Survivor: One World Episode 5

The women lost the immunity challenge in Survivor: One World Episode 4, but Colton went off the crazy cliff and was quickly followed by his tribe. They gave up immunity and voted out Bill because Colton hates him.

Following one of the most boneheaded moves in history, we head into a surprise, of sorts. We’re switching tribes. Surely this is not a shock that they would not keep men and women apart for long. The new tribes will determined at random by egg color.

Salani (blue): Michael, Sabrina, Kat, Jay, Kim, Chelsea, Troyzan
Manano (orange): Tarzan, Colton, Christina, Alicia, Monica, Leif, Jonas

I don’t know who half of these people are still.

For the challenge, rotating teams of four will carry a bucket with holes to fill another container. Reward is peanutbutter and jelly and coffee, and the winning tribe earns the right to continue living at the One World beach. Losers go to a new beach with nothing. Salani wins reward, perhaps the biggest reward we will see in this game.

Colton compares his tribe to peasants, as opposed to the Greek gods that just beat them. Privately, he is a little more honest. His new tribe sucks. If muscle is really such a big deal, why was the entire first 4 episodes of his game all about getting rid of the strong guys on his team?

In addition to their PB&J sandwiches, the new Salani catches crabs and a rooster.

Jay and Troyzan approach Kim, who needs to pick a way to go but either way should be in with the numbers.

Colton approaches Alicia to form an alliance with her. He wants to get rid of Christina, but she does not. This isn’t starting off well.

Alicia finds one of those well hidden idols in a tree. She tells Chelsea right away.

Manano also catches a chicken. Then it escapes. These people keep sucking worse.

Colton and Alicia chat again, and she agrees to do whatever he wants, which would be getting rid of Monica and then Christina.

At the immunity challenge, they will try to score baskets in waist high water. Michael takes the 1-0 lead for Salani. After missing half a dozen times, Michael takes the 2-0 lead. Monica makes it 2-1. Michael scores again. Salani wins immunity.

Tarzan’s bad challenge performance leaves Christina wanting to target her, but she doesn’t realize that she’s on the wrong side of the numbers. Jonas plays along with the plan to get rid of Monica, and he keeps Leif in the dark. Colton, however, does not. He tells both Leif and Tarzan what they’re doing. For Tarzan’s sake, he clarifies: they’re voting out the one in the pink bikini. Then he tells him again.

Colton tells us it’s hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots. He fits in so well, though.

At tribal council, Tarzan continues to struggle to remember the name of the person he’s planning to vote for, as well as that of Jonas. An alphabetical order voting strategy would come in handy right about now.

Votes
Tarzan
Tarzan
Monica
Monica
Monica
Monica

With 4 votes, Monica has been voted out. If their goal was to strengthen their weak team, they sure did not accomplish it, getting rid of perhaps their strongest member.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: One World Episode 6, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

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