Weird Vancouver Sightings

I could have been suffering from delusions as a result of not yet having my morning Americano, but I saw the weirdest thing while walking down W 10th to the bus this morning. I could have sworn that I passed Kim Jong-Il walking a shitzu. I had to do a double take to be sure, but I swear it was him. Maybe he’s hiding out in Vancouver now?

I never would have pegged Kim Jong-Il as a Shitzu person, but the more I got to thinking about it while on the bus (yeah, this is what I do in the morning), the more it made sense. The Shitzu is such an ass backwards inbred breed of dog that it would likely be one of the few things to survive a nuclear explosion. What else would Kim Jong-Il look for in a good pet? Its smaller than him, uglier than him and would survive a nuke. Sounds like a pretty reasonable choice to me.

Maybe he’s got more in common with Paris Hilton then one would think?

Celebrity Gossip Queen Perez Hilton Exposed… Literally

If you’re a celebrity blogger, a gossip blogger, or you read blogs related to either topic, you have most likely heard of the Queen of all Gossip: Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton is about as famous as one can get for being a blogger and has ties to Paris Hilton (obviously his namesake) and a number of celebrities. Perez has even been featured on Canada’s answer to MTV, Much Music, on numerous occasions.

PerezHilton.com, run by gossip blogger Mario Lavandeira. is one of those sites and guys that you either love, or utterly despise. I, personally, fall into the love category. I read PerezHilton everyday and get a kick out of everything that Mario manages to dig up. Some people say he’s brash, crude and to hard on celebrities he doesn’t like. Personally, I think it’s funny. Everyone has their friends and enemies, why would it be any different for a celebrity gossip blogger, I would think it to be more so, if anything.

Like I mentioned above, you either love him, or you hate him, and those that hate him, really hate him. Some people, like the folks at FadedYouth, even spend time digging things up on him, like they did earlier this year. They managed to dig up Mario’s profile on ManHunt.net and, even though I like PerezHilton, I have to admit, it was good for a laugh.

Like any good celebrity gossip blogger, Mario is of course gay, so having a profile on ManHunt.net isn’t anything of a surprise, but the pictures on the profile, compared to current pictures, are pretty good and his write up is good for a laugh too.

Check out PerezHilton.com blogger Mario Lavandeira’s profile on ManHunter.net, compliments of FadedYouth.

Nick and Aaron Carter Fight Over Paris Hilton… Ewww

I couldn’t help but post this video just for the funny factor.

Aaron Carter is keeping Nick awake by blasting music and dancing around like a fool, so Nick comes downstairs and gets all up in his grill about it. Things break down and Nick ends up looking like a black woman on Jerry Springer telling off a boyfriend that cheated, only, in this case, it’s a suburban wannabe ghetto white boy almost breaking down in tears while telling his brother off for going out with Paris Hilton after they broke up.

Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t help but laugh at this, especially Nick’s hand on hip, finger waving, head bopping combo. It’s almost like he took it straight from the Jerry Springer handbook.

Martin Scorsese + Jack Nicholson + A Dildo = Must See Movie

Yup, you read the title right. Jack Nicholson, which just happens to be one of my all time favorite actors, is working on a new Martin Scorsese directed movie entitled “The Departed”.

Jack Nicholson plays a homicidal mobster with a sexual complex. The catch is, it was Jack’s idea for his character to have a sexual complex. Looks like Jacky boy is getting twisted in his old age, good man! All the more reason to like him.

Jack Nicholson told Rolling Stone Magazine:

“I thought it would be more frightening if my character had a sexual component … so I called Marty up and said, ‘Look, I just thought of what would be an interesting scene of [my character] having wild sex. And in this scene with two girls, one of the girls is wearing a strap-on’ … This was my idea and improvisational, and Marty went for it.”

All I have to say is: Jack, you’re my hero. I want to grow up to be just like you!

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Jack Nicholson Wiki
Jack Nicholson Movies

Quick Hits: Friday Edition

My wife just got a phone call from some friends in Nebraska so I took the oppertunity to pause the movie, put down the beer and get some quick blogging in. So here it goes, lazy man style:

  • Things are going so well in Iraq that US troops are now digging trenches all around Baghdad in an effort to better safe guard the city. I always thought Baghdad could use a moat. [Yahoo News]
  • The Colbert Report: Senator George Allan isn’t a racist, just look at all the “ethnic” friends he has. [YouTube Video]
  • NBC has decided to become one of the first major networks to offer free online streaming of many of their most popular TV shows. Yay Free! [Gizmodo]
  • Everyone had the upper on your favorite pair of Converse All Stars, aka Chucks burn out before the soles? Then why not knit yourself a new pair? [Boing Boing]
  • Famed fashion designer Michael Kors and the fashion industry in Spain have made a fantastic decision and are flat out refusing to hire models that are skinny to the point of grossness. Yay! Let’s see some models with some meat on their bones, please! [PR Inside]
  • President Bush rebutt’s torture bill comments made by Colin Powell in the usual “nu uh! nu uh! nuh uh!” fashion. [Think Progress].
  • You know when election time comes everyone and their brother releases horrible “elect me” videos, usually tearing down their opponent instead of propping themselves up? Well this is the best. election. video. ever! [Daily Kos]
  • President Bush sings “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” by U2. [Break.com]
  • HA! This little ditty does not surprise me at ALL. Apparently the evil Dr. Will of CBS’ hit reality TV series Big Brother All Stars is going to be the next Young & The Restless star. He totally reminds me of Joey on friends when he played the Dr on a soap opera. [Tabloid Whore]

Alright folks, that’s enough of the quick hits for now. I have a Red Stripe Beer and movie waiting for me. Hooray Beer!

Suri Cruise Pictures Released!

suri cruise pictureWell, well, well, look who finally decided to show their face. Today the first set of believable pictures of Suri Cruise were released and have been spreading through the blogging community like wild fire. These ones look to be the real thing as they even include Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the pictures.

I’m actually really disappointed to see these pictures being released, I even have to admit that Suri Cruise is actually kind of cute, and not at all the monster-zombie-alien-brain-eating-scientology-slinging creature I had expected and hoped for. I wonder why Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes waited so long to released pics is she’s this cute. One this is for sure, Vanity Fair has got to be super pissed these got leaked before the magazine came out, so much for premiering the pictures before anyone else. Sounds kind of familiar, can you say Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt style screw up?

Anyways, check out the Suri Cruise Pictures over at popsugar.