America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 6

A trip to Orlando in America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 5 led us to Nick Pike, Trystan and Krystan, and Wreckless. Tonight we head back to Orlando for day 2.

Frankie Elliston is going to do some magic, which he’s practiced while serving at Chili’s. He will be taking a string in his mouth and getting it out another orifice. Which one he doesn’t seem sure. He pulls it out of his stomach. What the hell is this? Because he has disgusted everybody, Frankie will be going to Vegas.

Murray Sawchuck is also a magician, and he’s brought a blonde dressed like a schoolgirl with him. The South Philly Vikings is a distractingly costumed dance group. Max Winfrey is a knife thrower, who has kidnapped Nick so he has someone to throw knives at. They’re all going to Vegas.

Erin Barylski’s talent is to paint a flag with her body. Uh. If you say so. What would her next act be? We may find out.

Dutch (Netherlands, not Pennsylvania) student Simeon Mulder is a piano player. Quite impressive. Piers says he’s got more talent than any other act this season.

Tiahizzi Cherrelle will be doing a song and dance routine. It’s obvious this will suck. To add insult to injury, she starts stripping.

Yogi Laser then tries to prove to the world he’s the light. He fails. Paul Pierog follows this with an entire group of freaks for his act. Fafo is another stripper we really don’t want to see partially clothed, forcing Sharon to cover her face.

Studio One Young Beast Society is a dance group in need of a shorter name. Piers likes the fresh feel of the group.

Efim Tabachnikov is going to sing. Even being 72 won’t save him, though. At least he doesn’t hear them say no.

Harmonik is a group of musicians from Haiti. They sing a very original version of Hallelujah.

Sponjetta Parrish is a disaster waiting to happen. She sings Studio, the most ridiculous original song I’ve heard since Pants on the Ground. Nick singing with her… not helping.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 7.

Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 6

Maria was sent packing in Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 5.

Nilka has decided she hates everybody, from the bottom of her ass.

The challenge is to create dishes using one of the 5 mother sauces and all 20 ingredients with no repeats. Blue works on a plan together. Nilka is focused on her own dish, for which she hordes all the ingredients she can get her hands on. Autumn is happy to be working on a united team without all that bickering.

Because we haven’t seen enough of his family members so far this season, Ramsay has invited his mother and wife to help judge.

Fran cooked pasta and oysters. Ramsay calls her a smart cookie for taking the risk with that combination. Salvatore has made eggplant and undercooked pasta. Red team gets the first point.

Siobhan has butterfly cornish hen, or at least that’s what she thinks. It’s a pigeon, a bloody one. Not even gonna taste that one. Jay has made duck breast and peas. Bland, undercooked, and crunchy. Nobody gets a point.

Holli makes halibut. Or sea bass as Ramsay calls it. Ed and Autumn cooked sea bass as well. Both dishes are good, but the blue team gets the point.

Nilka cooked steak and mushrooms. First class. Jason made steak and potatoes, also very tasty. Red team takes the lead 2-1.

Benjamin made John Dory. A little dry and a touch too little seasoning. Scott made duck breast on sweet potatoes. Too pink and unseasoned. Blue team ties 2-2.

In order to break the tie, Ramsay highlights Jason’s dish, which shouldn’t have lost the point anyway. This brings the blue team to a win.

Nilka, who had the best dish, has Scott angry. She grabbed all the ingredients everybody else wanted. Not only did that help her shine, but it also screwed over everybody else.

Red team will be cleaning the kitchens. In the process, Siobhan breaks out in hives. Punishment part two is to prep both kitchens.

Blue team will be treated to an English afternoon, which I take to mean tea and crumpets.

Fran says that the red team is so much worse now that Scott’s there. He may not be bringing much to the table in terms of cooking, but at least he’s not having a breakdown like half the chicks on the team.

It’s family night, meaning there will be a children’s menu, and Ramsay will make an effort for the first few seconds not to swear.

Who’s cooking the spaghetti? Red team does not know. Perhaps if Benjamin explains it to Siobhan, she will cook it. Might want to wait until the water is boiling first, though.

The blue kitchen is getting appetizers out to their customers, but it’s not long before Salvatore starts getting yelled at. By lying about the risotto, he’s lost Ramsay’s trust. He had it before?

Nilka gets scolded for cursing in front of the children. Pot, meet kettle.

Fran overcooks her scallops. Maybe Jason can deliver the chicken on the blue team. Maybe not.

Back in the red kitchen, appetizers finally start going out. Now Scott can try to cook the beef. Try being the operative word. He knew they were undercooked but didn’t think they were too undercooked. That’s comforting.

Ramsay gathers the red team for a question. Is that the best roast chicken and the best beef? No, chef. Red team is dismissed. Time to dogpile on Scott. It’s apparently his fault they suck.

With the red team out of the kitchen, the yelling stops, and service is completed.

Red team will need to pick two nominees. Scott says Siobhan and Nilka or Fran. The women will obviously target him.

The first nominee is Scott; the second nominee is Fran. That said, Fran wants Siobhan to be the second nominee. This all leads to continued bickering amongst the team. Fire them all. What chance do any of them really have?

Fran, Scott, and Siobhan step forward. Scott’s finally reached the end of his rope. He may be overly full of himself, but the red team’s downfall is their arguing.

Benjamin, who had hoped to destroy the red team, is now part of it. Good luck, dude.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 7, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.

Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 5

With both teams having performed well, Autumn and Scott were spared from elimination in Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 4, although it meant they had to switch to the opposite teams.

Autumn’s happy to be blue, since it means she can get away from those bitches. Scott continues to claim his downfall was helping other people.

Ramsay brings in some pigs. They’re not going to have to butcher them. Rather, on their collars are ingredients. Nilka wants to get bacon, but bacon is too damn fast. She gets stuck with blood sausage. Hopefully that goes well with prunes.

Once that is done, they will work in pairs for 45 minutes to cook three pork dishes. Siobhan doesn’t like Scott because people who offer input suck. Fran and Nilka explode their already difficult to make appealing blood sausage.

Nilka and Fran cooked blood sausage with a prune puree. Nilka’s not pleased with the plate. Ramsay spits it out. Whose idea was prune and sausages? That would be Scott, but to be fair, the items Nilka and Fran were so horrible they deserved to get screwed over. Benjamin and Ed cook pork loin and bok choy. This dish is delicious. They score a point, and Ben offers to make love to his dish.

Jason and Autumn cooked honey glazed bacon with honeyslaw. Nice but too sweet. Ramsay suggests they should have added mustard, which Autumn wanted to do but was shot down. Siobhan and Holli made pork tenderloin with sweet and sour apple and mustard sauce. Cooked perfectly, and the red team ties it 1-1.

Jay and Salvatore cooked pork loin chop and pinto beans. Nice. Maria and Scott made something quite long-winded. Nobody can figure out what Maria is babbling about. Ramsay explains it, and what was wrong with it. The sweet potato soup garnished with a bit of hamhock is not what the task was. The pork was supposed to be the main ingredient. Blue team wins the challenge.

For their punishment, the red team will clean up the pigs. And in case you’re wondering, pigs really don’t like taking baths. The blue team’s reward is a trip to the spa. They find out that Autumn looks better in a bikini than Scott would.

Tonight is the first ever Hell’s Kitchen BBQ.

Nilka starts off frying chicken. The problem is this is not a fast food restaurant. She shouldn’t have fried half the chicken before they even begin.

While the blue team is serving, red team will be cooking. Then they’ll switch around.

Sal says that, if the customer doesn’t like the food, he has no problem bringing it right back. His writing’s not any better than it was last time, which he says is because he didn’t go to school.

There’s plenty of arguing in the kitchen. Nobody wants to listen to anybody. These idiots might consider listening to Ramsay at least.

Fran gets the first compliment of the night, doing a good job on her appetizers.

Autumn follows right where Sal started. Rather than just offering to take food back, she badgers people to do so. She’ll be taking whatever she can get back, just for the sake of screwing over the other team. Siobhan’s burgers are returned undercooked.

Scott’s chicken does not impress. It’s like leftover fast food, which is apparently a bad thing. Then he gets yelled at for leaving the oven door open while cooking.

This time the burgers don’t even get out. Siobhan’s burgers get rejected by Ramsay because they are raw. With that, time’s up.

Blue team heads into the kitchen, as the red team goes out into the serving area. Red team doesn’t even have to try to screw up. It takes 10 minutes for the first ordered to be delivered.

Like Fran, Jay gets compliments for his appetizers.

Sal’s in his own little world. He’s got too many voices in his head.

Maria and Holli both take orders from table 33. Ramsay’s question is why Maria didn’t check whether their orders had already been taken. If I’m a customer, I’d let her know without being checked with. All quite fishy.

Autumn’s ribs are stone cold.

After an hour and a half, all of the diners have received their appetizers. If only they were the ones they asked for. Another screw up by Maria.

Jason has dropped some chicken in with the fries. Sounds like a good idea to me. Not such a good idea to the ranting madman.

The red team loses because it’s almost like they all hate each other. Fran will be responsible for nominating two people. Scott’s pitch is that Maria’s screwed no matter what, but she shouldn’t risk him, too.

Maria is the first nominee. Nilka is the second nominee, and she’s not happy by this surprise. If Fran won’t nominate Scott, Ramsay will.

Nilka can get back in line. Scott’s nomination was merely an attempt at creating drama, as Maria is the person leaving Hell’s Kitchen.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 6, which airs next on Fox.

Jake and Vienna Break Up

It’s rarely a surprise when a Bachelor couple breaks up, and Jake and Vienna from The Bachelor 14 are no exception. They lasted about 7 months since the proposal, which may well be a record for this show (Jason and Melissa notwithstanding).

Sources told TMZ that Jake believed Vienna was cheating on him with Gregory Michael of Greek.

According to Vienna’s stepmom, Jake “is a total fraud,” and “I think he picked her because she is a dramatic person and it was good for the ratings.” She continued, “In real life, they never kissed, didn’t have a romantic relationship and he never told her that he loved her.”

The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 5

Weatherman Jonathan and the guy with the decent voice Jesse were the latest guys to be sent home in The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 4. Even more interesting, creepy Kasey got a tattoo in order to prove his love for someone whose heart he’s wanted to protect from minute 1.

The next stop is Iceland, the green one. Good luck with that whole erupting volcano thing.

This time, they will compete for the one-on-one date. They will write a love poem to Ali and perform it in front of her. They’re dared to slide in an Icelandic word or two, thereby adding to the cheese factor. Ali thinks it takes a real man to recite poetry. Kasey mumbles his way through his. Home viewers are lucky enough to have subtitles. Chris N puts everybody to sleep, including himself. Kirk’s smart enough to know that he has to go up and touch Ali while reading the poem. If we’ve learned anything, it’s irrelevant what he actually says. She really doesn’t care about the poems. Frank fancies himself a writer, and he steals a page from Kirk’s book by approaching Ali during his performance.

The winner of this little competition is blatantly obvious. Ali selects Kirk. They go shopping for silly sweaters, walking out of the store with matching outfits. Yeah, a little weird. Kirk hasn’t dated anybody for more than a year, and he’s afraid to open up. They can talk about that later. Maybe. Later is now, dude. That night, he tells a story about how he got ill in college, but nobody could tell him what was wrong with him. I see where he’s going here. Asbestos (in addition to dozens of health code violations that made the place where he lived unlivable). Since he had to go through such an illness, he realizes what’s really important in life. After this story, she’s clearly going to forget the fact that he’s hiding something, and Kirk receives a rose.

Roberto, Chris L, Chris N, Craig, Ty, and Frank get the group date. They get to ride some horses (Icelandic horses that look like ponies), which Ty has some experience doing. Chris L is just hoping to not get himself kicked or thrown on the ground. Once they get off the horses, the plan is to descend into a cave. When they get into the cave, Chris takes this little bit of alone time to give Ali his gloves. Frank has decided to take a back seat on this date. Once they’re done freezing, they go to Blue Lagoon, a lake that’s supposed to have healing properties and hot water. Underneath her clothes, Ali just so happens to have a bikini on. Ty’s glad she noticed that he helped people out with the horses, which it would seem he did in order to get noticed. Since he’s pretty much a cowboy, this date was made for Ty, so it goes without saying he gets the rose.

That leaves Kasey and Justin with the two-on-one date. Maybe she’ll drop both of them. Before heading off on the date, Rated-R gets his cast cut off so that he can walk without crutches. Is this guy really even injured, or is this just part of his story line? Speaking of drama, Frank thinks that Kasey may be losing it. Kasey may be coming off as strange, but I’d say that strange beats being an ass like the wrestler. Justin’s hoping to hold his championship belt (aka Ali) up in the air when this date’s done.

They head up in a chopper to take a look at the erupting volcano. Then they land right on the volcano. Good luck with that. Their setting for the date is an ice cave, complete with ice furniture. Justin seems like a nice guy when he’s around Ali, and not one who refers to himself in the third person by his stage name. Ali wants Kasey to just do one thing today: be normal. This won’t end well. He unveils his tattoo. As the date draws to a close, Ali walks the two guys out into the middle of the frozen field. Justin receives the rose. Who Kasey is is so wonderful… just as long as it’s not around her. He doesn’t know where it went wrong. I’ll give you a hint. The tattoo. Ali and Justin take off in the helicopter, leaving Kasey to survive the glacier on his own.

Frank says that he’s learned his lesson from the group date. He intends to step up his game.

Craig displays his wrist to show off his fake tattoo. Now this is how you get attention without permanently scarring your body.

Chris N is pretty much on his way out. How did this guy make it this far?

Chris L doesn’t care where they live or what they do. He’ll collect garbage in San Francisco if she’s the one for him.

Roses
Kirk (individual date)
Ty (group date)
Justin (two-on-one date)
Frank
Chris L
Roberto
Craig

That was anticlimactic. It was clear that Chris N would be going home. Had he stuck around, he would have come out of his shell a little more, perhaps.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 6, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 7

The top 11 danced in So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 6. Now one will be going home.

The first four people step forward. Obviously, Alex Wong is safe. Robert Roldan is also safe. Kent Boyd is safe. So is Lauren Froderman.

The second group of four are up next. As Nigel predicted, Melinda Sullivan is in the bottom three. Billy Bell is safe. Alexie Agdeppa is the second person to join the bottom three. Ashley Galvan is safe.

One last group of three to go. Jose Ruiz is safe. Cristina Santana is the last person in the bottom three, while Adechike Torbert is safe.

That brings us down to a bottom three of Melinda Sullivan, Alexie Agdeppa, and Cristina Santana, who will all dance for their lives. The judges are unanimous in their decision tonight. Melinda’s tap is cool and cute, but she’s going to have to bring the fire. Cristina brought the fire, if not the steps, and she was the one who most was dancing for her life. Alexie was very contained and must learn to dance to the extent of her movement. She is the first person leaving the show.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 8, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.

America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 5

New York day 2 sucked a bit less, as America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 4 brought us Michael Grasso and Alice Tan Ridley. Tonight we move on to Orlando, where it’s bloody hot.

Jason Pote is an old school freestyle dancer. He never realized he possessed that talent until a few years ago. Because he doesn’t.

Jonathan Timpanelli moves his eyebrows around to music. Most pointless act of the night?

College student dance group The Morphs hopefully dance better than they’re dressed. What’s up with the full bodied brightly colored spandex suits? Nick wouldn’t want to show his face either.

Billy Bob Steinberg has come with a new musical instrument. His bicycle. Next. The Hoola Monsters are barely any more entertaining. Stacy Weaver then sings badly.

Lonnie Lear the truck driving cowboy is hopefully here to stop the sucking. He lives in Kevin Skinner’s hometown. They walk alike, they talk alike. But do they sing alike? Nope.

Nick Pike sounds like the people from Britain’s Got Talent, probably because he’s from England. He rides out on his unicycle while on fire and juggling. He hops down and continues the juggling… but he drops something. That’s an X from Piers. In conclusion, he juggles a chainsaw. Making an exception to his rule, Piers decides to say yes.

Kruti Dance Academy hopes to make Indian dance very well known. Lil Chris is a singer. Jayna Lee is a strongwoman who lets Nick walk all over her. Elaine Terranova tells us she’s a singer/dancer. The fact that she’s not doesn’t seem to matter. Each of these acts will be advancing to Vegas.

Nathaniel Kenyon is another guitar player and singer, and this time I suspect we’ve found someone worth listening to. Before getting into the singing, he tells a story about how he works at an elderly home since his grandmother died. Then he sings Matt Nathanson’s Come on Get Higher. The crowd loves him, but Piers doesn’t. Howie thinks he’s got a chance because of the young ladies. Piers doesn’t think he’s quite there, though. Sharon casts the deciding vote for Vegas.

Twisted Trystan and his sideshow performer soon to be wife Krystan (really?) are here to do something freaky. A couple months ago, he spent 4 days in the hospital for swallowing a sword wrong. With that said, tonight he will be swallowing a sword. At least Hasselhoff’s not here to press his buzzer in mid-swallow. After the sword, Trystan’s lovely fiancee takes a power drill and shoves it down his mouth. Love. Love is strange.

The final act of the night is Wreckless, a dance team from south Florida. Piers thinks dance groups should kick butt, which they do. Sharon likes that it’s raw and edgey.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 5, which airs Tuesday at 9/8c on NBC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 6

The top 11 killed some time in So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 5. Tonight the competition starts for real. Oh, and the numbers have changed this season, to ones that seem silly.

Billy Bell with Lauren
Style: Broadway
Choreographer: Tyce Diorio
Song: Footloose by Kenny Loggins
Nigel: Really suited you.
Mia: So proud. Awesome job.
Adam: Dancing is too bloody easy for you. Your biggest challenges will be figuring out the character and staying there, filling out what’s in between the steps, and finding what the choreographer did not give.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-01

Cristina Santana with Mark
Style: Jazz
Choreographer: Sonya Tayeh
Song: Starstruck by Santigold
Nigel: Tremendous in that routine. Now showing America that you’re good.
Mia: Partnered with the best, and you did an awesome job.
Adam: Saw no trace of a salsa dancer.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-02

Jose Ruiz with Comfort
Style: Hip hop
Choreographers: Tabitha & Napoleon Dumo
Song: Beautiful Monster by Ne-Yo
Nigel: For me for you, that was absolutely outstanding.
Mia: The choreography is a little bit of ihh (I don’t know if that’s how you spell it).
Adam: Improving from week to week is what gets people through. Work on power moves that are faster.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-03

Adechike Torbert with Kathryn
Style: Jazz
Choreographer: Travis Wall
Song: Addicted to Love by Florence + The Machine (is this a real singer?)
Nigel: Didn’t quite believe this was your fantasy, that you really wanted her as much as she was giving. Steps were done really well.
Mia: No sexual chemistry. Just stiffness, strength, and empty technique.
Adam: There for your partner all the time, but you did not go that extra step.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-04

Melinda Sullivan with Pasha
Style: Jive
Choreographers: Melanie Lapatin & Tony Meredith
Song: L.O.V.E. by VV Brown
Nigel: Be careful you don’t pull your lovely face around too much. Style didn’t suit you. Break open your tap shoes so you can dance tomorrow.
Mia: Something about your legs. There’s a lack of… something. Like a big box of Corn Flakes (I think that’s a bad thing).
Adam: Good performer, which was used to mask your weaknesses.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-05

Alex Wong with Allison
Style: Contemporary
Choreographer: Sonya Tayeh
Song: Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley
Nigel: Set a new standard. You can have structure and artistry melded together.
Mia: The best piece of work danced on the So You Think You Can Dance stage anywhere in the world to date.
Adam: Those dancers made Sonya a totally different choreographer.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-06

Alexie Agdeppa with Twitch
Style: Hip hop
Choreographer: Tabitha & Napoleon Dumo
Song: Butterfly by Jason Mraz
Nigel: Such a cute little dancer. Maybe too cutesy.
Mia: Danced like a young adorable girl. No hip hop groove.
Adam: Won over by charisma. Make sure you’re dancing with power.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-07

Lauren Froderman with Ade
Style: Pop jazz
Choreographer: Mandy Moore
Song: Oh Yeah by Yello
Nigel: Great routine but no chemistry. Safe. At the moment.
Mia: Kind of flawless technically and athletically, but there’s a lot of unused space.
Adam: Focused on presentation. And don’t thank us for criticizing you.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-08

Kent Boyd with Anya
Style: Chacha
Choreographer: Melanie Lapatin & tony Meredith
Song: Lady Marmalade by Diva Invasion
Nigel: The overriding factor is you enjoyed it. Wapakoneta can be proud.
Mia: Committed to everything. Great other than the one step in the middle.
Adam: Determination, and it showed.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-09

Ashley Galvan with Neil
Style: Contemporary
Choreographer: Tyce Diorio
Song: For All We Know by Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway
Nigel: Absolutely beautiful.
Mia: I felt you a lot, but I’m not sure what I felt.
Adam: Not connected with you emotionally.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-10

Robert Roldan with Courtney
Style: African Jazz
Choreographer: Sean Cheesman
Song: Norweg from Cirque de Soleil’s Saltimbanco Soundtrack
Nigel: A dark horse in this competition.
Mia: So many things I love about you.
Adam: Knew exactly what you were dancing about. One of the best contemporary dancers ever on this show.
Number: 1-888-6-BEST-11

Aside from a couple of shining examples, it was hard to focus on the actual contestants because of who they were dancing with. Shocker.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 7, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on Fox.