Hell’s Kitchen Season 6 Episode 3 turned out to be entirely pointless, or at least 59 minutes worth of pointlessness. In the “dramatic” conclusion of the previous week’s to be continued episode, Chef Ramsay (with two security guards standing between himself and Joseph) stood up for himself and threw Joseph off the show, sparing multiple other disastrous contestants for one more week.
Lovely realizes she just dodged a bullet. Tennille is ready to slap Suzanne in the mouth. Van, likewise, is sick of Andy.
For the next challenge, they will be paired up:
Tennille & Suzanne
Van & Andy
Robert & Jim
Ariel & Sabrina
Kevin & Dave
Tek & Lovely
Amanda is sitting out
The challenge is to make sausage. The perfect sausage is 6 inches. Once they’ve got length and girth in mind, they will begin their challenge. The first team to complete 6 chains of 6 sausages up to Ramsay’s standards will win. Suzanne and Tennille score a point for the women. Kevin and Dave score a point for the men. Ariel and Sabrina bring the women to 2. Tek and Lovely make it 3-1. These girls sure know their way around sausages. Van is screeching at Andy, but it’s enough to get one done. Ariel and Sabrina score their second point. Kevin and Dave score their second point to make it 4-3. Van and Andy have tied it at 4. Tennille and Suzanne score another point to lead 5-4. Ariel and Sabrina bring up their third links, but they get rejected due to small size. Lovely and Tek make another attempt, and they win the challenge for the women. The only team not to score any points is Robert and Jim.
The men will be cleaning the dorms. For their reward, the women get a German style party.
Kevin’s muttering about how the chefs can’t even make a sausage. With that, Robert explodes. Then he’s calm for a while. Then there’s a bunch of bleeping and a broken broom.
Until Dave hears something bad from the doctor, he’s going to keep going as usual. So here comes the bad. He has a fracture. The standard is to put him in a long arm cast without the ability to move his thumb for two weeks. He has decided to go ahead and get the cast, but he will be sticking around anyway.
Ariel will be the greeter for the women; Jim will be the greeter for the men. They will serve as greeters, in addition to their appetizer prep.
Hell’s Kitchen is located in the middle of Hollywood, and you never know who may show up, like Drew Lachey, ex-brother in law to Jessica Simpson.
Jim’s slow greeting is not helping his team’s opinion of him any, as it puts his team behind on their appetizers.
Tennille’s risotto is very nice, whether Suzanne likes it or not. Tek’s spaghetti, however, is rejected because it is too salty. Tennille bails her out.
Robert’s salad is good. He’s impressed the chef, as well as himself.
Lovely’s dish is rejected due to bland seasoning. Suzanne continues to lecture. Sabrina, however, pitches in to actually get things done.
Kevin’s fish is cooked perfectly. As for Andy’s meat, it’s not even hot. Then he tries again. Robert’s focusing his energy and exceptionally loud voice that the whole restaurant can hear to getting Andy busted.
What’s going on here? Lovely’s drawing a blank. She don’t know.
For his third attempt at the lamb, Andy finally got it right. Notice the lack of Robert’s screaming associated with that?
Suzanne, likewise, is having difficulty with her lamb because it’s bite-sized.
As blue kitchen is struggling with poor communication and two men down, Dave returns with his new cast and gets right to work.
They’re down to three tickets each. It’s anybody’s game. The boys just hope that Andy’s raw chicken doesn’t cost them. His next attempt is sufficient, and it’s neck and neck. Down to who can get the sides done first. Not Lovely. The men finish dinner service first. Not content with merely having lost, Suzanne would like the chef to give her a play by play. His play by play for her: they got beat by a team down by 3 arms, so she should probably shut her yap.
Sabrina was the hidden jewel and will make the nominations. She is worried that Tek’s getting weaker, which may well be enough to save Lovely. Again. Tek is the first nominee due to her performance. The second nominee is Lovely, also due to her performance on the evening.
Who would the girl with the big mouth, Suzanne, send home? Lovely. Ramsay completely agrees. The ride for her never was very lovely, and she will be leaving Hell’s Kitchen. If people were named for their cooking, it would be Useless, rather than Lovely. Suzanne’s interpretation of this: he listened to her. No, he had his mind already made up. He just asked for an opinion to create fake drama.
Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 6 Episode 5, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.
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