Redneck Fashion

Cruising eBay can lead a person to stumble across pretty interesting things sometimes. Surfing through blogs can have the same effect, only a lot strong, since they’re not regulated like eBay is. But when you combine the two, that my friends, that is when you come across the best stuff.

I forget which blog it was that I was stumbling through at some point today, but I came across waht has to be the height of redneck fashion and, sadly, I want it!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the glamerous world of Redneck high fashion. Some people might call it stupid, some people might call it ugly, rednecks, we… um, I mean THEY… they call it recycling.The Redneck man needs a good hat to keep the rain from messin’ with his mullet, and now every redneck has one hell of a decision to make: Coors, Coors Light, Keystone Light, Miller, Miller High Life, Miller Lite or Millwaukee’s Best?

Anyway you look at it, you’re still a redneck and you’re still rocking a sexy beer box cowboy hat. But hey, whenever a hippy gives you a hard time for being to creating to much garbage or polluting the air with your broke ass late 70’s Ford truck that’s more rust than truck, you can smile, point to your hat and speak those two words a redneck would never see himself saying: “I recycle!”

Get your very own redneck beer box cowboy hat @ eBay!

One Hot Ride

We’re not sure if its possible to confirm such a claim, but this 1972 Vauxhall Victor is at least in the running to be the quickest street-legal car in the world. Zero to 60 in one second, a 7.8-second quarter-mile in 183 mph and 2200 ponies in the ranch are the stats backing up that statement. Also, there’s the matter of nitrous, twin turbos and plenty of stickers. That is naughty. [Thanks to Joshua for the tip.] – Mike Spinelli

That is one of the coolest cars and stories ever. O-to-60 in 1 second, you gotta be kidding me. 2200 horse power, crazy. The guy put it all together for around 100GBP and its got more power and speed than a Bugati Veyron, which has insane power and costs over $2-million. Not to mention, it’s street legal. Too cool.

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Starbucks Tests a New Market?

I seriously hope this is a joke, because it really is absurd, though I wouldn’t put it past the folks at Starbucks by any means.

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Image Source: AdFreak.com

Instead of spending $5 of a terrible tasting coffee to get your morning caffeine buzz Starbucks is hoping to offer a new product to get you high. Now you can pull this little lovely out of your pocket and take a hit that “Delivers a grande sized burst of caffeine with each blast while making your breath minty fresh,” accordingly to Tom Sherman, at least. If all goes well you’ll be able to get that much needed caffeine high without having to drink the filth that starbucks manages to pass off as coffee.

This is certainly an interesting idea, and I doubt it’s real or, if it is, will be passed or become popular at all, but just look at it. I mean, really now, who thinks of this shit? Isn’t having thousands of locations across North American and brining in millions, if not billions of dollars every year through coffee sales not enough? How long until we start seeing the Starbucks caffeine patch in all the drug stores for those recovering caffeine adicts.

Bad News Comes In Pairs

Today’s been a pretty rough day. Like the saying goes, bad news comes in pairs and today has been true to the fact.

Felix the Cat has been acting funny the last little while, throwing up fairly often and this morning he had an accident on our bed and threw up five times as well, which obviously isn’t a good sign. So we called the vet and were lucky enough to get an appointment today because someone cancelled, so we went in to have him checked out. He’s healthy in every way, only he’s lost 1lbs over the last month and was dehydrated. He eats all the time and he eats a lot when he does and he also drinks all the time as well, so hearing that he was dehydrated and lost 1lbs was not good news. The vet checked him out and said it’s most likely hypo-thyroidism, but we’d have to get blood and urinal tests run on him to find out. So, close to $350 later, he had blood and urine samples taken and we’ll have to wait until Monday to know for sure what’s up. It’s $350 we don’t have and can’t afford, so it wasn’t what I wanted to hear at all, though hopefully this will at least explain what’s wrong with him. It could be worms as well, but the vet seems fairly confident it’s hypo-thyroidism, which is apparently a better of the two options and easier to treat. Or at least that’s how she made it sound. Luckily they gave him some fluids and vitamins to rehydrate him and sent us home with some food that’s easy on his tummy. He’s eaten up a whole wack of food and already looks a bit better, so hopefully we’ll get everything figured on Monday.

That, however, was not the worst news of the day. Chrys woke me up early this morning after being woken up by her cellphone ringing. Usually she would ignore it that early in the morning, but it rang and then someone left voice mail and then my phone started to ring right away, so she knew something was wrong. She answered my phone and it was her mom. Her grandpa Baustert, who has been living in the nursing home for quite a few years now, passed away late last night/this morning. I only had the pleasure of meeting Harold a few times and the parkinsons and alzheimers had started to get a pretty good hold on him. But even through all that he seemed like a good, friendly guy.

The funeral is going to be held Wednesday in St Edward, Nebraska, where he’s lived forever, and Chrys is flying back home Monday morning for two weeks. There is no way we could afford to send her home, so luckily her parents wired us some money for the plane tickets and to get her a proper outfit for the funeral. All the tickets are baught and we go hunting for her outfit tomorrow. There is a lot to get done before she leaves Monday morning and it’s going to be really hard having her gone for two weeks. Since we’ve been married we’ve never been apart, not even for a day that I can recall, so this is going to be interesting. But I know she needs to be with the family to get through this and to help her mom get through it too, so I’m glad she’s able to go back. I wish I could go back with her, but I just can’t afford it. I’m sure everything will be fine and we’ll be able to talk everyday on the computer anyhow, it’s just going to be weird.

So, needless to say, we’re both low on sleep (Chrys only got 2 hours before the phone call and she hasn’t been able to sleep since, though I went back to bed and slept for a few more hours). We’re still both feeling pretty rough with everything that’s happened today, it’s been a tough day, but we’re getting through it and it’s almost over.

We’re going to Rain Salon shortly to get Chrys hair cut and then we’ll probably do some grocery shopping tonight, as we’re in dire need of food stuff. Other than that, we’ll probably sit around and watch movies and TV for the rest of the night, though I might be back to do some blogging. We watched CLICK last night and really enjoyed it, so I’ll be reviewing that, and we also went to Nirvana Indian Cuisine on Main and 7th for dinner last night, which was very underwhelming, and will also be getting a review at some point.

Internet Problems

For some reason my net has been out for the past few hours so I haven’t been able to post my usual Biggest Loser Recap, but, have no fear, it too shall come! Not until tomorrow though. I’m tired and this working out business I’ve been doing lately is tiring my body out, so now, I go sleep. Tomorrow, I blog!

Thanks for the patients folks. In the mean time, check out www.tvgasm.com for Biggest Loser info.

Pictures of the Canadian Rockies by Oli

vancouver island marmot by oli
Vancouver Island Marmot Picture by Glimpses.ca

One of the guys I work with, Oli, has managed to get himself into some pretty amazing places for photography. It was just a short while ago when he some how managed to score access to a wild life reserve where the main goal is preserving the nearly extinct population of Vancouver Island Marmots.

The photos he managed to take while at the wild life reserve are awesome and can be found on his website at: www.glimpses.ca

canadian rockies pictures by oli
Canadian Rockies by Glimpses.ca

Although the Marmot pictures were really cool, Oli’s recent trip to the Canadian Rocky Mountains made for some absolutely spectacular pictures. The Canadian Rockies are gorgeous and each and every one of Oli’s fantastic pictures captured the beauty in the Rockies. I highly recommend checking out these pictures, they are fantastic.

To see the rest of Oli’s Canadian Rockies pictures, go to: www.glimpses.ca