American Idol Season 10 Episode 32

Casey Abrams was voted out in American Idol Season 10 Episode 31. Again. Tonight the top 5 each perform one song from the 1960s and one current song. Sheryl Crow, who considers Idol to be overcommercialized undermining of art, will be the mentor this week. Here’s hoping she drives to the session in a Ford and partakes in a glass or two of Coke.

James Durbin
Song: Closer to the Edge by 30 Seconds to Mars
Steven: Kicked that song’s ass.
Jennifer: Showing us that you want it.
Randy: Fit well there. Showing us where you could go as an artist.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 1-866-IDOLS-06

Jacob Lusk
Song: No Air by Jordin Sparks, feat. Chris Brown
Jennifer: Struggling with what kind of songs you do.
Randy: Not the direction for you. Nobody should be singing both parts of a duet.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 1-866-IDOLS-07

Lauren Alaina
Song: Flat on the Floor by Carrie Underwood
Randy: That is the direction for you. Loved you showing this fun, energetic side.
Steven: As good as it gets.
Jennifer: Ate that up.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-08

Scotty McCreery
Song: Gone by Montgomery Gentry
Steven: Saw you dance with the devil tonight.
Jennifer: I heard some growling in there. (Like we didn’t get more than enough of that from Casey.)
Randy: Who knew you could rock the stage like that?
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 1-866-IDOLS-09

Haley Reinhart
Song: You and I (unreleased) by Lady GaGa
Jennifer: Not sure Jimmy gave you the best advice.
Randy: So risky. Don’t know if this did you any favors.
Steven: Took the song and made it work for yourself.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-05 or 1-866-IDOLS-10

James Durbin
Song: Without You by Harry Nilsson
Randy: Mark of truly a great performer. Not the perfect vocals but emotionally perfect. This competition is yours to lose.
Steven: As beautiful as it gets.
Jennifer: Heart and soul back it up. You are an artist.

Jacob Lusk
Song: Love Hurts by Nazareth
Steven: Kind of got lost in the song, but what a beautiful delivery.
Jennifer: Really brought it home at the end.
Randy: Redeemed yourself on this one. Might have been the highest note ever sung on this stage.

Lauren Alaina
Song: Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers
Jennifer: Beautiful song sang beautifully.
Randy: So happy to see this other side of you.
Steven: Could listen to you all night.

Scotty McCreery
Song: Always on My Mind by Elvis Presley
Jennifer: What a well rounded artist you are.
Randy: Our youngest veteran. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Haley Reinhart
Song: The Hostile Rising Sun by The Animals
Randy: The award for the best performance of the night goes to Haley.
Steven: Think you sold everybody tonight.
Jennifer: That song has never been sang like that before.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 33, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 12

With the producers unlucky enough to not find the amount of quitters NBC packed into The Biggest Loser this season, Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 11 brought us double elimination again. Ralph and Steve were voted out, bringing to an end the pitiful tribe that perhaps could have been dominant if they were less stupid.

Realizing that the jury will consist primarily Zapatera, the three Zapatera guys on Redemption Island hope to be the one to return to the game, thinking they have a slam dunk win should that happen. Unfortunate but probably true that they could win based on bitterness and/or alliances rather than playing the game well.

When they return to camp, Natalie starts crying out of nowhere. Wait. What?

Treemail from Sprint brings them word to come to the duel. The cell phone means videos from home.

Matt, Mike, Ralph, and Steve will participate in the 4-way duel. The winner will be able to spend time with their loved one in person. Each of them has four tiles. In each round, they will toss a ball to break them. The first three to break the tiles stay in the game, and the first to break their tiles wins a visit. Mike breaks his first tile. Matt scores on his second try. Mike scores again. Ralph scores, and so does Steve. Matt scores on his third try. Mike scores for the third time in a row. Ralph scores his second. With 4 in a row, Mike wins the challenge. The other three miss in the fourth round. Matt scores in the next round, and so does Ralph, bringing them to 3 each. Scoring again, Matt stays alive, and so does Ralph. Steve heads to the jury. Mike’s mom Jane comes in. Does he wants to visit her, or does he want to give the visit away to a) the two guys living on the island with him or b) the six contestants who remain in the game? He opts to give the most good to the most people, so the six who kicked him and his tribe out will be the ones getting visits. The most sensible decision he could have made.

Rob’s focus heading into the challenge is to prevent Andrea from winning. They will race to collect a series of puzzle steps, which they must place in order to create a staircase. They can only bring one plank at a time, and if they’re wrong, they’ll have to head back down the stairs. This could become a hell of a workout. Andrea takes the lead. Rob, Grant, and Ashley are behind her. Ashley and Phillip are hopeless. Andrea retains her lead for a while, but she makes a mistake and lets Grant and Rob get ahead of her. Then Rob overtakes Grant, who makes a pair of mistakes to lose the lead. Rob’s got this one as long as he doesn’t collapse on his way up the stairs. Rob crawls his way to the top to win immunity. He’ll live.

With Andrea losing the challenge, the plan is to get rid of her. As always, Phillip’s craziness leads to his name being brought up, though. His story is that his behavior is intentional because that’s his strategy to stay in the game, go to the end… and lose.

Nobody acknowledges that they feel insecure at this moment. Here comes the blindside.

Votes
Andrea
Phillip
Andrea
Andrea
Andrea

The unconvincing ploy to pretend Phillip’s going anywhere proved false, and Andrea has been voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 13, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 18

In spite of being only an hour long, The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 17 was not uneventful. First, Rulon decided to quit, in spite of still weighing a hefty 300+ pounds. Then Kaylee was voted out.

They are greeted by Tim Gunn, which means one thing: it’s makeover week. Needless to say, with a 1 hour show again, they’re going to be skipping through fairy tale themed transformations and “surprise” family visits pretty quickly.

So after the makeover, they head to the beach. Alison thinks they might look better in a brand new Mazda 5. They are on the beach with 50 Mazda shaped sand castles. They’ll have to dig up keys and head a quarter mile down the pier. There is not just one car on offer but two. With five people left (I hadn’t even noticed it was that close to over), that leaves them with a 40% chance of winning a new car, the best odds I ever remember seeing. On her second attempt, Irene wins the first car, which she plans to give to her mom Ana. They’re half done in an hour. It’s beginning to seem like they have been Punk’d as the keys dwindle. With the second to last key, Olivia wins the other car.

Then it’s time for the weigh in. The boys better just hope neither of them fall below the yellow line.

Hannah: 154 pounds (-2, 1.28%)
Jay: 255 pounds (-3, 1.16%)
Austin: 236 pounds (-7, 2.88%)
Irene: 152 pounds (-2, 1.30%)
Olivia: 158 pounds (-4, 2.47%) – over 100 pounds lost, and singing

Fairy godfather Tim Gunn is back with his third gift. No yellow line, so nobody is going home this week. Make the most of your third chance, Jay.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 19, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 9

Although she never actually did anything wrong, La Toya fell victim to the demands of her team and was eliminated in The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 8.

NeNe’s goal now is to figure out a way to kick Star’s ass.

In Trump’s opinion, the most important thing to looking good is hair. Their task is to produce a hair show for Farouk Systems. They will be judged based on brand messaging, showcasing of products and tools, and overall presentation.

Meat Loaf and Lil Jon play rock, paper, scissors to determine their project manager, Lil Jon. NeNe agrees to be the project manager for the women because Star thinks she should be. They’re already off to a shouting match before the task has even begun, or at least NeNe has a shouting match while Star sits there calmly. In the process, she calls Hope Star’s puppet. I’m sure the executive has a good first impression. Star asks for an explanation. She does not get one.

John asks if anybody has Niki Taylor’s number. Not only is she a supermodel, but she’s also a former teammate of the women. She’s in and can’t believe the girls didn’t call her.

Meanwhile, the women haven’t said a word since NeNe blew up. Now, they’re forced to attempt to work together, awkwardly.

La Toya’s back. She doesn’t know why she was fired (a fair complaint), and she wants a second chance. She does not want to be with the girls, though, and would like to join the guys’ team. Trump says he’ll think about it.

NeNe has decided on a concept of shaking their hair. Getting the feeling from the exec that he wanted to stress that the products are made in America, the men go with feeling good in America.

Star hires some dancers. Marlee says she would be happy to model. Hope is tired of being a model. Bad news then: that is what you do.

Star has no problem helping NeNe in this task. NeNe says she’d better help her because otherwise she’s going to tell Trump. Hope, however, has checked out. It’s hard to blame her, but it’s a good reason for her to be fired, not that I think Trump needs much motivation. She’s served her purpose of being the hot girl, and as we approach the end, he can now cut her loose.

Ivanka sees that the men are relaxed and confident, perhaps too confident. NeNe spends her time telling both Ivanka and Eric that the boardroom will be chaotic.

Once Niki arrives, NeNe goes into paranoia mode, well, worse than before. She doesn’t trust Niki or Hope or anybody else for that matter and is worried about sabotage. Marlee and Hope are also shocked that Niki is working for the men. Why? You didn’t ask her.

In addition to coming herself, Niki has brought three models with her.

The next morning, the hair stylists show up at 8AM, and so do the models. The only thing missing is the women’s team that told them to arrive at that time. They show up half an hour late, and NeNe can’t figure out why it’s an issue. Regardless, they are able to do a rehearsal in as planned. As for the men, Lil Jon feels comfortable with just 10 minutes of rehearsing.

NeNe does not like Hope’s runway presentation. The problem is Hope is a Playboy model, not a fashion model. She’ll tell you that herself. What I want to know is: what the hell did they do to Hope’s hair, and did they think it looked good?

NeNe’s already got her boardroom lineup determined and, for that matter, has for two days: Star and Hope.

The men may have gotten their presentation off to a rough start, but Lil Jon’s energy and their America concept eventually takes off. They have no clue whether it’s good or not because they don’t know anything about hair shows. Regardless, unlike NeNe, Lil Jon’s not even thinking about the boardroom yet.

NeNe says she doesn’t feel like everybody lived up to their full potential. That could have to do with her alienating them from second one. She expected them to just get over her attitude. In her defense, NeNe calls Star a disloyal backstabber. Furthermore, Hope is Star’s puppet on a string. From there, NeNe goes on and on and on and on some more. Wouldn’t it be nice to hear the results of the task before ripping everybody apart?

Lil Jon declines to name a weak player, and it doesn’t matter because they’re not going to lose anyway.

Farouk loved Lil Jon as an MC, thought they did a good job on branding and messaging, and loved the theme of American cities. However, he did not like that they didn’t articulate that the products are safe. For the women, their stylists were informative, and Marlee did well as a model. However, NeNe was a weak MC, there was no real theme or direction, Hope looked awkward in the show, and it seemed like the stylists were running things rather than the team.

It’s pretty obvious what happened here. The men have won. Lil Jon will receive $40,000 for his charity United Methodist Children’s Home. Before they leave, Trump has another surprise: La Toya will be joining them.

Now that she’s back, Trump asks her opinion. Star vs. Nene? She likes NeNe. Well, at least that’s one vote in NeNe’s corner. Hopefully not enough to save her, but I suspect that Hope’s going to be too quiet for his liking and get fired anyway.

20 minutes left. I know what that means. NeNe’s not done running her mouth, no matter how old it already is.

Hope finds it interesting that NeNe’s charity is for domestic violence when she herself is mentally and verbally abusive. That fact was not lost on me either.

Memo to NBC: I don’t need to see Obama taking over the airwaves again. I can read about Osama bin Laden being killed online, rather than during a show I’m trying to watch. And they aren’t even ready yet. The speech is still being written, so they’re going to fill the time until it starts. Ugh. This can’t wait until the news at 11?

20 minutes later, the news anchors continue to ramble, telling us that Obama will make a speech in another 10 minutes or so. What’s left to discuss? You’ve already told the story in great length. If the White House wanted to tell this story, they should have written quicker. I’m off to watch my Tivo’d Undercover Boss. For those of you keeping score at home, the final tally: 50 minutes (not counting the half hour before they interrupted the broadcast that they were telling us a speech was coming soon).

Anyway, it appears that Hope has been fired, not surprisingly, although it’s not as if they’re going to let anybody watch the firing.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 10, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

The Amazing Race 18 Episode 10

Jet & Cord were eliminated in The Amazing Race 18 Episode 9 following a boringly predictable turn of events in which only one or two teams actually got the road block answer then proceeded to share with everybody else, leaving only the cowboys having to actually work to get it right.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived.

First: Zev & Justin – 6:54AM
Second: Kisha & Jen – 7:02AM
Third: Kent & Vyxsin – 8:00AM
Fourth: Gary & Mallory – 8:18AM
Fifth: Flight Time & Big Easy – 8:43AM

With teams being given $1 for this leg of the race, the first stop is the Air Rescue Helicopter Port, with a departure to “the unknown”. Helicopters will take off at 9:15 and will depart in 5 minute intervals. It’s first come, first served. It seems that it will be based on departure order, but Kent & Vyxsin have difficulty getting a cab willing to stop for pink/gothic anime characters, so they end up in fourth.

The detour on the Matterhorn is a choice between search or rescue. In search, they will use an avalanche beacon to locate a training dummy on the glacier. In rescue, one team member has to rapel to rescue a mountaineer, then the other will bring them back to the surface using a pulley system. Typically, search and dig is not a good choice.

Search: Zev & Justin, Gary & Mallory
Rescue: Kisha & Jen, Kent & Vyxsin, Flight Time & Big Easy

The rescue task has the potential to be scary, but that aside, it looks pretty simple and straightforward.

The teams doing that task finish first. Zev & Justin are getting nowhere fast. Gary & Mallory are having more luck, although their problem is they’ve ripped the legs off their dummy. After digging the legs out, they leave Zev & Justin behind in the snow.

From there, they will take a helicopter to a ski resort and take a train back to Zermatt and then to Le Petit Cervin. The first train departs at 11:08, which should be sufficient time to complete a detour. With Zev & Justin still digging, they’re going to be left behind the other four teams by at least 25 minutes.

The road block is to create a Travelocity roaming gnome out of chocolate. Bonus points for creative use of product placement.

Road block (in order of arrival): Vyxsin, Flight Time, Mallory, Jen, Zev

This interesting but poorly thought out road block leads to issues with which chocolate belongs to whom. The teams are putting partially finished molds into the freezer, but there is no system to mark whose each one is. Flight Time’s is missing, so he’ll use the random one he finds instead. Arguing ensues between the Globetrotters and Kent & Vyxsin.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is a Swiss cabin. As usual, we already know which team will place last. Ah, but for a change, there’s some real non-manufactured drama. The clue tells them to make their way on foot. Kent & Vyxsin stand there wondering whether they can run there. They should have done so, rather than taking a cab. Even with the cab, they manage to drop from first to third by the time they arrive. However, they have incurred a 30 minute penalty. This gives them half an hour to bicker. He doesn’t know how they missed it. What he does know is she read it first. He says that, with her attitude, he hopes they’re going home. Me, too.

First: Flight Time & Big Easy (win a trip to Cook Islands)
Second: Kisha & Jen
Third: Gary & Mallory
Fourth: Zev & Justin
Eliminated: Kent & Vyxsin

Following their penalty, Kent & Vyxsin have been eliminated, on a very negative note. Good riddance. I’ve been getting tired of them for weeks.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 18 Episode 11, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 31

The top six performed in American Idol Season 10 Episode 30. Tonight one more person will be sent home.

Haley Reinhart steps forward first. By some miracle, she is safe.

Scotty McCreery is up next. He is going to relax for a minute. Really, Seacrest? Lauren Alaina goes next. She, too, can relax for a minute. Okay, tired of this game already. Casey Abrams next. He attemps to explain his lame growling, but regardless, his result can wait a moment.

James Durbin is next. He is safe.

Now the others return to the stage. Lauren is safe.

Jacob Lusk and Casey are in the bottom three as expected/usual… alongside Scotty? That’s different. Jacob is safe. The person that leaves the competition tonight is Casey Abrams.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 32, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 30

Stefano was finally eliminated in American Idol Season 10 Episode 29. Tonight the top 6 perform and hopefully will be able to put together a show that’s close to as good as The Voice (but I doubt it). This week’s theme is songs from Carole King. If you say so.

Jacob Lusk
Song: Oh No Not My Baby
Steven: About time you shook your tail feathers.
Jennifer: Not perfect, but you brought the performance.
Randy: You brought yourself back.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 1-866-IDOLS-07

Lauren Alaina
Song: Where You Lead
Jennifer: So proud of you. Felt you pushing.
Randy: Song was a little safe and boring, but you came out with a vengeance.
Steven: Saw you shine tonight.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 1-866-IDOLS-08

Here’s how they plan to fill in the night. Everybody will be singing duets. Haley and Casey have drawn the short straw and are paired up together.

Haley Reinhart & Casey Abrams
Song: I Feel the Earth Move
Steven: Really good.

Scotty McCreery
Song: You’ve Got a Friend
Randy: Beginning was flawless. Didn’t know you had that range.
Steven: Don’t think you ever sang better.
Jennifer: That’s why we couldn’t let you get away with what you did last week. Getting much better at reaching for that higher register in your voice.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-09

James Durbin
Song: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Steven: Had me sold right in the beginning.
Jennifer: Magical. You are going to be the star of the night. Strong every single week.
Randy: Not just a great rock singer. Proved you are a great singer. One of the performances of the last couple months. Might just win the whole thing.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 1-866-IDOLS-10

Scotty McCreery & Lauren Alaina
Song: Up on the Roof
Jennifer: Lauren, you sing your… brains off. You did a real good job, too, Scotty.

Casey Abrams
Song: Hi-De-Ho
Randy: Like this song was written for you. Took me back to New Orleans.
Steven: Found your niche.
Jennifer: In your element.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-05 or 1-866-IDOLS-11

Haley Reinhart
Song: Beautiful
Steven: Nailed it.
Jennifer: One of the best voices in this competition.
Randy: I didn’t get it.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-06 or 1-866-IDOLS-12

Jacob Lusk & James Durbin
Song: I’m Into Something Good
Steven: You guys were having fun. Where were you going with all that?

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 31, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 11

The ball kept rolling in Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 10, and Julie was voted off the island.

Steve shakes Phillip’s hand in attempt to try to bury the hatchet. Seeing how Phil has behaved, it’s no surprise that he doesn’t care and does not want to be an adult. Rob’s completely comfortable with Phillip being racist. One more reason to bring him to the finals.

Phillip saw in a vision that he’s going to find his shorts. During her bragging, Julie made a mistake. She said she buried the shorts and put a rock on top. That’s as good as any hidden immunity idol clue. After a bit of digging, Phil finds his shorts.

Meanwhile, over on Redemption Island, Matt’s growing increasingly whiny. You would be, too, if God forced you to live on an island with no way out (other than to lose a challenge on purpose). Hopefully today’s challenge involves slapping Matt.

Matt is joined by Mike and Julie for the duel. It is Survivor shuffleboard. Their goal is to land three pucks in the endzone. Mike lands his first puck. Then he lands his second puck. Julie scores after him. Matt scores on his third try. Matt lands his second puck in the fourth round. Then he lands his third puck. So basically God continues to force him to stay in the game. Julie lands one puck but knocks another one out in the process. Mike scores again, and Julie has been eliminated. She plans to join a church when she goes home because maybe next time God will force her to suffer instead with his evil plans of giving people a shot at $1 million.

After watching the duel, Andrea feels guilty. Grant suggests voting her out.

The immunity challenge is a logroll. Chocolate cake and milk will go to the winner. Grant beats Boston Rob. Andrea loses to Ashley. Ralph beats Steve. Phillip takes out Natalie. Grant looked the strongest in that first round, and he beats Ashley. Ralph beats Phillip. In a hard fought final match, Grant beats Ralph to win immunity and cake. He asks Rob to join him for some food. Then he asks Andrea to come along as well in hopes of making her feel comfortable. After he is done picking, they get a box, which will be brought with them unopened to tribal council. Then they have two minutes to eat and hopefully not choke.

When they get back from the challenge, Steve says he’s about ready to drop. His strength is gone, as if it were there initially. That makes him non-threatening, whereas Ralph’s head is still in the game.

Rob approaches Natalie and Ashley to discuss the lack of trust of Andrea. He wants to get rid of Ralph next, but if the twist is to get rid of two people, she’s the second.

Steve tells the girls he will vote for Rob tonight, and they need to get rid of Rob anyway, so they should join him. He is not wrong that they need an end game plan to eliminate the biggest threat. Rob immediately gets wind of this plan. Well, then, perhaps that makes Steve a threat to Rob after all.

Although Steve tries to play up his lack of energy at tribal council, they’re not buying it. He’s still playing the game and won’t be quitting any time soon. He reminds them of Rob turning on Lex (speaking of people who need to be slapped, did he ever during All Stars) after he saved Amber. If you remember the season correctly, Rob did stab a lot of people, but he remained true to Amber, Jenna, and Rupert, while having no allegiance implied or otherwise to Lex (except in Lex’s mind). He merely said he’d take care of him if he could. He could not. Not only that, but Lex and Kathy acted out of their own interests. They were concerned what would happen if they screwed Rob over.

Votes
Rob
Rob
Ralph
Ralph
Ralph
Ralph
Ralph

With 5 votes, Ralph has been voted off the island.

Now let’s get to the twist. They will compete in their next immunity challenge and then immediately vote out one more tribe member. They sure are desperate to eliminate people.

The challenge is a memory game in which Jeff shows them a series of symbols. Everybody gets the first, second, and third ones right. Phillip and Natalie are out on the fouth one. Grant and Andrea are out next. Steve and Ashley are then eliminated, and Rob wins immunity.

Votes
Grant
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve

With 4 votes, Steve has talked himself out of the game. Thus concludes your regularly scheduled Pagonging. Good riddance to the tribe whose downfall started when they decided to throw a challenge to get rid of Russell. Let this be a lesson to future contestants. Don’t throw challenges unless doing so makes sense.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 12, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.