Seattle brought us impressionist Melissa Villasenor and acrobat troupe Zuma Zuma in America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 2, along with many bad acts that Howie insisted on letting through to the next round. Houston is the next stop.
The first act of the day is ready to start the auditions with a bang and a really bad pun. Like half the audience, they have brought guns and knives with them. Dan and Melody make up The Rhinestone Ropers. For starters, he throws some knives at her. He insists they’re friends. Then he shoots the balloons she’s holding. After that, it’s time to throw knives at her while she’s spinning. Still spinning, she grabs a gun and shoots some balloons.
Charles Peachock does a lighted juggling act. People like these light acts, so good call. The Purrfect Angelz is a dance group that gets through before dancing a single move.
Ignoring the fact that his gender disqualifies him, Daniel Joseph Baker wants to be a Pussycat Doll. I’m not sure how comfortable America will be with his femininity, but he’s a strong performer.
Jay Maynard is dressed in a Tron costume and believes he’s an Internet superstar. A fat guy in spandex. He was a computer geek long before computer geek was cool. It’s still not cool apparently. Sharon buzzes immediately. Howie makes him start over. Piers buzzes. Howie makes him start over again. Then Howie puts him out of his misery.
Cassie, her husband Constantine, and her brother-in-law Sergei form the group Sandou Trio Russian Bar. I take it she’s the English speaker and/or translator of the group. They grab a bar, and she does acrobatic stunts on it. That nets her a standing ovation from the judges.
Status B.L.A.K. is a really bad singing group that can’t even sing a bad Usher song well. Johnny Di Domenico may look like Howie, but he doesn’t sound like him. Asian James Brown will be wasting our time next.
Dani Shay is a 22 year old girl who has Justin Bieber’s old haircut. She turns out to be a good singer.
Tanner “Lil’ T” Edwards is a 6 year old dancer. So after Howie makes him tell his girlfriend he loves her, which she probably doesn’t hear because it’s past her bed time, he does his thing. How he dances is quite irrelevant because it’s not like the judges are going to tell him no.
Darren Taylor (Professor Splash) will be jumping 26 feet into a children’s pool with 12 inches of water in it. He’s broken his neck twice, but he hasn’t died yet. For some reason, he’s brought some girls in bikinis with him. Not sure what purpose they serve, but it doesn’t hurt. Nick asks for complete silence, so don’t buzz him like Hasselhoff did the time the guy was shoving swords down his throat. His plan is to break the world record on this show if given the opportunity.
Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 6 Episode 4, which airs next on NBC.