Chicago brought us Strikers All Stars, Carlos Aponte, and Debra Romer in America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 9. Tonight we conclude the audition tour.
Jimmy Dinh (not the sausage guy) from Vietnam is a comedian. He starts off asking that people laugh slowly and clearly so he can understand. Maybe Howie is his father. With that, Piers buzzes him and the audience starts to boo. His joke about chicken cluking ultimately gets him axed. It’s a no for now.
Kaya and Sadie, The Belly Dancing Duo, will be going through regardless of how they perform based on what they’re wearing and their manmade parts.
Lindsey Stirling plays hip hop violin, whatever that is. Team X-Pogo make pogo sticks somewhat cool. Da Maniacs are a group of dancers. They’re all going to Vegas.
Clownvis is the king of clowns. Wow. Points for ridiculousness. He pulls some hankies out of his mouth, then he begins singing Old McDonald Had a Farm. Three buzzers. Worst act Piers has ever seen. Clownie proceeds to insult all of the judges and Ozzy. Sharon tells him to **** off. Howie follows suit just for fun.
Sumo Champs is, well, some fat guys wrestling. The Tap Dancing Sarah Palins get on stage and dance with a bear. Frequent Flyers Productions hang on a contraption about 5 feet off the ground, which Howie proves he can do (he’s going to Vegas at least).
Rick Smith, Jr. holds a world record with playing cards. Nick comes out on stage and holds a piece of celery, which is then sliced by the cards that are being thrown.
Phil Trau will be doing a tap dance routine from half a century ago. Hopefully people back then were easier to entertain. Piers buzzes, but he agrees to take it back when the act is over.
Luigi Seno and his family moved from the Philippines 8 years ago. He sings and plays guitar. Not at all the voice I expected from this guy. Howie calls him a great entertainer. Piers thinks his charm will go a long way.
Arthur Nakane is a one man band and the final act. It takes him three hours to prepare his instrument. He gets the crowd cheering “Yes we can,” which is a saying that was stolen from him. Howie says thanks, but no thanks. The other two agree to send him to Vegas.
Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of America’s Got Talent Season 5 Episode 11, which airs Tuesday at 9/8c on NBC.