What do you get when you combine Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears? I’m sure everyone has their own answers to that apparent setup for a joke, and Donald Trump is no exception. The Donald told the New York Post that he’s looking to get them for the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice.
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”
And Lohan? “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he says.
Those already willing to humiliate themselves by working with Donald Trump include Omarosa (again), Pete Rose, Tony Hawk, Jeff Gordon, George Foreman, and Carmen Electra.
Update: According to a Trump spokesperson, none of the people listed above have actually agreed to participate, even if all have probably been contacted. Sounds like Trump’s trying to make a bigger deal of himself than necessary (big surprise).