Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 17 I Found Your Moustache airs Monday March 8 a 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE AND CHELSEA HAVE A POST-BREAKUP ONE-NIGHT STAND, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, MARCH 8

Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) Returns as Chelsea’s Father; John Amos (”The West Wing”) Returns as Her Father’s Boyfriend; and Steven Eckholdt (”The L Word,” “It’s Like, You Know”) Returns as Chelsea’s New Boyfriend

“I Found Your Moustache” - Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, March 8 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) returns as Chelsea’s dad; John Amos (”The West Wing”) returns as her dad’s boyfriend; and Steven Eckholdt (”The L Word,” “It’s Like, You Know”) returns as her new boyfriend.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Tom……………………………………… Stacy Keach
Ed………………………………………….. John Amos
Brad………………………………… Steven Eckholdt

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

RATING: TV14-DL

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 Tinkle Like a Princess airs Monday March 1 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE RUNS OFF TO VEGAS AND RETURNS WITH A NEW WIFE, BUT SHE’S NOT CHELSEA, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, MARCH 1

Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) Returns as Chelsea’s Father; John Amos (”Men In Trees,” “The West Wing”) Guest Stars as Her Father’s Boyfriend

“Tinkle Like a Princess” - Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she’s not Chelsea, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, March 1 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) returns as Chelsea’s dad and John Amos (”Men In Trees,” “The West Wing”) guest stars as her dad’s boyfriend.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Tom……………………………………… Stacy Keach
Ed………………………………………….. John Amos
Betsy…………………………………….. Katy Mixon
Sherman………………………………….. Jeff Clarke
Nicole………………………………. Tabitha Morella

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn

TELEPLAY BY: Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 Aye, Aye, Captain airs Monday February 8 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE’S JEALOUSY THREATENS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH CHELSEA, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, FEB. 8

“Aye, Aye, Captain” - Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Feb. 8 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Mother……………………….. Erin O’Shaughnessy
Jenny (V.O.)………………………. Jessica Dicicco

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers

TELEPLAY BY: Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14 Crude and Uncalled for airs Monday February 1 at 9/8c on CBS.

ALAN WINDS UP IN JAIL AFTER A BAR FIGHT AND CHARLIE WORRIES THAT CHELSEA MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THE LAWYER WHO TAKES THE CASE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, FEB. 1

Steven Eckholdt (”The L Word”) Guest Stars as Alan’s Lawyer

“Crude and Uncalled For” - Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Feb. 1 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Steven Eckholdt (”The L Word”) guest stars as Alan’s attorney.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Brad………………………………… Steven Eckholdt
Louanne…………………………………. Lilli Berdsell
Marcus…………………………………. Mark Deklin
Female GPS Voice (V.O.)………… Lisa Kaplan

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

TELEPLAY BY: Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Eddie Gorodetsky

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 Yay, No Polyps airs Monday January 18 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE ENDURES A COLONOSCOPY TO GET OUT OF A TRIP TO SEE CHELSEA’S PARENTS, ONLY TO RETURN HOME AND FIND THEM IN HIS LIVING ROOM, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, JAN. 18

Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) Guest Stars as Chelsea’s Father

“Yay, No Polyps!” - Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea’s bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Jan. 18 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Stacy Keach (”Titus,” “Prison Break”) guest stars as Chelsea’s father.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Tom……………………………………… Stacy Keach
Martha………………………………….. Meagen Fay
Attendant………………………………. Ewan Chung
Man #1…………………………….. Darryl Stephens
Man #2………………………………… Adam Powell

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

TELEPLAY BY: Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Jim Patterson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 Fart Jokes, Pie, and Celeste airs Monday January 11 at 9/8c on CBS.

JAKE WRITES LOVE SONGS TO WOO HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, AND HERB AND ALAN HIDE THEIR SECRET FRIENDSHIP FROM JUDITH’S WATCHFUL EYE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, JAN. 11

Ryan Stiles (”The Drew Carey Show”) Returns as Herb, Judith’s Current Husband

“Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste” - Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith’s watchful eye, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Jan. 11 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Stiles (”The Drew Carey Show”) returns as Herb, Judith’s current husband.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor
Herb……………………………………….. Ryan Stiles

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster

TELEPLAY BY: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, David Richardson

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 11 Warning, It’s Dirty airs Monday December 14 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE COACHES JAKE ON THE ART OF INFIDELITY WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS AWAY FOR CHRISTMAS, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, DEC. 14

Legendary TV Producer/Writer/Actor Carl Reiner Guest Stars as a Famous Old TV Producer

“Warning, It’s Dirty” - Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Dec. 14 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Carl Reiner guest stars as Marty Pepper, a legendary TV Producer, whom Evelyn invites to Charlie’s for Christmas dinner.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST: Marty……………………………………… Carl Reiner
Celeste………………………… Tinashe Kachingwe
Keisha…………………………………. Ingrid Rogers
Brianna………………………………………… Julia K.

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster and Eddie Gorodetsky

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 10 That’s Why They Call It Ball Room airs Monday December 7 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE DISCOVERS THAT CHELSEA HASN?T BEEN COMPLETELY HONEST ABOUT HER FINANCES, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, DEC. 7

“That’s Why They Call It Ball Room” - Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn’t been completely honest about her finances, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Dec. 7 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Judith……………………………………. Marin Hinkle
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Debbie…………………………. Jeanette O’Connor
Cynthia…………………………………. Judith Drake

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Jim Patterson

TELEPLAY BY: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9 Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair airs Monday November 23 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHARLIE IS CRUSHED WHEN HE DISCOVERS HE HASN’T BEEN SATISFYING CHELSEA AND ALAN ATTEMPTS TO CURE HIS THINNING HAIR ON THE CHEAP, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, NOV. 23

“Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair” - Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn’t been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Nov. 23 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

STORY BY: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson

TELEPLAY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn and Mark Roberts

DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 8 airs Monday November 16 at 9/8c on CBS.

CHELSEA INVITES HER BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE ROOMMATE TO STAY AT THE HOUSE WHILE SHE GETS OVER A BAD BREAKUP, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” MONDAY, NOV. 16

Tricia Helfer (”Battlestar Galactica”) Guest Stars As Chelsea’s Gorgeous Friend

“Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.” - Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Nov. 16 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tricia Helfer (”Battlestar Gallactica”) guest stars as Gail, Chelsea’s gorgeous friend.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:

Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:

Gail………………………………………. Tricia Helfer
T.V. Announcer……………… Robert Clotworthy

STORY BY: Executive Producers Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts

TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

RATING: TV14-DL