Survivor: Borneo Episode 1

With summer upon us, the TV schedule’s pretty bare as usual, without much showing up for at least another month when America’s Got Talent 4 and Big Brother 11 help to fill out the schedule. With that in mind, I decided to dip into the archives and take a look back at Survivor: Borneo, the season that began it all. I was apparently one of the only people in the country who didn’t see Survivor: Borneo or Survivor: Australia when the series premiered 9 years ago. At the time, I was watching The WB… until I moved to a place that didn’t have that, so I stumbled upon Survivor: Africa and have been hooked ever since (the handful of seasons from a few years ago notwithstanding). Years later, I ended up catching about 80% of the first two seasons when OLN (now Versus) bought the rights.

The original Survivor cast of 16 survivors consisted of:

B.B. Andersen
Colleen Haskell
Dirk Been
Gervase Peterson
Greg Buis
Gretchen Cordy
Jenna Lewis
Joel Klug
Kelly Wiglesworth
Ramona Gray
Richard Hatch
Rudy Boesch
Sean Kenniff
Sonja Christopher
Stacey Stillman
Sue Hawk

The unique thing for the first set of castaways is that they had no idea what to expect, so it was a new experience unlike anything they can throw at them today (regardless of how many lame twists they come up with). That said, I for one would like to see them go back to basics like this at some point again and stop experimenting. No twists. Just Survivor.

The contestants are given two minutes to salvage whatever they can off the boat. Then they head to shore.

Tagi: Sean, Kelly, Rudy, Sonja, Richard, Susan, Dirk, Stacey
Pagong: Gervase, Colleen, BB, Ramona, Gretchen, Greg, Jenna, Joel

Rudy’s making enemies from the beginning on the boat ride over. He doesn’t like how the others are transporting the boxes.

Ramona is already getting sick on the boat ride over. She doesn’t like the motion of the ocean or the outdoors.

With Richard Hatch already looking down on them from his perch in the tree, Tagi is looking to build a shelter and a latrine first. They don’t seem overly concerned about fire.

Dirk is annoyed by Richard, who he says is trying to bring the team together and has some good skills. People like that are annoying to Dirk. Richard wants to get all these people on the same page so that they’re not just running around like chickens with no heads.

Over on Pagong, they’ve found a water map, so they send BB and Ramona to go get it and hopefully not get lost. They’ll be taking their water back to camp, but they need to get a fire going before they can drink it.

That night when everybody goes to sleep, the rats see it as a chance to play around in their camp.

Rudy’s tired of all the young kids. He’d rather have them listening to just one person, him if needbe, because that way they’d be a lot better off.

Sonja is already injured. Her leg has a gash in it. Dr. Sean patches her up.

Tagi has three or four fish traps. With a rat in each, they’ve got some bait.

Pagong hasn’t slept at all. The rats crawled on/around them all night long. BB believes he’s the leader of building the new shelter. Nobody else particularly wants to help him out, and he’s not giving them much reason to be around him either. Gretchen wants to help him, though, and doesn’t want him to spend all day in the sun. He refuses to listen to her when she says he’ll be worn out and burned.

Because BB has some bifocals with him, he and Gretchen manage to get a fire going. Tagi, however, is doing it the old fashioned way. Where there’s smoke, there’s no fire.

The very first immunity/reward challenge is to get a raft back to the beach and light all the torches. Each tribe member must have one hand on the raft at all times, and they must light every torch. Reward is 50 waterproof matches. Tagi gets off to an early lead. Pagong catches up and has a slight lead when they reach the beach, which they extend as the other tribe drops their raft. Pagong wins immunity, also denying Tago from fire for a little longer.

Dirk disappears on his own after the challenge. He’s off to read his bible.

Rudy has decided he likes Richard. He’s fat, but he’s good. Rich in turn likes Rudy and isn’t bothered by his directness, which others are finding rude and arrogant.

Hatch has narrowed it down to 4 possible nominees, of which he is one. Sonja feels responsible for her team’s loss. It was her falling in the challenge that cost them any chance they may have had otherwise.

Stacey and Kelly are already bonding. They don’t like Rudy, so they go to Sue and ask her to vote him off with them. She agrees, but she lies.

The good news when they arrive at tribal council is that they will get fire.

Votes
Sonja
Sonja
Stacey
Sonja
Rudy
Rudy
Rudy
Sonja

With 4 votes, Sonja has been voted off the island. The odd vote out was Richard Hatch’s. He voted for Stacey, though he didn’t know why.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Survivor: Borneo episode 2.

The Apprentice UK Series 5 Episode 9

Mona was fired due to lack of creativity in The Apprentice UK Series 5 Episode 8, despite Debra’s mistakes.

Sir Alan drags the teams to a maternity ward. He has arranged a stand at the baby show at Earls Court. Prior to that, they will interview suppliers of baby equipment, from which they will choose two to sell.

Ben and Yasmina go to Empire. Howard goes to Ignite.

Sir Alan appoints the mom and dad as project managers. Lorraine is the leader of Ignite. James is the leader of Empire.

Lorraine went to the baby show a few years ago. She wants to get one high end niche product and one impulse purchase.

The teams are given six hours to review the products on day one.

James and Yasmina go to see a home birth pool, which has been sold at the baby show before. They like the product and the fact that it has had previous success.

The other half of the team, Debra and Ben, goes to see a protective head cap for toddlers. They don’t like the product.

Lorraine goes to see a buggy that folds up easily and can be held in one hand. She loves it. After expressing how much she loves it and would buy one herself, it’s then that she decides to haggle over the price. He agrees to knock off £10.

The rest of her team, Kate and Howard, goes to see high heeled shoes for tiny tots. Seriously? They hate them.

Debra and Ben see some thoroughbred toys for high end buyers. Impressive product, but steeply priced at over £1000. That said, if they sell just one, that’s better than they could do with anything else.

Lorraine likes the birth pool and the stroller. They choose the buggy, since the market for home births is only about 2%. Howard and Kate choose the thud guard, which they know is all about guilting parents into buying.

Ben and Debra are betting on the horse, but they would not choose any of the other products. If her life depended on it, Debra would still not choose anything else. When James forces her to pick, she chooses the thud guard. James and Yasmina want the birth pool, with a second choice of a pushchair. Debra says the pushchair sounds great.

Having picked the buggy, which is a nice product, Lorraine now needs to figure out how the heck to use it.

Both teams know that the rocking horse is critical. One sale, and it’s over. No sales, and it’s over.

Lorraine’s team has discovered that they’re not the only ones selling the pushchairs. She knows that the other seller can change their price, whereas she can’t. Howard knows that, if they lose, they’ve got an excuse. Their other issue with this pushchair is that Lorraine still hasn’t figured out how to correctly fold and unfold it.

Debra and James have decided to take the price tag off their £1700+ horse.

Their birthing pool, discounted to £76, is attracting buyers.

On the other team, while some of the kids aren’t overly crazy about the toddler hat, it’s cheaply priced at £16, so there is a market for it.

As for the buggy, they’ve finally figured it out and are starting to sell. There’s another problem, though. The other buggy seller has it priced £35 cheaper.

Without price tags, the rocking horses are starting to attract attention. Not the right attention because the price is still scaring people. As the day goes by, an exhibitor is looking to buy the horse, but he wants to haggle. They are unable to move on the price and give him £200 off, so they lose the sale. The day ends with that.

Ben says that James hasn’t improved much since last time.

To be fair, Ben may already be trying to cover his own butt, knowing the horse didn’t sell. He says that James and Yasmina were keen on the rocking horse over the phone, so it wasn’t just him and Debra to blame. James felt that the buggy was too expensive relative to others on the market, so that’s why he went with the other choice of the birth pool.

Lorraine’s team supports her. Kate says that she’s improved. They quite liked the head gear as a secondary product, which Ben hated. Lorraine acknowledges that she didn’t check to see whether anyone else was selling it (and cheaper).

Empire sold £722. Ignite sold £1660.89, an obvious landslide because no horses sold. Their reward will be to meet a famous cartoonist and get their caricatures drawn.

Debra wants James fired because he didn’t go with the buggy. Ben will push that card as well, since they don’t have another one to play and need to divert attention away from the rocking horse. Based on the final sales numbers, it would be hard to argue that the buggy was that much different a choice than the birth pool, but they’ll try.

James calls the horse a distraction. They should have focused more on the birth pool. Debra says that they would have won with the buggy. Except the other team sold the buggy, too, and they also had helmet sales to go along with it. Yasmina brings up that Debra repeatedly refused to offer another product as an option.

Ben and Debra claim they were unable to get any movement on the price from the rocking horse vendor. Sir Alan’s response: he checked up on this, and if they pushed him, he would have reduced by the price by something like 10%. That would have been enough to get that deal done at the end of the day.

Obviously, Ben and Debra will be returning. If James could, he would take Debra and Debra. This is the fourth time all of them have returned to the bottom three.

Sir Alan thinks Ben’s too full of himself. Margaret has a lot of sympathy for Ben if he had to spend a whole day with Debra.

Why shouldn’t Ben be fired? The response leads to a lot of babbling until Sir Alan gets tired of hearing it.

James says that he could get along with people, whereas if Debra were hired, half the people would be on strike the first day.

So does anyone have the guts to take responsibility for the horse? Ben says that they share responsibility. Debra lies and pretends she said the head gear was a lower risk option that was good.

Ben’s light at the end of the tunnel has gone out, so he has been fired. As for Debra, she has survived yet another week in which she should have been fired.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of The Apprentice UK Series 5 Episode 10.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 1

So You Think You Can Dance is back again, and tonight kicks off the auditions that will take place in New York, Miami, LA, Denver, Memphis, and Seattle. The first stop will be New York City.

Maksim Kapitannikov is dancing with Fayina from season 3. Nigel liked that there wasn’t anything false about the routine. Mary found it hard to not watch Fayina, but Maksim’s good on his own. He moves on to the choreography.

Nobuya Nagahama believes he’s the Japanese hip hop Madonna, or something. Nigel compares him to Hilty and Bosch, which is apparently a good thing, but he fears that he won’t be able to do anything other than locking. Nobuya responds that he doesn’t like to do any other kind of dancing. Wrong show, then, dude. He’ll be doing the choreography.

Lauren Gottlieb from season three is doing the choreography for those who have advanced to that round.

Maksim advances to Vegas. Nobuya also advances.

Arielle Taylor went to Vegas in season 3 when she was still in high school. Nigel thinks she’s great and hopes she’s learned to not contain herself and instead use the whole stage. She’s got a golden ticket.

Thomas Martin will be dancing bolero with his partner. When he was younger, he was the six-time national men’s baton twirling champion, which he says fully convinced it’s true. Mary calls it basic beginning bronze level dancing. She’s being kind.

Mina Estrina and Igor Zabrodin do Latin ballroom dancing. They will do a piece of their chacha with a secret trick at the end, in which he spins her around in circles for an impressive amount of time. Nigel thinks they make a great couple and look fabulous. Nice style, good feet, good arms and hands. Mary screams. How will they do without each other as partners? They will stick around for the choreography.

Kellen Stancil is dancing with an umbrella. It’s bad luck to have one of those things open indoors, but it works for Kellen, who’s got a good story to go along with the dance. The umbrella represents his aunt, who he recently lost. He gets a ticket to Vegas.

Chimezie Nwosu, who probably doesn’t want people to call him Chikezie, is a hip hop dancer. The choreography is a lot of fun. He will be back for the choreography.

Igor goes to Vegas, but Mina won’t be joining him. Chimezie will also go to Vegas.

From New York, they head to the mountains of Denver. Sonya Tayeh joins Nigel and Mary.

Kayla Radomski lives with her grandparents to save money so she can take the expensive dance lessons. Nigel says she brought everything that could be asked of her. Not much he didn’t like. Sonya can’t say enough good things. Kayla is going to Vegas.

Misha Belfer and Mitchel Kibel are same sex ballroom dancing partners. Mitchel, who says he’s straight, whereas Misha is gay, used to have a female dancing partner, but it didn’t work out, so now it’s raining men. The routine looks good until Mitch trips and falls on his partner. Nigel doesn’t know what to say, and he’s a bit of a homophobe. Just dancing alone, though, he thinks they’re both good. Mary thinks the technique needs a lot of work because they switch in and out of lead and not lead. The judges want to see them dancing with girls.

Mitchel has been cut, and Misha has been as well.

Allison Moist is apparently auditioning to play the cowardly lion in Star Wars: The Musical. She’s light years away from where she needs to be.

Elias Holloway is popping with his brother, who will probably be on the show again when he’s old enough. Nigel found it extremely entertaining. Mary calls it about the cutest thing she’s seen, and the camera will love him. He’s going to choreography.

Natalie Reid was cut on the final day of Vegas last year, as her roommate Katee Shean advanced despite admitting to being a quitter. It’s pretty obvious she will be advancing straight back there again. Sonya, who was jumping up and down during the performance, is speechless. Mary knows she will go the distance this time.

Brandon Bryant was also cut on the final day of Vegas, losing out to Gev Manoukian. As with Natalie, he will obviously sail through. Mary’s in tears after the performance.

Elias has been cut because he needs more training, but he will be back next year.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 2, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 8 Winner

The final two, Adam Lambert and Kris Allen, each performed three songs in American Idol 8 Episode 39. Tonight, one of them will be crowned the American Idol Season 8 winner based on America’s votes.

Tonight’s show will run long. On purpose. The producers know it, and they have just two words for anyone who’s recording the show hoping to see who wins: tough noogies.

Now here comes the two hours of filler. It’ll be interesting to see whether anything actually worthwhile happens in the meantime. Outlook not good.

After the record vote of nearly 100 million (closing in on the number of votes for a Presidential election), Kris Allen is the American Idol Season 8 winner.

As always, American Idol ranked as the #1 show on television by far this year, so it will obviously be returning next January for season 9.

American Idol Season 8 Episode 39

Danny Gokey was sent home in American Idol 8 Episode 38, bringing us down to a final two of Adam Lambert against Kris Allen.

Kris won the coin toss and is chosing to go second. Each guy will sing three songs: their favorite from the season, a song chosen by show creator, and the winning song.

A word of warning for tomorrow. The show will run long. That’s right. If you record it, you will miss the actual result you waited all season to see, only to be greeted by a bunch of completely unrelated filler. Despite the fact that the actual reading of the results will take no more than two whole minutes, these idiots can’t get it done in time.

Adam Lambert (personal choice)
Song: Mad World by Tears for Fears
Randy: A+ for Adam.
Kara: So happy you chose that performance. Rocked it again tonight.
Paula: Proud you are standing on that stage right now.
Simon: A little bit overtheatrical. A little bit Phantom of the Opera.
Numbers: 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-05

Kris Allen (personal choice)
Song: Ain’t No Sunshine by Bill Withers (playing piano)
Randy: One of your best performances ever.
Kara: Creating an intimate bond with everybody in the audience.
Paula: Way of Allenizing songs.
Simon: Wasn’t sure whether America made the right choice, but absolutely take all that back.
Numbers: 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 1-866-IDOLS-04

Simon calls round one for Kris.

Adam Lambert (Simon Fuller’s choice)
Song: Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke
Randy: You can sing your face off.
Kara: May have been your best performance and interpretation of a song.
Paula: Best I’ve ever heard you sing ever, ever, ever, ever. (Ever?)
Simon: 100% back in the game.

Kris Allen (Simon Fuller’s choice)
Song: What’s Going On by Marvin Gaye (playing guitar)
Randy: Song choice is a little bit light for this point in the competition.
Kara: The kind of artist that can deliver that message and uplift people.
Paula: Tore that song up and made Marvin Gaye proud.
Simon: Like three friends in their bedroom strumming along to Marvin Gaye. Too laid back for a night like this.

Simon calls round two for Adam a million percent.

The first Idol single is called No Boundaries and was co-written by Kara DioGuardi, and that will be the final song of the night for each of the finalists.

Adam Lambert
Randy: You can sing anything. Not one of my favorite Adam performances, though. Just alright. A little pitchy in spots.
Kara: Moved, proud, and thank you.
Paula: Words and/or adjectives can’t express what you brought to this show.
Simon: One of the best, most original contestants over the entire season. Believe we have found a star with you.

Kris Allen
Randy: Amazing competitor. That song kinda fits your voice even better.
Kara: Don’t want you to be judged on that song. Agree the key was too high.
Paula: Amazing job to end up where you are. One of the most compelling finales.
Simon: Your first song was your highlight. Thoroughly deserved to be standing on the stage tonight.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 8 episode 40, where we will find out who the American Idol Season 8 winner is, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Bachelor 14

The Bachelorette 5 just started last night, but ABC has already announced that the regular The Bachelor will be picked up for season 14, no surprise considering the increased ratings The Bachelor 13 saw. The next The Bachelor will premiere in midseason (presumably January) in its usual 8/7c time period on Monday nights.

The Bachelorette 5 Episode 1

Jillian Harris was eliminated in third place in The Bachelor 13 Episode 7, sparing her from the drama of the finale. Now it’s her turn to pick from a cast of 30 guys.

John P wants to see what a Canadian hick is. Brian greets Jillian as hot tub Harris. She earlier told Chris she didn’t regret that scene. Pilot Jake has given Jillian (presumably) her first set of wings. David stumbles over his nerves. Tanner looks forward to being 90 and in a rocking chair. Mathue comes up with a cowboy hat, which he’s gotten signed by a lot of country musicians, including Jillian’s favorite Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, which I’m going to assume is a real thing. Simon from England is one of two foreign born candidates. Juan is the other, coming from Buenos Aires. Jillian tells pizza shop owner Greg that she likes pepperoni, green peppers, olives, mushroom, ham, and sometimes anchovies on her pizza.

Jake is the only member of his family who’s not a doctor, instead opting to be a pilot. Jesse is wearing an Aspiring Canadian T-shirt. Tanner says that he’s looking for his best friend, too. Kiptyn admits he’s a ketchup guy. Juan moved to the US when he was 2. He says he works a lot but plays hard as well.

Jillian’s realized she’s going to have some hard decisions to make. I could have told her that.

The first impression rose comes out, and the happy time starts to go south. The guys are starting to get catty.

Bryan and Kyle talk to Jillian at the same time and are a tale of two cities. Kyle’s more of a city guy, while Brian is a fan of pickup trucks and double wide trailers. Jillian says she’s looking for an open honest communicator with a good sense of humor. Wes, a musician, has written a song. At her request, Michael teaches Jillian how to break dance, in a dress. During the lesson, Greg, who goes by his last name Bilbro, challenges Michael to a dance off. David has this theory that he’ll need 17 more chances with Jillian to make up for his first impression.

Chris has a surprise. There aren’t just 25 guys. For the first time, there are 5 more, bringing the total number of bachelors to 30.

The 5 guys who just came in have some time to make up for. As if the face time isn’t limited on the first night as it is, they have even less than usual. Tanner P has one goal. He needs to see Jillian’s feet. He plans to pick his wife based on her feet. Jillian doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a little bit creepy.

Jillian has finally made up her mind to give the first impression rose to David. Saw that one coming. She says it’s based not on his first freezing up but rather their conversation afterward.

Roses
David (first impression)
Jake
Jesse
Wes
Mathue
Michael
Robert
Ed
Reid
Simon
Kiptyn
Mike
Brian
Sasha
Julien
Tanner P
Mark
Brad
Tanner F
Juan

With those decisions, 10 guys have been eliminated, all of whom were apparently actually on tonight’s show: Adam, Bryan, Bryce, Caleb, Greg, John H, John P, Josh, Kyle, and Stephen. John P says Jillian seemed like his soulmate. You realize it’s been one night, right? Stephen says that maybe she’s looking for a country guy, or maybe she just doesn’t like awesome guys. John H thought they connected pretty good.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Bachelorette 5 episode 2, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC.