The remaining six finalists performed in America’s Got Talent Season 7 Episode 30. Tonight one of them will be crowned the America’s Got Talent Season 7 winner. Too bad NBC, the network that no longer has any use for The Biggest Loser, has managed to find 2 hours in its schedule to drag us through the standard painful 2 hour revealing process.
1 hour in, and still nothing has happened. The side by side comparison at least lets us know Tom Cotter’s a lot more entertaining than Joan Rivers, though.
Now that 75 minutes have passed, it’s time for the first result to finally be revealed. In sixth place is The Untouchables. In fifth place is Joe Castillo. In fourth place is David Garibaldi & His CMYK’s.
This leaves us with the scenario Howard proposed last night. The winner will be the comedian, the earth harpist, or the dogs.
In third place is William Close. Hard to split the two who remain, as for a change the right two acts are left standing in the final two. A lame singer will not beat a much more talented variety act. I think this is a first for the American version of this show.
The America’s Got Talent season 7 winner is Olate Dogs. I’d rather watch the comedian for 90 minutes than the dogs, but this is easily the most talented animal act we’ve seen.
America’s Gol Talent will be back again next year for season 8, but the game of judging musical chairs continues. Sharon Osbourne has already thrown a fit and quit the show. It would hardly be a surprise to see one or both of the other judges follow her exit.