Survivor: Marquesas Episode 3

Hunter and Gina were very vocal in their complaints about the other members of the tribe not doing enough, but what they failed to do was get the numbers on their side, so Patricia was voted out in Survivor: Marquesas Episode 2.

Gina pretends that what Sarah said at tribal council caused her to vote for her. Yeah, so I guess it caused both Hunter and Patricia to vote the same way and there was no voting block?

Over on Rotu, they’ve had a rainy night, so their plan for the day is to improve the shelter.

Kathy is getting along better with her tribe than she had been before. She’ll just go with the flow and be a bit more low key than she had been.

Paschal has earned the nickname Pappy from Gabe, while Neleh has been called Sweet Pea just in general. Both of them have bonded and will end up as the Elisabeth and Rodger of the season.

While out snorkeling, John lands on top of a sea urchin and gets a bunch of needles in his hand. He needs somebody to pee on his hand. Paschal has a little performance anxiety, so Kathy drops her drawers.

Maraamu, after their tribal council last night, is trying to rebond with a morning show. Whatever they say about the rain having washed away the bad, it’s still a tribe divided.

For their next challenge, they will have to construct a raft strong enough to carry all of them and some supplies they will pick up along the way. Jeff brings them some bamboo and rope, and they can use whatever else they can find. As they’re unloading the wood, Robert’s foot gets sliced up. It’s a good thing John is a registered nurse and that Robert has 9 more toes on him. Gabriel comes up with the boat design for his team, and he and Robert put that plan into action, with Robert having no intention of quitting just because he’s injured. On the other side, both Hunter and Rob both want to take control of the project. They opt for Hunter’s plan for building a bulky boat, not worrying about whether they have to end up carrying it eventually or not. Rob allows Hunter to get his way because although he’d like to be the big man, he’d rather see someone else keep running his mouth until it sinks him.

John’s finger has been opened up again. He got bit by an eel. His biggest concern: will how much he can contribute to the tribe decrease?

Hunter’s tired of the complaining coming from his tribe. He won’t say anything, but he doesn’t like these people. Good luck getting to the end if you feel that way.

The tribes arrive at the reward challenge on their rafts. The challenge is a race to grab 5 containers anchored to the bottom of the ocean floor, then go back to where they started. Reward is a choice between comfort (blankets, pillows, and three lanterns with fuel) or sustenance (rice). Neleh and Paschal sit out for Rotu. Both tribes are fairly even on their first box, although Maraamu’s boat looks like it may lack seaworthiness. They continue forward and are the first to arrive at box 4, though. It’s dead even when they get to box 5, so it’ll be a matter of who can paddle faster. In a close race, Rotu wins reward. Again. They choose comfort.

The other tribe certainly isn’t bigger, stronger, or faster. Their problem is that they’re not a real team. Hunter blames it on the lack of work ethics from the others. This broken record is as much a part of the problem as anything his teammates may or may not be bringing to the table. Obviously, nobody is responding to his criticism, but he just keeps pushing anyway.

The immunity challenge is a coconut maze race. First tribe to get all three coconuts through the maze wins. They will have one person on each corner and a caller telling them what to do. The game only requires 5. Tammy, John, and Robert sit out for Rotu. Gina sits out for Maraamu. Maraamu is the first to score a point. Rotu ties it at 1. Maraamu retakes the lead 2-1. Rotu’s quite a bit more behind, but it is tied at 2. Somehow, Rotu erases the lead and wins immunity with Maraamu hovering over the hole but unable to make it in. This marks 5 challenges in a row.

Hunter wants to go after Sean, but he’ll need to get some more votes, so he goes to Rob.

Rob’s just playing the game. He doesn’t care how strong his team is, just as long as they obey. Fear keeps people loyal. If they have something to lose, they’ll do what you say. That’s straight out of The Godfather. It’s true.

Votes
Hunter
Sarah
Sarah
Hunter
Hunter
Hunter

By a vote of 4-2, Hunter has been voted off the island. The tribe is apparently hoping that being talked down to less will help them more than his physical strength and contributions at camp.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Survivor: Marquesas Episode 4 The Winds Twist.

Survivor: Marquesas Episode 2

Peter sunk himself by being weird in Survivor: Marquesas Episode 1.

Rotu is getting close. Well, except for Kathy, who sleeps by herself near the fire.

Robert is struggling and has been pretty sick due to lack of food. He is the second Rob to come up with the plan to catch a pig or chicken. John has created a pig snare, which he believes will get him to the final four if it works.

Maraamu starts off every day with a morning show, a little break from the reality of the situation.

Patricia has changed since the last tribal council, and she’s turned into a workaholic contributing to camp. She may be able to buy herself a little while longer. However, as time goes by, her helpfulness starts to get on everybody’s nerves. They’re tired of listening to her talk.

John has also created a shrimp trap, and this works pretty quickly. He’s thrilled with himself, which is why he soon gets upset with Kathy. She’s been off on her own for a while, and she’s managed to dig up some shells. Perhaps not the most appealing food, but at least it’s protein. No pats on the back for her, though.

Sean has decided that the others on his tribe are going to be racially motivated in this game. Not that they’ve given him any reason to believe so. Their actual problem with him is his laziness.

Rob and Sarah are attached at the hip, which Hunter views as a problem. They’d get more out of Rob if they got rid of her. Rob realizes he’s got an extra vote, but he also has to be on the look out for her because she’s not really doing much.

Kathy has found some more goodies. In order for them to get that food, they have to listen to her first. Gabe complains. He’s not interested in food, shelter, or water. He wants to get to know people first. Nonetheless, he agrees to finally build a functional shelter.

The reward challenge is to remove rocks from boats underwater and bring them up to sail them to shore. Reward is masks, snorkel, and fins. Robert sits out for Rotu. Most people are getting one or two rocks at a time, if that. Gabe gets 19 rocks at once, potentially a huge boost for Rotu. They are, indeed, the first tribe to be able to flip over their boat. Led by Hunter and Boston Rob, Maraamu is not far behind. Rotu hops in their boat first as Maraamu bails water for perhaps too long. Having led the whole way, Rotu wins reward.

Vecepia, Patricia, and Sarah have been working on palm fronds to finish their roof and protect them from the rain. Sarah’s been saying for two days they need to get this finished. Now that Hunter says it, people finally start to listen. Gina says this is her fault because if she wanted it done, she should have done it herself.

Gross food challenge time. A Marquesan delicacy, fafaru, has been set out for them. It’s made by putting parts of various sea creatures in water for three days and letting it rot. Then the marinade is put on slices of fish and put in the hot sun for a couple hours. Shouldn’t a delicacy be something tough to come by? Zoe and Hunter are fine. Neleh and Patricia are also good, with Neleh barely keeping it down. Paschal and Sarah are next and do fine. Vecepia and Kathy go next and also are good. Sean and Robert both struggle their way through it. Gina and Tammy are okay. John makes it through with difficulty, but not as much difficulty as Boston Rob, who just finishes before Probst stops counting to 5. Hunter is once again fine, and so is Gabe. Since it’s a tie, they will select two people to break the tie. Rotu picks Boston Rob. Maraamu selects Neleh. With Rob having the most difficulty, Neleh wins immunity for Rotu.

Sean wants to target Sarah because he feels it’s either him or her. Rob, however, thinks they shot themselves in the foot last time by not getting rid of Patricia.

Sarah doesn’t want to expend too much energy at camp because it will weaken her for the challenges. Gina, however, doesn’t like that someone isn’t working hard enough at camp so she will be weaker at challenges because she has to pick up the slack.

Votes
Sarah
Patricia
Sarah
Patricia
Sarah
Patricia
Patricia

Missing the concept that this is a social game, Hunter’s and Gina’s focus on all work and no play has them backing the wrong horse. By a vote of 4-3, Patricia has been voted off the island.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Survivor: Marquesas Episode 3 No Pain, No Gain.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Winner

The top 4 danced in So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 22, and tonight after two hours of filler we will find out who the So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 winner is.

It will now be narrowed down to the final three. The person in fourth place after last night’s votes is Kayla Rodomski.

With three remaining, it’s time to take it down to two. The dancer in third place is Evan Kasprzak. I was afraid he might end up winning. Likeable guy, but he was outshined by some other dancers who didn’t make it quite so far.

As Nigel predicted, and perhaps influenced, it’s between Brandon and Jeanine. The winner of So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 is Jeanine Mason, which puts Brandon Bryant in second place.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 6 has already been announced, and for the first time it will air in the fall instead of the summer. The new season begins in less than one month, Wednesday September 2.

Big Brother 11 Episode 13

Ronnie and Lydia remained on the block in Big Brother 11 Episode 12, so one of them will be going home tonight unless they are saved by the coup d’etat, which I’m assuming is highly unlikely.

According to Julie Chen, it’s a whole new game. Unfortunately, it’s still probably going to be lame.

America has been voting for the week, in record numbers, which probably means that like 12 people have voted a million times each. They’re going to keep the decision a secret for now.

Jordan is convinced (again) that the votes are on her side. Lydia, meanwhile, is not convinced that she is safe, so it’s time to mope. At least she’s not crying for a change.

Michele and Jordan are talking about books. Russell doesn’t believe it. Jordan talking about literature? No, it’s really true. With Russell’s paranoia running, Michele takes the opportunity to tell him that his alliance was going to turn on him anyway. Jessie denies that Chima ever wanted to get rid of him. So Natalie sends Chima upstairs, telling her to play nice. Not content with that, Chima wants to drag Michele into the room. Now. Michele denies that she said anything. She stupidly believed what she was saying to Russell would remain in confidence. Now Russell looks like the liar. This is thoroughly amusing. The fight gets dragged outside where the whole yard can hear. Both Russell and Chima believe they win fights based on volume.

Ronnie’s plan to stay in the game: get a sympathy vote from Jordan. Really? Jeff and Jordan, taking their relationship the slowest in the history of Big Brother, have their first kiss, but their romance is destroyed by Ronnie’s attempt to beg for a sympathy vote. As begging goes, this is the most pitiful ever.

Russell kisses up to Julie, as if she has any power. Butter up a producer if you want assistance. Back to the game, which alliance is he loyal to? Jeff or Jessie? His answer: both.

It obviously was going to be Jeff or Jordan to get the coup d’etat, and it happens to be Jeff. It’s a popularity contest, after all, with no accounting for the fact that both of them suck at this game, although to be fair, it’s not like anybody else in the house knows what they’re doing. Big Brother has a history of making a special effort to keep the more popular players around for as long as possible. I do have a new rule to propose, though: no contestant gets a power they can’t even pronounce. Pointless for him to use it this week because he’d like to see either of the two go, but next week he could easily shake things up. Either that, or he’ll just not use it at all and make it useless like it was the last time.

Ronnie has positive things to say in his farewell speech. Until he gets to Michele, the worst human being he’s ever met. Okay, so you think she’s voting for him?

Votes
Kevin: Ronnie
Natalie: Lydia
Chima: Lydia
Jessie: Lydia
Michele: Ronnie
Jeff: Ronnie
Jordan: Ronnie

By a vote of 4-3, Ronnie has been evicted from the house. While he built up some loyal allies, he simply played too hard too obviously. Ronnie continues the pattern of whiners getting evicted. Although he has hugs for everybody else, he can’t get over that Michele refused to side with him. Granted, in her goodbye speech to him, Michele tells him she hates him, too.

Kevin sees a button out of the corner of his eye. So he pushes it. The result: the houseguests get advice from the fans all night long. Hopefully they paid close attention because the HOH competition is based on it. Michele and Lydia are eliminated on the first question. Everybody gets the second question right. Jessie gets the third question wrong. Jordan and Jeff are eliminated on the fourth question, but it really doesn’t matter because Jeff has the power of coup d’etat. Kevin and Natalie are eliminated, and Chima is the new HOH.

Time for the power to swing back that way? No. Not only can Jeff pull one or both nominees off the block, but he can also pick one or both replacements, which pretty much means Jessie or Natalie is going home unless somebody else really pisses off Jeff. Like I said at the start of the post: lame.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 11 Episode 14, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 14

10 acts (plus 2 wild cards) performed last night on America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 13, and tonight five of them will advance to the top 20.

Acrodunk and Breaksk8 step forward first. Acrodunk will be advancing to the next round. Oh, and they made that last dunk.

Lake Houston Dance, Drew Thomas Magic, and Manuela Horn are next. It’s safe to assume that it’s Drew Thomas Magic who is safe. Lake Houston Dance has been eliminated. Unsurprisingly, Drew Thomas Magic advances, as Manuela is also eliminated.

Kevin Skinner and Mosaic step forward. Another no brainer. Mosaic was good, but Kevin Skinner obviously has a large following, allowing him to advance to the semifinals.

The Platt Brothers, Diva League, and Grandma Lee are next. Go ahead and kick Diva League off right away because we know they aren’t going through. The Platt Brothers have been eliminated, which automatically means that Grandma Lee is advancing.

The final spot is between Arcadian Broad and Thia Megia, both of whom deserve to go through. They came in fifth and sixth. The judges must decide who stays and who goes. Thia got better, but Arcadian’s piano playing was confusing, so Piers votes for Thia. Sharon votes for Arcadian. Hoff votes Arcadian through due to his talent and diversity.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 15, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 22

Melissa and Ade were eliminated in So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 21, and tonight the final four perform.

Tonight everybody will be dancing with everybody else. Adam Shankman joins the judges. In case you missed it the first 12 times, there are 3000 fans in the audience for tonight’s show.

The top 4 dancers start off dancing to a Wade & Amanda Robson routine where the guys are jocks hitting on cheerleaders who turn out to be more than they can handle. The judges offer no feedback, presumably realizing it’s pointless to do so.

Jeanine Mason & Evan Kasprzak
Choreographer: Sonya Tayeh
Routine: A man is trying to keep his girl, who’s over him and beating him up.
Song: Heartbreaker by MSTRKRFT featuring John Legend
Adam: Really great. Never saw Jeanine coming or Evan in the top 4.
Mary: Good partnership. Jeanine stood out a little bit more. Evan held his own.
Nigel: Jeanine’s got the strength to be able to do this. Evan has to take over now.

Brandon Bryant
Song: Dies Irae by Karl Jenkins
Adam: That is competing. Threw that down on the floor. Very take no prisoners kind of a thing.
Mary: Gave me goose bumps. Athletic, dynamic, defy gravity. Born to dance.
Nigel: Brandon is amazing. Just wiped out the opposition.
Number: 1-888-TEMPO-01

Kayla Rodomski & Brandon Bryant
Style: Broadway
Choreographer: Tyce Diorio
Song: Bye Bye Love from the All That Jazz soundtrack
Adam: That was so good. Always saw you two ending up here. Just like heaven. Nothing Kayla can’t do. Brandon was an animal out there.
Mary: Rock stars. Frontrunners from the beginning. Never disappoint.
Nigel: Superb. Work well together. Filled the stage. The show is beginning now.

Jeanine Mason
Song: Por Una Cabeza by The Tango Project
Adam: Are you kidding? Did you know you were going to be able to do that? Just killed it.
Mary: Growing every time. That was the best thing you have done on the show.
Nigel: You’re in the final two.
Number: 1-888-TEMPO-02

Evan Kasprzak & Brandon Bryant
Style: Pop Jazz
Choreographer: Laurieann Gibson
Routine: Battle for the top spot.
Song: Nasty by Janet Jackson
Adam: Evan got a little dusted on that one. Couldn’t get rid of the natural sweetness. Brandon got dirty and won the battle.
Mary: Brandon did a little bit better job.
Nigel: Mr. nice guy in nasty boys doesn’t sit comfortable. On top of that, Brandon also outdanced Evan.

Kayla Rodomski & Jeanine Mason
Style: Contemporary
Choreographer: Mia Michaels
Song: The Four Sections: IV. Full Orchestra by Steve Reich
Adam: Like watching two thoroughbreds racing. Absolutely beautiful.
Mary: Laid your heart and soul out there. Never gonna forget it.
Nigel: Jeanine has peaked at the right time.

Evan Kasprzak
Song: The Best is Yet to Come by Michael Buble
Adam: Like a variation on the audition piece. Either gonna make people crazy or be like “I’ve seen that.”
Nigel: Haven’t grown as much as I would like. Not as strong as Brandon and Jeanine.
Number: 1-888-TEMPO-03

Evan Kasprzak & Kayla Rodomski
Style: Jive
Choreographers: Tony Meredith & Melanie Lapatin
Song: T.R.O.U.B.L.E. by Travis Tritt
Adam: Not sure that was a finale level routine. Very strong showing for Evan.
Mary: Evan’s still not strong in doing the jive. Everything was kind of safe. Kayla stole the show.
Nigel: Where has Kayla’s personality been all this season? Both did very well together.

Kayla Rodomski
Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics
Adam: The solo was fine but didn’t really show anything. However, throughout the season, Kayla has joined the special club of being among the best dancers ever on this show.
Mary: Gifted. Exquisite. Loved the solo.
Nigel: Justly deserves the opportunity to be voted as America’s favorite dancer.
Number: 1-888-TEMPO-04

Jeanine Mason & Brandon Bryant
Style: Paso Doble
Choreographer: Louis van Amstel
Song: Tesujin from The Matrix Revolutions soundtrack
Adam: Filled out every single in between with intensity and movement. Killer.
Mary: Couldn’t be more spot on.
Nigel: Edging the other two out.

Who’s going to win?
Nigel’s the only one to man up. The winner will be Brandon or Jeanine.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Episode 23, where we will find out who the So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 winner is, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on Fox.

Paula Abdul Quits American Idol

Apparently believing she was worth a bigger payday than she was, Paula Abdul has decided to move on. To what it’s unclear. Paula announced the departure on Twitter.

“With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all..Cont’d…

I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon.

What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me

It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month

I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all”

This comes as no great surprise. Once they hired a fourth judge, it was obvious that one became expendable. While Paula’s banter with Simon was more entertaining than his banter with Kara is likely to be, Paula’s random babbling never really added very much.

The good news: perhaps the incompetent producers can get the show finished on time instead of running over by 8 minutes. At the end of the day, though, this is likely to have about as much impact as Brian Dunkleman’s departure.

America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 13

Now that the audition rounds are over, we found out who the top 40 this year are in America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 12.

Tonight ten of the top 40 acts perform, but first comes the call from Simon Cowell. He’s asking them to reconsider some people. Eight acts have been giving a second chance.

Tonight’s two wild card acts are:
The Diva League
Lake Houston Dance

Also performing are:
Thia Megia
The Platt Brothers
Arcadian Broad
Acrodunk
Grandma Lee
Mosaic
Breaksk8
Drew Thomas Magic
Manuela Horn
Kevin Skinner

Breaksk8 won their dance off to get to Hollywood. Hoff says they need to have a story to win America. They don’t have a story. They have brought some chicks and a Michael Jackson inspired dance, though. Piers still has a problem with them: the skates. Without the skates, though, they’re just another dance group. Sharon, however, thought it was a great way to open the show. Hoff wants to see more of the skating. They can bring back the ladies if they insist.

Thia Megia is up next. She’s a 14 year old singer, singing The Climb by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Sounds better than Miley does live if the American Idol performance of this is any indication. A lot of big notes in this song that can be difficult to pull off outside a studio. Sharon was not disappointed, and she likes that she’s innocent and not dressing like most girls her age. She really got to Hoff, who calls her a shooting star. Piers is allowed one word: brilliant.

The Platt Brothers are the brothers who grew up in the middle of nowhere with no TV, video games, or other forms of fun, so they created their own performing act to entertain themselves. As unique acts go, this certainly is up there. David liked the humor and the physicality. Piers doesn’t know what their act is. It’s all a little bit unfocused. Sharon agrees with Piers. Too much crammed into that small space.

The Diva League returns as a wild card. They are a drag queen dance group, although only one of them is actually a trained dancer. Their act for the night: glampires. Piers buzzes. He doesn’t have to worry. The odds of this group advancing are pretty close to 0. Piers was quite disturbed. A bunch of lip synching drag queens who can’t dance isn’t going to cut it. Sharon loves it. She wants Piers to have a bit of imagination and pretend that was fun.

Manuela Horn is a yodeling dominatrix. No matter how you slice it, it’s all just weird. This week, she’s dressed up as Lucille Ball, singing Don’t Cha by the Pussycat Dolls with a bunch of horndog guys after her. As she begins to strip, Hoff buzzes her. Then Sharon buzzes her. When the yodel starts, Piers buzzes. He wants the dominatrix back, and he insists they put through a great act. Really?

Grandma Lee has decided what she wants to do when she grows up. She will tell jokes. She’s still chasing after Piers, and her plan is to keep it semi-clean. She starts off with a joke about a blind date (actually, it was cataracts) and ends up pulling out underpants that David and Piers left behind with her. David wants to know: who did she have first, Piers or him? He says she deserves to be in Vegas. Piers enjoyed her confidence, stage presence, and art of comic timing. Sharon makes the mistake of asking who was better. Now she’s dragged into this threesome, too.

Mosaic moved to Vegas to try to make it big, but it’s been tough. America’s Got Talent is their chance for a break. They are an a capella group and sing Superstitious by Stevie Wonder. Hoff thought they got better and better. They need the energy they had at the end all the way through. Piers calls it nearly very good. Like David, Sharon thought it got better as it went on.

Acrodunk was in this show in the first season, and now they’re back trying again. Sharon has seen proof that this can be taken into Vegas and be a show. Hoff thought they were awesome. Piers calls it one of the most extraordinary acts he’s seen on this show.

Arcadian Broad is a 13 year old dancer. He adds a new element to his act: piano playing. Huh? While he’s a talented piano player, this isn’t why people want to watch him. When he’s done with the piano, he dances to Footloose. Hoff says he will go a long way and might even win. Those people who teased him are watching him now. Piers doesn’t want to see him playing the piano ever again. Don’t play the piano. Dance. Sharon loves him so much, and she liked to see the other talent, although the piano playing was a tad too long.

Drew Thomas is a magician, who got his start at age 6. Sharon wants to see something she’s never seen before again. He promises that she will get her wish, with a trick nobody’s ever done before, including himself. He locks up his Charlie’s Angels, then he gets locked up in another box and is suspended in the air. The box in the air is empty, the men who were sealing the boxes are inside one of them, the women are wearing the men’s clothing and on the stage, and Drew appears in the audience to scare the judges from behind. Didn’t see that coming. Piers says wow. But he wants him to start looking like a proper Vegas performer. Sharon has again never seen that before, but she does want him to step up the wardrobe. Hoff wants him to stick around.

Unemployed chicken catcher Kevin Skinner quickly became a Youtube sensation. He’s cleaned up nicely since then. Tonight he sings and plays guitar to Garth Brooks’ Make You Feel My Love. Sharon calls him an honest, special man. Hoff’s a little choked up because he believes every word he sings. Piers gives him credit for the best performance of the night thus far.

The final act of the night is the second wild card act, Lake Houston Dance, a group that was cut in the mean-spirited minute after Vegas landing elimination. How were they not good enough to consider for any longer, yet good enough to bring back? Their act this time is to dress up in pajamas (much better idea than the wigs), and they dance to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, which was apparently covered by Miley Cyrus. The problem with an act with so many people is that there’s really nobody who stands out. Hasselhoff is so glad they’ve come back and gotten rid of their afros. Piers didn’t think it was as good as the audition. There were too many props. It was a bit of a mess. Sharon loved the song choice, but there’s just too many people to be able to focus on anyone.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 4 Episode 14, which airs Wednesday at 9/8c on NBC.