American Idol Season 10 Episode 3

In New Orleans in American Idol Season 10 Episode 2, we met Jacquelyn Dupree, Jacee Badeaux, and Paris Tassin. Tonight we head to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the cheese state. They don’t have an accent there, don’tcha know? This marks episode 3 of inappropriate comments and weird noises from Steven Tyler.

Scotty McCreery is 16, but you wouldn’t know it by his deep country singing voice. Great way to start off the night. Jennifer says they discovered him, with the right songs. Randy’s glad to hear some Travis Tritt, who, by the way, Randy has worked with.

Joe Repka wants to be a DJ, so he takes this opportunity to get lessons from Ryan Seacrest. Good luck with that, dude. I sure hope his DJing ability is better than his singing because he’s tone deaf. Regardless, he promises to try again.

Emma Henry is another of this year’s 15 year olds. Having just gotten her permit, she drove most of the 16 hours there, with a bunch of back seat drivers. She sings True Colors. I’m not sure what to make of this, but it’s enough to get 2 yes votes by the skin of her teeth.

Naima Adedapo says people ask her a lot why she’s crying. Then she starts crying. She sings Donny Hathaway’s For All You Know. Jennifer calls her one of the best they’ve seen. During this exchange, we learn that if you call Steven Tyler by the name Steve, you will be corrected.

Jerome Bell sings at bar mitzvahs and weddings. With his rendition of Let’s Get It on, he proves he’s got talent, and the judges love him. Steven has forgotten his name two minutes later, but Jennifer tells him he should remember it.

Thia Megia is another person taking advantage of the age limit decrease. If her name sounds familiar, it’s because we have seen her before, on America’s Got Talent, coming just shy of the top 20. It doesn’t matter because we know she’s going through regardless, but she sings Chasing Pavements by Adele.

Nathaniel Jones doesn’t realize that the 19th century is over, so he comes dressed up in his Civil War clothes. Oh, and his dad doesn’t do anyone, not since his mom left. I doubt the lion will get much sleep tonight, not with this guy singing.

At Randy’s suggestion, Mason Wilkinson turns around to compose himself. It is not clear whether he will turn and face the judges again. Unfortunately, he does.

Molly DeWolf Swensen is a Harvard graduate and White House intern (I’ve heard that one before). Before she starts singing Sitting on the Dock of the Bay, she tells the story of how Randy accidentally punched her earlier this morning. Next stop: Hollywood.

Haley Reinhart says she was told to come back last season. This over the top performance is nonetheless good enough to advance. Also from Chicago, Tiwan Strong will be going to Hollywood as well.

Steve Beghun is a CPA. I’m not sure he’ll get very far, but he’s got a decent voice.

Vernika Patterson sings Loving You. I just hope they don’t let her hit that high note. No such luck. Not one to take rejection well, she says the judges have a problem with her because she’s not skinny. With that said, she walks out of the room, without waiting for them to tell her no. She doesn’t want to talk to Seacrest either.

Albert Rogers III does a Barack Obama impression, or so we’re told. Randy thought his singing was terrible and a joke. And people call Simon harsh.

After the judges get done giving him a hard time about his lips, Scott Dangerfield sings Dreamin’ by Amos Lee. Jennifer says he may be her favorite so far.

Megan Frazier was brainwashed from an early age into loving the Green Bay Packers… or else. She sings Baby by Justin Bieber… as an opera song. As she leaves, she warns the judges the Packers will win the Super Bowl. Well, she’s got a 50/50 shot of being right.

Alyson Jados cried when she saw Steven Tyler walk out. Weird. Come Together, which Aerosmith covered, is her song choice. She follows that with Dream On, but she can’t do the end. Steven Tyler has obviously been watching Idol the last 9 seasons, as he’s learned to use the word pitchy. Randy says no, perhaps for the sake of creating drama of making her idol have the deciding vote, but the other two say yes.

The final contestant of the night is Chris Medina. He’s engaged and promised to get married within 2 years of the engagement, but his fiancee got into an accident that resulted in brain damage. After a month and a half, she woke up, in spite of the doctors saying she wasn’t going to make it. He sings Break Even by The Script. To go along with his story, he’s got a great voice.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 4, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 4

Both Dan and Don gained 9 pounds in The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 3. Although this meant the elimination of Dan, they pretended it was all an accident.

Alison warns the ranch teams that one team will be joining the unknowns for a week. It all depends how they can handle temptation, as plates of their favorite foods are presented to them. Each team will have 3 minutes alone to eat as much or as little as they chose. The team that eats the highest amount of calories can choose who spends the week with the unknowns. As two individuals, Irene and Don are paired up as a team. Aqua team talks about will power and how they are not eating anything. Jay and Jennifer also opt to not eat. Hannah & Olivia follow suit. Jesse may not be interested, but Arthur’s going to at least eat something, grabbing a piece of chicken for 150 calories. This is a smart play just in case nobody else eats anything, and it’s a hell of a lot healthier than eating a piece of pizza, one of the least healthy foods on the planet.

That 150 calories is enough to give the blue team the win. They choose to send the green team (Jennifer & Jay) to the unknowns for the week, saying that the strongest team is going over there. This team will not be immune and will be back at the end of the week.

Bob and Jillian confront Don. He insists that he didn’t gain 9 pounds on purpose. Apparently, he thinks she was born yesterday. 2 pounds, okay, maybe. 9 pounds? Go ahead and get angry, but you’re a liar if you deny that gaining over a pound a day on a weight loss show is intentional.

Over at Fitness Ridge, Jay & Jennifer find that there are some advantages. For example, whereas the ranch contestants cook their own meals, the unknowns have their meals prepared for them. All the math is done for them, so all they have to is place the order. This lets them have a worry free meal plan, although it’s probably not the best way to prepare them to fend for themselves. They also have maid service.

Jay & Jennifer rejoin the others for the challenge. It’s green against everybody else. Uncovering the plates, Alison once again reveals their favorite foods. Their job is to guess how many calories are in all the food combined. It is a 4 digit number. To guess, they must hoist a number up the top of the rig, 70 feet in the air. With it being 4 teams against 1, the ranch teams will have to lift 4 times as much weight. The prize is letters from home.

The on campus players get the first digit correct, meaning there are 8,000+ calories in these meals. Green team follows in their footsteps. The four teams are working together quite well, yelling out numbers, all within shouting distance of their opponents. Their not so mystery guess is not correct. The green team is also wrong, which means the campus team, guessing the same thing, is also wrong. Green team gets the second digit right first, with the ranch teams behind them on their next go. 20 minutes in, the green team gets their third number, but the campus teams are right behind them. Whoever grabs the last digit wins. Green is not correct. The on campus players, however, are correct, filling in the blanks with a total of 8754 calories.

D’oh. Tonight’s show is only an hour, with no results or anything of too much use. Apparently, it’s going to take an hour and a half to tell us that the country is more broke than it was this time last year.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 5, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 2

American Idol Season 10 Episode 1, now with 100% less Simon, brought us to New Jersey, where we were introduced to Caleb Hawley, Kenzie Palmer, Robbie Rosen, and Melinda Ademi. Tonight we head to New Orleans.

Jordan Dorsey sings Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Sounds good. Too bad I’m left comparing him to Kat McPhee and the Israel Kamakawiwo’ole (say that three times fast) version that Jason Castro sang.

Jovany Barreto loves Jennifer Lopez because she married Marc Anthony (not the guy who dated Cleopatra). He sings Luis Miguel’s Contigo en la Distancia. Perhaps not the smartest move, but it shows off his strong voice. Oh, and by the way, before he grabs his golden ticket, he has to rip off his shirt, with Steven and Randy joining in the strip tease with him.

Jacquelyn Dupree shows up with her uncle, who used to be Randy’s football coach. She sings I’ll Stand by You, and could well be a contender.

Brett Loewenstern considers himself a red apple in a pile of green apples. I didn’t expect that voice to come out of him after hearing his speaking voice, as the judges are impressed by his performance of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Gabriel Franks tells us he’s got a very strong voice and a wonderful personality. At least he’s modest. It’s immediately apparent that he will be entertaining, but it won’t be possible to take him seriously.

Alex Attardo went to Idol Camp, which I’m going to take his word is a real place. So do they have like a money back guarantee or something?

Jacee Badeaux sings Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. This lower age limit seems to be working out, as this is the second 15 year old who’s come on and showed he can compete.

Paris Tassin tells a story about how she got pregnant way too young and faced complications, at which time the doctors advised her not to go through with having the child. Disregarding this advice, she lucked out, with her daughter having hearing problems but nonetheless being healthy. She sings Temporary Home by Carrie Underwood. With looks, a sad story, and a strong voice, Paris should go far.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 1

Here we go, the first season without Simon Cowell. Seems the best they could do is Randy Jackson as the head judge, to be joined by Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez. Let’s just hope it doesn’t suck too bad. On a positive note, at least they didn’t invite Brad Womack on the show (sorry, ABC, I ain’t watching him again, and apparently 2 million people agree).

We start things off in New Jersey, of all places.

Rachel Zevita was cut in Hollywood day 1 during season 6. Shoulda stayed cut. Decent voice, but I can’t see it getting her any further. Nonetheless, J-Lo pretends to remember her. Three reluctant judges let her advance to the next round for one more shot.

Caleb Hawley has a strong voice and manages to show us what we can expect from Steven Tyler, a lot of weird noises.

The age range has been changed this year, which brings us the very first 15 year old, Kenzie Palmer. I don’t know that we necessarily need to go any younger on this show, but they’ll be hard pressed to find a much better singer. That said, Randy and Steven give her a hard time. They weren’t feeling it, but they’ll let her through anyway.

Achille Lovle has brought us a Madonna song all the way from the Ivory Coast. Bring it back. Jennifer feels bad dismissing this very bad singer.

Dance instructor Tiffany Rios has decided to come on this show rather than the hundred dance shows out there. She made up an original song for the auditions, a bad idea not helped by the glass shattering note she hits, but her voice gets her through it.

Robbie Rosen was in a wheelchair growing up. The problems he had eventually went away, so now he’s walking just fine. He sings Yesterday by The Beatles. He’s one to watch.

Boy Scout Chris Cordeiro is here to waste our time. Well, at least we get a PSA against texting while driving squeezed in there.

Michael Perotto has been singing for years and thinks people would tell him if he sucked. Oh, they’ll tell you that and more.

Ashley Sullivan is awkward, which she embraces. Her idol: Britney Spears. Didn’t she used to be a singer? The judges just smile and nod. After some embarrassing begging, Jennifer and Steven invite her to Hollywood. She looks forward to going somewhere more exotic than New Hampshire.

16 (and 3/4) year old Victoria Huggins has come from North Carolina. I half expect her to say the most important thing to her is world peace. The somewhat cartoony and overly sugary voice turns out to be decent when she’s singing.

Melinda Ademi has come with her war refugee family from Kosovo. Singing I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys, she rounds off day one on a positive note.

Devyn Rush is a singing waitress. People actually pay to see that? I even hate it when they make a big deal out of singing Happy Birthday. The judges are caught off guard by her voice, which they weren’t expecting to be good enough.

Yoji “Pop” Asano will be completely pointless. He has decided to sing Party in the USA, while dancing like Michael Jackson. Good thing the judges are entertained. Too bad I can’t share in their enthusiasm.

Brielle von Hugel shows up with a flower in her hair. I was thinking maybe she was from Hawaii like Jasmine Trias, but no, she’s from Staten Island. The judges think she has work to do, but she has potential.

The final contestant of the evening is Travis Orlando, who grew up in the Bronx. He sings Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles and I’m Yours by Jason Mraz. In spite of his nerves, he’ll be heading to Hollywood.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 2, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 3

With the on campus team winning immunity on The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 2, so nobody ended up going home.

First thing’s first. We get to meet the new trainers. There, was that so hard?

The female trainer is Cara Castranova. She has been boxing since she was 5 and starting competing at age 20, becoming ranked #2 (aren’t there only 2 people in the ring?). Her parents died at a relatively young age, which she attributes to making her stronger.

Brett Hoebel is the other new trainer. He views personal training as a science, and thinks that his pre-med training helps him in that respect. Having been overweight as a teen, he knows where these contestants are coming from.

Justin & Rulon blame certain people for last week’s loss, like Q, who has lost 17 pounds off his 400+ pound frame during the past 2 weeks. Oh, and they were also disappointed in Austin. Any other enemies you feel like making at this early stage?

Following the oh so secret challenge of last week, it’s looking like this time they will be able to get to compete against each other directly. Except they still won’t see each other. Team unknown pulls up in black vehicles with tinted windows, then they get on the opposite side of a divider. That said, one player from each group will meet with the other face to face, along with Curtis Stone. Those two winners will be able to compete for a 2 pound advantage. The pop challenge involves an egg and a frying pan. They’ll have to balance the egg as long as they can on the upside down frying pan.

This challenge lasts about 3 seconds on one side. The unknowns toss their eggs at the other side, leaving Deni as the winner for their team. Not being immune, the other team has to actually care. Courtney drops. Then Arthur. Jen and Don follow. Hannah will not be getting her date with Curtis Stone. Irene is out next. Jay and Don drop. Marci wins the challenge for team aqua.

Now it’s the unknowns turn to meet with Doc H. Q has 248 pounds of excess fat, and his internal age is 51, almost double his actual age of 27. Rulon is 40% fat, while Justin is 43% fat. Justin’s inner age is 59, an additional 20 years. Not having learned from the 8 people in his family that have had bypass surgery, Ken has degenerative blood disease and high blood pressure. His son Austin, meanwhile, has more excess hydrated fat and higher blood pressure than his dad. His inner age is 44, more than double his actual age of 20. Sarah has the highest body fat of anybody on the show, 58%. She has used her car accident as her excuse for why she didn’t move her body. Moses has a 49% risk of having a stroke in the next 5 years, and a 90% risk of being a full fledged diabetic. His uncles on his mom’s side all died in their 40s and 50s. They estimate he will die on April 23, 2025.

Jillian says that Dan and Don are not engaged, and she’s wondering how much they have really learned. Dan holds in his pain of losing his child, not wanting to discuss it with anyone else.

As the challenge winners, Deni and Marci get to meet Curtis Stone. Their challenge will be to tell him how many calories are in the food they prepare. They cook squash salad, kinwa, and halibut for the appetizer and the entree. There is 0 salt in this meal. After eating, they get to cook some dessert, poached pears with a bunch of flavoring such as cinnamon, vanilla, and orange juice. There is not any added sugar.

Marci offers to start, saying there were 480 calories. All Deni has to do now is go above or below, and she says 440. The actual calorie count was 572, giving the aqua team the 2 pound advantage.

The challenge is to haul water and dump it into someone else’s barrel. Once their barrel is full, they’re out. The drums, when filled with water, weigh over 100 pounds, and they will strap them around their waists. The winning team gets the only vote at this week’s elimination. Teammateless Irene will be competing by herself, with nothing to even the odds. Irene and Courtney target the blue team. Purple team follows suit, eliminating the blue team before they even have a chance to get up the hill. They have all made an arrangement to keep Irene in the game, so she wins the challenge.

This leads to a discussion of how Dan’s ready to go home, and he’s already thinking of a plan B. Would be nice to get through plan A first. He even offers to quit the game if he’s above the yellow line so he can let somebody else stay. Jillian could have taught him how to count calories in 5 minutes. She’d like the opportunity to do more than that. He says that, as a captain of a police department, he supervises life and death situations. What about his own?

The unknowns weighed in moments ago, and we get a very quick blur of that weigh in.

Ken: 344 pounds (-13, 3.64%)
Rulon: 415 pounds (-10, 2.35%)
Justin: 316 pounds (-10, 3.07%)
Kaylee: 209 pounds (-5, 2.34%)
Deni: 224 pounds (-9, 3.86%)
Sarah: 235 pounds (-8, 3.29%)
Larialmy: 275 pounds (-8, 2.83%)
Austin: 347 pounds (-15, 4.14%)
Q: 401 pounds (-19, 4.52%)
Moses: 376 pounds (-11, 2.84%)

For all their talk of how the other teams need to step it up, Justin & Rulon placed last.

Irene will decide who stays and who goes, unless she falls below the yellow line, in which case she will be eliminated. The Aqua team has a 2 pound advantage.

Courtney: 292 pounds (-6, 2.01%)
Marci: 211 pounds (-7, 3.21%)
Aqua Total: 503 pounds (-13, -2, 2.91%)

Irene: 224 pounds (-8, 3.45%)

Jen: 242 pounds (-8, 3.20%)
Jay: 350 pounds (-14, 3.85%)
Green Total: 592 pounds (-22, 3.58%)

Arthur: 459 pounds (-4, 0.86%)
Jesse: 269 pounds (-9, 3.24%)
Blue Total: 728 pounds (-13, 1.75%)

Olivia: 233 pounds (-6, 2.51%)
Hannah: 220 pounds (-6, 2.65%)
Purple Total: 453 pounds (-12, 2.58%)

Don: 289 pounds (+9, 3.21%)
Dan: 272 pounds (+9, 3.42%)
Black Total: 561 pounds (+18, 3.31%)

With Arthur sick and only able to get into the gym twice, I thought for sure the blue team was going to be below the yellow line. Then Dan & Don threw the weigh in. If you don’t want to be there, go ahead and leave. Shouldn’t have taken a spot someone else wanted. If nothing else, at least that’s the theory they are now utilizing, sacrificing one of their own so Jesse can stay. Bob and Jillian are offended and disappointed. Adding insult to insult, Dan & Don play dumb, as if this weight gain were accidental. If you’re going to gain weight, aim for a couple pounds. 9 pounds each is a little blatantly obvious.

Vote
Irene: Dan

With 1 vote, Dan is not The Biggest Loser. He considers his daughter to be more important than world class trainers. That’s why you make an effort on the ranch so that you can learn the tool you need to get and stay healthy. He is now down to 215 pounds from his starting weight of 287.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 4, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 2

We never did find out who the two new trainers are in The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 1, but 10 people gained immunity by picking them, while Ana became the first casualty of the voting room.

Alison walks in, and already they know something bad’s about to happen. She tells them that the other 5 teams lost more than these 6 did. Let the vagueness continue. With that, they are given a challenge: if they lose a higher percentage of weight loss, they will all have immunity. Additionally, the group that wins the weigh-in wins $10,000. Not to be left out, the unknown teams also get to participate in that challenge.

Bob sees Marci as someone who’s carrying around a lot of guilt, for letting her daughter get up to over 400 pounds. While Courtney tries to deflect the bullets from her mom, it’s fair to place at least part of the blame on the parents if a 22 year old has abused herself that much.

Arthur, who it would be fair to call a Twinkie away from a heart attack, is having a great workout, managing to run at 5 miles an hour on the treadmill.

Denise was teased by her father growing up, having been called Dumb Deni because her siblings got better grades. She’ll use that as her motivation.

Jillian blames Jay for making his daughter feel guilty and, therefore, unable to lose weight. She needs him to tell her he’s going to do it, with or without her help. I don’t get it. Just do it. Using your father as an excuse isn’t going to help you any.

The ranch contestants receive a gift from their opponents: two dozen donuts. They take them outside and crush them. Cops Dan & Don would like to see a little more originality. Although grabbing the donuts off the ground is tempting to Arthur, he is able to resist, even though the three second rule dictates he is allowed to partake.

Doc H’s first visit of the season is never good. Courtney’s inner age is 40, 18 years older than her chronological age. Want to know when Dan is going to die? March 29, 2020. The murder weapon: cigarettes, sugar, chocolate, and corn chips. This is a crime the brothers may want to consider solving. Arthur has 370 pounds of excess hydrated fat, even after losing 150 pounds. His inner age is 60, compared to his actual age of 34.

The unknowns send another package, which says “Play me.” It’s all about taunting them.

At the challenge, the ranch contestants have to beat the time set by the unknowns. They will have to get everyone from the beach across the canal using rafts to build a bridge. The unknowns completed the challenge in 38:23 a few hours before. The winning team will receive a 3 pound advantage. Alison allows them some time to strategize. Well, the good thing is they have plenty of strategies. The bad thing is they haven’t picked one. Nobody is emerging as a leader, and they can’t communicate with each other. A few people are standing on shore with their hands on their hips, apparently just waiting for the clock to finish ticking. They’re not even going to be able to make this remotely interesting. They don’t all get halfway across before time expires.

With Jillian sick, Bob’s left to deal with the contestants on his own. He thinks 3 pounds is a lot, although it can be overcome.

I was thinking we were gonna see the unknown trainers this week. Just shadowed out people who we can only see from the back and side. Maybe next week then.

Bob doesn’t like Alison’s use of the phrase that the unknowns destroyed them at the challenge. The problem with his objection is that her term is accurate. They fell apart fairly humiliatingly, not so much because they are the underdogs but more because they could not get their act together and work, well, together.

Rulon continued his losses, with 17 pounds lost this week. Moses lost 12 pounds, for a 2 week total of 53. In total, the 10 of them lost 79 pounds. The 3 pound advantage brings them to 82 pounds, for a total percentage of weight loss of 2.46%, a decent number for week 2, but not insurmountable. In order to beat that, the ranch team needs to lose more than 78 pounds, a little more than 7 pounds each. Arthur’s excited, saying that their goal was 140 pounds.

Irene: 232 pounds (-10, 4.13%)

Don: 280 pounds (-8, 2.78%)
Dan: 263 pounds (-5, 1.87%)
Black Total: 543 pounds (-13, 2.34%)

Olivia: 239 pounds (-6, 2.45%)
Hannah: 226 pounds (-6, 2.59%)
Purple Total: 465 pounds (-12, 2.52%)

Jennifer: 250 pounds (-8, 3.10%)
Jay: 364 pound (-10, 2.67%)
Green Total: 614 pounds (-18, 2.85%)

Courtney: 298 pounds (-10, 3.25%)
Marci: 218 pounds (-6, 2.68%)
Aqua Total: 516 pounds (-16, 3.01%)

Arthur: 463 pounds (-13, 2.73%)
Jesse: 278 pounds (-8, 2.80%)
Blue Total: 741 pounds (-21, 2.76%)

With 90 pounds lost, the on campus players have lost 2.81%, easily enough to beat the unknowns. They beat them by 11 pounds, which is the amount they lost by last week. Everybody is immune, and they’ve got $10k to split between themselves.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 3, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 1

As the final season (or so we assume) for Jillian Michaels, The Biggest Loser season 11 promises to be an interesting one.

Opera singer Olivia hopes to no longer be the fat lady singing. Moses, age 46, is worried that his family history is that people pass away around his age. Dan and Don are twin brothers. They are cops who won’t be chasing any fleeing suspects. Rulon was an Olympic gold medalist 10 years ago. At the time, he was close to 300 pounds but pretty solid. Now he’s just round. Courtney has already lost over 100 pounds but is still is just at the start of her journey.

Ken has 9 family members who have had bariatric surgery, which nonetheless has not served as reason enough to lose weight. Sarah lost another pregnancy two months ago due to her weight. Arthur is as big around as he is tall, still over 500 pounds with a BMI of about 75 in spite of 139 pounds of weight loss in the past year and a half. Don’s son refuses to see him, in fear of losing him anyway.

We start off with the first weigh in.

Ken: 377 pounds
Austin: 396 pounds
Brown Total: 773 Pounds

Courtney: 323 pounds
Marci: 238 pounds
Aqua Total (what’d you run out of colors?): 565 pounds

Ana: 255 pounds
Irene: 255 pounds
Orange Total: 510 pounds

Larialmy: 301 pounds
Q: 437 pounds
Red Total: 738 pounds

Sarah: 261 pounds
Deni: 256 pounds
Pink Total: 517 pounds

Arthur: 507 pounds
Jesse: 293 pounds
Blue Total: 800 pounds

Jennifer: 278 pounds
Jay: 400 pounds
Green Total: 678 pounds

Olivia: 261 pounds
Hannah: 248 pounds
Purple Total: 509 pounds

Kaylee: 233 pounds
Moses: 440 pounds
Grey Total: 673 pounds

Dan: 287 pounds
Don: 309 pounds
Black Total: 596 pounds

Justin: 365 pounds
Rulon: 474 pounds
Yellow Total: 839 pounds

They will not be working out tonight. Instead, they will compete in their first challenge. The challenge will determine who their trainers will be. But if they thought they were choosing between Bob and Jillian, they’d be wrong. They will choose either Bob and Jillian or two newbies.

The choice is clear. As experienced as these new trainers may be at training people, they have no clue what it’s like to be on the ranch, whereas Bob and Jillian have been doing this for 10 seasons (9 for Jillian), plus the time they spent in Australia training contestants there. So to make the contestants actually consider the alternative, an offer is put forward. Choose the new trainers, and you are immune for 4 weeks.

Each team has a manual treadmill. As a team, they have to run a 5k. The order in which they finish will determine the order in which they choose their trainers. 6 teams get Bob & Jillian, and the remaining 5 get the new trainers, who they still haven’t seen yet.

Yellow team reaches 1 kilometer. Grey team is behind them, followed by aqua. Yellow retains the lead through 2k, and their size does not appear to be slowing them down. Grey and aqua remain behind them. Yellow is the first to 3k, with grey and aqua still in second and third. Yellow is the first to hit 4 as well. Yellow team ends up winning the challenge in 40 minutes, which will guarantee them at least 1 week of immunity. Grey team places second. Aqua takes third. Green places fourth. Brown team finishes fifth, making them the last team guaranteed to have a choice. Purple team finishes sixth, so they are the last team guaranteed to have the choice of Bob & Jillian. Pink, red, orange, blue, and black round out the standings.

Bob & Jillian: Courtney & Marci, Jennifer & Jay, Olivia & Hannah, Ana & Irene, Arthur & Jesse, Dan & Don
Unknowns + 4 weeks immunity: Justin & Rulon, Kaylee & Moses, Ken & Austin, Sarah & Deni, Larialmy & Q

With 5 of 8 teams choosing the unknowns, that leaves orange, blue, and black teams with Bob & Jillian.

Bob asks the question. Where is everyone? Oh, by the way…

Both Bob and Jillian seem to think passing up immunity was a mistake. There’s a simple reality here. Depending on how/whether they opt to shake things up, 4 of the 12 people there are going home over the next 4 weeks, which could further be a disadvantage for whoever does survive.

Jillian starts off the workout saying she’s not going to yell. That’ll last.

Bob thinks Courtney’s a machine who could go all the way.

Now it’s time to end the mystery, sort of, as we head to the unknown trainers’ camp at Biggest Loser Fitness Resort at Fitness Ridge in Malibu. One of the new trainers has a pre-med and science background, which he considers beneficial because training is a science. The female trainer is a boxer, who won the Golden Gloves twice. As to what their names are, well, that’ll have to wait.

Arthur collapses, complaining about not being able to move his leg yada yada. He’ll get no sympathy from Bob & Jillian. He needs something for his leg? No problem. Here’s a treadmill.

The contestants at camp unknown weighed in first. Rulon & Justin lost 59 pounds. Moses lost 41 pounds, a new one week record. How do those on the ranch stack up?

Courtney: 308 pounds (-15, 4.64%)
Marci: 224 pounds (-14, 5.88%)
Aqua Total: 532 pounds (-29, 5.17%)

Arthur: 476 pounds (-31, 6.11%)
Jesse: 286 pounds (-7, 2.39%)
Blue Total: 762 pounds (-38, 4.75%)

Jennifer: 258 pounds (-20, 7.19%)
Jay: 374 pounds (-26, 6.50%)
Green Total: 632 pounds (-46, 6.78%)

Olivia: 245 pounds (-16, 6.13%)
Hannah: 232 pounds (-16, 6.45%)
Purple Total: 477 pounds (-32, 6.29%)

Ana: 246 pounds (-9, 3.53%)
Irene: 242 pounds (-13, 5.10%)
Orange Total: 488 pounds (-22, 4.31%)

Don: 288 pounds (-21, 6.80%)
Dan: 268 pounds (-19, 6.62%)
Black Total: 556 pounds (-40, 6.71%)

That puts Ana & Irene below the yellow line, and the rest of the teams have 1 hour to decide which of them to send home. Ana wants her daughter to stay, but Irene thinks her mom has greater health needs for being there.

Votes
Courtney & Marci: Ana
Jennifer & Jay: Ana
Olivia & Hannah: Irene
Arthur & Jesse: Ana

With 3 votes, Ana is not The Biggest Loser. From her starting weight of 255 pounds, Ana has dropped to 205 pounds.

Perhaps next week we’ll see the new trainers for more than 2 minutes.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 2, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

The Apprentice UK Series 6 Winner

Following the interviews with some very rude people (hopefully these people are just putting on a show and aren’t actually like this in real life), three people were sent packing, bringing us down to the final two. As the last person in Britain to realize that Stuart Baggs the brand (TM) should have been fired weeks ago and that Liz should still be on the show, Lord Sugar finally gave up on Stuart after deciding he was a liar, although I thought the reasoning for getting rid of him was rather arbitrary (surely there were other reasons, as presented throughout the season). Joanna Riley then met the end of the road due to her lack of business experience. I felt they were hard on her. To be fair, she was even harder on herself. Lastly, Jamie Lester, who I had assumed was going to be in the running, was eliminated. Not sure why.

That brings us down to a battle between Chris Bates and Stella English, banker vs. banker’s assistant, neither seemingly a good fit for Sugar’s organizations. Between the two, however, the panel has us to believe they have the most distaste for Stella’s corporate background and lack of personality (not that Chris’ somewhat monotone personality has shined either, although him telling Stuart to F off was awesome).

They will be getting some assistance, in the form of eight returning contestants. Stella calls tails. It’s heads, so Chris picks first.

Chris: Jamie, Liz, Alex, Shibby
Stella: Joanna, Chris F, Melissa, Paloma

Their final task is to create a premium alcoholic drink. They will make the drink, design the bottle, and create an ad campaign. The spirit-based drink is intended for over 25s and must retail for £20, not exactly giving them a great deal of flexibility.

Stella’s team is looking at doing a bourbon drink. Nick is worried about this, having the same initial concern Stella raised: will this drink actually appeal to women? The focus group raises the same point. Their decision to overcome this is to add honey and spice. A lot of spice.

Chris and his team will be going with rum with some fruit flavor, such as pomegranate.

Stella stumbles upon a quite good name, Urboun, a bourbon blend for the urban generation. If only bourbon were spelled bourboun. Maybe it is in the UK for all I know. Check and color both have mysterious u’s added to them.

Running with his concept of threes, with his three flavored drink, Chris has come up with both a name and bottle shape, Prism. Certainly different. Meanwhile, Liz and Shibby are creating the product. In spite of Chris’ directive to not get too aggressive with the color, Liz wants to make it pink, which comes with a warning from the person they’re working with that it’s feminine. Afterward, Chris asks for confirmation that the color is clear. No, it’s not.

Having looked up how to spell bourbon, Stella has changed her brand name to Urbon.

Before they can shoot their commercials, they must first get approval from the stupidly strict industry authorities for advertising alcohol. Stella is warned to keep the drinking moderate, no shots and no large bottles. Chris is warned not to imply that the drink has an impact on a guy’s ability to be successful on a date. He also cannot use lips, eyebrows, eyes, or any other body part in a sexual way, and the clothing must be something that the “older generation” (aka people over age 25) would wear.

Since everything he wanted to do was shot down by the ad people, Chris has decided to shoot an ad featuring three friends, rather than two people dating. The problem now is that he hasn’t left himself much time to work, but they finish the commercial just in time. Not that it’s a very good commercial.

The final step of the task is to launch their brands with a pitch to people in the industry.

Speaking of the pitch, Stella’s struggling to come up with anything, with only about 10% of her presentation ready. Chris, however, already has his pitch ready. Now he just needs to work on his presentation skills, which history has shown us are passable but not impressive. Jamie wants Chris to show a bit of personality, to avoid the monotone criticism of presentations past. It seems to work, although Chris’ tone is what it is, so there’s not much they can do to work around it. In the end, both presentations appear to go off without a hitch.

So then Lord Sugar asks for feedback from those who are sitting at his table. Stella’s drink receives criticism for being pungent and overspiced. For the other team, the drawback is the color, pink. In each case, he can’t understand why people other than the project managers were doing the formulating of the products, one of the key components in the task.

As always, each of the teams support their leader for the job. The only exception is Alex, who suggests hiring both of them.

Returning to the feedback, we start with Chris. His advert was not very good, but the 3 thing was good. The bottle is quite clever, whereas Stella’s looks like vinegar. That said, her brand name is very clever.

With all that said and done, it’s now time for the final decision. The Apprentice UK Series 6 winner is Stella English.

While the US version has been flailing about for quite some time, only still around because of the D-list celebrity twist, The Apprentice UK continues to be one of the top rated shows. It will be returning next season for series 7, with the change being that Sugar will give the winner £250,000 toward a new business venture of their choosing, which they will then own 50/50. Seeing as only one winner remains with the company (last year’s winner), this probably makes more sense.