Andrew got voted out in Big Brother 12 Episode 10, but not before blowing the lid off Hayden and Kristen’s “secret” relationship. Then it was time for the HOH competition, where Rachel won again.
Kristen doesn’t seem to understand what happened. They were so careful, what with their making out when somebody else was in the room.
Hayden and Kristen call Andrew a liar, protesting too much. Nobody’s buying their protests. Regardless, nobody took it into account when they were voting.
Rachel warns the floaters they’d better grab a life vest, namely Kristen, who is a floater because she hasn’t won any competitions. Wait. What? Now the definition of a floater is somebody who doesn’t win anything? Furthermore, winning HOH apparently makes somebody smart. This is all part of the cat fight in the middle of the boxing ring after HOH. Everybody else is happy. Not only are they entertained, but the two couples are all after each other, thereby reducing the targets on everybody’s backs.
Kristen told Rachel three days ago that she was not sure what she would do if she wins. Rachel’s interpretation: Kristen said she would put her and Brendon up. Who wouldn’t? Well, Matt, apparently.
Rachel intends to be the biggest bitch that Big Brother has ever seen. She’s well on her way then.
The Brigade wants to get Hayden’s girlfriend out of the game so that his loyalty to them is reaffirmed.
Hayden apologizes to Rachel. Rachel apologizes to Kristen. Kristen does not, however, apologize, nor accept any apology. She also does not want to see Rachel’s HOH room. The others at least play nice and go up and see her room, while gagging in the process.
Once again, Kathy does not get that hanging out with outcasts is not doing her any favors. Having been nominated last week apparently did not teach her a lesson.
The houseguests report to the living room to be greeted by Will Ferrell and Marky Mark for a promotion for The Other Guys. This is Big Brother’s definition of luxury. They split up into teams of three, then they walk out and see crime scene tape, police cars, and other things that make Kathy smile. The object is to get through an obstacle course.
Red team: Britney, Lane, and Matt
Yellow team: Kristen, Kathy, and Ragan
Green team: Brendon, Enzo, and Hayden
Red team has Lane the mule leading them, as they drag Britney along for the ride. The yellow team is on a leisurely Sunday drive. Ragan says it’s like Weekend at Bernie’s, where they’re just carrying around a dead body because they’re stuck with Kathy. The green team should be able to win this, having the deck pretty well stacked in their favor.
Red: 52 seconds
Yellow: a humiliating 2 minutes, 18 seconds
Green: 47 seconds
By a narrow margin, Brendon, Enzo, and Hayden win the competition and will be able to see the movie, along with HOH Rachel. That means that Brendon and Rachel get to go on their first date.
Rachel and Britney take a bath together, where they bad mouth Kristen. It’s almost like having Monet back, except in this case Britney hates Rachel still.
Kristen doesn’t want to talk to the HOH to plead her case. As if she has a case. Hayden convinces her otherwise. Her case is basically that Rachel still does not have her facts straight, and if she does nominate her, revenge will be sought. After their conversation, Rachel says she’s not sure if she wants to nominate Kristen. Really? After all that?
Nominations
Brendon is safe.
Britney is safe.
Ragan is safe.
Lane is safe.
Enzo is safe.
Matt is safe.
Kathy is safe.
Hayden and Kristen have been nominated for eviction. Obviously.
Rachel tells them they’re not doing much, and they’re gunning for her, so bring it. Brendon wants Rachel to play nice. By doing what she’s doing, all she’s doing is making their target even bigger than it already was to begin with. Lane wants Hayden to end what he’s got going with Kristen, whatever it is.
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