The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 3

Once the dust settled from the over the top drama in The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 2, Victoria Gotti was fired.

This week’s task is to design living window displays for the Ivanka Trump Collection, to be judged by Ivanka and an executive from Lord & Taylor. Dayana volunteers for the women, getting the nod over Teresa. The gay guys are nominated for the men, with George drawing the short straw.

Everybody is drawn to Aubrey’s ideas for their team, and like last week, it’s not long before she takes over.

For George, the first trick is to figure out just how many windows they are responsible for doing. Once he realizes the task says two, they’re off. They want to see hot twins. That’s about it.

The women had already come up with a day and night theme, and after meeting with the executives, the men are on the same path.

Unlike the men, who have to go hunting for models, the women already have much of what they need present. Debbie believes she can fit into that role, but at age 41, she’s outside the target demographic and quite a bit older than multiple members of her team.

Adam used to be a carpenter, so he’s right at home when they start building their sets. So much at home that he declines to run his ideas by the project manager. Not that George seems overly concerned. He’s willing to defer to his team to run with what little guidance he provides.

Having planned to jam multiple themes into each window, the women realize something on arrival. These displays are a lot smaller than they thought. They try to talk the team in the van into reducing their ideas to just the best ones, which those who are not physically at the location are reluctant to do. By the time Don Jr. arrives, their concept doesn’t seem to exist yet.

Deciding there is a need to also display Ivanka’s jewelry, Debbie makes a call to Ivanka asking for access to that collection as well. Simple enough to get a yes.

Dee finds out the diagnosis on his finger is not as good as he’d hoped. He needs to have surgery, now.

One thing the men have neglected to notice that Ivanka stressed: her brand’s color is coral. What they did manage to do thanks to Paul is create signs that are brand specific. The women have a coral border around their windows, which ultimately ends up covering their shoes.

Having struggled with their photos the night before, the morning of the presentation, the women’s struggle continues. With an hour until the presentation, their photos and sketches, which are the center of their theme now, are sitting in traffic. So they think. The sketches are printed. The photos are not. That leaves one window display blank with 10 minutes to figure out an alternative. Aubrey comes up with a plan B on the spot.

As the task begins, Dee returns with a cast. The one armed man isn’t quitting. Arsenio insists this can’t be done with one arm, but that didn’t prevent Dave from winning Hell’s Kitchen 6.

During the pitch, George mentions Lou’s name as someone who didn’t want to get involved. Lou’s standing right there. Here comes another tantrum.

When they arrive in the boardroom, Dayana still struggles to explain their concept.

Teresa thinks Dayana was great. Nobody disagrees.

Tia declines to comment on the weakest player. Teresa continues the lovefest. Dayana doesn’t want to mention two people to bring back because they won. Trump tries to bully her into answering, but it doesn’t work. So who would Aubrey choose? She doesn’t want to answer either. Who would she want to stick around? Lisa and Patricia.

Clay has been hard on George throughout the episode, but when asked in the boardroom, his response is that George did a perfectly fine job. Arsenio liked working for George because he left him alone to do his job.

The judges liked the women’s attention to detail, use and integration of the logo throughout, the living aspect of the window, and clear understanding of the demographic. They did not like the fan because it wasn’t a photo shoot, and they did not like the lost visibility of the shoes.

On the men’s side, they loved the signs so much that Ivanka wants to use them for her shop, and they also liked the twin concept, brand messaging, and Arsenio’s presence in the scene. They did not like that it was hard to see the second window due to their choice of a very dark midnight blue color, they did not feel that the clothing was appropriate to the setting, and they felt the team lacked creativity and did not take risks.

All things considered, the men did a good job, but the women did better. As the winning project manager, Dayana wins $20,000 for her charity, the Latino Commission on AIDS.

Lou suggests that Adam’s reluctance to call George and ask whether midnight blue was okay is the reason for the lack of visibility in the second display, but this was a color George had already signed off on.

Arsenio was the only person on the team willing or able to choose the clothing. They can try to blame him for this, but none of the others would have stepped up to the plate in his absence. Because of this issue, Lou would fire Arsenio. Arsenio’s input is that, if the clothing was a problem, maybe he should be fired.

Paul would fire George due to his communication. Clay would also fire George because he didn’t necessarily delegate tasks. Adam would fire the project manager.

Penn says he was self marginalized, since he doesn’t have a good eye. Teller does all of their visual work.

George will be bringing back Arsenio for the clothing and Lou for his lack of a role.

Lou doesn’t think George is an aggressive enough person to be the project manager.

Arsenio doesn’t know what happened at the location with Adam’s subteam, and neither does George. That said, what they do know is that there are members of the team who wanted Lou to be elsewhere.

George assumes he will be fired. With that, George has been fired.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 4, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

The Amazing Race 20 Episode 3

Unable to catch up to the rest of the pack after their bus broke down in The Amazing Race 20 Episode 2, clowns Dave & Cherie found themselves out of the race.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived, presumably.

They will now fly to Asuncion, Paraguay. With teams leaving at midnight, the airport serves as an equalizer.

Art & JJ have a prediction that they’ll dominate the whole season with Rachel & Dave. That’s probably the kiss of death, but as Mexican border patrol agents, they know they’ll be strong as long as they stick around Latin America.

The first two teams get on standby on the earliest flight. The “teachers” (aka federal agents) wave another team over so they, too, can get on standby, a strategy which Art or JJ takes credit for, as if getting on standby is some great mystery.

First flight (departs at 8:45AM): Rachel & Dave, Art & JJ, Nary & Jamie, Bopper & Mark
Second flight (departs at 10:40AM): Brendon & Rachel, Kerri & Stacy, Vanessa & Ralph, Joey & Danny, Elliott & Andrew

The detour is a choice between stacked up or strung out. In stacked up, they will stack watermelons in a 10×10 pyramid. In strung out, they must attach 36 strings to a harp and get it ready for tuning.

Stacked up: Art & JJ, Joey & Danny, Vanessa & Ralph
Strung out: Rachel & Dave (switched from stacked up), Nary & Jamie (switched from stacked up), Bopper & Mark (switched from stacked up), Kerri & Stacy (switched from stacked up), Brendon & Rachel (switched from stacked up), Elliott & Andrew (switched from strung out to stacked up to strung out)

Given the choice, the physical task is typically the best option, in spite of the heat and humidity, and that fact is not lost on these teams, almost all of whom choose to stack watermelons.

Rachel & Dave find themselves bickering to the point where he tells her to just sit on the cart and relax so he can work on his own. Art & JJ have no trouble with the task, but the other teams find the catch. Once they’re almost done stacking, their piles come crashing down. As the lead teams are leaving to switch detours, they see the Mississippi girls catching up. Bopper & Mark pretend that the task was easy and take their cab, but when they see all the melons all over the place, they’re not buying what the guys are selling, immediately turning around to switch detours. Meanwhile, Vanessa views this task primarily as an opportunity to talk smack about Brendon & Rachel. This ends when the Big Brother couple realizes that not only is this a difficult task, but they don’t want to listen to Vanessa’s mouth for the next two hours, so they just cut their losses and switch. As much as Ralph eventually finds himself wanting to quit, Vanessa declines to do so, stubbornly insisting on staying even after the sun sets.

By the time they get to the other detour, Rachel & Dave see that everybody else is stringing harps, so they decide to go ahead and use their express pass. Seems like a rush decision, but it’ll push them up to second place. The other teams find themselves in an air conditioned room with relaxing music, which makes them think they should have come here in the first place. This particular task goes on as short or as long as your skill allows it to, with little risk of being reset to zero by bad luck or bad planning. As the only ones who tried this task first, the twins find themselves heading off in that direction, but their decision to leave doesn’t last long.

Their next stop is Plaza de Democracia. The road block is to dance while balancing a bottle on top of their heads. Failure to complete the task before all bottles are broken will result in a 2 hour penalty. Could be easier to just smash them all right now.

Road block (in order of arrival): Art, Dave, Rachel, Joey, Mark, Kerri, Nary, Elliott, Ralph

Art makes it through unscathed. Dave is not so lucky and takes the penalty. Rachel and Joey have an easy time with the road block, allowing them to leapfrog the team that’s been penalized. As the seconds tick away in the penalty, two more teams pass them, but they’re still ahead of the trailing teams. Phil tells us this is the first time ever that a team has not completed a challenge but still stayed in the race. What about Rob & Amber in one of the best moments from their season, the meat eating challenge?

The pit stop for this leg of the race is the monument Escalinata de Antequera.

First: Art & JJ (win a trip to the Bahamas)
Second: Brendon & Rachel
Third: Joey & Danny
Fourth: Bopper & Mark
Fifth: Nary & Jamie
Sixth: Rachel & Dave
Seventh: Kerri & Stacy
Eighth: Vanessa & Ralph
Eliminated: Elliott & Andrew

Falling behind on the road block after a difficult detour, Elliott & Andrew have been eliminated. And I was so looking forward to Vanessa & Ralph getting their comeuppance due to her bad attitude and bad decisions. Maybe next time.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 20 Episode 4, which airs Sunday at 8/7cish on CBS.

American Idol Season 11 Episode 16

The girls followed the boys performances earlier in the week in American Idol Season 11 Episode 15. Tonight the first eliminations take place, and then they do something else to fill in part of the rest of the unnecessarily long 2 hour show.

Chase Likens, Phillip Phillips, and Jeremy Rosado are called to center stage. Jeremy has not made the top 10. Chase is also not in the top 10. Phillip is.

Jessica Sanchez, Hollie Cavanagh, Brielle von Hugel, and Hallie Day are next. Brielle is the first girl to get the bad news. Hallie has also been cut. Jessica and Hollie are safe.

Joshua Ledet, Heejun Han, and Adam Brock are the next trio. Here the result is clear. Adam has been eliminated. The other two are safe.

Baylie Brown, Chelsea Sorrell, Skylar Laine, and Shannon Magrane are the next group of girls. Shannon has made it. Skylar is also in the top 10. Apparently the other two have been eliminated.

Aaron Marcellus, Creighton Fraker, and Reed Grimm are the next group of guys. Aaron has been eliminated in spite of the judges giving him a standing ovation. Creighton has also been eliminated. Reed has, too.

Elise Testone, Erika van Pelt, Haley Johnsen, and Jen Hirsh are the last group of girls. Haley is out. Erika is also out. Elise takes the final spot, with Jen being eliminated.

Deandre Brackensick, Eben Francketwiz, Colton Dixon, and Jermaine Jones are the final group of guys. Deandre has been eliminated. Colton, the clear pick of the four, joins the top 10. Jermaine is the last person to join the top 10, with Eben being eliminated.

The 15 eliminated contestants now have a shot at the wild card. Each of the judges will pick one contestant from the six wild card singers.

Jen Hirsh
Song: Oh Darling by The Beatles
Randy: Showed your big old pipes.
Jennifer: You really did sing for your life.
Steven: Love somebody with a big voice.

Jeremy Rosado
Song: I Know You Won’t by Carrie Underwood
Jennifer: One of the most beautiful voices I’ve heard in a long time.
Randy: Love what you just did up there.
Steven: Always had the biggest heart.

Brielle von Hugel
Song: Something Like You by Adele
Steven: Just didn’t hear it this time.
Randy: In a little bit of trouble.

Deandre Brackensick
Song: Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles
Randy: That’s how you put it in to try to stay in this.
Jennifer: Just feeling the fire from you.

Erika van Pelt
Song: Edge of Glory by Lady GaGa
Randy: Singing like she’s gotta have it.
Jennifer: Love somebody who can fight through the tears and still deliver.

Reed Grimm
Song: Use Me by Bill Withers
Randy: Truly unique and very different.
Steven: Love the artist in you.

A couple of really bad choices by the judges there. I just hope they don’t repeat them again.

Randy picks Erika van Pelt. Jennifer chooses Jeremy Rosado. Steven rounds out the top 13 with Deandre Brackensick. So I guess we get to hear that annoyingly excessive falsetto one last time.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 11 Episode 17, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 11 Episode 15

The top 12 boys plus 1 wild card performed in American Idol Season 11 Episode 14. Tonight the girls get their shot.

Chelsea Sorrell
Song: Cowboy Cassanova by Carrie Underwood
Randy: Showed your huge big voice with that note at the end. Wondering if that was the best choice.
Jennifer: Don’t feel like everybody got to hear the best part of you.
Steven: Watch your phrasing and timing.

Erika van Pelt
Song: What about Love by Heart
Jennifer: Feel like you could have gone a bit further.
Randy: First time I heard this whole kind of Adele vibe.

Jen Hirsh
Song: One and Only by Adele
Jennifer: First person who came out here and let loose.
Randy: One of the greatest singers in this competition this year.

Brielle von Hugel
Song: Sitting on the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding
Steven: Great sense of the blues.
Jennifer: True performer.
Randy: Key was a little too low for the first half of the song, but you got in your sweet spot in the middle.

Hallie Day
Song: Feeling Good from The Roar of the Greasepaint – The Smell of the Crowd
Jennifer: Lost a little bit of control for a few moments, but really beautiful job.
Randy: Where does this all fit? What kind of artist would you be?

Skylar Laine
Song: Stay with Me by Faces
Randy: First time we’ve had a rocking performing great country singer. Reba mixed with Kelly Clarkson.
Jennifer: It’s like Tina Turner went country.

Baylie Brown
Song: Amazed by Lonestar
Steven: Not the best song you could have picked tonight.
Jennifer: A little shaky.
Randy: Never seized control of the song.

Hollie Cavanagh
Song: Reflection by Christina Aguilera
Steven: Hit your notes so perfectly.
Jennifer: Still think you can win this.
Randy: One of my favorites. Would have been nice to see you let go a little bit. The parts that were brilliant were genius.

Haley Johnsen
Song: Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics
Jennifer: You really do have skills. Not the perfect song.
Randy: Bit of a nightmare. Pitchy all over the place.

Shannon Magrane
Song: Go Light Your World
Randy: That’s what it’s all about.
Jennifer: Sing with such passion for a 16 year old. Gave me goosies.

Jessica Sanchez
Song: Love You I Do by Jennifer Hudson
Randy: That girl can really sing. One of the best of the last two nights. Voice to be reckoned with.
Steven: Perfect voice, perfect pitch.

Elise Testone
Song: One and Only by Adele
Steven: Blew it out of the water.
Jennifer: One to watch.
Randy: Hope America gets you. One of the best voices here.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 11 Episode 16, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Survivor: One World Episode 3

After her constant yapping about how useless others on the tribe were in Survivor: One World Episode 2, Nina found herself packing for Ponderosa.

Immediately after tribal council, Colton goes up to the women as he always does, and he invites them to join him if the weather gets rough. They decline. A storm immediately begins. A little creepy. They experience a wet, sleepless night, and their fire goes out. So the boys invite them over to sit by their fire. Matt’s not happy to find them there on his return.

The challenge is a memory test in which they must put a series of item in the same order as the original one they are shown. Two people from each tribe will approach and study the items, then one of them will drop the curtain on both of them. Reward is fishing gear and a canoe. Tarzan and Leif sit out for the men. Matt is incorrect, and Sabrina takes the 1-0 lead. Colton is incorrect, and Monica takes a 2-0 lead. These guys are confident but not very good. Alicia is correct to take a 3-0 lead. They bump it up to 8 items from 6, which takes Troyzan about half a second to study. He is not even close, but Kat is also incorrect. They are wrong a second time. Then a third. Sixth. Kat finally gets it right for a 4-0 lead. Christina is correct. Women win reward.

After the challenge, the women go begging for fire. I thought this was over now that they have flint, but apparently not. The men ask to use the canoe in exchange, but they are not interested in a trade. They just want a hand out, which they receive. Then they return to stand by the men’s fire. The men complain, rightfully so. If you want someone to give you something, offer something other than being cute and charming, which can only get you so far in the land of Survivor.

One thing they do accomplish is catch some fish. Perhaps they are starting to understand why they are there.

At the immunity challenge, they will gather puzzle pieces while blindfolded in pairs based on the instructions of a caller, who will then solve the puzzle (with some assistance from the rest of the tribe). Colton and Jay sit out for the men. Phil and Sabrina are the callers. Men grab their first bag first. Then their second. And third. The women finally grab their first. Then the men take the 4-1 lead. Christina and Monica are shouting for a lackluster Sabrina to guide them somewhere. The women grab their second, followed by the men grabbing their fifth and final bag. We’ve seen larger leads evaporate due to puzzles, but this is not looking good. Eventually, the women manage to grab all of their pieces, but the men have built a good lead. After some relatively quick puzzle solving, it’s tied at 6 pieces solved each. Bill’s retaining a very narrow lead, but Sabrina passes him on the second to last piece. Women win immunity. They failed miserably on the part of the challenge that involved communication, but apparently the men suck at puzzles worse than the women can’t communicate.

Colton has decided he hates Bill’s guts, so that’s the target.

Jay receives an offer to join the 5 to get rid of the other 3. Matt then comes up to them, but he fails to receive the same offer. Instead, he makes Troyzan an offer he can refuse, but the whole conversation shakes up Troyzan about Matt even more than he had been before.

Votes
Colton
Bill
Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt

With 5 votes, Matt has been voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: One World Episode 4, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol Season 11 Episode 14

The top 24 were revealed in American Idol Season 11 Episode 13. Tonight the top 12 boys perform.

Reed Grimm
Song: Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera
Randy: Kind of wild. Definitely a very musical kind of guy.
Jennifer: Showed who you are. Jazzy, musical.
Steven: Love the voice.

Adam Brock
Song: Think by Aretha Franklin
Steven: Brilliant.
Jennifer: That big finish is exactly what you needed to do.
Randy: Like a 70s blue eyed soul singer.

Deandre Brackensick
Jennifer: Your voice is so perfect to me.
Randy: One of the most commercial guys. Ready to go now.

Colton Dixon
Song: Decode by Paramore
Randy: Didn’t even know you could perform like that.
Jennifer: You really sing from your heart. You’re a relevant artist.

Jeremy Rosado
Song: Gravity by Sara Bareilles
Steven: Beautiful.
Jennifer: Such a beautiful voice.
Randy: So impressed with the tender moments and the big booming vocals.

Aaron Marcellus
Song: Never Can Say Goodbye by Jackson 5
Randy: Old school veteran. Beautiful vocals.
Jennifer: Always believed in you. You can sing everything.
Steven: The whole package.

Chase Likens
Song: Storm Warning by Hunter Hayes
Jennifer: Showed America who you are. Grown so much.
Randy: Definitely have range.

Creighton Fraker
Song: True Colors by Cyndi Lauper
Jennifer: I don’t want you to go home.
Randy: You can definitely sing.

Phillip Phillips
Song: In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins
Jennifer: Last year we came back talking about Lauren and Scotty. This year we came back talking about Phillip Phillips.
Randy: Not sure I was jumping up and down.

Eben Franckewitz
Song: Set Fire to the Rain by Adele
Randy: Not all perfect. Really brought it home at the end.
Steven: A little pitchy in the middle.

Heejun Han
Song: Angels by Robbie Williams
Jennifer: Not sure that song showed off how beautiful your voice is.
Steven: Not the right song.

Joshua Ledet
Song: You Pulled Me Through by Jennifer Hudson
Randy: Can I get an amen?
Jennifer: You could be a gospel star, you could be an R&B star, you can do whatever you want.
Steven: The voice the world’s been waiting to hear.

Jermaine Jones
Song: Dance with My Father by Luther Vandross
Randy: So different, so unique.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 11 Episode 15, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 9

In one of the most ridiculous displays in the history of the show, the entire black team threw the weigh-in in The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 8 in an effort to get rid of Daphne, who also gained weight for the sake of leaving the house and drama, a request her team happily granted.

Alison warns them they’re not done yet, and she calls the red team into the elimination room. It’s time to face all of their excuses. Everybody is going home tomorrow. They will be there for 18 days. This long time could perhaps negate the black team’s huge advantage of having lost next to nothing last week. For each person who loses 5% of their body weight, that person will be immune. If everybody accomplishes this goal, there will be no elimination.

Their challenge is to row 10,000 meters. Reward is $1 per meter. Rowing machines are delivered to each of their homes so they can begin right now. Chism is the first to hit 3000 meters, and Kim is behind him. Jeremy mostly just wants to beat his sister sitting next to him. Mark started off slower than the others but manages to overtake Kim. At the 7300 mark, he starts to look to take the lead from his son. They’re neck and neck heading into the final 1000. What happens after that, we’ll have to wait to find out.

With the challenge over, so begins the lengthy discussion of how everything is a temptation.

When they return to the ranch, before they weigh in, they get the results of the competition. Places 4-11 are Emily, Jeremy, Megan, Conda, Kimmy, Cassandra, Buddy, and Chris. Chism beats his dad by 7 seconds, and Kim places third.

Buddy: 294 pounds (-23, 7.26%, immune)
Jeremy: 289 pounds (-20, 6.47%, immune)
Kimmy: 169 pounds (-10, 5.59%, immune)
Mark: 215 pounds (-11, 4.87%)
Kim: 186 pounds (-7, 3.63%)
Red Total: 1153 pounds (-71, 5.80%)

Conda: 231 pounds (-14, 5.71%, immune)
Emily: 199 pounds (-17, 7.87%, immune)
Megan: 205 pounds (-12, 5.53%, immune)
Chris: 185 pounds (-11, 5.61%, immune)
Cassandra: 175 pounds (-13, 6.91%, immune)
Chism: 282 pounds (-11, 3.75%)
Black Total: 1277 pounds (-78, 5.76%)

After the black team loses by 1 pound, as the only person without immunity on his team, Chism has been eliminated. His father begs them to let him fall on his sword instead, but those are the rules. If he really wanted things to be different, he should have thrown the weigh in. Chism realizes this is inevitable and accepts that he will just have to keep going at home.

Stay tuned to dinguRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 10, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 2

Raising her hand to be fired, Cheryl Tiegs made Trump’s decision easy in The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 1.

Victoria warns them they all better watch out. And sleep with one eye open they presume. She tells them every last one of them is a bitch.

This week’s task is to create a 15 minute Medieval Times show. Ivanka is not around this week, but James Lipton is. He tells us he’s a knight.

Penn is nominated as the project manager for the men; Lisa will be the PM for the women. Adam is away from the men’s team. He has to host a wedding. As good excuses go, I would not suggest that one.

Lisa quickly warns her team not to interrupt her.

The women decide to be The Unreal Housewives of Camelot, who are vying for the affection of Donald Trump. This doesn’t seem particularly suitable after they just got done talking to the executive, who told them this is a family show. Dayana tries to express that concern, but Lisa doesn’t want to hear it. Oh, and by the way, they want Dayana to wear a nude body suit. Granted, this is exactly what Trump said he wanted to see. Everybody gets a role other than Victoria, who is relegated to sound and lighting.

The men will be using their star power. Aresnio is a host, along with the man with the big voice, Penn. Clay will sing. Paul rides on a motorcycle that looks like it’s from the medieval days, if they had motorcycles then. The macho men Lou and Paul will joust for the hand of the fair maiden, Dee Snyder. Ultimately, they have no real plot. It’s just a bunch of celebrities telling jokes.

While they’re choosing outfits, Lisa goes crazy. She thought she told them not to interrupt her.

The next morning, feeling as if she’s being ignored, Victoria threatens to leave and join the men’s team. Lisa pretends that Victoria is the most important person of the day to make her feel better.

Nobody wants to listen to Dayana, who has decided that all they want her to do is sit on a horse and look good, which Lisa says is all she’s good at.

Clay’s struggle with George is that he’s not following the script. He agrees to read from it.

As Dee rides the horse into the arena, he stumbles off. He thinks he broke a finger. The EMT says he needs to go to the hospital, but the show must go on.

Back from the hospital, Dee’s diagnose is a severe fracture, and he may have to get a pin put in it.

In spite of the tension, Victoria says that she thinks Lisa did a fabulous job.

Paul says that Penn was phenomenal, and Michael agrees.

Penn says that everyone was great, but he’ll play by the rules. If they lose, he will bring back Lou and George, who are less versatile than the rest of the team because they’re actors. Lou is insulted. Nothing Trump likes more than pointless manufactured drama. George, however, still admires Penn.

Arsenio would fire Penn, who created and ran the whole show.

Lisa would definitely bring Victoria back, and she has a lengthy explanation to support it. Her next target is Dayana, who she doesn’t feel can do anything other than shop and be pretty.

Patricia would fire someone who came up with the concept: Lisa or her right hand girl Aubrey.

Debbie points out something, or at least tries to before she gets cut off. Like the rest of the week, 5 people are not saying much while the others are doing all the talking.

The men received 558 votes; the women received 363 votes. Penn receives $40,000 for his charity, Opportunity Village.

Don Jr. thinks the women appealed to the men in the crowd, but lacked the diversity to appeal to the entire audience, which was at least 1/4-1/2 children, a fact they were entirely aware of but chose to ignore in their quest to focus on hot babes and Jersey.

Patricia has a different answer now. She would fire Victoria. Aubrey would fire Dayana. Dayana and Victoria would fire Lisa.

Unsurprisingly, Dayana and Victoria are going back to the boardroom with Lisa.

Don Jr. doesn’t understand why Dayana is being brought back, but he could see either of the other two being fired.

So begins much yelling and crying.

Once the fighting is done, Dayana says that Lisa has tried to be heard more and has more energy. With that in mind and the fact that Victoria thought about quitting the team, Victoria has been fired. Great, now we get to listen to Lisa yell at some more people.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 5 Episode 3, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.