The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 3

Lisa Rinna seemed to be out of her depth in The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 2, and the bitches she was surrounded by took advantage of that, leading to her firing.

The men’s win seems to have escaped them already, so Meat Loaf and Gary Busey exchange words before the ladies come back out of the boardroom.

Star tells the women they’re on their own next time. At least now they’ll get the font right. NeNe doesn’t buy it. Star will be back again trying to take over because that’s who she is.

The task is to create an outdoor camping experience to display Camping World’s products and RVs. They will be judged on brand messaging, originality, and overall presentation.

Niki Taylor will be the project manager for the women. Gary Busey will be the project manager for the men (good luck).

The teams will have to negotiate for which campers they want. The men like the one that looks like a tour bus, while the women like the one that looks like it’s for families, so this negotiation process is simple.

After they get done talking, now it’s time for Jose to voice his opinion. He’s not too sure about their choice. A little late for that.

For somebody who was no longer interested in being in control, Star doesn’t waste any time taking over the conversation when they meet the executive from Camping World. Everybody else would love to say something, but they’re not having much luck.

Gary and Lil Jon are already not getting along. Richard Hatch has his seat belt on, expecting a bumpy ride. Meat Loaf is confused where they’re heading.

The women have a theme picked out, a 21st century camping experience. How that differs from a 20th century camping experience I don’t know. They arrive at the Camping World store before the guys, and it’s first come, first served. As the other women run around like crazy at the store, Dionne takes her time slowly roaming around and not doing much.

John Rich comes up with an idea to create a Camping World song. Jose wants to be on record that he’s against that, too. It’s too hickish. This leads to a debate with Richard Hatch, who wants to use something other than country, for fear that its audience is perceived as less educated.

By the time the men finally arrive at the store, the women have a huge stack of supplies already outside. They have so much stuff that they start to become overwhelmed. The men, who arrived long after the women, also depart before them.

The guys decide the need trees to make it look more campy. Mark McGrath gets some trees. He informs Gary of this, telling him to set aside a few hundred bucks. Richard gets some trees, too. Gary gives him the okay as well. Mark agrees to cancel his order, at which time Gary denies knowledge of it. When Mark goes to cancel, he finds out he won’t be charged anything. I’d think they should now just cancel Hatch’s order and spend the $900 on something else, but they appear to be ready to just take both.

Star is not happy that she’s been left behind without much instruction, so she takes this as an opportunity to take control again..

Meanwhile, models Hope and Niki go off to the graphics designer. Their first order of business is to figure out what century it is.

Ivanka arrives on the boys’ RV to find Jose just sitting around. She’ll have trouble getting more than a few words out of him, certainly not anything positive.

The men still don’t have a theme. Gary is unconcerned, just sitting around and relaxing with Jose.

At 6:30, Star calls Niki to say she doesn’t know what the experience is going to be. Niki finds this amusing, responding “We’re camping.” She says they should go to Home Depot for some greenery, which Star calls “very complicated.” When she gets back, Niki sends Dionne and La Toya to Home Depot, but they want to go to Bed Bath & Beyond first.

Mark McGrath is convinced his team has lost. While he panics in the RV, Gary and Jose play catch outside, so Mark takes a video, hoping Trump won’t be so enamored with Gary’s 1979 Academy Award nomination when he sees this. When they return from the printers, John Rich and Meat Loaf don’t think anything has been done. As they carry stuff around, Jose just stays put in his chair.

Unsurprisingly, Dionne and La Toya did not end up going to Home Depot last night, so the women have settled on ballons instead of trees. On the other hand, the men have plenty of greenery, allowing Mark to think that maybe this might not be such a slaughter after all.

When Don Jr. arrives, Niki refuses to say anybody is an issue. Adding to that, she says that, if they don’t win, it’s probably her fault. Marlee’s not quite as shy, and she still doesn’t like Dionne.

While she’s giving her tour, Niki still doesn’t know what century it is.

Hope starts off the tour and shows some people around. From there, they don’t know where to go. Dionne doesn’t like that Hope is stepping on her toes, and she should be outside, rather than in Dionne’s camper. Niki doesn’t want any part of Dionne’s tirade, but Star is okay if she continues.

The Camping World exec seems to be enjoying himself watching the guys in action. Then he asks Meat Loaf what’s behind that big banner he hung up. Turns out it was a TV they never noticed.

Unlike the men, who had prominently, if perhaps inappropriately, placed banners, the women placed their signs on the outskirts where they were not really noticeable.

The exec liked that the women had a high level of knowledge. La Toya could get a job as a salesperson for the company. The lack of branding, however, was a problem. For the men, John Rich did a good job with music, Jose was playing catch with fans, their landscaping was good, and they had a lot of signage. However, they neglected the inside, which looked it was decorated by men.

Niki does not want to pick a favorite. She’s not sure they won, though.

Hope thinks she was a good project manager, and everyone got along. Even Star was happy with how well they worked together.

Needless to say, Dionne is the sour apple of the bunch. Marlee thinks Dionne works when she’s given a task, but doesn’t go beyond what she’s asked.

Richard does not think Gary was a good leader. John was disappointed. Meat Loaf thought he was good, in situations. Mark says the team was strong enough to overcome his inadequacies. Lil Jon thought they lacked direction, and it was a train wreck.

Gary feels he’s being ganged up on by a group of people within his team, who may have an alliance. He believes Lil Jon is the weak link because he was difficult to communicate with.

On an unrelated note, Marlee noticed that Gary had trouble hearing, so she set him up with a doctor, who made him a hearing aid. Turns out he’s been legally deaf for 22 years.

Ivanka points out Jose’s lack of energy. He claims it was just a 5 minute break.

Having heard positive things about John’s performance, Trump asks him to sing his theme song in the boardroom.

In spite of the men having dug apart their project manager and having another airtight scapegoat in Jose, they have won the task. Gary will receive $20,000 from Trump plus $20,000 from Camping World for his charity the Center for Head Injury Services, which he supports since he had a traumatic injury in 1988 after he was thrown off his motorcycle without a helmet.

The men may have won, but they are already bickering before they even get back to the suite.

Niki accepts responsibility for her team’s loss. She refuses to blame anybody else. You don’t have to fire her because she quits, in spite of the fact that she’s one of the stronger people on her team.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 4, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

The Amazing Race 18 Episode 5

Nobody was eliminated in The Amazing Race 18 Episode 4, and as such Kent & Vyxsin were unable to be put out of their misery just yet.

Returning to where we left off, Kent & Vyxsin have just realized that their fanny pack containing their passports, without which they cannot proceed, is missing. Somebody turned the pack in, so they are now free to begin racing again, still behind the rest of the pack.

In spite of all the drama, including a 1 week cliffhanger, all teams are now together. The earliest (and only) train departs at 7PM, and everybody will be on that. However, because they “chose” to take an alternate flight (chose meaning had no other choice because they were too incompetent to get to the airport in time), they will incur a 30 minute penalty at the next pit stop. They plan to not tell anybody about this penalty, but it would not be hard to guess. For that matter, Ron & Christina should be getting one, too, since they didn’t take a bus as instructed.

Once in Kunming, teams head for their first clue, which tells them they must travel by taxi to the Golden Horse and Jade Cock Memorial Archways (aka The Golden Arches, not to be confused with McDonald’s). Jet & Cord end up taking somebody’s taxi, which we later find out was the Globetrotters.

Zev & Justin aren’t even trying to keep it a secret that they’re following Ron & Christina.

The detour is a choice between honor the past and embrace the future. In honor the past, they must watch a traditional Tibetan performance, testing their powers of perception and memory, placing a set of 15 dolls in the order in which the characters appeared on stage. In embrace the future, teams must offload a complete solar water heating system, carry it to the roof of a building, and properly install it.

Honor the past: Ron & Christina, Zev & Justin, Kisha & Jen, Gary & Mallory
Embrace the future: Margie & Luke, Flight Time & Big Easy, Jaime & Cara, Kent & Vyxsin, Jet & Cord

Zev & Justin are wrong on their first guess. Ron & Christina are as well. Zev & Justin, however, are correct on their second guess, and it would seem that they have picked a fairly simple task. Kisha & Jen finish behind them. Both teams just wait for Ron & Christina to finish, since they know where they’re going. Although the other task does not seem particularly difficult either, it will be more physically demanding.

The Chinese Minority Heritage Center is their next stop, and they must locate it based on a photo. A double U-turn is ahead. Zev & Justin and Kisha & Jen find out that following somebody who speaks the language does not necessarily guarantee success, seeing as all three teams have now gone to the wrong place.

Margie & Luke decide not to U-turn. Jet & Cord make the same decision. Kent and Jaime arrive at the U-turn mat at the same time. Pretending he’s going to make an alternate decision and ignoring the advice of the three women behind him, Kent decides to U-turn Jaime & Cara, rather than the Globetrotters. This just seems to be U-turning for the sake of U-turning, and should not have much impact other than to bump the girls down a couple spots. Jaime & Cara decide to U-turn the Globetrotters before heading off to do the other detour. The Globetrotters are currently in last place, so this additional task will only add to that.

Zev & Justin have opted to break away from Ron & Christina, so now they are lost, with Gary & Mallory blindly following them.

The next stop is the Stone Forest. The road block is to put together a life size dinosaur based on a diagram. They must make sure it is built safely to avoid being rejected.

Road block (in order of arrival): Kisha, Christina, Margie, Kent, Jet, Big Easy, Jaime, Justin, Gary

Upon arriving at the road block, Vixsyin admits they have a penalty. They just “fudged around the truth” when they told their story about not knowing whether they were going to get a penalty.

Realizing they are in last place, Gary & Mallory use their express pass, which advances them to first place. However, since their cab has left, Jet & Cord are able to overtake them.

Slowly but surely the teams start to finish. Kent & Vyxsin are in the middle of the pack and seem like they will be okay. Then Flight Time & Big Easy try to see how obnoxiously loud they can celebrate not coming in last.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is Green Lake Park in Kunming.

First: Jet & Cord (win $5,000 each)
Second: Gary & Mallory
Third: Margie & Luke
Fourth: Kisha & Jen
Fifth: Kent & Vyxsin
Sixth: Flight Time & Big Easy
Seventh: Ron & Christina
Eighth: Zev & Justin
Eliminated: Jaime & Cara

Whatever happened the rest of the leg or last week for that matter doesn’t matter. It all comes down to Jaime’s struggles on the road block. While I don’t care for Jaime & Cara, Kent & Vyxsin shouldn’t be in this race any more.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 18 Episode 6, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 19

The top 12 performed in American Idol Season 10 Episode 18. Tonight one will be sent home.

There are a few choices tonight. Naima barely made it into the competition, got a pass last week, and then this week got called out for what she got passed on last week. Casey failed to understand the concept that taking a risk should require thought, not just singing something random and hoping it sticks (it didn’t). Lucky for him, he’s got a following already built. I still don’t get Paul, but I counted him out the last two weeks, in which he’s been untouched. I get the sense he’s got a couple more weeks in him by way of the Worsters. I wasn’t sure whether Haley’s performance was serious last night or not.

Casey Abrams, Jacob Lusk, and Lauren Alaina are first. Lauren was improved but in the bottom three last week, while Casey’s problem is he took a risk that did not pay off. Jacob is safe regardless. Lauren will also be returning to safety. Casey is also safe.

Haley Reinhart and Paul McDonald are next. Both of them could easily be in the bottom three (for Haley, it would be a return visit). Paul is safe. Haley is in the bottom three.

Scotty McCreery, James Durbin, and Pia Toscano are the next group. I don’t see any of them being in danger. Scotty is safe. Pia is safe. James is safe.

Stefano Langone and Naima Adedapo are next. Unlike the other two, Stefano’s really made the most of his second chance. Stefano is safe. Naima is in the bottom three.

Karen Rodriguez and Thia Megia are the final pair. With Karen having been in the bottom three last time, I think we can see where this is going. Thia is safe. Karen is in the bottom three.

As Haley and Karen are once again in the bottom three, they are joined by Naima. Naima is the first person to return to safety. Haley is also safe. That means Karen has been eliminated. Did not see that coming even a little. Of the three, I’d say she’s the only one with any chance of being saved by the judges, however slim. Since she keeps ending up in the bottom, though, it would be merely delaying the inevitable. The judges are not unanimous in their decision to not use the save.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 20, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 18

Ashton Jones was eliminated in American Idol Season 10 Episode 17, surviving just one week after her wild card nomination. The remaining 12 contestants will perform themes from the years they were born.

Naima Adedapo
Song: What’s Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner
Steven: Sorcerer’s grasp for melody.
Jennifer: Gave you a pass on the pitchiness last week… but starting to see that you are consistently pitchy.
Randy: Always under the pitch. Vocals were a mess.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-01

Paul McDonald
Song: I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues by Elton John
Jennifer: Struggling up there. So much soul and star quality that you overcame that.
Randy: Some very pitchy notes. You make whatever you sing your own.
Steven: Very distinctive voice.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-02

Thia Megia
Song: Colors of the Wind by Vanessa Williams
Randy: Okay vocals. Very boring.
Steven: Beautiful voice, but is that song who you are?
Jennifer: A little safe. Feels like your vibrato needs a little work.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-03

James Durbin
Song: I’ll Be There for You by Bon Jovi
Steven: Made Desmond Child proud with that.
Jennifer: Brings me so much joy.
Randy: Always figure out how to make it your own. Very tastefully done.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-04

Haley Reinhart
Song: I’m Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston
Jennifer: A little tense.
Randy: Confused. Not sure who you are. Vocals were okay.
Steven: Want to hear more blues.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-05

Stefano Langone
Song: If You Don’t Know Me by Now by Simply Red
Randy: Best performance of the night so far. Highest degree of difficulty and slayed it.
Steven: Beautiful phrasing.
Jennifer: Perfect song for you. You could take this thing.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-06

Pia Toscano
Song: Where Do Broken Hearts Go by Whitney Houston
Steven: You are why this show is called American Idol.
Jennifer: So glad to hear you do something up tempo. Perfect for you.
Randy: Pia is in the competition to win it.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-07

Scotty McCreery
Song: Can I Trust You with My Heart by Travis Tritt
Jennifer: Pushed it out there a little bit more at the end.
Randy: Love seeing you take chances, and I know Travis Tritt in case anybody wanted to know.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-08

Karen Rodriguez
Song: Love Will Lead You Back by Taylor Dayne
Randy: Started a little rough. Definitely better than last week.
Steven: Love when you break into your ethnic whatitisness.
Jennifer: Could tell you were a little bit scared but attacked it.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-09

Casey Abrams
Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Steven: Crazy and talented, the perfect match.
Jennifer: Parts of it were a little screamy.
Randy: Not your best, but you’re fearless.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-10

Lauren Alaina
Song: I’m The Only One by Melissa Etheridge
Jennifer: Took it and made it your own. Very, very good job.
Randy: Very nice.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-11

Jacob Lusk
Song: Alone by Heart
Randy: Very, very nice performance. Loved the tenderness at the end the most.
Steven: Gospel had a baby, and they named it Jacob Lusk.
Jennifer: Give yourself completely.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 19, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 5

Having sealed her fate at the very beginning, Kristina was not surprised when she met the end of her road in Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 4.

Steve says there’s hope to bring Krista and Stephanie in. He wants to prove they’re a solid family. Oh. That would be different. Julie, however, considers them to be just non-threatening pawns.

Krista and Stephanie randomly draw to be able to go to the duel. Stephanie wants to send a message that they’re Russell’s girls and ready to flip. Boston Rob and Grant come from Ometepe.

Matt and Kristina will square off in the duel. The challenge is simply to put together a cubed puzzle. Matt’s very close but wrong and has to start over completely. Not content with merely focusing on the task at hand, Matt would like to know from Rob why he voted him out. Rob’s response: it doesn’t take one person to vote someone out. In the end, Matt wins his third duel in a row to stay alive.

Following the duel, Matt says he’s ready to rejoin his tribe. Stephanie, however, says she is not so ready to stick with her tribe. The girls think yellow might look good on them.

Phillip says he’s frustrated that he can’t make an impression on these women. Oh, he’s made an impression alright. He compares them to the crabs he’s trying to catch, which run away right when they see him. His only slight hope is Andrea, so he proposes an alliance with her.

Andrea’s an outcast who would rather get rid of Natalie and Ashley, no matter how much she and the other girls pretend they get along.

A caller will guide blindfolded teammates through a maze to collect bags of puzzle pieces. Once they have collected all four, the caller will use those pieces to solve a word phrase. In addition to immunity, they are playing for coffee and pastries. Steve and Julie sit out for Zapatera. Stephanie is the caller for her tribe, and David ain’t happy about it. It goes without saying Rob will be the caller for his tribe. Ometepe is the first to deliver a bag to their table, but Zapatera has three in hand by this point. Sarita and Krista deliver the first two bags for Zapatera. Mike brings their third. Ashley has Ometepe’s second bag. Grant returns his second bag to make it three each. Stephanie mostly just wants Ralph to shut up and move to his left (his other left).

Grant has the final puzzle piece for Ometepe, allowing Rob to start the puzzle first. Too bad he just dropped a piece. Surely he’s seen enough episodes of Survivor to know to be more careful than that. Eventually, he spots it, but he’s lost some ground, as Stephanie was quick to open her bags. As they work, Steve takes the opportunity to mock Stephanie and wish David were doing the puzzle instead. Ralph agrees. Ometepe wins reward and immunity. They can make Stephanie the scapegoat all they want, but Boston Rob’s tough to beat when it comes to puzzles. Regardless, they lagged behind and gave him an advantage.

As we know by now, there’s a clue in the reward. Grant and Rob spot it in the coffee. They create a diversion to sneak away with it. Rob’s plan is to keep that clue to himself and switch it out with the first largely useless clue he got previously, which he then shares with Grant, who gave him the clue they just found.

Sarita says she made the choice she did because she didn’t like the idea of David under pressure. Proving her point, he turns this into a confrontation. His profession: lawyer. He’s under the impression now that he’s in a courtroom apparently. In his court, he will be doing every puzzle they ever come across again, and nobody will tell him otherwise.

In spite of all this drama, Stephanie and Krista are the two targets, and they have decided that there’s no hope of scrambling.

Stephanie would rather get rid of Steve because he’s useless around camp. Sarita would rather get rid of David because he’s a lawyer.

Sarita disagrees that they haven’t been playing the game. She says they played it so hard that they got rid of Russell. A result of throwing a challenge and banding together like lemmings.

At tribal council, Krista calls out the pairs, saying everybody has joined up with one other person… except David.

Mike claims they have strategized. They have?

Votes
Steve
Steve
Krista
Krista (aka Krasta)
Krista
Krista
Krista

With 5 votes, Krista has been voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 6, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 11

Following the black team’s trip to the elimination room in The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 10, former red team member Sarah was eliminated. Probably should have tried her luck with the red team then.

This week, there is only one team, the blue team. Last week, they lost 64 pounds. If they can beat that this week, everybody will stay for at least one more week.

Now we pay another visit to Dr. H. Courtney’s body fat percentage is 35%. He tries to paint this as a positive, since it puts her in line with the average American woman. That said, this is not so much a testament to her (in spite of her effort thus far) but more a wake up call to the average American, considering morbidly obese and average are the same thing. Her mom’s body fat percentage is 23%. Moses is no longer going to die in 2025, and he’s added 19 years to his life. He promises to share what he’s learned with his community. Rulon has dropped from 62 inches down to 48.

At the pop challenge, they will be split into teams of two, one from the red team and one from the black team. Curtis Stone, who I see on my TV every other night (for which I’m sure Donald Trump would be more than happy to take credit), is joined by Lorena Garcia to judge the challenge. Their dishes will be cooked within 30 minutes and will be judged on originality, calories, and taste. The winning team will get The Biggest Loser meal plan from the time they leave the ranch right up until the finale.

Jennifer & Kaylee: turkey tostada, 350 calories
Olivia & Moses: baked cod, 170 calories
Justin & Irene: steak and cauliflower mash, 330 calories
Hannah & Ken: steak and salad, 230 calories; chocolate shake, 75 calories
Rulon & Marci: cod with cajun seasonings, 200 calories
Austin & Courtney: chocolate strawberry tortilla, 170 calories; chocolate almond shake, 75 calories

The top two teams were Kaylee & Jen and Olivia & Moses, with Olivia & Moses taking home the prize. Their entree was the lowest calories of the bunch and tasted really good.

Switching things up for this one week in which everybody’s on the same team, Bob & Jillian take the guys, while Brett & Cara take the girls.

Bob’s been looking forward to getting his hands on Olympic athlete Rulon. He’s there because he wants to have a family with his wife and not be dead in a few years.

Hannah hopes for redemption, feeling she now has the desire for a second chance at life.

Jillian wants to know why she can stop Austin from moving on the treadmill, all 115 pounds of her. For the first time, he’s doing something for himself, and she wants him to prove it to her.

Alison greets them for another challenge. This challenge will lead them underground for a series of trivia questions, once again split into teams of two. They will be pulling rope and digging their way through the questions. With each passing question, two new people will join to assist those already pulling. If the team completes the challenge in less than an hour and a half, they will get a 5 pound advantage. If it takes longer than that, they will get a 5 pound disadvantage.

How much weight was lost week 1? Rulon & Marci guess 481 pounds. Incorrect. The correct answer is 418 pounds. After 20 minutes, they finally get past the first question.

Who weighed the most when the season started? Don, not Dan. Hannah & Ken are correct. Hannah hears a pop in her hand, thinking perhaps she broke a finger, so Justin will get in there for her. They move on at just over 1 hour.

To date, The Biggest Loser US cast has lost more than 12 tons. True. The next question takes just 7 minutes to dig up.

How much did Arthur say he weighed at his heaviest? Courtney knows the answer to this, 646 pounds, feeling she has a connection with him since they both lost a lot of weight before coming to the ranch. They get through this question with about 12 minutes left, at which time everybody is in the game and must pull their way to the finish line, right back where they started.

In a close finish with just six seconds to spare, they win the challenge to gain a 5 pound advantage.

With this challenge win, they all have one common goal at the weigh in, to lose more than 59 pounds, which works out to an average of 5 pounds each. If they fail to meet that goal, two people will fall below the yellow line, and they will have to vote one of them off.

Jen: 191 pounds (-5, 2.55%)
Hannah: 176 pounds (-4, 2.22%)
Olivia: 185 pounds (-3, 1.60%)
Justin: 249 pounds (-5, 1.97%)
Rulon: 335 pounds (-7, 2.05%)
Ken: 270 pounds (-7, 2.53%)
Austin: 275 pounds (-8, 2.83%)
Courtney: 237 pounds (-4, 1.66%)
Irene: 178 pounds (-2, 1.11%)
Moses: 303 pounds (-6, 1.94%)
Marci: 162 pounds (no change)
Kaylee: 176 pounds (+2, 1.15%)

As a team, they fell short of their 60 pound weight loss goal by 11 pounds. The two people who failed to lose weight this week fall below the yellow line, so it’s a choice between Marci or Kaylee, one person from the red team and one person from the black team. Marci volunteers to fall on the sword. I have a problem with this offer, as I have had with each time the parents on the black team have made a similar offer. By sending herself home, Marci would be giving the red team the 6-5 advantage. Yeah, it’s all one big happy family, yada, yada, yada, but after this week, the numbers are back to mattering again.

Votes
Courtney: Kaylee
Moses: Marci
Jen: Kaylee
Hannah: Marci
Olivia: Marci
Irene: Marci
Rulon: Marci
Justin: Marci

With 6 votes, Marci is not The Biggest Loser. She reached her goal weight on the ranch and hopes to maintain it.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 12, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

Ashley Hebert Is The Bachelorette 7

Ashley Hebert finished third in the most recent season of The Bachelor, having been passed over by Brad for Chantal and Emily. In the next season of The Bachelorette, she will be the one doing the choosing.

The Bachelorette Season 7 will premiere at 9/8c on Monday May 23 on ABC and then move to its regularly scheduled time of 8/7c the following week.

ABC Bio
Age: 26

Occupation: Dentist

Hometown: Madawaska, ME

If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you bring and why?
Phone – to connect with family/friends and listen to music
Toothbrush/paste – can’t stand a dirty feeling mouth
Sunscreen – stay young!

Do you speak any other languages other than English?
No. Understand French

Tattoo Count: 1
Location: Inner right wrist

Do you consider yourself a romantic and why?
Yes! I watch all the movies, think about ideal romantic dates and am very hopeful for extreme romance to enter my life.

The Bachelor 15 Winner

After it was announced that Brad Womack would be The Bachelor again, I opted to not bother watching the show. (Is the pool of choices really that shallow, ABC?) Having wasted the last season Brad was on, it seemed even more pointless to bother watching than usual. Sure, each The Bachelor couple always breaks up within a few months, but at least they make an effort, rather than dumping everybody and saying there’s no point in even bothering trying to date. A couple million people agreed with me, putting an end to the show’s record ratings, but the viewership was still respectable.

Not wanting to become the most hated man in America (again), this time Brad was bound and gagged to choose someone.

In the end, The Bachelor 15 winner was 24 year old (Brad is 38) hospital event planner Emily Maynard. Brad opted for her over 28 year old executive assistant Chantal O’Brien.

Although they are back together for now, Brad and Emily have already broken up, and they are not going to get married nor move in together any time soon. The clock is ticking. This will be the shortest lived relationship in the show’s history (Jason “Sorry I proposed to you, but I thought you were the other girl” Mesnick’s season notwithstanding), which in itself is saying something.

The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and even Bachelor Pad will be returning over the course of the next year on ABC.