It’s been rumored for some time that Jennifer Lopez will be quitting American Idol (I’m still waiting…), but Steven Tyler got the jump on her.
“After some long … hard … thoughts … I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit,†TMZ reports.
Tyler continued, “I strayed from my first love, AEROSMITH, and I’m back – but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band. The next few years are going to be dedicated to kicking some serious ass – the ultimate in auditory takeover.”
Good riddance. Steve Tyler may have had the name and the star power, but he was a worse judge than Ellen. Hopefully his replacement is a real judge, not somebody who just calls everything beautiful.