Farmer Wants a Wife Episode 6

Although Ashley proved to be a waste of space, Matt insisted on taking her on a date to get even more proof of it, and instead opted to finally get rid of Lisa in Farmer Wants a Wife Episode 5.

It’s spa day. The girls will be getting pedicures, manicures, and hair done by some local women. Christa is afraid.

Matt wants to see the girls put on a talent show for the town, and he’s brought in a truck of goodies to help them out. The townsfolk will judge who does the best. Ashley says this is her worst nightmare. She’d rather put her head in an oven. Who’s stopping her? In addition to having to come up with their own individual talents, which is easier said than done in itself, they must agree on a group skit, obviously leading to a fight. Kanisha gives us a bit of drama, deciding (for a few minutes) that she doesn’t want anything to do with the talent show.

Christa does, well, I’m not sure what she’s doing. It’s apparently singing. Ashley has warned us she’s talentless. She makes herself disappear. Now that’s a good magic trick. Kanisha does some hula hooping. Amanda sings the Star Spangled Banner. Brooke teaches the electric slide, which, of course, pisses off Christa (is there something that doesn’t make this girl angry?). The town votes for Brooke as the winner. She gets some boots as a prize.

A big yellow bus shows up to take them to a hog roast. Who gets to eat the face? Not Ashley. She’s revolted. Kanisha’s more open, looking to eat the ears and snout (and for some reason she wants to know whether it’s male or female). They decide to play truth or dare. Ashley wants to know if she’s going home tomorrow. If she has to ask, just send her home right now. He lets her know he’s got two people in mind, and she’s one of them. He wants to know whether she still wants to be there. She lies and says yes. At the end of the night, Brooke lets Matt know she wants to finally get a one-on-one date, as she’s the only person so far who hasn’t yet. Kanisha believes she’s the second person up for consideration to be leaving the farm.

For the elimination, they will be testing cows to see if they’re pregnant. They don’t have to pee on a stick. No, it’s worse than that. The girls will have to stick their hands into the rectum of a cow. Whoever gets a non-pregnant cow will be going back to the city. Yeah, I’m eating, by the way. It comes down to Ashley and Kanisha. Ashley is going home. Matt knows she already checked out and left a few days back. She leaves on a positive note, wishing the final four the best of luck, but she’s looking forward to getting back to the city.

Brooke will be getting her date. They go for a boat ride on the lake where they chat and kiss. Christa and Amanda remain jealous of her.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Farmer Wants a Wife episode 7 It’s a Family Affair, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on The CW.

8 thoughts on “Farmer Wants a Wife Episode 6”

  1. thank you for recapping the show. the weather knocked out my signal and i couldn’t watch. how was brooke’s date?

  2. Hi Shane,

    This was a blast–I found your dingorue recap of FWAW by accident, and reading your blurbs made me laugh out loud 🙂
    You’re very talented. Do you write anywhere else?

    Amy

  3. Thanks, Amy. I do have a bunch of blogs, but nothing along the lines of dingoRUE. I hope by the end of the year, however, to launch some additional sites that will focus on entertainment and celebrity gossip, which may be of a closer style of writing to this.

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