The CW 2010-2011 Schedule

Monday and Tuesday nights are being shuffled around with 3 of the 4 shows swapping. Supernatural is joining its old lead-in Smallville on Friday nights, which for most networks would be a death sentence, but this is The CW.

Apparently undeterred from the Melrose Place debacle and the also lackluster performance of 90210, The CW has opted to bring back another show from the 90s, one far less successful than the other two were. The other new series is cheerleading show Hellcats, starring Aly Michalka (one half of the seemingly now defunct Aly & AJ, or 78violet as they for whatever reason changed their name to) and High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale.

Monday
8:00-9:00 90210 (New Night)
9:00-10:00 Gossip Girl

Tuesday
8:00-9:00 One Tree Hill (New Night)
9:00-10:00 Life Unexpected (New Night)

Wednesday
8:00-9:00 America’s Next Top Model
9:00-10:00 Hellcats (New Series)

Thursday
8:00-9:00 The Vampire Diaries
9:00-10:00 Nikita (New Series)

Friday
8:00-9:00 Smallville
9:00-10:00 Supernatural (New Night)

Summer
Plain Jane

Midseason
Shedding for the Wedding

Lost Season 6 Episode 16

We watched the story of Jacob and his brother the man in black in Lost Season 6 Episode 15, which ended with the deaths of Jacob’s mother and brother, with Jacob becoming the protector of the light.

At breakfast, Jack gets a call from the airline. They’ve located his “missing cargo.” It turns out that on the other line is really Desmond.

Kate’s getting patched up by the doc after the bullet went straight through her. Her mind is on killing Locke.

Ben tries to make a citizen’s arrest on Desmond. That goes about as well as can be expected.

Miles, Richard, and Ben come across the spot where Alex’s body is buried. They head inside the house and open the safe to obtain enough explosives to blow the plane to hell. It’s there they meet up with Widmore. He already rigged the plane with explosives.

During Ben’s beating, Desmond told him that he was looking to get Locke to let go, whatever that may mean to him. Desmond walks into the jail to confess to officer Sawyer. Inside his cell, he meets Sayid and Kate.

Jack and his crew are hunting for Desmond. During their walk, Sawyer blames himself for the death of the others. Meanwhile, Hurley is busy seeing invisible blonde boys. Little Jacob wants the ashes, and when Hugo catches up to him, he runs into less little Jacob. His ashes are in the fire. If it burns out, he’ll never see him again.

Locke would like Ben to kill some people for him. Does Ben know where he would find Charles Widmore, the man who owns the outrigger at the dock? Easy. He’s hiding in his closet.

Alex sees the beaten up Ben hobbling along. She and her mom Danielle invite him over for dinner. Alex’s father died when she was two, which is probably why she’s so attached to Ben.

Locke slashes Zoe’s throat because Widmore told her not to talk to him. First thing he plans to do when he gets off the island is to kill Penny… unless Charles tells him what he’s doing there. He brought Desmond back due to his resistance to electromagnetism. This was a measure of last resort. He whispers something more to Locke. Then Ben kills him dead because he doesn’t get to save his daughter, but he already said what was needed anyway.

Jack, Kate, and Sawyer can now see Jacob, too. He’s very sorry for the deaths of Sun, Jin, and Sayid. What did they die for?

Locke goes to see Jack because he’s wondering what all these too coincidental coincidences are about. Maybe this is happening for a reason. He thinks he’s ready to get out of this chair.

Jacob tells his story. His last story. He brought all of them to the island because he made a mistake. They call that mistake the monster. One of them will have to replace Jacob. None of them were plucked out of a happy existence. Rather, they were all flawed, alone, and looking for something they couldn’t find out there. Kate’s name was crossed off the wall because she became a mother, although the job is hers if she wants it, seeing as it was just chalk. Whoever gets the responsibility will have to do what Jacob couldn’t, killing the monster if that’s at all possible. They can choose who gets to do this. If nobody agrees, this all ends very badly. Jack stands up.

The prisoners are heading to county. I’d guess one of them knows how to break free. That would be Desmond. In return for freedom, Sayid and Kate promise to do something for him. With that arranged, Hugo drives up with the money to bribe the driver Anna Lucia.

Locke and Ben arrive at the well, where Locke realizes that Desmond is not dead. Desmond was a fail safe, one final way to make sure he never leaves, even if all the candidates die. When he finds Desmond, he’ll help him do the one thing he was never able to do himself. Destroy the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Lost Season 6 Episode 17 The End, Part 1, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on ABC.

American Idol Season 9 Episode 41

The top 3 performed in American Idol Season 9 Episode 40. Tonight one more will be sent home. Well, eventually.

Okay, so now that the 53 minutes of filler’s over, it’s time for the results.

The first person in next week’s finale is Lee DeWyze. What, you thought they would announce someone else first?

Odds are pretty well stacked against Casey, although I’m amazed he’s made it this far. Joining Lee for a shot at the title is Crystal Bowersox. Casey James has been eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol 9 Episode 42 which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.

Melrose Place Cancelled

Bad news for those of you hoping for a new version of The Heights. The CW may be not be too quick to take the hint with 90210, but Melrose Place is not quite so lucky. With its viewership hovering around the 1 million mark, Melrose Place has met its demise after just one season.

Memo to The CW: no more show revivals from the 90s please. Unless you wanna do Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Charmed. I’d watch that.

CBS 2010-2011 Schedule

CBS has announced its schedule for 2010-2011. Missing from the lineup are Cold Case, Three Rivers, Accidentally on Purpose, New Adventures of Old Christine, Gary Unmarried, Ghost Whisperer, and Numb3rs.

Survivor is moving to Wednesday. Wait. What the?

CSI: NY is headed from its reasonable Wednesday into potential cancel territory when it moves to Friday. CSI: Miami gets a more acceptable Sunday night slot behind the two reality shows.

(N=New, NT=New Time, all times ET/PT)

Monday
8:00-8:30 How I Met Your Mother
8:30-9:00 Rules Of Engagement
9:00-9:30 Two And A Half Men
9:30-10:00 Mike & Molly (N)
10:00-11:00 Hawaii Five-0 (N)

Tuesday
8:00-9:00 Ncis
9:00-10:00 Ncis: Los Angeles
10:00-11:00 The Good Wife

Wednesday
8:00-9:00 Survivor (NT)
9:00-10:00 Criminal Minds
10:00-11:00 The Defenders (N)

Thursday
8:00-8:30 The Big Bang Theory (NT)
8:30-9:00 $#*! My Dad Says (N)
9:00-10:00 Csi: Crime Scene Investigation
10:00-11:00 The Mentalist

Friday
8:00-9:00 Medium (NT)
9:00-10:00 Csi: Ny (NT)
10:00-11:00 Blue Bloods (N)

Saturday
8:00-9:00 Crimetime Saturday
9:00-10:00 Crimetime Saturday
10:00-11:00 48 Hours Mystery

Sunday
7:00-8:00 60 Minutes
8:00-9:00 The Amazing Race
9:00-10:00 Undercover Boss
10:00-11:00 Csi: Miami (NT)

American Idol Season 9 Episode 40

Michael Lynche was sent home in American Idol Season 9 Episode 39. Tonight the top 3 perform.

Casey James
Song: OK, It’s Alright with Me by Eric Hutchinson
Randy: Kinda just alright with me, too.
Ellen: Wish you would have brought it. It was alright.
Kara: That song that not a lot of people knew did not work in your favor.
Simon: If you were having dinner, that’s the salad. Dud song choice.

Crystal Bowersox
Song: Come to My Window by Melissa Etheridge
Randy: Did not love the arrangement but did like your vocal on that.
Ellen: Melissa would be very proud of you.
Kara: Got a little lost in the arrangement.
Simon: Not the best version, but you haven’t compromised yourself.

Lee DeWyze
Song: Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Randy: Could see you making a record like that. Somebody’s feeling like they can win this.
Ellen: You took this thing seriously.
Kara: Showed us everything you’ve got. Round 1 goes to Lee.
Simon: Absolutely on the money. Crushed the other two.

Casey James
Song: Daughters by John Mayer (selected by Randy and Kara)
Randy: Fit you like a glove.
Ellen: Beautiful. A lot of daughters and mothers and sons voting for you.
Kara: Showed the artistic side of you.
Simon: Much better song choice than the first. A bit of a lazy arrangement. Needed a much bigger vocal moment.

Crystal Bowersox
Song: Maybe I’m Amazed by Paul McCartney (selected by Ellen), complete with lyrics like “Maybe I’m a man”
Randy: Great song, great vocals. Somebody else in it to win it.
Ellen: Couldn’t have asked for more.
Kara: Showed parts of your voice I don’t think we’ve heard until tonight.
Simon: You’ve got soul. May be thanking Ellen next week for putting you in the final.

Lee DeWyze
Song: Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley
Randy: Been waiting all season to see who’s going to throw down the real gauntlet. Biggest moment at the biggest time.
Ellen: Stunning.
Kara: What this show is all about. Incredible epic moment. Owned the entire night.
Simon: Very proud. Fantastic singer, great person.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol 9 Episode 41 which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 18

Falling below the red line in The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 17, Sunshine was eliminated.

Allison sends everybody home. She looks forward to seeing them in 30 days.

Everybody will be doing another marathon. The bikes are gone. They will be doing this on foot. The winner will be able to give $10,000 to the charity of their choice. Ashley and Michael have decided to run the marathon together.

Curtis Stone may have been eliminated from The Celebrity Apprentice (and was off the show for like 5 minutes), but he’s back on The Biggest Loser to visit Daris, who won him after losing the most weight last week. He’s adding four items to the menu of Daris’ favorite restaurant so that he can go out and hang out with his friends.

It’s almost 1AM, and what’s Daris doing? Eating due to stress. And eating and eating some more. Hopefully you don’t fall off that wagon too many times, dude.

Koli’s in Vegas, where he’s training with his friend at a mixed martial arts facility. All he’s doing is working out and sleeping. His focus is winning the show. It’s too crazy at home. So what’s he going to do when he has to leave for good?

Jillian’s in a helicopter trying to find Daris. There’s not an airport for miles.

Bob hopes he can convince Michael’s little sister Rosangela to get on the program and start dropping some weight like her brother has.

When it’s time to run that marathon, there’s some good news. It’s raining. That oughta make it just a little bit more fun. Doesn’t look like the rain will last long, and I doubt Koli will remain freezing either. Daris heads into the lead right away. Koli’s running in second. They can’t see Mike or Ashley behind them. At mile 13, Daris runs into Matt, the winner from season 2, who’s in kinda sorta okay shape. Also at the halfway point, Koli meets Sione, who along with Filipe inspired Koli to be on the show. At mile 11, Mike and Ashley are greeted by season 5 winner Ali, who looks great as always. Then they meet Mike from season 7. Daris has two goals: beat Tara’s record of 4 hours and 55 minutes, and furthermore get down to around 4 hours. For the last mile, he’s joined by his sister, briefly. He takes off and leaves her behind. In a time of 4:02:12, Daris finishes the marathon first. Koli is greeted at mile 25 by his sister. He finishes the race second at 6:08:09. Mike and Ashley are still together at mile marker 25, where her brother and his sister and waiting. They cross the finish line at 6:26:18.

Now there’s just one thing left to do. That’s the final weigh-in. The two people above the yellow line will be in the finals, while the other two will depend on America’s vote.

Michael: 299 pounds (-23, 7.14%)
Koli: 218 pounds (-13, 5.63%)
Ashley: 213 pounds (-18, 7.79%)
Daris: 197 (+2, 1.03%)

Ouch. Daris gained 2 pounds while at home for a month. He claims it’s because he concentrated more on training for a marathon. Bob doesn’t get this logic. You don’t gain weight by running a lot. It’s obvious that his diet is just not up to snuff. In addition to Daris, Koli has fallen below the yellow line, leaving their fates up to America. I’d have bet on Daris before these results, but he may have just cost himself a finale appearance. Ashley and Michael are definitely going to be in the final three.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 9 Episode 19, where we will find out who The Biggest Loser Season 9 winner is, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.