Following the performance of the top 12 girls in American Idol Season 10 Episode 14, it’s now time for the finalists to be chosen. There will be a top 10. Or a top 13. Or, uh, some number less than 24.
Randy offers an explanation, sort of. After the public vote of the top 10 has been revealed, the judges will decide who they want to sing again for the wild cards. Seacrest has determined there really is no game plan. Yeah, there isn’t.
After Seacrest manages to kill a bunch of time (how do they have time to kill with a dozen or so results to announce and a wild card round?), we now start the results for the boys.
Robbie Rosen and Scotty McCreery are the first two. The obvious answer here is that Scotty is in the top 10, but Robbie is not.
Clint Jun Gamboa, Jordan Dorsey, and Jovany Barreto are up next. I’m going to pass on the lot of them. America agrees. None of them advance.
Now we head over to the other side of the stage. Pia Toscano and Lauren Alaina are up first. I’d be surprised if both don’t make it through. They do.
Tatynisa Wilson and Julie Zorrilla are up first. My vote’s for Julie, in spite of her performance last night, but I don’t think her earlier performances will carry her through in the voting. Tatynisa has been cut, and so has Julie.
Kendra Chantelle, Ashton Jones, and Karen Rodriguez are next. I gotta go with Karen. Ashton is out. So is Kendra, as Karen advances.
Back to the boys. Tim Halperin, Casey Abrams, and Jacob Lusk are next. Based on last night’s results alone, I’m assuming Tim is gone, but I like him as a wildcard. Jacob has made it. Casey has, too. Tim has not.
Naima Adedapo, Thia Megia, and Lauren Turner are next. Thia is the obvious choice here.
Brett Loewenstern and Paul McDonald are next. Can’t picture either of them going through, but if I have to pick, I’m going with Paul. He is the one to advance.
Haley Reinhart and Rachel Zevita are the last two girls. I won’t pretend to be interested either way, but the last girl to join the top 10 is Haley.
Stefano Langone and James Durbin are the final two boys. Obviously, James is the one to advance here, rounding out the top 10.
It’s not over yet, though. Now the judges will have to make their wild card picks.
So after the great big secret, we find out how the next round is going to work, almost. 6 people will be receiving another chance: 3 boys and 3 girls.
Ashton Jones
Song: And I Am Telling You from Dreamgirls by Jennifer Holliday/Jennifer Hudson
Steven: I thought you brought it like you brought it before.
Jennifer: I felt your passion.
Randy: Still love the attitude.
Stefano Langone
Song: I Need You Now by Smokie Norful
Randy: Did it justice.
Jennifer: You came through when you needed to come through.
Steven: Brought it right now.
Kendra Chantelle
Song: Georgia on my Mind by Ray Charles
Randy: Very nice at the end.
The other two judges will not speak. Reason? They’ve wasted too damn much time. Really? 2 hours is not enough? And they’re just realizing it now?
Jovany Barreto
Song: Angel (Spanglish) by Jon Secada
Jennifer: Good job. All you could do.
Dude, we’ve already seen the Spanglish, done better.
Naima Adedapo
Song: For All We Know by Donnie Hathaway
Steven: Came from way deep down inside.
Robbie Rosen
Song: Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word by Elton John
Randy: Very nice. Very tender.
I was disappointed with the lack of Julie Zorrilla and Tim Halperin, but from those who were chosen, there wasn’t a bad song in the bunch. The only clear answer from that for me is Stefano will be a finalist.
The judges aren’t ready, but they’d better come to a conclusion quickly, or else, since the terrible producers of this show don’t understand the concept of time management. In the meantime, we get to watch Jennifer Lopez sing and wonder how she became such a big star.
Ashton Jones is in the final group. Finally, Jennifer reveals the numbers. Two more will advance. Stefano Langone is next. Naima Adedapo is the final finalist.
For the tl;dr keeping score, the American Idol Season 10 top 13 are:
Ashton Jones
Casey Abrams
Haley Reinhart
Jacob Lusk
James Durbin
Karen Rodriguez
Lauren Alaina
Naima Adedapo
Paul McDonald
Pia Toscano
Scotty McCreery
Stefano Langone
Thia Megia
Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of American Idol Season 10 Episode 16, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.