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We met the houseguests in Big Brother 12 Episode 1, and then Hayden won HOH.

The question of the night remains: who’s the saboteur? Oh, like they’re going to tell anybody.

Andrew has decided he trusts Enzo.

Brendon is getting Rachel to fall for him when he says he’s a physicist. And yet he coaches a high school swim team. Either way, he doesn’t seem to be too concerned about keeping this a secret because he’s just telling random people really early. Annie’s sitting there watching this discussion, and she’s completely out of place.

Unlike everybody else who thinks it’s either Brendon or Andrew, Kathy’s theory is that the saboteur is a likeable girl.

Annie tells Ragan that she has a girlfriend. He’s obviously gay and is happy to not be alone in the house.

Hayden is observing Rachel and Brendon, seeing a showmance in the process of being formed.

Enzo goes to Hayden and says “Godfather, I need your help,” or something along those lines. He knows that you have to kiss up to the guy at the top. From there, he wants some brains in the operation, and he picks Matt. They also want to drag Lane into a foursome because they need some muscle. Matt is going to venture to say this is the strongest alliance in Big Brother history. So basically they should be history pretty quickly. The alliance is called “The Brigade”. Yeah, Lane doesn’t know what a brigade is.

For the challenge, they split into three teams of four. The losing team will be the have nots for the week. Andrew says that he will be unable to eat at all if he loses because slop is not kosher. Oy vey. I plan to have no sympathy for him since he’s doing it to himself.

Pink: Monet, Enzo, Britney, Lane
Green: Brendon, Annie, Kristen, Andrew
Blue: Matt, Kathy, Ragan, Rachel

They head out into the backyard, where they see a giant bucket of popcorn. Then Hayden joins them dressed as a fairy. One person from each team must jump into the caramel and then seach through the popcorn for Big Brother’s teeth. Brendon loses his shorts in the process as he goes against Matt and Monet. Rather than putting them back on, he just leaves them off so that Rachel can stare at his butt. Matt gives the blue team the lead. Kathy takes off after him. Brendon returns to tie it 1-1, and then Monet is next. Annie takes the lead for the green team. Enzo scores to tie the game at 2. Kristen laps Kathy to return with the green team’s third point. Andrew returns with the fourth tooth. Ragan makes up some ground to at least not be in last any more, as Britney seems to be dying on this course. Brendon makes it 5 for green. As Kathy flails about hopelessly, blue team heads back to last again. Enzo ties the game at 6, and rather than letting Britney sink them again, he decides to get a second tooth he finds as close to her as allowable. This prevents her from having to dig, but it’s still not enough to prevent the green team from winning. Lane finishes things off for the pink team. Meanwhile, Kathy’s still stuck in the caramel. Matt questions how she can fight crime if she can’t even get out of the caramel. Is she the saboteur?

This loss makes Matt, Kathy, Ragan, and Rachel the have nots, which means they will be eating slop, taking cold showers, and living in the have not bedroom. The beds are chase lounge chairs (at least they’re not hard), and there are jars full of bugs everywhere.

Kathy gives Britney a lecture about how she was struggling in the challenge. Wait. Britney was the one who was struggling? While she did horribly, Kathy was the one lying there all day.

The saboteur has struck again. There’s an X over Kathy’s and Britney’s pictures. Kathy pretends it doesn’t matter. Britney doesn’t hide that she’s angry. If you want something that’s going to cause drama, this is probably it. Britney’s already decided Kathy is her enemy.

Nominations
Andrew is safe by default.
Annie is safe.
Ragan is safe.
Enzo is safe.
Kristen is safe.
Britney is safe.
Matt is safe.
Monet is safe.
Kathy is safe.
Lane is safe.
Brendon and Rachel have been nominated for eviction.

Rachel says that she’s done nothing. She’s going to stay. By the way, she’s going to make sure Brendon stays, too. That’s exactly what you did. This is alliance is too close for comfort for Hayden’s liking.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 12 Episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother is back for another summer with a cast of 13 new contestants, host Julie “Chenbot” Chen, and another America’s Player that should make rigging the game easier than usual.

Andrew is a practicing orthodox Jew. Britney is from the town of Huntington, Arkansas with a population of about 688. Hayden is in love with himself. Rachel is a chemist with breasts as big as her head. Monet hopes the other houseguests are up to her standards. Oh geez. Matt is a Mensa member with a bunch of tattoos. Annie hopes her bisexuality will help. Enzo loves Jersey, meatballs, and his mama. His strategy is: none of your friggin business. So basically he doesn’t have one. Brendon’s used to dealing with high school drama, so he’ll fit right in the Big Brother house. Ragan’s prepared to lie, cheat, and backstab.

Matt thinks that people who succumb to organized religion are easily manipulated kooks. Annie expects to be annoyed by high maintenance young girls, like Monet. Enzo seems to be all for fake boobs. Brendon will be breaking out his speedo if he’s on the block. Hayden’s just fine flirting with a gay guy if it’ll keep him in the house, which is good because Ragan has a thing for big dumb guys, although Lane’s also looking for someone to do all the thinking for him.

Britney, Ragan, Brendon, and Rachel enter the house first. Brendon’s looking forward to seeing both of these girls in a bathing suit.

The next group to enter is Lane, Annie, Enzo, Kathy, and Andrew. Andrew immediately screams mazel tov. Annie is drawn to Britney.

Monet, Hayden, Kristen, and Matt are the final group to enter. Monet makes sure to run people over so that she can get a bed. Hayden is not so bold, meaning he is bedless.

Ragan would love to form an alliance with Brendon… and fall in love with him. Kristen wants to get with Hayden, who in turn plans to get with her as well because she’s a model. Andrew’s wearing his yamaka already. He pretends to be a shoe salesman, not a doctor. Kathy’s the old lady of the house at 40. She’s also the law, which isn’t something Enzo likes. Annie loves Jersey accents apparently. Ragan also lies about what he does for a living. Britney plans to be best friends with Ragan, the flaming homosexual. Those are her people. Annie does not mention she’s bi.

Julie reveals the twist to the houseguests. There is a saboteur amongst them with the mission to sabotage an individual, a group, or all of them. If that person makes it through the first 5 weeks (halfway), they will get $50,000. If they are evicted prior to that, they will walk away with nothing.

It’s time for the first HOH competition. They will all divide into two teams of six. Since there are 13, one person will sit out. Andrew quickly volunteers. He’ll be the mascot, which means he can dress as a weiner but cannot be HOH. They walk into the backyard and see giant hot dogs, ketchup, mustard, and a grill. Rachel definitely wants to jump on those big weiners. Although he cannot be HOH, Andrew is automatically safe from the first eviction. Very good trade.

The challenge is for one person to jump on the hot dogs and be pulled across the line by their teammates. The winning team will receive prizes based on how they cross to the other side: $10,000 for first, $1,000 for second, $100 for third, $10 for fourth, $1 for fifth, and HOH for the last person across. Kristen wants the money and to go first. Annie doesn’t give it much thought before deciding either, and she makes it across. Monet goes after Kristen falls, and then she realizes that the person who just won $10k is probably a target. Ragan crosses second for his team. Lane ties the score at 2 each. As her team realizes the best strategy is to grab the strap at the top rather than wrapping their legs around a slippery weiner, Kristen gives her team the 3-2 lead. Brendon has a plan, too. He wants to wrap his T-shirt around the top so that the girls can grab it. His team is not smart enough to listen to him yelling to bring him back, so he gets across to bring his yellow team to a 3-3 tie. After repeatedly falling, Britney goes down and stays down with a knee injury. I kept wondering when that was going to happen.

Following her injury, Britney is cleared to be able to quit by the medical team. It didn’t look like she was going to make it across anyway, so she’s thrilled by that. She will be switching places with someone who has crossed to the other platform. The yellow team will be able to choose, and they select Kristen. She had no trouble getting across the first time, and Kristen very easily gets across the second time, giving the red team a 4-3 lead. Matt and Hayden make a deal. If Hayden gets HOH, he will keep Matt safe. With that, Matt goes next to take the 5-3 lead, and Hayden wins HOH.

The lights go out. Sabotage. Being from Jersey, Enzo knows about such things. Brendon, however, thinks it’s Big Brother’s way of telling them to go to bed. Andrew leaves the room as well because he wants to pull a prank. When the lights come back on, there’s a padlock on their storage room, so they’ll be stuck with slop.

So now the question is: who is the saboteur? The answer: wait a week.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 12 Episode 2, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

Big Brother is back yet again for a 12th season. The Big Brother 12 cast consists of 13 players, including one saboteur.

Andrew Gordon
39
Miami Beach, FL
Podiatrist

Annie Whittington
27
Tampa, FL
Bartender

Brendon Villegas
30
Riverside, CA
High School Swim Coach

Britney Haynes
22
Huntington, AR
Hotel Sales Manager

Enzo Palumbo
32
Bayonne, NJ
Insurance Adjuster

Hayden Moss
24
Tempe, AZ
College Student

Kathy Hillis
40
Texarkana, AR
Deputy Sheriff – Sergeant

Kristen Bitting
24
Philadelphia, PA
Boutique Manager

Lane Elenburg
24
Decatur, TX
Oil Rig Salesman

Matt Hoffman
32
Elgin, IL
Web designer

Monet Stunson
24
Glen Carbon, IL
Model

Rachel Reilly
26
Las Vegas, NV
Chemistry Graduate Student/VIP Cocktail Waitress

Ragan Fox
34
West Hollywood, CA
College Professor

Ragan Fox
Age: 34
Current Residence: West Hollywood, California
Occupation: College Professor

CBS Bio
Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, genuine, intelligent
Favorite Activities: Writing and performing poetry. My podcast is my biggest hobby. The show features my comedic take on pop culture and politics. I discuss everything on it.
What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: There is a lot of fighting and I tend to hold a grudge.
Strategy for winning Big Brother: Don’t rock the boat until I have to. Float until war is declared and the floaters align with strong players who are perceived to be bigger threats. Form a secret alliance about two weeks into the game. Don’t win too many competitions but don’t obviously throw them.
What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Homophobes, 18-23 year-olds (the ages of students I teach), ultra conservatives
A recurring theme on Big Brother is “expect the unexpected.” How would you handle “the unexpected:” I’d roll with the punches.
Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Most: Janelle, because what you saw is what you got. Least: Boogie. White rappers are too much of a paradox for me. And Chima, she was a poor sport and bad game player.
What are you afraid of: Heights, flying, homophobia
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: I’ve had 2 poetry collections published: Heterophobia and Exile in Gayville
Finish this sentence: “My life’s motto is:” The Golden Rule: Treat others how you want/expect to be treated.
Is there anything else you want to tell the audience about yourself: I love to make people laugh. In my world, there’s nothing a well-placed fart joke can’t cure. Humor is how I roll with the punches.

Rachel Reilly
Age: 26
Current Residence: Las Vegas, Nevada
Occupation: Chemistry Graduate Student/VIP Cocktail Waitress

CBS Bio
Three adjectives that describe you: Bubbly, effervescent and adventurous
Favorite activities: Painting, working out, doing anything outdoors, watching movies with friends, playing with my dog, getting dressed up and going on dates.
What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Having your entire life televised
Strategy for winning Big Brother: I would hustle like I do at work when I get men to buy me champagne.
What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Negative people – those who don’t see the beauty in life and don’t understand how fortunate we are to be alive.
A recurring theme on Big Brother is “expect the unexpected.” How would you handle “the unexpected:” I would welcome it – I’m always expecting the unexpected. My life in Vegas is like a show, I welcome the spice of life. Bring it on!
Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I like Laura the most because she stuck up for what she believed.
What are you afraid of: I hate spiders!!!!!!
Finish this sentence: “My life’s motto is:” Try everything out the world has to offer and always keep a smile on your face. Make the world a better place.
Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I have so many facets to my personality. I’m a model, a cocktail server, a chemist, a student, a charity head… I have life experiences to share.

Monet Stunson
Age: 24
Current Residence: Glen Carbon, Illinois
Occupation: Model

CBS Bio
Three adjectives that describe you: Exotic, active and the coolest person you will ever meet
Favorite activities: Shopping, working out, running and swimming
What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: The lack of privacy
Strategy for winning Big Brother: I don’t really have one. I find it hard to say upfront how I would play. I need to meet the other contestants and get in the house to decide if I would play nice or dirty
What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: I’m not a fan of ditsy, stupid girls or guys who think they’re “all that.”
A recurring theme on Big Brother is “expect the unexpected.” How would you handle “the unexpected:” I live my everyday life expecting the unexpected. Anything can change at a moments notice. You have to be ready for anything.
Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Jordan is my favorite because she seems like a genuinely nice person
What are you afraid of: Not really anything
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: I was on the “Young and the Restless.” Also, everyone tells me I have a really good driver’s license picture.
Finish this sentence: “My life’s motto is:” To live life with no regrets!
Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: Big Brother has had too many trashy bimbos on the show – it’s time they step up their standards and put a classy girl like myself in the house. Also, I can’t wait to eat slop!

Matt Hoffman
Age: 32
Current Residence: Elgin, Illinois
Occupation: Web designer

CBS Bio
Three adjectives that describe you: Intelligent, creative and sweet-talker
Favorite activities: Playing music, writing music, watching TV, watching/playing hockey, hanging/drinking with friends and annoying people for my own amusement
What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: The frustration of not knowing all the major world and pop culture news that’s happening all around you
Strategy for winning Big Brother: I’m leaving all of my emotions from home and my “real life” at the door. When I’m in the house, it’s 100% game.
What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Quiet, reclusive types. When you’re crammed away in close quarters for that long, you need some stimulation.
A recurring theme on Big Brother is “expect the unexpected.” How would you handle “the unexpected:” I’m very adaptable and can think on the fly.
Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Since the beginning I’ve liked Will, but his strategy would never work anymore. People play the game too much now. So, I’d have to go with Dan as my favorite.
What are you afraid of: Failure. That’s it. I think that comes from being an only child. It’s a curse.
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Everything I did with my old band, Shooting Blanks.
Finish this sentence: “My life’s motto is:” I don’t want the world, I just want your half.
Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I have what it takes. I’m smart, charismatic and housebroken so I won’t pee on the carpet.