The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 4

After losing as project manager in The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 3, Niki Taylor pretty much threw in the towel, refusing to blame anybody else, in spite of having the support of her team (Dionne Warwick notwithstanding).

Gary Busey is convinced he’s a good leader, no matter what his team thinks. He believes his win vindicates his claims, in spite of the fact that he still doesn’t know what the task was about.

The task is to create a 30 second commercial for ACN’s videophone. 450 representatives will vote based on creativity and originality, company brand messaging, and integration of the videophone.

NeNe Leakes will be the project manager for the women; Lil John will be the project manager for the men.

Dionne’s concept is to be the star of the video, and she will be communicating with an engineer elsewhere about her studio performance. After meeting with the execs, that concept that everybody loved is now dead because it lacks emotion.

Jose wants to know from the executives whether they can communicate with aliens. Apparently, there are people on his planet he’s missing. Instead, they will be going with someone calling their grandson, who’s getting hitched to a guy. Jose’s fine with playing the gay guy. John Rich isn’t onboard with this non-traditional relationship. He justifies what seems like homophobia by saying the potential market is too small.

The women have a deaf person on their team, in case you weren’t bashed over the head with that fact yet. So they will be doing a commercial in which one of the people is deaf.

Hope is not comfortable with making the presentation because she doesn’t think she’s strong enough with Powerpoint. So what does she want to do? Go get props. Meanwhile, La Toya will be there to fill space because she can’t see. It seems LASIK does that to you. So her job is to keep time.

Gary will play the grandfather in the commercial. He’s an actor, so we’re told. Now their task is to minimize his ability to distract everybody around him.

Having returned from the prop house, Dionne doesn’t want anybody giving her any input into how to arrange furniture.

The men have decided not to tell Ivanka what they’re doing.

As the women head over to the editor, NeNe wants everybody there, even though she plans to just utilize herself and Marlee. Dionne opts to leave and go to bed. Her excuse is that she’s old. Somehow, although he’s disappointed with Dionne for doing this, Don Jr. partially blames NeNe for it.

The women got the message from the execs, and they have managed to create an emotional commercial. Taking a risk, the men don’t have much emotion, but they do have a funny video that people are actually going to remember and could go viral.

Star’s a very professional presenter, but she doesn’t know how to work the room like Lil Jon does.

The voters thought both presentations were fantastic and that neither team should lose.

Richard says Lil Jon was the best. Meat Loaf and Mark McGrath agree.

Meat Loaf says nobody was weak, and there was nothing but trust. During this discussion, NeNe starts crying, out of nowhere.

Dionne says NeNe was superb. Star agrees, and so does Marlee.

The love session soon ends with Dionne, yet again. She doesn’t understand what she did wrong when she went to sleep early. Now over to you, Star. La Toya and Hope are her targets. La Toya says she did what was asked of her, which was not much.

By a vote of 53%-47%, the men have won. Very close result, and both teams did a great job. That said, the men at least worked well together, whereas the women continue to come apart at the seams, regardless of whether they created a good product. Lil John will be receiving $20,000 from Trump and $20,000 from ACN for his charity, The United Methodist Children’s Home.

Star doesn’t like that La Toya and Hope are followers, not leaders. In response, Trump doesn’t believe they should be taking control, since they are not the project managers. Marlee says they could do without La Toya. Rather than joining the bandwagon, NeNe says Dionne. Hope agrees. Dionne does, too. Works for me.

After badgering her about it for a while, Donald Trump grants the wish. Dionne has been fired. Proving it was the right decision, Dionne calls NeNe a coward when she leaves. Way to keep your head held high.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Episode 5, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on NBC.

The Amazing Race 18 Episode 6

Kent & Vyxsin’s atrocious performance for two days in a row proved to be irrelevant in The Amazing Race 18 Episode 5, as Jaime & Cara were eliminated following a road block that they struggled with.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived.

First: Jet & Cord – 2:14PM
Second: Gary & Mallory – 2:16PM
Third: Margie & Luke – 2:48PM
Fourth: Kisha & Jen – 3:43PM
Fifth: Kent & Vyxsin – 3:52PM
Sixth: Flight Time & Big Easy – 3:59PM
Seventh: Ron & Christina – 4:09PM
Eighth: Zev & Justin – 4:10PM

We’re staying in China. Yeah, it’s like the Family Edition, in China. At Jin Fu Yi Zhan Tea Shop, teams will take place in a traditional tea tasting. What they are not told is that the tea they are drinking will appear during a challenge later in this leg. Zev says that stop was pointless.

After they are teased with some tea, they are told they will be flying 900 miles to Kolkata, India (what’s up with all these Indian cities changing their names?). Is that good news or bad? Everybody’s on the same flight, and they’re going to set up camp and wait until 10AM for the task to begin.

The road block brings us back to that tea tasting that’s not so pointless any more, or at least it seems somewhat less pointless. Kolkata is the place where Chinese tea comes to India and Indian tea goes to China. Their task will be to find the papaya mango tea amongst hundreds of cups.

Road block: Kent, Jet, Mallory, Luke, Flight Time, Kisha, Ron, Zev

Ron is very quickly correct, making it appear that perhaps this is not as difficult as it may have appeared. After 6 or 7 cups, Jet finally gets the trick: you have to smell the tea. Everybody else has an alternate strategy. They just keep drinking and hoping that they don’t get water intoxication. Zev seems to think smashing cups will help. By the time two teams are remaining, Flight Time says this is the hardest thing he’s ever done, but they made a pact they’re not going to lose by taking a penalty again. Once he gets it, Luke breaks down crying, as he still seems to cope with difficulty the same as he did the last time they raced.

Continuing with this trend, teams will now find the Tiward Tea Stall for their next clue, and they are told this on the caps of their bottles of tea. Jen & Kisha wander around trying to find the place where they make Snapple. This strategy gets them somewhat in the right area it seems. After more aimless wandering, they finally decide to open their tea. Lucky for them, they were the third ones out of the road block.

The detour is a choice between Hindu art or Bengali literature. In Hindu art, teams must paint, dress, and adorn a statue of a Hindu god. In Bengali literature, they will have to deliver 8 stacks of books in a rickshaw with the words “school van” by providing directions to their driver. Attention to detail task sounds easier than navigating a city of 15 million. The good news, however, is that India has the second largest English speaking population in the world, making it fairly easy to communicate with the locals.

Hindu art: Kent & Vyxsin, Ron & Christina, Kisha & Jen, Flight Time & Big Easy, Margie & Luke
Bengali literature: Gary & Mallory, Zev & Justin, Jet & Cord

Regardless of what happens here, it seems the road block has already determined the leg, although the delivery task proves to be much easier and will rearrange the order some.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is the Fountain of Joy.

First: Gary & Mallory (win 1 million rupees, or over $20,000)
Second: Jet & Cord
Third: Ron & Christina
Fourth: Zev & Justin
Fifth: Kent & Vyxsin
Sixth: Kisha & Jen
Seventh: Flight Time & Big Easy
Eliminated: Margie & Luke

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 18 Episode 7, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 21

The top 11 performed in American Idol Season 10 Episode 20. Tonight one more will go home, bringing us down to the top 10 contestants, who will go on to the tour.

The judges offered up criticism last night for the sake of merely offering up some criticism, except for Steven, who thinks everything is beautiful and basically just says “I agree with Randy.” Stefano closes his eyes while he sings, so they made him distractingly try to keep his eyes forced open, unsuccessfully. Two words: toothpicks. Pia’s awesome singing fell on deaf ears because they want her to move. Perhaps next week she can take some African dancing lessons and they will be happy, or they’ll bash her for pushing the envelope too far and not knowing who she is.

Regardless, everybody did well. So with that in mind, we pretty much have to go with what we know. Based on the last few weeks, it would be a safe bet that Haley and Naima will be heading to the bottom three again.

Lauren Alaina, Pia Toscano, and Scotty McCreery are up first. Of the three, Lauren’s the only one in any real danger, no matter how much Seacrest wants to Punk them. They are all safe.

Paul McDonald and James Durbin are next. As much as I’d like to think Paul will end up in the bottom three, he won’t, and obviously neither will James.

Jacob Lusk, Thia Megia, and Stefano Langone are next. Jacob’s obviously safe. I could see either of the other two being in slight danger. Thia and Stefano are both in the bottom three. I guess this is what happens when you follow the bad advice to focus on keeping your eyes open or sing an up tempo song that doesn’t do anything for you.

Haley Reinhart, Naima Adedapo, and Casey Abrams are the last trio. I don’t get Casey, but he should be safe. That would leave one of the other two lucky to be alive and not in the bottom three for a change. Naima is safe. Casey is in the bottom three.

So the bottom three are Stefano, Casey, and Thia. What the? I’d have seen any of them as merely having an outside chance of getting the bottom, let alone one of them going home. America’s keeping me on my toes here. Thia is safe. That puts Casey in danger. I knew he screwed himself over with that Nirvana song but didn’t think it was quite this bad. That said, he’s a good candidate for the judges’ save. He has indeed been saved. As a result, everybody remaining will go on tour.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 22, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

American Idol Season 10 Episode 20

Karen Rodriguez was voted out in American Idol Season 10 Episode 19. Tonight the top 11 sing Motown.

Casey Abrams
Song: I Heard It Through the Grapevine by Marvin Gaye
Steven: Perfect entertainer.
Jennifer: Nobody like you.
Randy: Whatever the song is, do you.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-01

Thia Megia
Song: Heatwave by Martha & The Vandellas
Jennifer: Great to see you let loose like that.
Randy: This new thing is a good thing. You can really sing.
Steven: (I have nothing original/useful to contribute, again.)
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-02

Jacob Lusk
Song: You’re All I Need to Get By by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Randy: The great Berry Gordy is somewhere saying oh my God.
Jennifer: You moved me. You moved us.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-03

Lauren Alaina
Song: You Keep Me Hanging On by The Supremes
Steven: I don’t think you listen to anybody about anything, and I like that.
Jennifer: So much attitude.
Randy: Swagger on high. Ready.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-04

Stefano Langone
Song: Hello by Lionel Richie
Jennifer: Amazing. But want you to connect.
Randy: Definitely got the pipes. One of the better singers we have.
Steven: Just gotta pull back a little bit.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-05

This “open your eyes” ridiculousness is lost on me. It felt awkward watching him try to force his eyes open. I’d rather have him focus on something else.

Haley Reinhart
Song: You Really Got a Hold on Me by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Randy: Started a little rough, but the Haley we fell in love with came roaring back by the middle.
Steven: That was beautiful. (Just like every other performance tonight that I have referred to as beautiful, so basically every other performance. Please buy me a thesaurus for Christmas.) Been looking for that since the first time I heard you.
Jennifer: Maybe the most soulful voice of anybody in the competition.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-06

Scotty McCreery
Song: For Once in My Life by Stevie Wonder
Steven: That was beautiful. Took a big chance. I loved it.
Jennifer: Great version of this song. Not your strongest vocal performance.
Randy: Smiling the whole time. Young lady killer.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-07

Pia Toscano
Song: All in Love Is Fair by Stevie Wonder
Jennifer: Again you kill us. Amazing vocals, beauty/image, feeling. Need to add more to your performance.
Randy: Phenomenal. Hit the notes dead on. Too many ballads.
Steven: Closest star in this American Idol universe. Beautiful.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-08

Paul McDonald
Song: Tracks of My Tears by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Randy: Distinctive different kind of voice. Kinda took it to a cool kinda Paul kinda Rod Stewarty kinda place.
Jennifer: Most seasoned performer. Just need a good producer.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-09

Ryan points out that Randy has not said pitchy all night. But Steven has made up for it with his abuse of the word beautiful.

Naima Adedapo
Song: Dancing in the Streets by Martha & The Vandellas
Steven: That’s a beautiful thing. The whole package. You were beautiful.
Jennifer: First little goose bumps of the night.
Randy: Finally all of Naima showed up.
Number: 1-866-IDOLS-10

James Durbin
Song: Livin for the City by Stevie Wonder
Jennifer: Serious business. Incredible thing to watch.
Randy: A little bit rough start but unbelievable when you finally hit your stride.
Steven: Great. Incredible voice. Perfect for your voice.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 21, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 6

In a thoroughly anticlimactic show, one of Russell’s two allies (in this case Krista) was the next to be booted in Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 5.

Steve got some votes. Stephanie tries to be delicate when telling him he’s a weak link.

While the others are busy or at least pretend to be busy, Natalie and Ashley decide to have a spa day. If there were a Survivor After Dark, I’m sure we’d see bikini waxing.

Andrea & Natalie and Julie & Mike go to Redemption Island to watch the duel between Matt and Krista. For the duel, they will retrieve three bags with a grapling hook, then they will use a ball to solve a table maze. Krista’s first toss nets her a bag. Matt’s second toss makes it one each. Krista’s second toss is successful as well. Matt follows this with his second bag. Krista grabs her third and final bag. This hardly seemed challenging. Matt’s fourth toss gets him to the puzzle. Eventually, Matt overtakes Krista on the puzzle. Krista seems to be more interested in peeking at what Matt’s doing than concentrating, and her ball falls in the hole. Matt wins his fourth challenge in a row.

She hands him her luxury item on the way out, her bible. That’s the extent of what we get, but it does lead to some interesting jealousy from Andrea, who doesn’t like that he bonded with another girl so quickly.

Sarita says she has a cavity with bacteria in it. Seeing as David doesn’t like her, he hopes her complaining will help Stephanie move up a spot.

Phillip wants these young girls to work harder (and/or at all), while Boston Rob and Grant realize they’re not going to do anything anyway, so making waves with them won’t do any good. Rob’s perfectly content if they do nothing because that’s one more reason to vote for him at the end.

Stephanie apologizes to Steve if she hurt his feelings, and he buys it.

For today’s challenge, two members of each tribe will launch balls to the beach where the remaining tribe members will catch the balls. This is the opportunity Sarita needed to lose that tooth that’s been bothering her, but she will sit out for Zapatera. The winning tribe will go the mountains and enjoy a picnic lunch. David and Stephanie will launch the balls for Zapatera; Natalie and Phillip will launch the balls for Ometepe. Grant and Mike square off on the beach, Boston Rob and Steve go against each other, Julie and Andrea are in the back, and lastly Ralph takes on Ashley. Grant scores a point. Grant scores a second point. Grant scores a third point. Boston Rob steals one from Zapatera to take the 4-0 lead. Grant has finally decided to rip off his shirt so Mike will stop yanking it, a strategy that’s not working anyway. Grant scores again. Ometepe wins immunity and reward. Earlier in the season, I’d have thought this challenge favored Zapatera, but Grant easily beat Mike, Rob beat Steve, and Ralph couldn’t even outdo Ashley.

Rob spots another idol clue. He doesn’t want to take it, so he waits for someone else to notice. That someone else would be Grant. They go off to the side, but they are busted by Phillip. They show it to him, but he’s still upset that they have violated their “alliance” with him. He expects more respect. After all, he served his country for 4 years, 11 months, and 13 days.

There’s an outside chance Stephanie will not be going home tonight, a very outside chance. Sarita will not campaign for herself, but Stephanie will.

Ralph blames the shooters at the challenge for their loss. Sarita, however, can’t be blamed, seeing as she didn’t participate.

Votes
Sarita
Stephanie
Sarita
Stephanie
Stephanie (or Stifinie)
Stephanie

With 4 votes, Stephanie has been voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 7, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 12

Marci finally got her wish in The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 11, as she was able to go home so the kids and other parents could stay.

They’re going to split into four teams, one team for each trainer. There are 12 weights, each with a color underneath it. Blue for Bob, black for Jillian, green for Cara, and red for Brett. They go in order of percentage of weight loss from highest to lowest.

Bob: Moses, Irene, Olivia
Jillian: Rulon, Hannah,
Brett: Justin, Jennifer, Courtney
Cara: Austin, Ken, Kaylee

Justin is happy where he ends up. Jen does not get her first choice in Jillian. Moses wanted to stick with Cara, but he gets Bob, who always ends up with the Tongans. Jillian is thrilled to get her hands on Rulon. Olivia gets Bob but has been separated from Hannah. Ken and Austin are the first couple to remain together. Courtney is sent to the other side. Kaylee remains with Cara.

That leaves Jillian’s team as the odd one out, having only two people compared to the other teams’ three. Hannah and Rulon are now left with the option of which eliminated player they want back. I don’t know. Is there a smart choice that both of them will be happy with? I’d say the only options are Arthur or Jay. Justin wants to see Q, possibly Larialmy, or Sarah. Really? Rulon has no interest in seeing Arthur return. He’d be fine with Jay. Jillian thinks Arthur will struggle in challenge but has a ton of weight to lose, while Jay would be good for the team but a big threat.

Having been on the boxing team for the first couple months, Moses gets his first taste of Bob’s spin class, which proves to be a big challenge for him.

So that they can relax for the day, Jillian invites her new black team to her house. Of course, they’re going to start off with a workout first. Rulon says that, in spite of being married, he ate to fill the void of not having true love.

Brett takes his new team on a hike. Justin feels like he’s become somebody special.

It goes without saying that the green team is off to the boxing ring. Austin’s about to get hit for the first time, feeling now that he can really fight back.

Now we learn the decision Hannah and Rulon made to round out the black team: Jay. This choice bodes better for Hannah than it does for Rulon, but Jay should make a good addition to their team. They weighed him in today, and he has lost 111 pounds so far. Since he was just weighed in today, he will be immune this week, and his weight will not count.

Each team has a pulley with all the weight they have lost so far, which is pretty even, except that the black team about 30 pounds ahead of the others. That weight is hanging above a tank of water. All they have to do is keep it that way. They are playing for a video chat from home. They say this feels pretty light to start off. That won’t last long. Just before the half an hour mark, the green team is the first to let go. It turns out that Rulon has a shoulder injury, so his team is the next team to fall. At 45 minutes, they’ll pick one hand, and by this time they’re just an inch or two above the water. Justin’s out, leaving his team’s fate in the hands of the other two. Then Moses drops, and his team follows. Red team wins the challenge. They have decided to give their chats to the blue team instead, though.

Moses says he’s thinking about quitting, but his wife is having no part of that. Like her father, Kaylee says she is ready to go home. She’s close to her goal weight and feels she has achieved everything she needs to emotionally. Whether that’s true or not, being on the ranch is the chance of a lifetime that I can’t see just throwing the towel in early on. Throwing yourself on the sword after falling below the yellow line is bad enough, but I don’t get this not wanting to be there just for the sake of it. Coincidentally enough, this revelation comes the week after she gained two pounds. With a week like that and two weeks at home resulting in a 1 pound weight loss, I fail to see how she’s learned enough to leave.

All four teams will weigh in, and the team with the lowest percentage of weight loss will face elimination, with the decision to be made by the other three teams.

Jay: 282 pounds (-7, 2.42%, immune)
Hannah: 172 pounds (-4, 2.27%)
Rulon: 330 pounds (-5, 1.49%)
Black Total: 784 pounds (-16, 2.00%; -9, 1.76% excluding Jay’s loss)

Moses: 300 pounds (-3, 0.99%)
Irene: 173 pounds (-5, 2.81%)
Olivia: 180 pounds (-5, 2.70%)
Blue Total: 653 pounds (-13, 1.95%)

Jen: 187 pounds (-4, 2.09%)
Courtney: 234 pounds (-3, 1.27%) – over 200 pounds lost since she started
Justin: 247 pounds (-2, 0.80%)
Red Total: 668 pounds (-9, 1.33%)

Kaylee asked her team to do something really hard. Oh geez. She’s throwing the weigh in.

Kaylee: 174 pounds (no change)
Austin: 272 pounds (-3, 1.09%)
Ken: 263 pounds (-7, 2.59%)
Green Total: 709 pounds (-10, 1.39%)

Once we learn that the green team is safe, there’s an immediate bleep from the onlookers. If you want to quit, just quit. Make room for someone who actually wants to be there. Otherwise, at least try harder to throw a weigh in and gain 17 pounds or something. Alison has a message: if you want to leave, just leave. This is not a prison. Or Big Brother. She can leave right now and be out of the game, but the game will continue without her, including the elimination of a red. Her father wants her to stay. What’s the point if she’ll just do the same thing next week? Anyway, Kaylee has decided to stay.

Jen put up a middle of the road number, enough to make her safe as the Biggest Loser on the losing team, leaving Justin and Courtney in danger following their low numbers. Rough decision. Justin says that Courtney needs to stick around to finish her journey. However, Courtney says everybody looks to him as the leader, and she doesn’t want to take that away.

Votes
Kaylee: Justin
Rulon: Courtney
Olivia: Justin
Moses: Justin
Austin: Justin
Ken: Justin

With 5 votes, Justin is not The Biggest Loser. From his starting weight of 365 pounds, Justin is down 140 pounds to 225 today. He’s started a workout program to pay it forward.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 13, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

X Factor Auditions

The X Factor auditions kick off this coming weekend on Sunday March 27. 6 audition cities are currently planned:

Chicago – April 27
Dallas – May 26
Los Angeles – March 27
Miami – April 7
New York City/New Jersey – April 14
Seattle – April 20

Contestants can audition either solo or in a group in this competition for TV’s biggest prize, a $5 million recording contract.

Those interested in participating in these tryouts can register on Fox’s website.

LA Reid Is X Factor Judge

The first The X Factor judge is not named Paula. Dodged a bullet there for now. Antonio “L.A.” Reid will be joining Simon Cowell on the judging panel of the new singing competition.

“I am proud to stand next to my dear friend Simon Cowell, one of the world’s most gifted and charismatic talent magnets,” said Reid. “THE X FACTOR provides an extraordinary opportunity for aspiring artists of every age and genre to showcase their unique talents. I truly look forward to discovering our next generation of superstars.”

“L.A. was my number one choice to sit alongside me on the show. In my opinion, he is one of the greatest ever music executives and of course a fantastic writer and producer. I am thrilled he has agreed to join the show, and for any artist auditioning, they know they have the chance to meet a true star-maker,” said Simon Cowell.

“L.A. Reid is one of the most celebrated music producers and songwriters of our time and knows exactly what it takes to find and nurture a global superstar,” said Mike Darnell, President of Alternative Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company. “Not only does he have an insanely good eye for talent, but he also has the personality and savvy to go toe-to-toe with Simon Cowell, so I can’t wait to see those two music moguls together at THE X FACTOR judges’ table.”

“L.A. Reid’s renowned expertise in recognizing, producing and marketing musical talent is synonymous with some of the most successful recording artists in the history of modern music,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “I am thrilled to have him judging on THE X FACTOR and look forward to seeing him apply his amazing experience and track record in the mentoring of one of our categories.”