Jeff’s HOH win in Big Brother 13 Episode 20 led to the nomination of Porsche and Kalia.
Invisible Porsche thinks she’s the bigger threat. Slightly less invisible Kalia thinks she’s the bigger threat. Memo to both of you: you both suck.
Jeff and Adam discuss how people who do nothing (like Adam) aren’t going to get to the end by continuing to do that. If you don’t want to win competitions, I have no problem with that, as long as you can at least strategize or make a good faith effort even if you’re a trainwreck (like Daniele)
Daniele’s growing hatred for Rachel is hilarious. Rachel doesn’t have to even try to get Daniele to throw a fit any more.
Jeff, Kalia, and Porsche are joined in the veto competition by veto ticket holder Daniele, plus Jordan, Adam, and Shelly (Kalia’s choice). Daniele’s happy Rachel is sitting out. Jeff is not happy his useless ally Shelly is playing.
Jordan and Jeff sit in the HOH room watching the TV monitor. On it are Daniele and her shadow Porsche. Now would be a good time to start mocking people, followed by confusion over how to pronounce the word mischievous (you’re both right).
Zingbot 3000 is back. Jeff is told to take his facial hair back to the decade it came from. Porsche is told she should be named after a car with a roomier trunk. Rachel is told about how all she ever says is the f word, fiance. Daniele is asked whether she owns a car or if she just rides her daddy’s coattails. Let’s be fair. Her dad sucked worse than she does. Adam is called Uncle Fester, Shelly a dude, and Kalia an expert sleeper. Jordan’s told Jeff hasn’t proposed yet because she’s terrible at answering questions, a statement that confuses her.
There’s actually a point to all of this. The veto competition is to build the Zingbot a bride. Jeff is pretty sure Kalia and Porsche are taking a nap. They are. Meanwhile, Shelly and Adam don’t want to win this, not that they could anyway. Jordan realizes she’s terrible at puzzles, so she zings herself. Jeff really has no competition here and wins the power of veto.
Shelly still hasn’t learned her lesson, even if her 8 year old daughter has. She wants Kalia to know she’s still on her side.
Porsche tries to talk strategy with Jeff. Eventually, he decides on a deal of a week of safety, which she accepts.
Kalia says she doesn’t want to leave before somebody who has done nothing. Jeff says that this week will result in them being even.
Daniele wants Porsche gone and a final four or final three deal. After she destroyed her game early on, her fallback plan, an alliance with Kalia, depends on something new.
At the veto ceremony, Jeff decides to remove Porsche from the block. In her place goes Daniele.
Daniele promises revenge on Jeff. Her and what army? Remember last week when you said Jeff wasn’t your target and needs to get over himself? It’s a little late to be making him one now.
Meanwhile, Kalia realizes that her odds just improved, even if she’s left with nobody.
Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 13 Episode 22, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on CBS.