime follows Tom and grabs a paper he gave a guy because she thinks it’s something covert. Tom goes up to her and asks who she is and what she’s doing. He’s CIA, arguably one of the good guys, and he thought she was a buyer. While they’re discussing this, they see the real culprit. Jaime saves Tom from being killed, then they start to beat up a bunch of people. After the case is solved, she leaves college but still hooks up with Tom at his place.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Bionic Woman episode 6, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on NBC.

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Kid Nation Episode 6

In Kid Nation Episode 5, elections were finally held. Laurel’s district unanimously agreed to allow her to stay in power unopposed. Anjay also stayed in power. Mike got beat by a 9-1 vote by Guylan, whoever that is. Taylor, meanwhile, finally got a long overdue boot, as she was replaced by the yellow team’s best leader Zach.

When Zach rings the bell to wake people up, Taylor acts like a spoiled brat. So basically nothing’s changed.

The town trash bin is a big mess and has a lot of stuff crawling/flying through it. How timely, though, the pioneers have advice that they need to clean it up. The council selects a few people to carry the garbage a couple hundred yards out and bury it. Sophia, DK, Greg, Blaine, Leila, and Taylor are selected, the last two mostly to spite them. Taylor tries to get out of it, but Laurel tells her “Deal with it.” Both Taylor and Leila run off and refuse to help, but Leila decides she doesn’t want to be punished and returns to help. Guylan’s unable to get much done and walks away, but DK talks to him and cheers him up some.

The council takes great pride in delivering Taylor her punishment. She has to haul water back and forth until she fills up the now empty tank. She carries the buckets just to put on a show and then dumps them on the ground. Seriously, can we have a tribal council now and vote her out?

The council corners her in a room and refuses to let her leave. She throws a hissy fit, and they eventually do let her leave. She says she’s going home.

Mike, on the other hand, is handling not being on the town council any more maturely. He says he plans to work harder and focus on his job.

DK asks for volunteers to help fill the water tank. Most kids in the town help fill it.

The showdown is about pollution and recycling. There’s a massive pot filled with 1600 gallons of baked beans and 30 pigs. They must search for bean cans and find the right colored cans. If all districts collect a total of at least 75 cans, they’ll win reward. Most people are disgusted. Anjay hangs around in there for quite some time, as does Blue’s next candidate, Nathan. Taylor in this mess… now this is enntertainment. Red district’s crusing right along.

Red: 24 cans (upper class)
Green: 20 cans (merchants)
Yellow: 19 cans (cooks)
Blue: 17 cans (laborers)

A nice improvement for green, which is typically laborers. Reward is a choice as always. The first choice is all different kinds of fruit and vegetables, which follows on the heels of people complaining about the lack of variety of food and nothing but potatoes for veggies. The second choice is dune buggies with as much gas as they need to keep them running.

The council chooses the produce. Most of the town is thrilled. Taylor says she’ll hate Zach for the rest of his life.

Zach assigns Sophie, Leila, and Taylor to dishes. They want to make fruit salad for breakfast instead. He says he won’t pay them unless they do what they’re supposed to. He then says, “You can forget about the gold star… forever!”

Two of the kids were goofing off, and one of them fell into a barrel. DK jumps in and takes charge of the situation. After that, though, he says he doesn’t like the people there any more and doesn’t want to be there with them.

The town council is unanimous in their choice for a gold star, DK.

Even though she’s off the council, the town council meeting once again turns to Taylor not doing anything. She says she’ll try. Again. DK comes to her aid for some reason. We then find out why.

When asked if anyone wants to go home, DK raises his hand. This is really surprising because he’s stood out this episode as a strong leader. He reiterates that he’s sick of the people fighting and being negative. Guylan pulls him aside and tries to convince him that they need him there. When he gets back, DK agrees to stay.

With that, DK is still around to receive the gold star.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Kid Nation episode 7 The Root of All Evil, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Prison Break Spinoff

Hollywood Reporter reports that Fox has ordered a script for a spinoff, tentatively titled Prison Break: Cherry Hill, based on Molly, a character who will be introduced on Prison Break later this season. The show is being written by Prison Break executive producer Matt Olmstead and co-executive producer Zack Estrin.

Like Michael Scofield, Molly is also suffering from a family tragedy at the hands of the Company. Molly ends up in a women’s prison because of the revenge she sought, after which she learns her loved ones are still alive.

“There is an ironic similarity between Molly and Michael — they’re both emotionally banged-up, both have lost loved ones, and both want the people responsible to pay,” Olmstead said.

In the event Cherry Hill does not get picked up, Molly will continue as a regular character on Prison Break.

The Amazing Race 12 Teams Revealed

Great news, TAR fans. I’d heard the rumors that Jericho might be returning next month but wasn’t expecting that to apply to The Amazing Race 12 as well, particularly with reality TV being such a great thing to have in the event of a strike. CBS has announced that The Amazing Race 12 will premiere on Sunday November 4 at 8PM(ish… expect football delays). Along with that announcement comes a new cast. We have dating goths (their photo’s worth a lot more than 1000 words) and a grandson and his grandfather, but in a rare change for the franchise, no alpha male team.

Kynt & Vyxsin
Dating Goths
Kynt: Louisville, KY; 31; Waiter/Receptionist
Vyxsin: Louisville, KY; 29; Waiter/Receptionist

Jennifer & Nathan
Dating
Jennifer: Huntington Beach, CA; 23; Student
Nathan: Fountain Valley, CA; 24; Volleyball Coach

Ronald & Christina
Father & Daughter
Ronald: Tacoma, WA; 58; VP of Sales
Christina: Washington, DC; 26; Policy Analyst

Shana & Jennifer
Friends
Shana: Los Angeles, CA; 32, Actress
Jennifer: Los Angeles, CA; 32; Legal Assistant

Azaria & Hendekea
Brother & Sister
Azaria: New Orleans, LA; 27; Facilities Engineer
Hendekea: Torrance, CA; 23; Aerospace Engineer

Lorena & Jason
Dating
Lorena: Sherman Oaks, CA; 27; Bartender
Jason: Sherman Oaks, CA; 33; Wedding Videographer/Actor

Nicolas & Donald
Grandson & Grandfather
Nicolas: Chicago, IL; 23; Pilot
Donald: Elkhorn, WI; 68; Retired

Ari & Staella
Best Friends
Ari: Long Beach, CA; 21; Waiter
Staella: Fountain Valley, CA; 24; Restaurant Manager

Marianna & Julia
Sisters
Marianna: Miami, FL; 25; Art Gallery Manager
Julia: Miami, FL; 26; Production Assistant

Rachel & TK
Dating for almost one year (not sure why the last part of this is so important to include in their bio)
Rachel: Huntington Beach, CA; 23; Florist/Store Owner
TK: Huntington Beach, CA; 22; Substitute Teacher

Kate & Pat
Married Ministers
Kate: Thousand Oaks, CA; 49; Episcopal Priest
Pat: Thousand Oaks, CA; 65; Ordained Deacon

I’m going to pick Jennifer & Nathan as the odds on favorites early on. I’m picking Lorena & Jason as the team most likely to argue on a regular basis. What are your initial reactions?

Check out the photos of the teams after the jump.

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Reaper Episode 5

In Reaper Episode 4, Andi invited Sam and his friends to a concert, but the Devil fought him on it and convinced him he couldn’t go because he’ll never get a vacation. Once plans changed to him and Andi alone, though, a little thing like the Devil wasn’t of great concern. But in order to save Andi’s life, Sam had to promise Ted he’d work for the next four weekends, which means no concert. It also means Andi’s getting tired of him lying to her.

Sam makes plans with Andi to go to karaoke. He says he’ll be there in 10 minutes. I think we all know that won’t be happening. A demon carrying a contract for his soul prevents that. He needs to sign/initial/etc. every page of the several thousand. For some reason, the demon doesn’t want Jell-o shots and instead wants Sam to sign everything right then and there. He was hoping he could find a loophole in the contract, but the medieval and Latin writing in the huge document negates that possibility.

When Sam tries to walk, he starts slipping all over the place. As usual, his demon powers suck. The stickiness this gets replaced with is a lot easier to deal with (at least he doesn’t need to hold Sock’s hand) but still weird.

Sam says he really wants to know what he missed last night. Bad idea. What he missed was Greg, a guy who was hanging out with Andi all night.

Andi plays a prank on Ted, putting a note on his car apologizing for the damage (which is made up). She puts the regional manager’s phone number on it. He searches for 10 minutes to find out what’s wrong, then calls the number and calls the guy an idiot. Completely irrelevant but a good prank nonetheless.

Sam’s excuse for flaking: jogging. Late night jogging. If you’re gonna lie, at least make it believeable. Or tell her the truth. That sounds better.

The Devil, who Sam hates (again), shows Sam pictures of people who died because they slipped. After asking, he’s given a clue that’s remotely helpful, slime. After he climbs out of the sewer, Sam sees a guy walking in the middle of the street get hit by a car, but that guy turns out to be a slime monster.

The vessel is a sweater that looks like a really embarrassing homemade Christmas gift. For some reason, Sam thought it would be something that made sense and that actually looked impressive. As he’s leaving, sweater tied around his waist, Sam promises Andi he’ll tell her what’s up tonight.

Andi gets flowers at work from Greg. Ted says he approves.

The boys head into the sewer and find a slime trail. This trail of slime leads to a political fundraiser. Too easy. Sam says he’s friends with Ed, the guy who died in the car accident earlier, which doesn’t get them anywhere except thrown out. Sock decides the fact that they get no reaction when informing Bobby Hartford, one of the men at the fundraiser, about Ed’s death means it’s him who’s the monster. He grabs the sweater and shoves it on Hartford’s head. Since this doesn’t work, now it’s time for them to not only be escorted out but be busted by the cops as well.

Josie’s boss convinced Hartford to not press charges. He’s about to run for office and doesn’t want to deal with them, so he’s willing to let them go if they don’t get near him again. When he gets out of jail, Sam realizes he’s three hours late to meet Andi. When he arrives at her house, she’s out with Greg. The Devil dug up some dirt on him, telling him Greg’s been dating twins. Sam doesn’t want to stoop to that level. He says he’ll outcharm him.

They find out Hartford’s father dumped a bunch of toxic waste while he was still alive. Speaking of fathers, Sam’s dad wants to meet with the Devil, but the Devil’s not interested.

The boys head to the dumpsters to dig up the ugly sweater. While there, Ben gets attacked by slime. Sock saves him with used kitty litter.

When Sam meets with Josie, Andi calls and says she’s going out with Greg and wants her to double date. Sam spills the truth about the twins but asks her to not tell Andi. So much for the charm. After she spills coffee, they find out the sweater is really absorbent. Then Sock comes in with a lead.

This brings them to a woman taking a shower, which Sock’s getting a bit too much joy from. Slime comes out of her shower, but it goes down the pipes before they can catch it, so they head into the sewers, where Hartford’s dad grabs Sam. Sock puts on the sweater and captures the soul. Sam and Sock get stuck in that position, hugging, but their friendly neighborhood DMV demon helps free them.

Josie told Andi about the twins, who turn out to be Greg’s sisters. Now she’s fed up with him, and the worse his relationship gets with her, the worse his relationship gets with the Devil. Afterwards, the Devil warns him that if he tells Andi the truth, it will be bad for him and very bad for her. While he’s telling Sam about it being noble to keep the ones you love in the dark, we get a glimpse of his father, burning the contract he pretended he was going to help read.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Reaper episode 6 Leon, which airs Tuesday at 9/8 on The CW.

Beauty and the Geek 4 Episode 6

In Beauty and the Geek episode 5, it was finally makeover time, where we found out who the actual geeks were and who was just dressed up for the sake of the show. Sam & Nicole and Luke & Katie went to the elimination room, and Luke & Katie were eliminated. And yes, I still think it was fixed.

Sam and Nicole return from the elimination room to a lukewarm reception. Nobody gets up to greet them.

After hearing the (pointless) comments from the last episode that he and Jasmine haven’t grown enough, David goes from there to the conclusion that he’s a terrible person. Jasmine manages to cheer him up.

The challenge will be held at Comic-Con. The beauties must come up with a superhero with a complete backstory and an archnemesis. They will be wearing outfits that have been designed by the geeks. Since they will be working together, they will be judged as a team, so the winner will get to choose both teams to go to elimination.

Jasmine wants Princess Bedhead as her character. She says “It gets better, or hopefully it will.” Natalie decides she wants to be a supervillain instead of a superhero, which sounds like a good idea. It doesn’t take long before the concept of being a superhero gets to Sam, who thinks he’s a superhero already. Jen wants to create a superhero who fights with her boobs. William says her ideas are stupid. I can’t think of a better descriptive term either.

I’m not real sure how sewing proves someone’s a beauty or socially well adapted, but that’s part of the geek challenge. Nicole’s feeling good about the way things are going since Sam is going to go topless, and she has enough time to give advice to the others.

Will starts bashing Jen (deservedly), and she walks into the room and hears him. She says she doesn’t care if he doesn’t like her, but they need to work as a team. As he leaves, she calls him an idiot and says she’ll resent him for life if this continues. Now that’s the spirit.

It’s not long before the geeks turn even more geeky when they get to Comic-Con (and on the ride over for that matter). The beauties don’t even give it a chance for the most part. However, Erin approaches it with an open mind.

Shay’s character is Steam. That’s about all she can remember. Erin is Aqualita Splash. Malibu Barbie with dolphins who have superpowers. Jen is Venus the Hypnotic Temptress. Yeah, she went with the boob idea. Natalie is Vinity, the lady killer who has vines covering her body and eats humans. Bad news for Metro Man, Sam, all the judges are guys. He’s a world famous underwear model who breakdances the villains. Jasmine also went with her original idea, Princess Bedhead. Her spray puts people to sleep. Her personality is more important than anything else in her presentation, and it goes over well with the judges.

The judges were pleased with Jasmine, but her character ultimately didn’t work as well as how entertaining she was. Sam and Nicole won. What the…? Yeah, I’m pulling out the rigged card again. How is a breakdancing underwear model a viable superhero? And to add insult to injury, his partner did very little in this challenge, which she didn’t have to because the costume was underwear.

Sam and Nicole get to pick two teams to go to elimination. Natalie & John will go up against Jesse & Erin. The fear is they are too close to each other to stick around. The guys will be tested on fashion; the girls will be tested on comic books.

Natalie gets her first question right, as does Erin. Natalie gets her followup question right, but Erin does not. This gives Natalie & John a 2-1 lead. John gets his first question right. Jesse misses his. Erin and Jesse have been eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Beauty and the Geek 4 episode 7, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on The CW.

The Bachelor 11 Episode 5

In The Bachelor 11 Episode 4, McCarten and DeAnna continued to employ their theory that they’re not there to make friends so they can treat people like dirt, everybody decided they hated Jenni (more) because she was Brad’s first kiss, and three more people got eliminated (McCarten, Stephy, and Jade). That brings us down to the final 6.

Bettina gets the one-on-one date, a romantic evening on the water. Before she goes, the girls inform her she has to kiss when she goes under bridges… why tell her that? Brad hopes she can just relax and be herself. She says she’s been brought up to believe the girl is supposed to play hard to get. They discuss her divorce and her lack of relationships since that time. They each get a peck on the cheek, but Brad wants to take things slow and give her some time.

Back at the house, the girls turn their sites on Bettina, saying she just thinks it’s a competition, largely because they’re afraid she’s the biggest threat in the house.

The group date is Jenni, Hillary, DeAnna, and Kristy. They have a pool party. Kristy says she’s really not a pool person. She just sits around on the side. It’s surprising she made it this far. Hillary begins expressing her non-G-rated thoughts about Brad. Brad starts going crazy because he can’t kiss DeAnna since everybody’s watching, though he doesn’t have much trouble getting Jenni away from prying eyes to kiss her. Hillary gets pissed off about him going off with her.

Sheena gets the other one-on-one date. All the blondes being on different dates works well because I can tell who’s who now. Brad refuses to even give her a hint about what they’re doing on their date. It starts off with a wardrobe choice. It’s straight out of a fairy tale… until she trips walking down the stairs. I already saw this scene with Rachel Leigh Cook in She’s All That. The floor of the room where they’re eating dinner is covered with balloons. When they sit down, he gives her a pair of diamond earrings. She says she wants to kiss Brad but won’t make the first move. Brad seems mostly to have kept her around because of his brother, but now he’s happy that he did. As they’re chatting, an orchestra starts playing, and they kiss while dancing.

Sheena writes him a poem and reads it to him the next day, which impresses him. DeAnna says she’s extremely nervous because of the nature of the situation, but she loves feeling that way. Bettina tells him flat out she wants him to kiss her.

Bettina says Sheena’s date sounds so much more exciting than her boring date. Jenni decides that means she’s not here for the right reasons. Bettina says it was just a joke when Jenni brings it up the day after, though it did seem like Sheena’s date was a lot better.

Brad made it pretty clear at the pool that Hillary’s just a friend. She didn’t get the hint. So at the cocktail party, he again says she’s just a friend. She still doesn’t get it.

Roses:
DeAnna
Jenni
Sheena
Bettina

Hillary and Kristy have been eliminated, which is not exactly a surprise. Well, not to anyone other than Hillary anyway. She says she doesn’t want to cry, but the waterworks are followed by hyperventilating. She says she doesn’t understand how he said the things and has now cut her from the running. Oh yeah, Kristy got cut, too. Doesn’t she like get final words or something? Apparently not.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Bachelor 11 episode 6, which airs Monday at 10/9c on ABC.

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