Kevin “K-Fed” Federline’s Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial

Well, it’s official, if Britney Spears baby daddy Kevin “K-Fed” Federline had any credibility left, what-so-ever, he has officially flushed it down the toilet now.

It’s been known for a few weeks now that Kevin Federline has been working on a primetime Super Bowl commerical for Nationwide, and the illusive commercial has finally been leaked online!

I have to admit, as much as I hate K-Fed, the Nationwide Super Bowl commercial is by far the best thing he has ever done – maybe he’ll realize that and stick to making an ass of himself in commercials – at least one can dream.

Watch Kevin Federline’s Nationwide Commercial after the jump!

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Britney Spears is the new Dayna Carvey?

britney spears bad hair day

I’m a few days behind on this one, to say the least, but I still had to post about it anyways ’cause I get such a kick out of the comparison.

On January 17th, the folks over at the US Weekly blog threw this picture up, no text, no nothing, just the picture and a title: “Hollywood Look-Alike: Britney Spears and Garth From Wayne’s World

Britney Spears has certainly been looking pretty rough lately, and when she does make an attempt at looking good, it’s so blazingly obvious that she had to put far to much effort into it. Sure, she’s a good ‘ole southern girl, or so she says, but she could at least put a little effort into looking decent. Britney used to look fantastic, but things have sure changed, and at the worse time possible. With a custody battle between her and 2nd former husband Kevin “K-FED” Federline looming, she’s going to have to make some big changes to convince any judge that she deserves custody.

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Lindsay Lohan Brand Vodka, Mmmmm

People say a picture is worth a thousand words, and they couldn’t be more right.

This little gem comes compliments of the gossip gangsta himself, Perez Hilton.

lindsay lohan vodka

Rehydrate. Rehabilitate. Intoxicate. Introducing Adequite, the world’s first single-grain triple-distilled luxury vodka available in a discreet plastic container that resembles an innocent – yet stylish – water bottle. Specially developed by troubled alcohol enthusiast and occasional movie actress Lindsay Lohan, Adequite is the solution to the problem you’re not ready to admit you have.

Thanks Perez and Best Week Ever!

Stupid Celebrity News of the Day!

  • What idiot thought it would be a good idea to have Prince as the Super Bowl Halftime Show act? For some reason the sexually ambiguous “rock star” Prince doesn’t strike me as the kind of entertainment millions of middle-aged men lounging in their recliner’s drinking Bud Light and eating Nachos will be looking for. Way to TOTALLY miss your target audience guys, nicely done.
  • Apparently Bette Midler is as much a fan of Britney Spears‘ Beaver as I am. In fact, she’s even trying to make up for Britney’s shortcomings, but maybe she’s overdoing just a little? ‘I’m wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear.’ she said. ‘In fact I’m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing – at least two bras and several pairs of panties.’
  • Mel Gibson‘s newest venture into the film directing business, entitle “Apocalypto”, gets some much needed translating. Best. Translation. Ever!
  • The Simple Life star and disgustingly skinny Paris Hilton sidekick, Nichole Richie was nailed with DUI at 4:50am this morning. Stupid isn’t the only thing Paris and Nichole have in common anymore. The worst part of this entire thing is Nichole’s weight on the rap sheet. My cat’s had turd’s that weigh more than her. Come on, 85lbs is NOT a healthy weight for a kid, let alone a fully “matured” (and I use the term very loosely), woman. Oh, and yes, that pun was very much intended. Zing!

Perez Hilton on the Howard Stern Show!

Perez Hilton on Howard Stern

The self proclaimed Queen of all Media Perez Hilton paid a visit to Howard Stern and the results were fantastic! Perez’s popularity is skyrocketing, and his chat with Howard Stern is certainly one to remember. I only wish had have been able to listen to it all live. Luckily Perez has the last 20-mins of his appearance available for listening on his website!

My favorite part comes near the very end when one of Howard Stern‘s fans calls in and doesn’t seem to be to big a fan of Perez, to say the least. It’s hard to believe people so ignorant and close minded still exist on this planet, it really is unfortunate.

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Celebrity Gossip Blogger Perez Hilton Sued for 7.5 Million!

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Image by Miami New Times

Well, it was bound to happen eventually. One of my personal favorite’s in the celebrity blogging qord, the self proclaimed queen of all media, Perez Hilton, has been slapped with a $7.5-million lawsuit.

Perez Hilton, like the vast majority of other blogs, gets all of his images from various different sites online, one of which is X17, who just happened to be a paparazzi agency. It used to be that the guys at X17 didn’t mind if people used their pictures on blogs, and then they started to watermark all their pictures, but still allowed them to be used; however, just recently, they have changed their minds yet again, and have now decided any publicity gained from the use of their watermarked images wasn’t enough, and now they’re charging for people to make use of their pictures. Alas, there is only one problem with that situation, they’re still posting all their picture on their OWN website, for everyone to see! If you post pictures on the internet, you have to be willing to accept that fact that at one point or another, someone else is likely to make use of them. I’m afraid that’s just how it works, and as much as X17 wants to change the world in that respect, they don’t stand a chance.

The thing that gets to me the most about this entire situation is the fact that X17 and a hand full of other paparazzi agencies have banded together to pick out and target Perez Hilton alone. Hundreds, if not thousands of other blogs and sites with significant visitors use images from these agencies as well, alas, these agencies don’t see to care about those sites. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that PerezHilton.com is one of, if not the single largest celebrity gossip blog online? Perez is the face of the gossip blogging world and has been featured on just about every TV show and in just about every magazine in North America. Whether you like him or not, he’s the highest profile celebrity blogger out there, and his site sees well over 3-million unique visitors a day because of it. This past Thursday he cracked the 4-million mark and had roughly 4.4-million unique visitors. That is a huge achievement for anyone, let alone a celebrity gossip blogger!

The only reason X17 and the likes are singling our Perez is because he IS the face of the celebrity blogging world, his site DOES get the highest traffic and the free publicity garnered by suing/threatening/annoying him is substantial! My hat goes off to X17 and the other pap agencies that are going after Perez, you’re making one hell of a PR push. Funny how the paparazzi agencies suddenly develop ethics and a set of morals when PR is involved. To bad it’s not fooling anyone.

Remembrance Day Long Weekend

For those of us in Canada, this weekend is Remembrance day long weekend, which is basically the Canadian equivalent of Veterans Day in the U.S. Since it’s a long weekend, my wife and I are taking the opportunity to head to Vancouver Island, more specifically Port Alberni, to visit with some family and, it just so happens, said family has no computer. So, there will be no more updates until Monday night, maybe Tuesday morning.

I really need to get myself a laptop for just such occasions.

Since I won’t be updating, and I know you’ll be wanting your Reality TV and Celeb dirt fix, I highly recommend checking out the following:

Reality TV Links:
TVGasm.com
RealityTVMagazine.com
RealityBlurred.com
RealityTVWorld.com

Celebrity Gossip Links:
PerezHilton.com
CelebritySmack.com
TMZ.com
PinkIsTheNewBlog.com
SocialiteLife.com

Have a great long weekend everyone! And take a moment to remember all the soldiers that have given their lives in the line of duty. I personally don’t agree with the war, or any war, for that matter, but I do recognize that soldiers are giving their lives everyday for what they think is right. Pay some respects for past and present fallen soldiers. Canada alone has lost over 40 soldiers to the “peace keeping” mission in Afghanistan. Don’t forget them.