Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair airs Monday November 23 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE IS CRUSHED WHEN HE DISCOVERS HE HASN’T BEEN SATISFYING CHELSEA AND ALAN ATTEMPTS TO CURE HIS THINNING HAIR ON THE CHEAP, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, NOV. 23

“Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair” - Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn’t been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Nov. 23 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

STORY BY: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson

TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn and Mark Roberts

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 8 airs Monday November 16 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHELSEA INVITES HER BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE ROOMMATE TO STAY AT THE HOUSE WHILE SHE GETS OVER A BAD BREAKUP, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, NOV. 16

Tricia Helfer (”Battlestar Galactica”) Guest Stars As Chelsea’s Gorgeous Friend

“Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.” - Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Nov. 16 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tricia Helfer (”Battlestar Gallactica”) guest stars as Gail, Chelsea’s gorgeous friend.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Gail………………………………………. Tricia Helfer
T.V. Announcer……………… Robert Clotworthy

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

RATING: TV14-DL

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 7 Untainted by Filth airs Monday November 9 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE AND ALAN WAKE UP TOGETHER IN BED WITH A STRANGE WOMAN, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, NOV. 9

“Untainted by Filth” - Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Nov. 9 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Betsy…………………………………….. Katy Mixon
Joe…………………………………. Arthur Darbinyan
Ed……………………………………………. Arturo Gil
Ted……………………………………………. Joe Gieb
Clown……………………………….. Kevin Bickford
Strong Man……………………………. Marc Mazur
Bearded Lady…………………………. Jackie Zane
Chinese Acrobat #1…………………. Haitao Duan
Chinese Acrobat #2………………………. Di Guan

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster

TELEPLAY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 For the Sake of the Child airs Monday October 19 at 9/8c on CBS.

JAKE REFUSES TO STAY WITH CHARLIE AND ALAN AFTER THEY EMBARRASS HIM IN PUBLIC, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, OCT. 19

“For the Sake of the Child” - Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Oct. 19 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

GUEST CAST:

Trudy……………………………… Paulina Olszynski
Server………………………………….. Skyler Caleb

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster & Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

RATING: TV14-DL

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 Mmm, fish. Yum airs Monday, October 5 at 9/8c on CBS.

ALAN PLAYS NURSEMAID TO JUDITH’S BABY AND HER TIPSY MOTHER; JAKE BLACKMAILS CHARLIE WITH AN INCRIMINATING PHOTO, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, OCT. 5

“Mmm, fish. Yum.” - Alan plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Oct. 5 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor
Herb……………………………………….. Ryan Stiles
Lenore……………………………………. Annie Potts

GUEST CAST:

Lou…………………………………….. David Mattey

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn and Don Foster

TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producers Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2 Whipped unto the Third Generation airs Monday September 28 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHELSEA CONVINCES CHARLIE TO LET MELISSA MOVE IN, AND THE GIRLS TAKE OVER THE HOUSE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, SEPT. 28

“Whipped Unto the Third Generation” - When Charlie’s fiance, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Sept. 28 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor
Melissa…………………………………. Kelly Stables

GUEST CAST:

Celeste………………………… Tinashe Kachingwe

WRITTEN BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 1 818-jklpuzo airs Monday September 21 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE MUST DECIDE BETWEEN HIS FIANCEE, CHELSEA, AND HIS OLD FLAME, MIA, ON THE SEVENTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, SEPT. 21

Rock Superstar Eddie Van Halen Makes Cameo Appearance as Himself

“818-jklpuzo” - Charlie must decide between his fiance, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia, on the seventh season premiere of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Sept. 21 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Rock Superstar Eddie Van Halen makes a cameo appearance as himself.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor
Dr. Linda Freeman……………………. Jane Lynch
Mia……………………………. Emmanuelle Vaugier
Melissa…………………………………. Kelly Stabler

GUEST CAST:

Andrew……………………………………. Will Sasso
Eddie Van Halen……………….. Eddie Van Halen

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producers Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan Beavers

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 24 Baseball with Better Steroids airs Monday May 18 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE STARTS TO QUESTION HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH CHELSEA WHEN HE HEARS THAT MIA IS BACK IN TOWN; AND WHEN JUDITH GOES INTO LABOR, CHARLIE, ALAN AND HERB RUSH HER TO THE HOSPITAL, ON THE SIXTH SEASON FINALE OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, MAY 18

Emmanuelle Vaugier (”Saw II,” “Saw IV”) Returns as Mia

“Baseball with Better Steroids” - Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 18 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmanuelle Vaugier (”Saw II,” “Saw IV”) returns as Mia, Charlie’s ex-flame.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake: Angus T. Jones
Judith: Marin Hinkle
Berta: Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Herb: Ryan Stiles
Chelsea: Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier
Melissa: Kelly Stables
Petey: Joel Murray
Dr. Levine: Ken Lerner

STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Susan Beavers

TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn

DIRECTED BY: Executive Producer Lee Aronsohn