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Aside from the fact that his whole team cited Gary Busey as the person needing to be fired in The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 5, Trump instead fired Richard Hatch without giving him a chance to defend himself, in spite of his oft-used reasoning for firing people being that they don’t fight for themselves.

The men aren’t happy that Gary’s still around. Then again, La Toya, who did a great job last week, still feels like the women don’t want her around either.

The task is to create a glass box or, uh, something, for Australian Gold sunscreen. They will be judged on creativity and originality, brand messaging, and marketing theme outside the box.

La Toya will be the project manager for the women because either way she’s in the line of fire regardless. Mark McGrath will be the project manager for the men.

The men are focused on hot chicks, but eventually they come up with a pirate theme. Their treasure will be the half dressed girls. Gary’s never seen a pirate movie like this. Surely there’s a NC-17 movie along these lines, though.

La Toya doesn’t have any ideas for a theme, nor any decision what sounds good.

The executives say that their demographic is anyone and everyone that loves to have fun outdoors. Thanks for narrowing that down.

After their meeting, John Rich joins Gary in his protest for the pirate theme, but the others are stuck on it. Probably too late to change anyway.

Lil Jon has been put in charge of costumes, props, and Gary.

La Toya makes her decision: she wants a man and a woman inside the box painted gold. The smart thing here would be to make Hope, the Playmate of the Year, that woman. Hope volunteers to do just that, but La Toya would rather have her do the accounting and shopping. Surely she can play do both roles.

Star has a concern. They are more than double their budget for printed materials. La Toya doesn’t care. She wants everything they have can get, whether they have the money or not.

The women go shopping, but none of them have any idea what they’re supposed to be shopping for because they still don’t understand the concept. La Toya shows up at the designers without a plan. She starts giving them random ideas off the top of her head.

Lil Jon has decided to leave the koala bear outfit behind because it’s not exactly like the one the company uses for their mascot. Having heard the execs stress how important the koala is to them, the women, however, make sure they get the koala suit.

Ivanka likes the way Mark is leading, although she doesn’t think he’s the idea generator. She views the women’s idea as safe and obvious, which leads La Toya to want to add something else, though she doesn’t know what.

La Toya calls the shoppers to ask them to buy 125 bags of sand, 50 pounds each, so 3 tons of sand. This does not sound at all insane to her.

The morning of the event, La Toya has decided to add a winter element to the summer theme. A little late for that, even if it is more original.

Don Jr. is confused by what he’s looking at when it comes to the women, but he likes the brand integration. La Toya says there’s no togetherness. The never shy NeNe says La Toya is not good, and she’d be surprised if they win, just hoping that the guys suck. The men, meanwhile, have a defined theme, a lot of energy, and are mostly a cohesive unit.

Meat Loaf greets the executives for the men. Gary drags them off to the side, and he won’t let them leave. Somebody better go save them before he talks any more. The others come up and try to distract them, but he refuses to stop babbling, shoving Mark aside.

NeNe thinks La Toya was just okay. Marlee says her energy and style were different, with less control.

Mark says that, if they don’t win, he’ll take full responsibility for the loss.

For the women, the executives liked the messaging, use of the mascot, and the motto, but they did not like the public interaction and not making Hope wear a bikini. For the men, they liked the crowd interaction, the job they did with the product, and John’s chant, but they didn’t like the pirate theme, lack of a mascot, or Gary’s presentation.

The women may have been safe and boring, but the men thought too far outside the box, so the women have won. As the winning project manager, La Toya will receive $20,000 from Trump and $20,000 from Australian Gold for her charity, AIDS Project Los Angeles.

In spite of their win, NeNe doesn’t take time to celebrate, instead opting to get into a screaming match with herself about La Toya.

Mark’s willing to fall on the sword as the project manager, but this is yet one more opportunity for everyone to gang up on Gary. Meat Loaf strongly defends Mark and goes after Gary. Lil Jon agrees.

Ivanka doesn’t think Gary cost them the task, but nonetheless he is viewed by the team as a liability. The women don’t think Gary’s going to go, as he knows what he needs to do in the moments he has clarity, mostly in the boardroom. John echoes those sentiments.

Mark will be taking only Gary back into the boardroom with him. In regular The Apprentice, the reward for that is being fired. Let’s see how it works out here.

The men have brought up an issue they had during the meeting with the executives, two of whom were women. Gary said the product makes him feel very sexual, which made everybody uncomfortable. He doesn’t remember saying that.

Once again, Trump does not care that Gary is a loose cannon. On the contrary, he likes it, for the sake of the drama it creates. Having come up with the losing theme, Mark has been fired.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 7, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

Seemingly tired of the process and at least some of the people from her team, Dionne Warwick became the latest person to put her hand up to leave in The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 4, although she did not leave with the same grace Niki did the week before, instead opting to call NeNe a coward on her way out.

The women return to the suite in turmoil. NeNe’s still upset by Dionne, while La Toya’s frustrated by the lot of them.

Trump calls everybody back into the boardroom for another task. They will create their own works of art, whatever they want, whatever will sell. Each team will sell them in their own gallery. Additionally, they will design and decorate 7 baseball caps. These proceeds will go to their team’s totals, plus the celebrity that makes the best hat will receive a donation for their charity.

La Toya would like to step up as project manager, but Marlee shoots her down. John Rich will be the project manager for the men.

Before even getting into planning for the task, John makes a call to start fundraising. His folks in Nashville will get a jet, and he guarantees $500,000. He says this is called Celebrity Apprentice for a reason. If they don’t bring in a donation, he will hold it against them at some point. To be fair, some people have friends with deeper pockets than others, but everybody should be able to bring in something, even Jose Canseco, who once again claims he cannot get any donation of any size.

Marlee hopes to bring her team together for the first time. Having said no to La Toya’s request to lead this task, Marlee immediately turns to her to get something, which she’s afraid she can’t do on such short notice, so she instead offers to do some things in memory of her brother.

Jose says there’s an illness in his family. He will be leaving the show. Trump agrees to give $25,000 to his charity, B.A.T. (Baseball Assistance Team). Richard Hatch asks: would Jose make this up just to save face, seeing as he hasn’t raised anything and doesn’t seem to be trying to do so? I’ll admit, the thought crossed my mind as well.

Everybody goes to the art supply store. John Rich does a PSA: don’t sniff glue. Cue Gary Busey. While shopping, Gary seems to have done something to upset Meat Loaf, who warns his fuse is about to blow, and it will not be pretty.

La Toya says she has a shirt of her brother’s. There were only a couple of them made in the world before he passed away. She has one of them and is willing to give it for the task in his memory.

Meat Loaf doesn’t have any paint when they get back. Did Gary buy all the paint he’s using? All of a sudden, Meat Loaf goes psycho crazy on the taking it very calmly Gary. As crazy as they make Gary out to be, Meat Loaf’s a raving lunatic and/or putting in a show. After much shouting and threatening, it turns out Meat Loaf’s bag was just in a corner. John Rich asks that this embarrassing energy and language be stopped so that they can focus on the kids instead.

The women make a painting with each of their handprints. Everybody’s going to get their hands dirty today, even Star, though she ain’t happy about it.

John doesn’t know anything about New York, but what he does know is traffic is crazy. He doesn’t want to try to get across it at any point after 3:00. Meanwhlie, the women are still doing their paintings 20 minutes later.

Don Jr. shows up to talk to the women. Star says it’s nerve-wracking, and NeNe responds that’s what Star thinks about every task. Marlee just got a call for $133,000, but she’s worried about John. Don thinks everybody seems down and out.

George got kicked off the show when Trump made it a family affair, but he’s back for his occasional cameo. He thinks the men’s spirit is good.

The women were going to leave at 3, then 4, then 4:30. They have 3 hours to get to the gallery in bumper to bumper Friday night rush hour traffic. The men, however, are ready to go and don’t have anything to do, so they take a trip to see what the girls are doing. Uh, sitting in traffic.

While they wait for selling to get underway, Meat Loaf apologizes to Gary for how he acted earlier.

With half an hour until their gallery opens, the women finally arrive. Now they just need art. The art delivery guy’s stuck in traffic, too. With minutes to spare, the art arrives. They’re not going to have time to fuss about placement and such, so they just get what they can where they can.

The men open their doors to a line waiting to come in; the women open their doors to about 5 people. Unlike the party town with open bar that the men have going on, the women look like they’re ready for a funeral. Eventually, though, business starts to pick up.

With multiple $5,000 donations, the men are not doing too badly so far, but now the cavalry is here. John sells a hat for $50,000 and another $50,000 for the boots. Seeing the money pour in, Richard Hatch is getting desperate, so he slashes his prices in hopes that somebody will buy something, with both of his paintings now on offer for $1,000.

The women don’t have a plane full of hillbillies, but they are lucky that the rules are pretty lax for this task. The person or their representative does not have to show up, and they can take credit card information by phone, fax, or e-mail. They are limited by their max credit card amount, but seeing as that’s $99,000, the three donations in a row they get of that size should go a long way. Marlee had one donor for that amount, and La Toya’s T-shirt also got that.

While they are focused on selling, Federico Castelluccio shows up. He says he’s not just from the Sopranos, but he’s also a painter, who will be judging the hats.

The prize possession of the men’s auction is a guitar. The bid: $470,000. No matter how impressive a showing the women put up, it would seem that should cement the men’s victory.

Trump asks about the argument that happened with Meat Loaf and, well, Meat Loaf, for which they have now kissed and made up. The net result is that the men were very impressed with how their project manager handled a volatile situation.

Star says it was an honor to work with Marlee. La Toya says Marlee was the star.

Before we get to the main event, it’s time to reveal the winning hat: La Toya. Her charity, AIDS Project Los Angeles, will receive $25,000.

Trump would like to make a deal. If they both agree, the losing team will keep his or her money for their own charity. They agree.

The men’s team raised the most money of any team in The Apprentice history: $626,908. That money will go to John Rich’s charity, St Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital. The women did very well, and they actually pulled out a win with $986,000, which will go to Marlee’s charity, Starkey Hearing Foundation. Trump offers $14,000 to bring it to an even $1 million.

Seeing as how Jose left already, which probably helps the men more than it helps the women, Trump has another offer. Do the women want to forgo firing one of the men? Marlee has to make a decision, but Star’s whispering won’t help her any. Because they have lost so many tasks in a row, the women think it would only be fair that one of the men gets fired. They can now stick around and offer their input.

John says the weakest player, based on fundraising, was Richard.

Hope would fire Richard. Star agrees.

Money aside, Gary, with his lack of focus, is pointed to as the weakest. Meat Loaf agrees. Mark, too. Lil Jon gets on the bandwagon. Marlee interjects to come to Gary’s defense.

Ignoring the pleas from every member of the men’s team and not allowing him the opportunity to defend himself, Trump fires Richard Hatch for not raising enough money.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 6, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.