The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 16 Subway, Somehow airs Wednesday March 10 at 8/7c on CBS.

CHRISTINE URGES RITCHIE’S SCHOOL PRINCIPAL TO LET HIS CLASS TAKE THE SUBWAY ON A FIELD TRIP IN ORDER TO TEACH THEM REAL-WORLD SKILLS, ONLY TO FIND HERSELF STRANDED AT THE STATION, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10

“Subway, Somehow” - In an effort to teach Ritchie’s class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school to let them take the subway on a field trip but ends up stranded at the station as the train leaves without her, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, March 10 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
Marly………………………………… Tricia O’Kelley
Lindsay…………………………. Alex Kapp Horner
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

RECURRING CAST

Principal Nunley………………….. Nancy Lenehan

GUEST CAST

Bernie…………………………………. Jim Meskimen
Unkind Passerby…………………. Rodney Hobbs
Another Passerby……………… Brian Chenoweth

WRITTEN BY: Amy Iglow & Allan Rice

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 15 Sweet Charity airs Wednesday March 3 at 8/7c on CBS.

CHRISTINE COMES INTO SOME MONEY AND MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN SPLURGING ON A DESIGNER DRESS OR HELPING STARVING CHILDREN, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3

Ed Begley Jr. Guest Stars as a Pastor

“Sweet Charity” - When Christine and Barb find their business unexpectedly profitable, Christine undergoes a personal crisis - deciding whether to spend her share of the newfound money on herself, or follow Barb’s lead and give it to charity, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, March 3 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ed Begley Jr. guest stars as a pastor whom Christine turns to for guidance.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
Marly………………………………… Tricia O’Kelley
Lindsay…………………………. Alex Kapp Horner
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

GUEST CAST

Pastor Ed……………………………… Ed Begley Jr.
Ashley………………………………. Ashley Williams

WRITTEN BY: Frank Pines

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 14 A Family Unfair airs Wednesday February 10 at 8/7c on CBS.

CHRISTINE FEELS LEFT OUT AS RICHARD AND NEW CHRISTINE PLAN FOR THEIR BABY AND DECIDES SHE WANTS ONE TOO, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, FEB. 10

Tim Meadows (”SNL”) Guest Stars As New Christine’s Ob/Gyn

“A Family Unfair” - Christine becomes envious as Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby and decides to ask Richard for his help so she can have one too, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Feb. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tim Meadows (”SNL”) guest stars as New Christine’s ob/gyn.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
New Christine…………………… Emily Rutherfurd
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

GUEST CAST

Dr. Volk……………………………… Tim Meadows

WRITTEN BY: Jeff Astrof

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine 5 Episode 13 Truth or Dare aire Wednesday January 20 at 8/7c on CBS.

WHEN HANDSOME MR. HARRIS COMES BACK INTO CHRISTINE’S LIFE, SHE MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN HIM OR HER NEW LOVE, MAX, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, JAN. 20

Blair Underwood (”L.A. Law,” “In Treatment”) Returns as Mr. Harris, Christine’s Ex-Boyfriend; and Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) Returns as Christine’s Therapist/Boyfriend

“Truth or Dare”- Christine finds herself falling in love with Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Jan. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Blair Underwood (”L.A. Law,” “In Treatment”) returns as Mr. Harris, Christine’s ex-boyfriend, and Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) returns as Max, Christine’s therapist/new boyfriend.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

RECURRING CAST

Mr. Harris……………………….. Blair Underwood
Max……………………………….. Eric McCormack

GUEST CAST

Emily………………………………………. Clea Lewis

WRITTEN BY: Jack Burditt

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 12 A Whale of a Tale airs Wednesday January 13 at 8/7c on CBS.

CHRISTINE PROFESSES HER LOVE TO HER THERAPIST AND GETS AN UNEXPECTED REACTION, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, JAN. 13

Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) Returns as Christine’s Therapist

“A Whale of a Tale” - When Christine decides to tell her therapist she’s in love with him, his response is not what she expected, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Jan. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) returns as Max, Christine’s therapist.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
Marly………………………………… Tricia O’Kelley
Lindsay…………………………. Alex Kapp Horner

RECURRING CAST

Max……………………………….. Eric McCormack
Kelsey………………………….. Marissa Blanchard
Ashley………………………………………… Lily Goff

GUEST CAST

Hannah………………………………… Katie Walder

WRITTEN BY: Sherry Bilsing-Graham and Ellen Kreamer

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 11 It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas airs Wednesday December 16 at 8/7c on CBS.

CHRISTINE ATTENDS HER BLOCK’S CHRISTMAS PARTY WHERE SHE LEARNS A JUICY SECRET ABOUT HER NEIGHBOR, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, DEC. 16

Molly Shannon (”SNL”) Guest Stars and Michaela Watkins (”SNL”) Returns

“It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas” - Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor’s holiday block party where she discovers a juicy secret, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Dec. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Molly Shannon (”SNL”) guest stars as Christine’s neighbor, Jeannie, and Michaela Watkins (”SNL”) returns as Matthew’s girlfriend, Lucy.

SERIES REGULARS:

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
New Christine…………………… Emily Rutherfurd

GUEST CAST:

Lucy……………………………… Michaela Watkins
Jeannie………………………………. Molly Shannon
Josh…………………………………. Daniel Roebuck
Cathy…………………………………… Lauren Tuerk

WRITTEN BY: Sherry Bilsing-Graham, Ellen Kreamer

DIRECTED BY Andy Ackerman

RATING: TV14-DL

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 10 Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein airs Wednesday December 9 at 8/7c on CBS.

WHEN CHRISTINE DISCOVERS THAT RITCHIE IS THE SCHOOL BULLY, SHE DECIDES TO BE A ROLE MODEL BY MAKING AMENDS WITH THE WOMAN SHE BULLIED AS A KID, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9

Comedian Amy Sedaris (”Strangers with Candy”) Guest Stars as the Woman Christine Bullied; Michaela Watkins (”SNL”) Returns as Matthew’s Girlfriend

“Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein” - When Christine finds out that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to set a good example and apologize to the woman she used to terrorize at school, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Dec. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Amy Sedaris (”Strangers with Candy”) guest stars as Frances, the woman Christine dubbed “Frankenstein” in Junior High, and Michaela Watkins (”SNL”) returns as Matthew’s unstable girlfriend, Lucy.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes
Marly………………………………… Tricia O’Kelley
Lindsay…………………………. Alex Kapp Horner

GUEST CAST

Lucy……………………………… Michaela Watkins
Frances…………………………………. Amy Sedaris
Principal Nunley………………….. Nancy Lenehan
Gym Member………………… Roxanne Beckford

WRITTEN BY: Frank Pines

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 9 I Love Woo, I Hate Who airs Wednesday November 25 at 8/7c on CBS.

BARB INSISTS THAT CHRISTINE JOIN HER ON A DATE WITH DAVE, THE IMMIGRATION OFFICER SHE HAS BEEN SEEING, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, NOV. 25

“I Love Woo, I Hate You” - Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave. Meanwhile, Richard realizes he must woo New Christine in order to get her back, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Nov. 25 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
New Christine…………………… Emily Rutherfurd
Marly………………………………… Tricia O’Kelley
Lindsay…………………………. Alex Kapp Horner
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

GUEST STARS

Dave……………………………………. James Lesure
Hostess………………………….. Shira Scott Astrof

WRITTEN BY: Jack Burditt

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 8 Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Crazy airs Wednesday November 18 at 8/7c on CBS.

RICHARD ASKS OLD CHRISTINE TO SET HIM UP ON A DATE IN ORDER TO HELP HIM GET OVER NEW CHRISTINE, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18

Jennifer Grey (”Dirty Dancing”), Wife of Series Star Clark Gregg, Guest Stars as Richard’s Blind Date; Dave Foley (”News Radio”) Returns as Christine’s Suitor

“Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Crazy” - Christine sets Richard up on a date with a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Richard’s friend, Tom, continues trying to woo Christine, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Nov. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Grey (”Dirty Dancing”), who is married to series star Clark Gregg, guest stars as Richard’s lusty blind date. Dave Foley (”News Radio”) returns as Tom, Richard’s friend who has a longstanding crush on Christine.

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
New Christine…………………… Emily Rutherfurd

GUEST STAR

Tracey………………………………….. Jennifer Grey

RECURRING CAST

Tom……………………………………….. Dave Foley

WRITTEN BY: Jeff Astrof

DIRECTED BY: Andy Ackerman

The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 7 Nuts airs Wednesday November 11 at 8/7c on CBS.

MAX POINTS OUT TO CHRISTINE HER TENDENCY TO FLAKE WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH, AND TRIES TO TEACH HER HOW TO FOLLOW THROUGH, ON “THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE,” WEDNESDAY, NOV. 11

Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) Returns as Christine’s Therapist/Love Interest

“Nuts” - Max points out to Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard, including relationships, which is one of the reasons he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Wednesday, Nov. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Eric McCormack (”Will & Grace”) returns as Dr. Max Kershaw, Christine’s therapist/love interest. (Previously scheduled for an earlier date)

SERIES REGULARS

Christine……………………….. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Richard………………………………….. Clark Gregg
Matthew………………………….. Hamish Linklater
Ritchie……………………………….. Trevor Gagnon
Barb…………………………………… Wanda Sykes

GUEST STAR

Max……………………………….. Eric McCormack

Written by: Amy Iglow

Directed by: Andy Ackerman

RATING: TV14-DL