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The X Factor Season 1 Episode 2 brought us Melanie Amaro and Caitlin Koch. Tonight the auditions continue in Chicago, the windy and raining city, followed by Seattle.

Cheryl Cole, who inexplicably was removed as a judge for no apparent reason, will be returning one last time.

Brock and Makenna are just friends, so they claim, although Brock really has a secret crush on her (that he just told 12 million people about). Like everybody else, Simon asks whether they’re dating, while Paula rudely points out that Brock is turning red. LA Reid’s day has been made. Simon thinks Makenna’s voice is sensational.

Kim Terek says she has never tried pop music before, which is why she hasn’t got a record deal after 10 years of lessons. Well, never try it again. Tim Quinn is told not to sing Kiss from a Rose, but he does anyway, to expectedly bad results. Robyn Royal is the definition of tone deaf.

Charlesia Heard is there to audition to be a judge. The good news is that a position may be opening up once they leave Chicago. The bad news is that her comedy routine does not go over well.

Skyelor Anderson (spelled like that, really?) wants to be a black country singer. Not completely unheard of but different nonetheless. In spite of the technical difficulties with his music, he keeps singing. The judges are mostly impressed that he was able to carry on, but he has a decent voice as well.

J. Mark Inman is a graduate student studying philosophy. Good luck with that. He sings Creep, which Paula calls fitting. Simon asks if he’s dated Paula. The crowd loves this really weird performance, and the judges let him through.

Josh Krajcik’s mom has been wanting him to sing in front of Simon for 10 years so that she can get on camera. The skepticism about him and his song choice (At Last by Etta James) quickly fades. Simon’s surprised and blown away.

Seattle is the next stop, with not much different but less British judge Nicole Scherzinger.

Mother and daughter act Darwin and Sherry Reedy (The Good Girls) claim they believe they can be stars. Simon calls them the worst group he’s ever heard in his life.

Drew Ryniewicz is 14, so she loves Justin Bieber and will be singing Baby. I like her, in spite of her Bieber obsession. Nicole prefers her version of the song to Justin’s, and Simon agrees.

I don’t know who Charity Chapman is, but her song If I Could Fly is quite good.

Peet Montzingo is the only non-dwarf in his family. Simon calls the singing terrible, and the change of lyrics (from billionaire to famous) didn’t work. They think he’ll get famous somehow, just not by singing.

4Shore is a boy band that could be easily dismissed as unoriginal on the basis of their name alone. They sing End of the Road by Boyz II Men, written by LA Reid. LA’s proud. Simon could see them representing America all over the world.

Elaine Gibbs, Francesca Duncan, and even Tiger Budbill are the next ones through.

Phillip Lomax believes hats are coming back into style. They aren’t, but they do go with his old school singing. Simon’s interested, although there’s an issue with his voice when he pushes it. LA says he has the X Factor.

Tiah Tolliver sings a cappella, which is a bit rough with all the key changes. Simon sees potential, but he’s outvoted. Can she change their minds with a second song? I still don’t get it, but Simon’s able to beg enough to get a third yes.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The X Factor Season 1 Episode 4, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

Simon Cowell returned in The X Factor Season 1 Episode 1, bringing with him singers like Rachel Crow and Stacy Francis. Coming in at about half of Idol’s audience, the show was still very solid, handing Survivor a loss in the 18-49 demographic it rarely sees in the fall before easily losing to ABC’s Modern Family. As much as I’d rather see this judging panel than one where every judge calls everything beautiful, the question has become: how many singing competitions do we really need? The market seems to have reached saturation, but at least X Factor has the star power to keep going, whereas The Sing Off seems better relegated to Christmas or summer.

Tonight the auditions continue in Miami.

Ashley Sansone claims she spent her rent money to come her and audition and endlessly babble. LA wanted to slit his wrists, which for the record is a no.

Chanel Simone Dixon is rejected before singing anything that resembles English. Kanan Road sing a song about running away, which the judges think would be a good idea. The Dreamgirlz aren’t made any cuter by the addition of a z to their name.

Caitlynne Curtis breaks the monotony of 20 minutes of bad singers, but still not good enough. Nicole thinks there’s room to grow. Simon suggests she join a group with 3 or 4 girls her own age where a fantastic vocal is not necessary.

So now half an hour’s gone by, and the judges are getting annoyed. Nick Voss is at least able to bring some entertainment, even if his singing alone would have gotten him rejected.

Ashley Deckard sees dead people, and so does Paula. Her merely decent voice is not sufficient.

Marivana Viscuso demonstrates some vocal talent, although nobody would actually want to listen to it for more than a minute. Still, good enough to advance.

2Squar’d (seriously?) is a girl group singing a cappella that sounds good. Kendra Williams continues the positive trend. Brendan O’Hara also gets 4 yeses. Jeremiah Pagan has a great voice, though as a soprano it doesn’t sound like a male is singing.

Melanie Amaro is the perfect way to conclude the Miami auditions, with a standing ovation. Nicole is inspired, and this is why she does this. Paula doesn’t think she’s ever heard anything like that in any audition. Simon says this is why they brought this show to America.

Miami was largely a disaster, though it ultimately produced a frontrunner, but now we head to Dallas.

Jonny Rogers is under the impression that he has Justin Bieber hair, with which he has an unhealthy obsession. Simon doesn’t get the Bieber comparison, but instead thinks he looks like Barbie’s boyfriend Ken. Bad dancing ensues, followed by worse singing.

Dylan Lawson seemed like a likeable enough guy. Until he started singing. Now he just needs an exorcist.

Wesley Kimbell shouts. Michelle & Michael (who claims he’s a personal trainer) creep people out a bit. Curtis “Phoenix” Lawson is also in need of an exorcist, and Simon tells him to learn a song in English, or at least human.

Dexter Haygood was the lead singer of a band in 1984. His tribute to James Brown falls on unimpressed ears. Simon gives him 15 seconds to try again. This works out somewhat better with the judges reluctantly letting him through.

Kyle Corr, Hannah Jackson, Ma’at Bingham Shango, and Austin Simmons advance to the next round.

Caitlin Koch wants to trade in her rugby (not lingerie rugby like Mikayla on Survivor) ball for a microphone. Nicole would be honored to work with her.

The final act of the night is usually either very good or very bad. It seems by the intro we’re left with the latter. Alexander “Xander” Johnson (aka Xander Alexander) is under the impression he has a cool nickname. I’m sure it was cool back in 1997 when Buffy’s best friend used it. His obnoxiousness wears thin with Simon, who tells him to shut it and start singing. He tries singing one song before being stopped. His second song is marginally better. In spite of it all, Simon likes him. LA and Paula tell him know, which is enough, but Simon tells him he blew it by getting the audience to hate him.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The X Factor Season 1 Episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

For the first time in more than a decade, it’s been well over a year since we’ve seen Simon Cowell in primetime. Unless you count his appearance on Britain’s Got Talent complete with Superman theme playing in the background. Tonight marks Simon’s return to Fox primetime with American Idol Plus. He insists it’s a different show, although he’s not quite sure how. One thing we know is that there’s at least one judge who doesn’t suck (and one who does), a nice change of pace from the epic judging disaster that was the most recent season of American Idol.

Joining Simon at the judges’ table are his babbling sidekick for years Paula Abdul (after her dance show failed miserably), music producer L.A. Reid, and Pussycat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger (replacing the too heavily accented Cheryl Cole). Along with them will be host Steve Jones, whoever that is. The prize at the end is a massive $5 million recording contract.

The competition is open to people of any age 12 and older and can be soloists or groups. There will be four categories of acts: boys, girls, over 30s, and groups. Each of the judges will mentor one category.

Los Angeles is the first audition city, and back then Cheryl Cole was still a judge. I don’t have a problem with her accent, even if it may potentially require a subtitle here and there. A minimum of three yes votes are necessary to advance.

Rachel Crow’s sister says she’s crazy for singing all the time. After warming up the judges with some jokes, she sings Mercy by Duffy. At just 13, she’s very comfortable up there. Paula is blown away. LA says she has everything every artist he’s ever signed has. Simon calls her the reason they were right to lower the age limit.

Terrell Carter, Ellona Santiago, and John Lindall are the next to advance.

So it’s time for a trainwreck. Siameze Floyd claims he’s straight and can sing. I don’t believe either of those claims. Simon calls him a fascinating Artist formerly known as Prince (is he Prince again, or does he go by that stupid symbol still?) copycat. Simon, Paula, and Cheryl say yes. Really? Interestingly, though, he would prove a good distraction for whoever gets stuck with him, which could in theory add an element of sabotage to the picks.

Aged married duo Dan and Venita are the first duet. Simon asks where they’ll be in 5 years time. Assuming the grim reaper is not an obstacle, they plan to be in a mobile home and playing in the most beautiful senior centers across the country. Simon was terrified.

You Only Live Once apparently features the weird screaming girl from America’s Got Talent. White haired Linda Ostrofsky (who goes by Jetta because there’s always a bunch of Lindas) sings a song about touching herself.

Simone Battle wants fans so she can sign their babies. She says she’s fierce, which I take as a bad sign. Her sound: a threesome between a cheerleader, a hipster, and a drag queen. I don’t want to see that either, but the judges love her for some reason, aside from the only guy on the panel who seems to care about talent, LA Reid. Minus the dancing and fast beat, though, her singing voice is not bad.

Stacy Francis has believed she’s too old for 12 years. She sings one of the best renditions of Natural Woman. LA says she stirred his spirit and raised the hair on his arms. Simon calls it one of the best auditions ever.

Next we head to Seattle, where Nicole Scherzinger joins the judging panel. Like Cheryl Cole, who was discovered on Popstars: The Rivals, Nicole was discovered on the short lived Popstars on The WB, forming the just as short lived girl group Eden’s Crush. Somehow, The WB missed the mark with that show and perhaps the opportunity to be a fifth major network, as one year later Simon Fuller ripped it off and turned it into American Idol, the biggest show on television for a decade, before later claiming Simon Cowell ripped him off for X Factor.

Geo Godley sings an original song about being a stud. Then he starts stripping, as the women scream in terror, and finally Paula walks off stage to upchuck her liquid lunch.

Marcus Canty has been given 2 years by his mother to chase his dream before he has to go get in debt for life getting a degree. LA Reid compares him to Bobby Brown. Simon’s surprised this song turned out to be good, and he reminds him of Usher.

The Answer is a boy band from Utah. Their answer is 4 yeses.

Nici Collins has a goal of scaring household pets. T for Two is a less worse mother and daughter duo. Darren Michaels is not sure whether Simon’s comment about a nightmare is good or bad.

Chris Rene just got out of rehab. He sings an original song, Young Homey, which is surprisingly decent. Nicole tells him he’s got the X Factor. Simon’s favorite feeling is when he’s sitting in that chair meeting a star for the first time.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The X Factor Season 1 Episode 2, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.