Hell’s Kitchen Season 6 Episode 3

Before we could find out the final results of Hell’s Kitchen Season 6 Episode 2, Joseph, who presumably just tried out for the show to put that ass Gordon Ramsay in his place, wanted to take things out into the parking lot.

Joseph tells Ramsay he ain’t nothing but a bitch. It’s funny because it’s true. Joseph has now been kicked off the show. Yeah, we had to wait a week to see that.

Back to where we were before Ramsay started whining about Joseph giving him a taste of his own medicine. Tony and Andy were nominated for the blue team, which followed Lovely and Tennille having been nominated by the red team. Tony has been eliminated. Since the men are now down by two, Robert will be switching teams again, back to the men’s team.

The chefs are ready for a little sleep. At 2:05AM, they find out it’s very little sleep. A bunch of fire trucks show up. For a fire drill. So this is where my tax dollars are going. And this is the drama they focused on in the promos?

The challenge is to serve food to the firemen. Whoever feeds their side of the dining room first wins. Each table must receive their garlic bread before the pasta goes out.

Lovely’s not together yet. I don’t think we can wait for her to get together.

On the other team, Andy is using 2 out of the 5 ovens. How hard is is to make bread?

Ariel jumps in, allowing the red team to get some garlic bread out.

The pasta’s ready for the blue team. How about the bread?

Red team has completed the garlic bread service. Now they’re moving on to the pasta entrees. Meanwhile, the blue team is still waiting on Andy. The bread’s finally going out for them, so they are also moving on to entrees.

Sabrina’s pasta has one piece of chicken in it. That won’t cut it.

The women are up by two tables all along, and it looks like they’re going to win, so it’s time to introduce a bit of drama into it. Tek has served up a pink meatball. At least it was to a firefighter and not to a pregnant lady, which last week proved to be the worst crime in the world.

The men catch up, getting both tables down to one ticket left, but it’s not enough. Red team wins the challenge. The ladies will be going to a spa via helicopter. For their punishment, the men will be hosing down dirty fire equipment and trucks. Then they’ll clean the dining room.

Dave hurts his hand washing the truck. He feels his wrist start to swell up right away, but he just hides it because he does not want anyone to know. Then Kevin trips going up the stairs, injuring both ankles. Dave, meanwhile, can’t hide his pain any longer, so he asks the medics for some assistance since they’re there anyway. They’re off to the hospital.

Dave has a torn FCR and a slight fracture. He says he’s fine to work. Kevin has a stretched ligament and a severely sprained ankle. Having to stand in the kitchen all day, that could be a problem.

Dave volunteers to be the waiter for the blue team; Lovely will be the waitress for the red team.

Van is on appetizers. His shouting is not impressing Ramsay, but his risotto is delicious.

Tennille has way too much oil for her scallops, or so Suzanne tells her, not that she’s going to listen. Maybe she’ll listen to Ramsay instead.

Andy is attempting to help Robert with his scallops, which just leads to them blaming each other for things not working out.

Back in the red kitchen, why are the scallops boiled? Suzanne uses this as an opportunity to give an I told you so to Tennille, who puts the same ones back in the pan. Then she’s told it’s time to start over, which ultimately leads to her starting a fire. She can’t handle too many people talking to her at one time. How’s she plan to run a kitchen then? With that behind her, though, she is delivering the scallops.

Lovely’s running behind. 42 minutes to take one order?

Amanda delivers 8 chops to Ramsay. 3 3’s are what? 3. So what’s 3 times 3? 6. Might wanna try 9. When she figures out the numbers, she’s unable to deliver an acceptable final lamb chop.

Bad feet or not, Kevin’s not having any trouble running around the kitchen.

The men are 1 ticket away from finishing. Robert forgot the salmon. He’ll need 12 more minutes. This allows the women to get to their last ticket, and they push ahead to finish first. While the men complete the service, the big error at the end cost them.

Red diners rated their experience 81% above average. Blue diners rated their experience 83% above average. Despite the brief moment of joy the women experienced, they are the losing team. Ariel is the best of the worst, so she will have to think about two individuals she’d like to drop.

Lovely is the first nominee due to her lack of experience. Tennille is the second nominee. Amanda skates past thanks to two people being worse than her. Neither of them will end up winning, but Lovely is safe. Tennille also is not going home because Joseph “took himself out of the competition.”

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 6 Episode 4, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.