So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 5

Vegas week concluded in So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 4. Tonight the field will be narrowed down from the 31 who remain to the top 20.

Realizing that last season’s concept of a top 10 was stupid, Nigel has decided that this season will feature a top 20. However, once they get down to the top 10, the all stars will be joining them. This is how it should have been done. Granted, it gives them incentive to rush through the first 10.

Top 10 Boys
Alexander Fost
Chris Cole
Jess LeProtto
Marko Germar
Mitchell Kelly
Nick Young
Ricky Jaime
Robert Taylor Jr.
Tadd Gadduang
Wadi Jones

Top 10 Girls
Ashley Rich
Caitlyn Lawson
Clarice Ordaz
Iveta Lukosiute
Jordan Casanova
Melanie Moore
Miranda Maleski
Missy Morelli
Ryan Ramirez
Sasha Mallory

Eliminated
Abigail Ruiz
Alexa Anderson
Bridget Krouse
Bryce “Professor Lock” Johnson
Dres Reid
Jeremiah Hughes
Katie Lee Ledger
Lenny
Natalia Mallory
T. Kwan
Virgil “Lil O” Gadson

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 6, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 4

We saw the gun toting Rhinestone Ropers, Russian bar group Sandou Trio, and shallow water diver Darren Taylor in America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 3. Next we go to Minneapolis, MN. In the middle of winter. Yeah, great planning. Unlike today’s ridiculous 100 degree temperatures (I feel your pain), they were engulfed in a blizzard at that time, I assume the blizzard that shut down the whole damn country. Like a foot or two of snow is going to stop people from Minnesota. It will, however, stop people from Ireland, so no Piers. That’s an automatic no, which Piers would have given anyway, so both Sharon and Howie will both have to say yes for the acts to advance.

Sarah Hoeft has a parrot (Echo of Animal Gardens) with her, one she hopes may perform. Echo sings and does animal impressions.

The St. Luke’s Bottle Band is what it sounds like. No, really.

Lys Agnes has decided to start singing again 2 years after her fiance died in a car crash. She just quit her job to pursue this as a career. Ave Maria is a song people aren’t going to tackle unless they have skill, so either this will be very good or a big joke. In her case, it turns out to be good.

It took Piers 18 hours to get to Minneapolis from New York. He plans to take it out on Howie, who’s enjoying watching a half clothed little person perform.

Those Funny Little People are, uh, dancers dressed up as dwarves, I think. Now that Piers is back, somebody’s getting buzzed. Keeping in line with the rest of the day, they will be going to Vegas. Piers shoves them out of his way, which leads Howie to let them into his dressing room.

Miss Cherries Jubalie likes to pierce every part of her body for fun.

Walt Winston is a folk musician who has 70 hit singles that have been #1 on a small unknown website. Tonight he performs Truck Drivers Aren’t Supposed to Cry. The audience was getting into it, but eventually they come to their senses and start booing.

The Silhouettes is a group of 38 kid dancers ages 9-18. When the lights go down, the reason for their name becomes clear, as they tell a story by creating shapes with shadows. Very cool concept.

The Kinetic King is the best at what he does in the 17 known universes. His exploding stick contraption that he spent 8 hours building is surprisingly entertaining.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 5, which airs Tuesday at 8/7 on NBC.

America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 3

Seattle brought us impressionist Melissa Villasenor and acrobat troupe Zuma Zuma in America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 2, along with many bad acts that Howie insisted on letting through to the next round. Houston is the next stop.

The first act of the day is ready to start the auditions with a bang and a really bad pun. Like half the audience, they have brought guns and knives with them. Dan and Melody make up The Rhinestone Ropers. For starters, he throws some knives at her. He insists they’re friends. Then he shoots the balloons she’s holding. After that, it’s time to throw knives at her while she’s spinning. Still spinning, she grabs a gun and shoots some balloons.

Charles Peachock does a lighted juggling act. People like these light acts, so good call. The Purrfect Angelz is a dance group that gets through before dancing a single move.

Ignoring the fact that his gender disqualifies him, Daniel Joseph Baker wants to be a Pussycat Doll. I’m not sure how comfortable America will be with his femininity, but he’s a strong performer.

Jay Maynard is dressed in a Tron costume and believes he’s an Internet superstar. A fat guy in spandex. He was a computer geek long before computer geek was cool. It’s still not cool apparently. Sharon buzzes immediately. Howie makes him start over. Piers buzzes. Howie makes him start over again. Then Howie puts him out of his misery.

Cassie, her husband Constantine, and her brother-in-law Sergei form the group Sandou Trio Russian Bar. I take it she’s the English speaker and/or translator of the group. They grab a bar, and she does acrobatic stunts on it. That nets her a standing ovation from the judges.

Status B.L.A.K. is a really bad singing group that can’t even sing a bad Usher song well. Johnny Di Domenico may look like Howie, but he doesn’t sound like him. Asian James Brown will be wasting our time next.

Dani Shay is a 22 year old girl who has Justin Bieber’s old haircut. She turns out to be a good singer.

Tanner “Lil’ T” Edwards is a 6 year old dancer. So after Howie makes him tell his girlfriend he loves her, which she probably doesn’t hear because it’s past her bed time, he does his thing. How he dances is quite irrelevant because it’s not like the judges are going to tell him no.

Darren Taylor (Professor Splash) will be jumping 26 feet into a children’s pool with 12 inches of water in it. He’s broken his neck twice, but he hasn’t died yet. For some reason, he’s brought some girls in bikinis with him. Not sure what purpose they serve, but it doesn’t hurt. Nick asks for complete silence, so don’t buzz him like Hasselhoff did the time the guy was shoving swords down his throat. His plan is to break the world record on this show if given the opportunity.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 4, which airs next on NBC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 4

The auditions concluded in So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 3 with auditions from Jordan Casanova, DC Chapman, Arielle Coker, and Alexis Mason. Tonight we go to Vegas with more dancers and more judges. Robin Antin, Adam Shankman, Debbie Allan, and Tyce Diorio join Nigel and Mary.

Iveta Lukosiute is in her third trip to Vegas, where she apparently believed she was going to be performing at a gentleman’s club. They don’t have to ask her to take anything off because she starts off pretty well unclothed to begin.

Marlon Pelayo shows up in a unitard, which the judges complain about.

Marlon’s out because his outfit’s too distracting. Iveta’s very distracting outfit, however, is not a problem, and she’s moving to the next round.

Wadi Jones is a bboy known for his freerunning. Sasha & Natalia Mallory decide to perform together again for their “solos”. They’re heading to the next round.

114 people move to the next round (hip hop with Tabitha and Napoleon), with 46 having been eliminated from the solos that may or may not have featured two dancers.

Chyna Smith tries to be up for the challenge of being bad ass and buck. As much as any person from Idaho can be. She realizes she’s not very good, but they’re going to give her another chance.

Hero McRae (who I never understood why they didn’t send to choreography) and Patty Anne Miller are eliminated. Mary Kate Sheehan, Kristen Dobson, and shouldn’t have been sent to Vegas Princess Lockerooo are also out.

Wadi Jones will perform in spite of the cramps in his legs. He’s lucky this is a comfortable style for him because the lack of practice doesn’t hurt him.

8 contestants have been given another chance to dance the same style they messed up earlier, including Chyna and Iveta. They’re all through to the next round.

The first challenge of the next day is Tyce Diorio’s broadway routine. Jason Gilkison joins the judges’ panel while Adam gets his knee checked at the hospital.

Lil O, somebody named Jessica, Jordan Casanova, and Wadi are through to the next round. A long list of others join them.

Rebecca Hart is in her fifth season. She talks about how she really wasn’t going to come back again. Really? Jeremiah Hughes has been around just as long as her and has gone so far as to audition for SYTYCD Canada, too. He was previously cut in a silly display from the judges complaining about him being upset. Jeremiah scrapes through. Rebecca is out, and her request to dance for her life is denied, regardless of whether she’s made it further than this before or not.

Jason Gilkison’s jive is the next task.

Josh Williams has been struggling to lift his larger partner Natalia. Whether she’s talented or not, her size is a problem (if it weren’t, they wouldn’t have to work around it), and keeping her around just seems to be delaying the inevitable. They are split up and given new partners. Natalia gets a larger Bryce Johnson (the professor) as her new partner. She’ll be moving to the next round.

Ryan Ramirez was axed last season in the final round. She’s going to the next round, and so is Sasha.

With a winner in her family, Alexis Mason is expected to be in the top 20, which we’ll be back to again since they decided the top 10 concept was stupid. The judges question think her performance was artificial, whatever that means, and ask her to dance for her life. Nigel says no. Mary agrees with him but says yes. Tyce is also conflicted but says yes. Debbie also says yes, which is enough for her to stick around.

At 10PM, they’re told they are not done for today. It’s group night. Each group picks a CD at random and must create a routine for that piece of music.

A group of contemporary dancers (Bridget, Caitlynn, Ricky, and Clarice) plus Wadi is up first. They bounced through their choreography quickly and were all quite happy as they finished up around midnight. They sail through to the next round.

Natalia is not feeling well, but she has been cleared by the medics to dance. In her group are DC, Arielle, Dashi, and Jordan. Their additional problem beyond the lost rehearsal time is that DC feels he’s being ignored by dancers outside of his style who are too graceful. Regardless, they’re through to the next round.

Day 3 is contemporary day, which Nigel warns them will be a bloodbath.

Ryan is injured and off to the hospital for an X-ray. Natalia’s also off to the hospital due to her low blood sugar.

Sasha is through to the next round, and so is Bryce. Robert Taylor Jr., Wadi, and Lil O are as well.

Ryan returns with good news that she does not have a fractured or broken butt, just a lot of deep tissue brusing. She is cleared to compete and opts to dance in this round regardless of the lack of rehearsal. To give her a bit of a boost, they give her Robert Roldan as a partner, but she doesn’t really need the help because she’s got it down.

Jeremiah and Arielle are in the next group. He has been cut in contemporary twice before, and she was eliminated last time in this round as well. DC is also in their group. Arielle has been eliminated, and DC has as well, with a request from Debbie to man up. For Jeremiah, the news is positive.

Chyna is out.

Natalia returns with news that she has diabetes. She is cleared to dance and gets a pass through contemporary, and she and her sister are through to the next round.

Kimalee Piedad, Chase Thomas, and Amber Williams have been eliminated.

The final performance of the night goes to Alexis Mason, who has been eliminated.

31 dancers remain, and from them the top 20 will be chosen.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 5, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.

America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 2

America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 1 kicked things off in Los Angeles and Atlanta with Landon Swank, Vegas Birds, Miami All Stars, and Team iLuminate. Tonight we head to Seattle, the rainy city.

Melissa Villasenor does celebrity/singing impressions, including Miley Cyrus and/or Hannah Montana and d-lister Kathy Griffin. Sharon doesn’t think she’ll be working in retail much longer, and she’s impressed that somebody made Piers laugh.

A+C Twins are under the impression they’re local stars. They are not. Piers makes fun of their singing and weird dancing. Howie bets he’s a better singer than they are. He is.

Anita McCoy shows up on stage with a hula hoop and some batons. This 69 year old forgot to get fully clothed before coming to the show. Howie says yes, but that’s the only vote she’s going to get.

Not getting caught up on technicalities such as the show’s name, Zuma Zuma is a Kenyan acrobatic troupe. They don’t need no stinking mats.

Poplyfe is a music group aged 12-16. They perform what I assume is an original song about being a billionaire. (Sadly, having watched the first episode of this season’s Britain’s Got Talent, it seems to me that this is a real and apparently popular song.) Piers tells the frontgirl to dump the group backing her up, but she’s not willing to go without them.

Sadie is an 8 year old singer without a last name, who Piers asks whether she’s 55. The Elektrolytes are a hip hop dance group that impress the judges with their energy.

Mauricio Herrera claims to be an international superstar. In Costa Rica. Feel free to head back there, dude. He performs Livin La Vida Loca, a song you may recall being popular last century. Because Piers hates his guts, Sharon and Howie invite him to Vegas.

Carlton Baltimore has been a paper horn player for 50 years. The fact that this is a complete waste of time is lost on everybody other than Piers. In Piers’ absence (after he walks off stage), Sharon comes to her senses and votes no.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on NBC.

Dolvett Quince Joins The Biggest Loser

In with the new, out with the… new.

So Jillian Michaels is gone because she needs some time to hang out with Dr. Phil. That much we knew. We were left to speculate about new trainers Brett Hoebel and Cara Castranuova. Now it seems as if one season will be the extent of their involvement with The Biggest Loser.

Bob Harper will probably stick around for another 11 seasons, and we learned on finale night that he will be joined by tennis player Anna Kournikova. Two seems sufficient to me, but we have now learned of a third person joining the pair.

Dolvett Quince, trainer to the stars (Justin Bieber… yeah, Justin Bieber) and founder of Body Sculptor Inc., will be joining them.

“I couldn’t be more excited about joining ‘The Biggest Loser’ as their newest trainer,” said Quince. “This amazing opportunity allows me to use my expertise to change lives one rep at a time, and encourage contestants — and viewers — to find strength beyond muscle.”

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 3

Salt Lake and Utah in So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 2 brought us Chyna Smith, Chase Thomas, Brandon Jones, Virgil Gadson, Mary Kate Sheehan, Jess LeProtto, and Kristen Dobson. Tonight we head to Los Angeles, where Tyce Diorio joins Mary and Nigel.

Jordan Casanova dances to a song called Naughty Girl, while insisting she’s innocent. Mary calls that one of the hottest performances ever.

Derion “DC” Chapman teaches Nigel some new dances that Nigel considers hip. This is Nigel we’re talking about here, but anyway, he enjoys that the most since season 4 when Twitch did the conducting.

Arielle Coker keeps coming back each year and promises to keep coming back until they let her be on the show. A quick search tells me she has made it to Vegas before, so it goes without saying she’s going again. Nigel was captivated and says she keeps getting better, while Mary was knocked out.

Hero McRae came here from Japan to dance for us. Nigel loved that. He’s not sure whether she can do anything else but doesn’t care, and she’s going to Vegas.

Joe “Big C” Doyle is under the impression he’s Santa Claus. He’s not, for the record, and I’d be happy if I weren’t eating while he strips.

Season 5 winner Jeanine has brought her little sister Alexis Mason. High expectations to live up to, but she does not disappoint.

Patty Anne Miller is a hip hop dancer that has the judges chatting from the start. The judges love her, and Nigel doesn’t mind not getting an answer to what other styles of dance she’s done.

The final audition of the season is sisters Natalia and Sasha Mallory. Once they’re done slapping each other, they perform together. Nigel was especially shocked by Natalia, who lacks the physique of a dancer, but nonetheless is a strong dancer. Tyce wanted more, though. They’re the first of the night to head to choreography, and then they head to Vegas.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 4, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 2

The auditions kicked off in Atlanta and San Francisco in So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 1, as we got to see Melanie Moore, Kimalee Piedad, Ashley Nicole Rich, and returning hopeful Ryan Ramirez. Tonight we head to Salt Lake City and New York City, breaking away for now from the evening’s tornado coverage.

Robin Antin joins Nigel and Mary in Utah, home of High School Musical.

Devon McCullough and Micah Clark are steppers. Mary thought they were fun and had personality, though she doesn’t know if they can do anything else. They’re heading to choreography.

Chyna Smith is obsessed with the show, but not in a creepy way. She reminds Nigel of Molly. Robin would put her at the top of her list if she were casting the Pussycat Dolls.

Annie Gratton impresses the judges, then her dad steps on stage and joins the act.

Tadd Gadduang adds some humor to his bboy routine, and he’s going to Vegas.

Samantha Hiller danced to the point of knocking herself into amnesia three weeks ago. At least she remembers how to dance. She’s headed to choreography.

Micah and Samantha have been cut, but Devon is going to Vegas (I was more impressed with Samantha).

Chase Thomas is in love with himself, and he’s got the body to get the audience’s attention, though they’re disappointed to find out about his second engagement and subsequent marriage to another college student. Turns out he didn’t even need the lack of clothing to make his way to Vegas.

Brittany Starr has a short story that she’d like to make long. She says Ringo Starr is alive and her father. The real Ringo Starr, not the fake one we see on TV. If she were related to Elvis (a living Elvis not currently on another planet), that would impress me. Needless to say, the audition is a joke, and Mary accurately describes her as delusional. She hopes we remember her. When she dies.

Jason Gilkison joins Mary and Nigel in New York.

Princess Lockerooo calls her dance style whacking. Well, this should be a way to fill five minutes. The judges are sending her to Vegas. Huh?

Contemporary dancer Brandon Jones dances in memory of his father, receiving glowing compliments from the judges.

Brian “Hollow Dreams” Henry wants to take krumping back to Brooklyn. He says he’s dancing this violent/angry style in order to praise God. In spite of Mary whining about him dissing Lil C, he’s heading to choreography.

Mary Kate Sheehan is a champion Irish step dancer, a style she tells us was the Irish as a way of dancing without moving the tops of their bodies so their British overlords didn’t know they were dancing. She’s going to choreography.

Virgil “Lil O” Gadson has Nigel believing that, as a performer, he’ll do well on this show. Jason can already imagine him in the top 20.

Mary Kate is going to Vegas, and so is Brian.

Jess LeProtto is an actor/dancer/singer, in some order. He’s a musical theater dancer. Nigel enjoyed that, but he’d like to see Jess look like he enjoyed it, too. Mary agrees. Jason, however, loved it. He gets a yes for choreography. Picky judges.

Kristen Dobson could probably form an outfit out of what she’s wearing, but it would take some effort. Jason enjoyed her personality but felt her closed off from her partner. Mary is impressed with her progress in 3 years of dancing. She’ll be in choreography as well.

Robert Taylor Jr. has a fun act that would be wiser to be put into a group effort on America’s Got Talent. Mary calls him the most entertaining person of the day.

I didn’t get why either Jess or Kristen went to choreography, and they’re going to Vegas.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 3, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on Fox.