Big Brother 14 Episode 14

Janelle was evicted in Big Brother 14 Episode 13, and after narrowly escaping elimination again, Frank won HOH.

Joe, the lone idiot who voted Frank out last week, knows he’s a target now that Frank is back in power.

Britney’s still crying about Janelle’s eviction, and she warns that Frank is going to win the game.

Frank wants to put up Dan, thus blowing up the just established alliance. He ain’t gonna win the game if he makes stupid decisions like this. Boogie talks some sense into him. No need to rock the boat just yet.

Wil and Ashley may have voted against Janelle because they didn’t want to be like Joe and be outcasts, but they now just have each other. Joe’s upset that they didn’t tell him, but his big mouth wouldn’t have allowed that information to be quiet for very long.

Danielle’s still keeping up her charade of being a kindergarten teacher, a lie that never made any sense to me because it’s not as if she’s a lawyer or some profession you really need to hide. Boogie is on to this lie and thinks she’s a nurse.

Ashley can barely move due to back pain. Lucky for her, she’s got men who are more than happy to carry her around.

Due to her injury, Ashley agrees to let Frank take her spot in the have not competition. Frank’s team consists of Boogie, Ian, Dan, and Wil, in a lopsided competition against Danielle, Britney, Jenn, Joe, and Shane. The challenge is to soak up juice and return to have the farmers (Frank and Jenn) squeeze the juice out of them and into their opponents’ jugs. It won’t take much effort for the BB producers to make something sexual out of this.

Because of a kink in their hose, it ended up being a lot closer than it should have been, but as expected Danielle, Britney, Jenn, Joe, and Shane are the have nots for the week. In addition to slop, they get candy canes and cod.

When Wil goes to plead his case, he says he won’t target Boogie or Frank, but he refuses to answer who his target would be. He would have been better off just keeping his mouth shut because opening it makes him a more appealing target than he was before, perhaps no longer just the pawn.

Despite having two clear and easy targets, Frank continues to harp on a Dan nomination.

Nominations
Britney is safe.
Danielle is safe.
Shane is safe.
Ashley is safe.
Jenn is safe.
Ian is safe.
Dan is safe.
Boogie is safe.
Joe and Wil have been nominated for eviction.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 15, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 13

Danielle won the power of veto in Big Brother 14 Episode 12, and she used it to change her own nominations, putting Janelle in danger while saving Wil. Can the producers scramble enough to save Janelle as they have done in seasons past, or will Frank live to see yet another day?

Everybody pretends to be shocked by what just happened, but then they all leave the room and do a happy dance.

Worse than being nominated, Janelle’s biggest concern is that she did not put on makeup before heading into the veto ceremony.

Britney says she’s upset because she has to keep lying to Janelle’s face. Welcome to Big Brother. Last time she was in the house, she was the one whose face was being lied to, all season long, and that did not play out well in the end. She does make a good point, though. Janelle does not seem particularly interested in targeting her.

Votes
Boogie: Janelle
Jenn: Janelle
Joe: Frank
Wil: Janelle
Ashley: Janelle
Britney: Janelle
Shane: Janelle
Dan: Janelle
Ian: Janelle

By a vote of 8-1, Janelle has been evicted from the Big Brother house. In the first sign of a change from the coaches running the season, Janelle was only able to retain the support of one of her former teammates, who is apparently the only person in the house that is completely in the dark.

If last week didn’t do it, the HOH competition should show the house where everybody stands with each other. Pairs of people square off answering questions about competitions, then the person who got it right gets to choose the next two to face off. Wil beats Jenn and picks Joe and Boogie. Boogie is correct and puts Wil against Ashley. Ashley is correct and puts Shane against Britney. Britney is correct and puts Ashley against Ian. Ian is correct and puts Dan against Britney. Britney is correct and puts Boogie against Frank. Boogie buzzes in before any words are said, and he is incorrect. That leaves Ian and Britney left to determine the final two. Britney is correct and faces Frank. Frank wins HOH, which pretty much seems to be the only way he doesn’t get nominated.

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Big Brother 14 Episode 11

After Shane wasted a week painting a bigger target on himself in Big Brother 14 Episode 10, the coaches entered the game, cancelling the eviction for the week.

Britney denies pressing the button, though it would have been stupid of her not to seeing as she only had one player left who’s a big target. Dan, likewise, had just one player left. In spite of having a full team of three, Janelle needs to redeem herself, having placed third twice before. Boogie, however, felt he was running the game and was completely comfortable staying as coach, which is why he was the only person who did to press the button. Despite the two girls also having pressed the button, Dan’s an easy target.

After the coaches made their decision, Dan tells Boogie that Frank was the target, not Joe. That means that Wil and Danielle lied to him, while Dan withheld information.

The HOH competition is one of endurance. This generally gives people who fail at every other competition an opportunity to actually gain control. Boogie’s the first one out after 1 hour and 10 minutes. He wasn’t going to win anyway, so no point in continuing this. Jenn follows him 2 minutes later. Joe drops 1 minute after that. Ashley drops at 1 hour and 51 minutes. Dan goes 4 minutes later, as his strategy remains the same, an effort to look weak. Frank falls after 2 hours and 13 minutes. Danielle promises Wil safety, and he drops at 2 hours and 43 minutes at the same time as Shane. Janelle falls 6 minutes later. Dan may have pressed the button, but he’s not done coaching Danielle. She doesn’t really need it, though, because this is a walk in the park for her. Receiving a promise of safety, Ian drops at 3 hours and 15 minutes, and Britney gets the same offer. Danielle wins HOH.

Great news for coach Dan and also Shane, who promptly kisses her to continue the showmance, which she’s falling for. Boogie, who just learned the name of this otherwise invisible player, is not so happy.

Danielle gets a bad vibe from Janelle, who’s been calling her a floater, a word that has lost all meaning since season 6.

Dan was trying to gain Boogie’s trust by telling him Frank was the target. That seems to have backfired now. Boogie’s not grateful for this news but rather annoyed with all parties involved, which would include Dan.

Dan suggests nominating Frank against Wil, taking out Frank, and leaving Boogie on his own. His main concern is that the coaches do not get nominated because his name comes next if they do.

After this conversation, Danielle remembers her promise that apparently meant more to him than it did to her. She told Wil he’s safe this week. Having been reminded of this deal by Wil, Danielle wants to nominate Boogie. She tells Dan she’s worried that Boogie might win veto, which does not seem terribly likely, but if that does happen, both Boogie and Frank would be safe if Boogie’s not on the block.

Nominations
Britney is safe.
Ian is safe.
Dan is safe.
Janelle is safe.
Jenn is safe.
Shane is safe.
Ashley is safe.
Joe is safe.
Boogie is safe.
Frank and Wil have been nominated for eviction.

The coach twist may be gone, but not really. Dan’s still coaching his lone remaining player, with his own best interests in mind, and she’s still doing as he says.

Wil has learned that Danielle’s word is meaningless, if for no other reason than she so quickly makes deals without considering them.

This is the reason why Shane’s decision to get rid of Frank did not make sense last week. The physical threats keep going up. He may be safe while his showmance is in charge, but that only lasts for a week.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 12, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 10

Eventually giving in to his coaches wishes, Shane ended up nominating Frank as a replacement nominee in Big Brother 14 Episode 9.

As great an idea as it is for Britney to get rid of Frank, this is the problem with the players playing their coaches’ games. Shane’s not Britney. She could not be a physical threat who’s the biggest target in the house. Shane needs to keep the threats in the house, if for no other reason than it helps deflect some of the attention away from the fact that he keeps winning challenges. It didn’t hurt that he had a final two deal with Frank either. The only good news in this for him is that Janelle’s a lot less scary than Boogie is.

Danielle, who should have the deciding vote, thinks Frank’s nomination was great.

Ian is receiving a lesson how to play this game. It’s okay to lie, and Magic 8 Ball answers are a problem.

Wil is growing tired of Janelle because he believes she is taking all the credit for him still being in the game. Like Britney, she insists that taking out Frank is the right move because it removes a target (so that Wil becomes a bigger target). Granted, if it’s a choice between Frank and one of their own, the argument for his elimination does suddenly become compelling.

The next day, Janelle, who doesn’t cry during child birth or at funerals, tries some crocodile tears to get back in Wil’s good graces. He’s not buying it, but he can act along with her.

A common thread, Dan trusts Frank, but he does not trust Boogie. Their offer to him is to team up and make Janelle’s team the targets. He tells Danielle this is a more appealing prospect than being in the vote out Frank camp, and by the way, her showmance with Shane’s not going to last.

Shane tells Julie she should probably not expect any more kisses between him and Danielle.

Frank’s dad is Sid Vicious, who was a big WWF (not the wildlife fund) wrestler. They don’t really talk any more, though this show seems to be connecting them.

More important than whether Frank survives or not: America’s vote. It’s week 3, so it’s time to sink this season’s twist and bring the coaches into the game to stop being coaches. Doing it as a vote gives CBS the opportunity to blame the viewers. The coach twist made things interesting, but it’s time for the players to start playing rather than just doing as they’re told.

Unsurprisingly, America has decided that they want to offer the coaches the opportunity to enter the game as players. In the event that any one coach says yes, there will be no eviction tonight. If they all say no, tonight will proceed as planned, but instead evicted houseguests will be returning next week.

Britney agrees to enter the game. Boogie declines, but he’s back whether he wants to be or not. Dan accepts. Janelle does, too.

The big loser here is Shane. His HOH week in which he nominated not two but three people just went up in smoke. Meanwhile, his former coach who talked him into making those extra enemies escapes relatively unscathed.

The good news for Shane is that, due to the game being reset, he will be allowed to compete in this week’s HOH competition with all the other players. This week’s HOH competition is one of endurance, in which they must all hold on to a ship. Want to know who won HOH before Sunday’s show? Check out the BB14 Spoilers.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 11, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 9

Keeping his word to Boogie and Frank in Big Brother 14 Episode 8, Shane went after Janelle’s players, nominating Ashley and Joe despite Britney’s objections.

Joe says he’s angry and frustrated. I can’t tell the difference since the volume of his mouth is the same as usual.

Britney pretends she’s paying attention to Janelle, but really she doesn’t seem to trust anybody in the house, even the people she’s coaching.

Reluctantly, at the urging of his coach, Joe agrees to go upstairs to talk to Shane. For a couple minutes, he plays nice, before his rant about how this sucks begins. Shane’s now his public enemy number 1. I can’t imagine he would believe otherwise.

Shane picks Danielle at random for the veto competition. Ashley picks Wil (houseguest’s choice). Joe picks Frank.

The Big Brother circus is in town. The houseguests will have to roll two balls on different ramps and keep them off the ground. Wil is out first. Joe follows. Frank is next. Then Danielle. Ashley is the last one to drop. Shane wins the power of veto, his third in as many weeks.

Frank feels comfortable with this outcome. The target on Shane’s back just got even bigger, and like when he was allied with Willie, he trusts Shane. Janelle’s team, however, is not happy.

Janelle has an offer. They can have her wedding ring and earrings for 3 weeks and keep them if she goes back on her word. An impressive offer, but they don’t feel comfortable taking her jewelry.

Britney says she would rather shoot herself in the face than listen to Joe’s pitch that Janelle badgers him into making. Unfortunately, she does not happen to be in the room at the time Joe and Shane start their conversation. His offer actually sounds sincere, as he promises a final two deal, which I believe marks the third time Shane has heard that from someone.

40 minutes into the episode, Dan starts talking, but only because he won the sushi party prize. I almost forgot he was still in the house. This will probably be the last we hear from him tonight.

After that, the real party starts. Everybody begins kissing.

Britney asks Ian whether he plans on nominating Shane. He does not see any foreseeable circumstance in which that would happen. That’s not a no. When pushed, he cannot give her the answer she wants. At least lie, dude. This is the ammo necessary to switch the nominations or at least a sufficient excuse.

At the veto ceremony, Shane removes Ashley from the block. In his place, Frank is nominated. Not quite the move Joe had asked for, but it puts him in a much better position than he had been the previous night.

With two players from Janelle’s side and two players from Boogie’s side voting, that leaves the deciding vote in Danielle’s hands.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 10, which airs Sunday at 9/8c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 8

Following the elimination of his last remaining teammate Jojo in Big Brother 14 Episode 7, the power once again shifted the other way, and Shane won HOH.

Now that Jojo’s gone, Shane can pursue his showmance with Danielle instead, and she promptly runs into his arms.

Having made a deal with Shane the previous week, Boogie and Frank feel comfortable with this shift in power.

Britney is drunk with power. The problem is that she only has one player who can only be HOH for one week. For this week, though, it does mean people playing nice. For example, Janelle’s team, who left Britney for dead a week or so ago.

As much as Britney and Dan want Shane to nominate Frank, he says that’s one thing he’s not willing to do, though he has no problem nominating Wil. Shane’s biggest issue is he’s the biggest target in the house, which will only get worse as he keeps winning everything. His hope now is to keep his word and see if that’s enough to keep him around a while longer. If it matters, he also has a final two deal with Danielle, though she has joined in the nominate Frank battle.

Chef Joe takes the butt kissing to a level Boogie has not seen before. He makes the HOH breakfast in bed.

The coaches competition is at the Big Brother gym. They’ll each have two minutes to do as many reps as possible. Each eliminated coach will open a locker and get what’s inside. Dan says he wants to win for a change. Boogie wins the first round, and Britney is out. Seeing as her only player is safe, she doesn’t mind. She must select two players to be on slop: Ian (who volunteers again) and Joe. Janelle takes the second round, eliminating Boogie. He wins $10,000 to share. He takes the $6,000 and (prompted by Frank) gives $3,000 to Ian and $1,000 to Jenn. In the final round, proving who has the most in shape tongue, Janelle easily beats Dan. He will be going to a sushi and cocktail party with the coaches, the HOH, and his sole remaining player. Smart choices.

As the winning coach, Janelle opts to save her team’s biggest target, Wil. That makes it a bit harder for Shane to justify keeping Frank safe.

In addition to slop, the have nots get Fruit Loops and salmon.

Britney continues to be very vocal about nominating one player from both Janelle’s team and Boogie’s team. I’m not clear what that gets him. The theory is that it will cause the two teams to target each other, but at the same time it just gives them more reason to nominate Shane next week, as if they need any.

Nominations
Wil has immunity.
Jenn is safe.
Ian is safe.
Danielle is safe.
Frank is safe.
Joe and Ashley have been nominated for eviction.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 9, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 7

With Willie gone, Shane and Jojo were nominated in Big Brother 14 Episode 6. Then Shane won veto, and Danielle was nominated in his place.

I’m not sure it really matters which of these two weak players gets sent home. The most compelling reason to eliminate either one of them would seem to be to get rid of Dan, though he’d probably be back in a couple weeks anyway.

Dan told Danielle she’s on her own because he wanted to light a fire under her and make her fight for herself. Instead, she falls apart.

Ian’s in the have not room trying to get some sleep. Meanwhile, Shane and Jojo are talking about climbing on each other. Wait a second. I thought he was with Danielle. Well, whoever he’s with just became a bigger target.

Britney’s plan to save Jojo: do all the talking for her.

Dr. Will thinks Boogie’s doing a phenomenal job, though he’s concerned about his ego. He warns the others are about to be steamrolled. Dan picked a lot of chicks, Britney must be doing something wrong seeing as one of her players got evicted for violence, and Janelle has proved she sucks at strategy. He predicts Ian’s going to win.

Frank says he trusts Janelle and her players completely. Seeing as you nearly ran out of players to nominate this week, I think you might want to consider a plan B.

Votes
Wil: Jojo
Joe: Jojo
Ashley: Jojo
Shane: Danielle
Ian: Jojo
Jenn: Jojo

By a vote of 5-1, Jojo has been evicted from the Big Brother house, keeping Dan around but also bringing Britney down to just one player. Shane continues to remain loyal to a sinking ship. Not sure whether that hurts him or earns him points, but since his alliance is now all gone, I’m leaning toward the latter.

Like when she was in the house, Jojo doesn’t shut the hell up and listen to people, talking the entire time her goodbye messages are playing.

The HOH competition involves shooting balls with hockey sticks into the slot with the highest number. Odd numbers are on the left side in ascending order, then the even numbers are on the right in descending order, making the middle the sweet spot. Ashley scores 4. Joe scores 3. Jenn does not score. Ian scores 9 to take the lead. Wil score 2. Shane scores 20, the highest number. So apparently they are considering his arguably not far enough shot sufficient to count. Danielle scores 12. Shane wins HOH, once again coincidentally shifting power back to the person in danger just a week before.

Getting back to the discussion about the coaches entering the game, it’s time for America’s vote. Should the coaches remain as coaches, or should they become players? At least America doesn’t get the chance to decide between the four coaches because you know they’d get that wrong.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 14 Episode 8, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother 14 Episode 6

We skipped past the results in Big Brother 14 Episode 5 so Willie could be kicked out of the house after he flipped out because the whole house hated him for… some reason. Tonight some results.

Britney and her team blame Willie for the fact that they’re targets, but they made their own bed no matter how much of a jerk he may have been.

Boogie wants to use a pawn so they can get rid of Shane, but his new ally for the week Janelle is not happy with that plan. Shane may have joined in the Willie hate and helped push him over the line, but he needed him in this house because now he’s the biggest target.

Nominations
Ashley has immunity.
Jenn is safe.
Ian is safe.
Joe is safe.
Wil is safe.
Danielle is safe.
Shane and Jojo have been nominated for eviction.

In spite of the nominations and the fact that he just nominated him, Boogie suggests that Frank should try to get in good with Shane. We saw how well that went last week.

Frank chooses Ian at random to partcipate in the veto competition, Shane picks Ashley, and Jojo picks Wil. This leaves Danielle, the likely replacement nominee, with no hope of defending herself. Not that anybody thought she was going to win anyway.

They are brought outside for a Mexican inspired veto competition, complete with margaritas for the spectators. The participants are dressed as chips who must dip themselves while looking for menu items to build a complete menu. Since this is basically a memory game, you’d think Ian is going to win, though speed and not falling also play a part. In a close race between Ian and Shane, Shane finishes first. Meanwhile, Ashley is trying to figure out why fajita has a j in it.

Ashley gets 13 out of 16 correct. Wil gets all 16 correct and has the fifth fastest time. Frank also has them all right to take the lead. Jojo has them all right, too. Ian does as well. Rounding out the results, Shane has everything right and has the fastest time, so he has won the power of veto.

With Shane saving himself, the logical replacement becomes the other person who voted to get rid of Frank, Danielle. In what was looking like a good week to get rid of a big threat, Frank seems to be left with the two least threatening people as his targets.

Following the competition, Shane says he’d like to make a final two deal with Frank. Boogie asks him to not tell anybody. He complies with this request, telling Britney and Jojo that no deal was struck.

Shane suggests an alternate plan rather than continuing to decimate Dan’s and Britney’s already down teams. He wants Danielle (also one of his allies) to be kept safe so that they can work together with Frank and target Janelle’s team, taking out the second biggest physical threat in the house, Wil.

At the veto ceremony, Shane saves himself. Danielle is the replacement nominee.

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