Big Brother 12 Episode 14

In spite of Kristen’s warning about the Brigade, the others voted her out in Big Brother 12 Episode 13, leaving the 4 person alliance pretty well in charge of the house. We left off at the start of an endurance competition for HOH.

Hayden wants nothing more than to win HOH so that he can send Brendon & Rachel home because Kristen deserved to be there a lot more than they do. I’ll have to take his word for that because she’s been invisible the whole time, both in terms of competitions and strategy. If not for their showmance, I wouldn’t have even known she was in the house.

Kathy is the first person out of the competition at 12 minutes. She says she’s doing it for the house. Her strategy apparently is to pretend that she sucks, but ultimately I don’t think she’s really doing much pretending. As the first person to fall, she is the only have not for the week.

Enzo falls at 26 minutes, comfortable in the fact that his allies will be there to do the dirty work for him.

At 36 minutes, Brendon drops, answering the prayers of the whole house. Rachel is angry with him because she’s won a couple of multiple guess competitions. She tells him he did a good job, but he doesn’t believe she’s sincere, mostly because she’s not.

Lane drops at 46 minutes. Britney falls shortly thereafter, rationalizing it by claiming she threw it. Hayden is gone seconds later.

This leaves Ragan and Matt once again to battle for the endurance HOH win. After 1 hour and 10 minutes, Ragan drops, giving another HOH win to Matt. Let’s see if he throws this one away like last time.

Rachel’s theory is that she’s the target because she won HOH twice. Regardless, he’s still viewed as the bigger threat, whether she got lucky at a couple competitions or not. She keeps pushing Brendon away, as usual, and for some reason he’s unsuccessfully trying to patch things up with her.

Matt sees Pandora’s box. Is he going to open it? Knowing Matt, I’d say yes. That is the correct guess. He now has the diamond power of veto, which will allow him to save himself or someone else on the block and nominate the replacement. He can use this at one of the next two evictions and must keep it a secret. This power allows his head to swell even bigger than it already is, in spite of the fact that he really hasn’t done anything yet except run his mouth a lot.

His lie explaining what happened is that his reward for opening the box is a dollar. Nobody believes him, except for Enzo, but he doesn’t think they buy it anyway.

Good thing they offered it to who they did because that means that CBS now has the opportunity to proceed again with the twist that blew up in their faces week 1 (because it was stupid). Ragan is offered the opportunity to be the new saboteur. His reward for pulling off three sabotages per week for the next two weeks and surviving the next two evictions would be $20,000. He has opted to do it because America voted for him (20 grand doesn’t hurt either). I hope he gets voted out this week just to screw over the twist.

When Rachel comes to make her plea to Matt, Ragan is sitting there with him. She tells him they’re obviously a pair. Wait. What? This comment and the ensuing argument is a nice way to make an enemy out of Ragan, one of the people in the house who may possibly not be against her.

The saboteur’s first act is to thank Matt for releasing a new saboteur into the house.

Nominations
Kathy is safe.
Ragan is safe.
Britney is safe.
Lane is safe.
Enzo is safe.
Hayden is safe.
Rachel and Brendon have been nominated for eviction.

Not one person is surprised by this obvious move, but at least it’s not a throw away move.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 12 Episode 15, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 21

The top 4 danced in So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 20. Tonight one more person will be eliminated as we narrow things down heading into the finals.

So basically this is like an episode of American Idol. As much filler as possible.

The first of the top two dancers is going to be revealed now. Following her very strange bottom three appearance last week, Lauren Froderman’s fans have rallied to put her in the top.

The next person in the finale is Kent Boyd.

That leaves Adechike Torbert and Robert Roldan in danger. The final person through to next week’s finale is Robert. Adechike has been eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 22, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

Big Brother 12 Episode 13

Britney’s veto win in Big Brother 12 Episode 12 spelled the end for one of two thoroughly lame showmances.

Hayden doesn’t get what just happened. He had a deal that he had no intention of honoring, and he’s surprised it didn’t work out.

Brendon and Rachel tell Hayden not to worry because he’s safe. He takes this as an indication that he’s got enough votes to stay, and he’s not going to campaign at all.

Britney tells Enzo that the reason she didn’t want to make the deal was because Lane may have gone up in Hayden’s place. He says that Rachel and Brendon now have targets on their backs. Oh. That’s new.

Britney thinks it will be a good idea to go into Rachel’s HOH room and mock her. Of course, Rachel overhears this because Britney is talking as obnoxiously as Rachel does. Lucky she has a sense of humor about it.

Kristen’s starting to think that maybe Hayden is in an alliance she doesn’t know about. She takes this information to Ragan, who has considered that himself. Ragan realizes he won’t be of much use if indeed all the other guys are teamed up. Britney has been considering this as well. Adding those two to Kathy, that leaves one more vote. No choice but to approach Brendon.

We find out from the hometown interviews that Kristen has a boyfriend at home. Or had.

Rachel says that she and Brendon are hoping to pull Britney into their alliance. Good luck with that. You have a better shot with Kristen.

Votes
Enzo: Kristen
Kathy: Hayden
Matt: Kristen
Lane: Kristen
Ragan: Kristen
Brendon: Kristen
Britney: Kristen

By a vote of 6-1, Kristen has been evicted from the Big Brother house. As usual, Kathy is the odd vote out. Whatever her strategy is, well, I don’t think she has one so it doesn’t matter. Rachel’s goodbye message is the same broken record we’ve heard before: Kristen is a bitch for trying to get in between her and her man. Brendon says that nobody can trust her because she made up Hayden being in an alliance, and she made a mistake she’ll have to live with. With that said, Hayden’s farewell is that he is indeed in an alliance.

Whoever wins the HOH competition will be tempted by Pandora’s box. If the power inside is accepted, the new saboteur will be unleashed. The houseguests with the most votes for saboteur were Enzo and Ragan, with Ragan winning by a narrow margin. He does not exactly have saboteur written on him to me, which may be a good thing.

This is an endurance competition. The last person standing on the edge of the giant spinning paint can will win. The first person to fall will be the one and only have not for the week.

If you want to know who the HOH is before Sunday night’s show, check out the Big Brother 12 spoilers.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 12 Episode 14, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 20

12 more acts performed in America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 19. Tonight 4 more will advance.

The first trio is Doogie Horner, Mary Ellen, and Murray. Without question, Murray’s the one advancing here. And we are done with Mary Ellen.

Taylor Mathews, Da Maniacs, and Lindsey Stirling are next. Obviously, Taylor advances to the next round.

Strikers All Stars, Prince Poppycock, and Nu Covenant are the next group. Prince Poppycock is the one to advance. I still say he’d be better off dropping this lame persona.

The final group is Rudi Macaggi, Anna & Patryk, and ArcAttack. All good acts. Rudi is leaving the competition. Anna & Patryk and ArcAttack placed fourth and fifth, and the judges will make the decision who should stick around. Piers votes for Anna & Patryk because he thinks we can see more growth from them. Howie goes with ArcAttack because he felt the electricity and is not sure kid dancers are right for Vegas. Sharon has the deciding vote, and she sides with ArcAttack

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 21, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on NBC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 20

Following the prior week’s non-elimination, both Billy Bell and Jose Ruiz were eliminated in So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 19. Tonight the top 4 perform. Tyce Diorio is this evening’s guest judge.

Top 4
Style: Broadway
Choreographer: Tyce Diorio
Song: The Crapshooter’s Dance from Guys & Dolls 50th Anniversary Cast Recording
Tyce: Kent really does stand out.

Lauren Froderman with Pasha
Style: Tango
Choreographers: Miriam Larici & Leonardo Barrionuevo
Song: Oblivion by Astor Piazzolla
Nigel: Incredible passion and intensity. Magnificent control.
Tyce: Met the choreography head on.
Mia: Lauren became a woman. Mesmerizing.
Adam: Every little thing you do is magic.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-01

Adechike Torbert with Lauren
Style: African Jazz
Choreographer: Sean Cheesman
Song: The Path by Ralph MacDonald
Nigel: Laid down a base to build on.
Tyce: Could have taken it that much further.
Mia: Didn’t care for that. Upper body is too tight, so it lacked the celebration.
Adam: Felt conscious of you being in the choreography.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-02

Robert Roldan with Anya
Style: Viennese Waltz
Choreographer: Jonathan Roberts
Song: Lost by Anouk
Nigel: Beautiful carriage. Appears you worked very hard.
Tyce: Exquisite experience. Invested wholeheartedly.
Mia: So romantic. Like the prince of this season.
Adam: Brilliant. No difference between you and Anya.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-03

Kent Boyd with Courtney
Style: Disco
Choreographer: Doriana Sanchez
Song: When Love Takes Over by David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland
Nigel: Didn’t make it really cheesy.
Tyce: Good job. Fun but needed to do more research.
Mia: A little rough. Partnering was kind of solid. When not partnering, it felt childlike. Worst performance from you this season.
Adam: Too exciting. Not serious enough.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-04

Lauren Froderman with Ade
Style: Jazz
Choreographer: Sean Cheesman
Song: Hide U (John Creamer & Stephanie K Remix) by Kosheen
Nigel: Really strong work. Masculine work done in a feminine way. Hope we’ll see you in the finale.
Tyce: Could have been a little more ferociousness at the end. Spectacular dancing.
Mia: Strong female dancer. As a whole, it was amazing.
Adam: I wanna hire you.

Adechike Torbert with Kathryn
Choreographers: Desmond Richardson & Dwight Rohden
Song: Fearless Love by Melissa Etheridge
Nigel: Showcased your talents. Lost a little wind at the end.
Tyce: Put a piece of yourself on the dance floor. Have a lot more to go.
Mia: You have the potential. Glimpses of it, but found the exhaustion coming through.

Robert Roldan with Dominic
Style: Hip hop
Choreographers: Tabitha & Napoleon Dumo
Song: Scars by Basement Jaxx feat. Kelis, Meleka, & Chipmunk
Nigel: Whatever is thrown at Robert, he just does it. Brilliant.
Tyce: Made it magic. Everything and a bag of chips.
Mia: Everything about it was perfect.
Adam: Outdanced Dominic.

Kent Boyd with Neil
Style: Contemporary
Choreographer: Travis Wall
Song: How It Ends by DeVotchKa
Nigel: Inspirational. Chilling. The number of the show. Booked a place in the finale.
Tyce: Are you kidding me? Excellence. Amazing. Fantastic.
Mia: Can’t find words. True genius.
Adam: If this were the finale, you would have just won the show.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 21, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on Fox.

Big Brother 12 Episode 12

Keeping with this season’s theme of targeting lame showmances, Rachel nominated Kristen & Hayden in Big Brother 12 Episode 11.

Brendon asks Rachel to start thinking before she speaks. Seems she was trying to take a page out of Janelle’s playbook when she used the phrase “bring it on.” He doesn’t want her to be upset with him. She is. Again. Dude, give it up. You’re not gonna like this chick when you’re out of the house, and she’s killing your game. Rachel agrees to apologize, although it’s not taken as sincere by Hayden. Regardless, she anticipates some pity from Brendon, which is not forthcoming.

It’s time for the veto competition.

Rachel chooses Britney at random.
Hayden chooses Ragan at random.
Kristen chooses Enzo at random.

Rachel doesn’t think Britney would use the veto. Hayden doesn’t think Ragan would use the veto. Enzo has no intention of using the veto, and he will be fine with Kristen’s elimination.

They walk outside to wizards and pinball. They are granted one shot on a giant pinball table for each round to try to hit the veto mark in the center. The eliminated players will win prizes, which they can keep or exchange with somebody else.

Britney mocks Brendon’s hosting ability because she can then scores a 5. Kristen scores a 2. Hayden gets a perfect shot, and so do Rachel, Ragan, and Enzo. Kristen is the first one out, and she’s got the power of veto. Hayden scores a 5 to start off round 2. Rachel gets a 5 as well. Ragan bounces in and out to get stuck with a 1. Enzo scores a 6. Britney scores a 2. That’s enough for Ragan to be eliminated, and he receives a veto ticket, which guarantees a spot in next week’s veto competition. Rachel scores a 6 in round 3. Enzo gets a 1. Britney gets a 6. Hayden makes a perfect shot, eliminating Enzo, who receives a 3D flat screen TV. Britney makes a perfect shot to start round 4. Hayden gets a perfect shot, too. Rachel scores a 6. Close but not good enough, and she must take a prize that has been selected. That person she takes the prize from will be given a second chance and return to the pinball game. She takes the veto ticket, and Ragan is back. Hayden gets a 6. Ragan scores a 1. Yeah, Rachel probably should have picked somebody who doesn’t suck. Britney gets a perfect shot. Ragan is eliminated again, and he earns $5,000, which he can keep or give away at any time. He doesn’t want that target on his back, so he trades the money to Rachel for the veto ticket. She doesn’t want the money either and begs him to reconsider. Britney makes a perfect shot in the final round. Hayden gets a 5. After he is eliminated, Hayden wins the hippie-tard for a week. He’ll give Kristen that in exchange for the veto. Britney’s prize is solitary confinement for 24 hours. Having just taken the veto, Hayden will now head to solitary confinement, as Britney wins veto.

Kristen’s crying after the competition. So are their lies about supposedly not being an item over now?

After 24 whole hours, Hayden walks out of solitary. It seems he believes that he and Kristen are still hiding what they have. Nobody’s buying it. Nobody really was buying it before either.

Hayden has an offer for Britney: use the veto so that Kathy goes up, and he and Kristen will have her back to the end. Britney wants him to talk Rachel and Brendon into putting Kathy on the block. He suggests having a couples alliance, which he has no intention of sticking by. Rachel doesn’t believe he’s really going to go against all of his friends just to ally with her and Brendon.

When Britney talks to Rachel, she changes her tune. Perhaps she’s not going to put up Kathy. How about Lane?

At the veto ceremony, Hayden promises saving him will help her. Kristen says she’s on the block but didn’t do anything to deserve it (uh, you had a “secret” showmance that you kept secret by making out with other people in the room). Britney has opted to not use the power of veto on either of them.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 12 Episode 13, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on CBS.

America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 19

Four more acts advanced in America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 18: Haspop, Studio One Young Beast Society, Debra Romer, and Jeremy Vanschoonhoevn. Tonight 12 more acts perform: Da Maniacs, Nu Covenant, Anna and Patryk, Lindsey Stirling, Doogie Horner, Rudi Macaggi, Taylor Mathews, Mary Ellen, ArcAttack, Prince Poppycock, Murray, and Strikers All Stars.

Da Maniacs are presumably planning to spend a chunk of their winnings at KFC/Taco Bell. Memo to fat men: midriff shirts don’t work for you. Piers buzzes them when they start dancing to MC Hammer. He suggests a TV show competition for them: The Biggest Loser. Howie doesn’t think they can with this. It’s in the middle.

Nu Covenant is a group of four church singers. They sing Apologize by OneRepublic feat. Timberland. Piers buzzes. Sharon follows suit. Howie’s gonna let them finish, but they’re pretty well sunk. Sharon buzzed for the weak harmonies. Howie says that the weight of how important this is really showed. Piers would have preferred a gospel song instead.

Anna and Patryk are young ballroom dancers. Howie’s not sure they fit the goal of the show, but they are world class in what they do. Piers could see them in Vegas. Sharon agrees with Piers, and she likes to see them smiling for a change.

Lindsey Stirling is a Mormon hip hop violinist. Apparently. Piers buzzes. Her violin playing just doesn’t cut it for him, even though everything else was great. Sharon tells her to find a group. Howie hates to say that Piers is right.

Doogie Horner is the comic who got booed by an angry mob in his first audition. Unlike cockroaches, he can survive being smacked by a shoe. He concludes his routine with dancing pig ladies. Sharon says that Piers laughed, or at least he smiled. Howie thinks he owned it. Piers has to admit he’s wrong.

Most people run away to join the cirucs. Rudi Macaggi, however, ran away from the circus, although it didn’t take. His act this evening is to plunge toward the circular saw… of death. Don’t try this at home. Piers calls that the most extraordinary, dangerous, exciting thing on this show.

Taylor Mathews sings The Man Who Can’t Be Moved by The Script. Piers thought there were a few shaky bits, but there were moments of real potential. Sharon can’t wait to see him again to see the continued growth. Howie bets he makes it to the finals.

Mary Ellen is back. Why? Just why? This will serve as tonight’s completely pointless waste of time. Piers buzzes, but the other judges are enjoying the trainwreck. Nick has to pull the plug to stop her.

ArcAttack has to take their act outside in order to avoid blowing every circuit in the building and/or causing the theater to travel through time. Well then. I hope you have an outdoor venue lined up for them in Vegas. Howie doesn’t think TV does them justice, and it’s the most exciting live show, for which he would buy tickets.

Prince Poppycock is a good singer with a distracting and unnecessary gimmick. This is Piers’ new guilty pleasure, and he could see him on Broadway. Sharon appreciates the lack of fatness and sweatiness. Howie’s not sure middle America would respond to this. Hard to say, but he’d get a lot more votes if he’d just sing.

Murray is what you would think, a magician. The trick he is performing tonight will be a first for him. He brings Howie and Piers a girl in a box. He borrows Piers’ jacket. Well, he’d better get it back. After he unveils the cage, the girl is now a tiger. Good news for Howie once he recovers from his heart attack, though. The girl is standing right behind him. Sharon tells him he belongs in Vegas.

Strikers All Stars is a stepping crew. Howie didn’t find that as good as it was last time or as other groups have been. Piers calls it a pretty solid performance, although he does agree with Howie that they stepped it down.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 20, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on NBC.

Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 14

Remember a couple weeks ago how nobody went home on So You Think You Can Dance? Gordon Ramsay took a page out of the make the show up as you go playbook when he, too, did not dismiss anybody in Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 13.

Chef Ramsay says dress up. Jay’s idea of what this means: wear a pair of jeans. Well, I guess for somebody with blue hair, that should not be a surprise.

Ramsay has created a dish, which he allows them to get a taste of. After that, they are given 45 minutes to recreate the dish. Autumn, Holli, and Benjamin have chosen venison. Jay opts to cook all three meats. Jay also goes his own way with a pear puree rather than the apple the others have chosen. For the puree base, it’s Autumn who goes a different route with bacon, as opposed to pancetta. Jay has made his decision to go with beef.

Jay’s puree is correct. It was pear. However, he was not so lucky with the meat, which was venison, the most important ingredient. Ben and Holli are the top two. Holli is the winner. Ben’s sauce was slightly watery, and it shouldn’t have been sauce anyway.

For her reward, Holli will be going on a luxury yacht. In a change of pace, she will not be taking Jay. Instead, the surprise is that her son is there waiting for her. The others will stay behind to move from their original sleeping arrangements into the final four sleeping quarters, which means lots of lugging mattresses. Jay and Ben use the opportunity to talk smack about Holli.

When Holli returns, Ben starts whining about how it’s not fair. Then he says his back is messed up, and he doesn’t think he can prep. After a visit to the chiropractor, who says he should be fine, Ben has decided he’s done. Congratulations to the final three. Fare thee well. Don’t get hit by the door on the way out.

Following his chat with Ramsay, Ben has changed his mind. Now he’s going to cook. The others are not too pleased that he quit but now he’s back.

Each person will run the pass. Jay’s given the first opportunity. He’s doing a good job. He passes the first quality control test, lobster instead of crab. The next sabotage is also returned, crab instead of lobster.

Holli is the second person to step up to the pass. She fails her first test from an unlikely source, as JP delivers a ticket with only 5 entrees instead of 6. Then Jay gets yelled at to wake up when he spills food on Ramsay of all people. Holli passes her next quality control test, undercooked scallops.

Ben, whose back doesn’t seem to be giving him too much (any) difficulty, is next. At least he seems to be able to communicate for a change. He fails his first test. There’s a difference between venison and lamb. He also fails to realize he’s been delivered New York strip instead of filet.

Autumn is the final person to step forward. She’s commanding the kitchen, but they don’t like her regardless. She fails her first sabotage, missing the parsnip. This causes her to giggle. There is no laughing in the kitchen. No laugh. No breathe. So she starts returning everything.

Seeing as nobody went home last week, two people must go home this week. Yeah, I saw this twist last week on SYTYCD, too.

Autumn is, obviously, the first choice. Ben’s a target for being a quitter. Ramsay doesn’t want their input who should be nominated, however. Instead, he would like them to say why they should stick around.

The first person leaving Hell’s Kitchen is Autumn. The first person in the finals is Jay. The final spot goes to Holli. I don’t think she stands a chance against Jay, but the quitter who’s been a disaster the last few weeks has needed to go.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 15, where we will find out who the Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 winner is, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.