Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 5

Jessica played her advantage to help her former tribemates on their new tribe and guarantee that swing vote Devon could not have any influence. This combined with Joe playing an idol for himself led to the elimination of Alan in Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 4.

Ben is suffering from PTSD from his time in the Marines. This may at times distance him from the tribe, but it seems unlikely to hurt him since they can understand, or at least try to.

For the reward challenge, they will push balls through the sand while their hands and feet are tethered together, then someone will shoot baskets. Chrissy and Lauren sit out. First place is iced coffee and pastries; second place is a jug of iced coffee. Desi gives Levu a lead, and Ashley and Joe build on that. The other tribes are way behind, but Devon initially is not doing that well on the shooting. He has a 1-0 lead by the time Cole starts and extends that to 2 and then 3. He makes it 4-1 and then 4-2. Levu wins reward. Ryan on Soko is so awful that Yawa places second before they have a chance.

Things didn’t go at all how Ashley and Devon wanted, but they are refusing to break up anyway. They hope Desi would rather join them than go to a tie.

Now that she is the odd woman out, Roark may finally be joining the game two weeks in as a swing vote.

Because there was an idol by the well on the other island, Mike suspects there probably will be here too. There is, and he finds it along with Jessica. These two seem like they should trust each other more than the brewing showmance.

For the immunity challenge, they will swim to a boat, retrieve bags of rice, return to shore, tear open the bags and pull out balls, and then complete a maze of moving balls to the top of a board. Ryan and Mike sit out. Levu struggles at first but takes the lead, followed by Yawa. Soko falls behind but not enough to be out of it. Soko’s starts off performing competently on the maze, but nobody else is making any mistakes. Then Chrissy starts falling again and again but refuses to let anybody else try. Yawa wins immunity. Levu wins immunity. Soko never really had a chance.

Chrissy proposes a potential all girl alliance to Roark, but she doesn’t actually trust her or plan to proceed with that plan. Her actual plan is to target Roark and pretend that Roark’s the one who wants to go with the girls.

Ali wants to get rid of Chrissy instead. That will force Ryan to pick between two allies that don’t get along.

At Tribal Council, Roark accuses Chrissy of not approaching her until the day she needed her. But Roark never approached Chrissy, regardless of need.


By a vote of 3-2, Roark has been voted off the island. Last time we saw the person in the middle be the swing (until the advantage stopped that). This time, that person proved to be the easy vote.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 6, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 4

A tribe divided got rid of the person they considered the most divisive in Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 3, voting out Patrick.

I don’t see how voting out a physically strong tribe member helps at this point, but Jeff makes it all moot. He tells them to drop their buffs. So much for heroes vs. healers vs. hustlers when you’re mixing them all together so quickly.

Levu (Blue): Ashley, Alan, Desi, Joe, Devon
Soko (Yellow): Ryan, Ali, Chrissy, JP, Roark
Yawa (Red): Jessica, Mike, Cole, Lauren, Ben

The other tribes are pretty well mixed with two people from each old tribe and one other person from another, but the Yawa tribe has three healers.

The reward challenge requires them to untangle a rope while crossing obstacles, toss rings to retrieve a sled with puzzle pieces, and then solve a puzzle. Reward is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with no second place prize. Soko has the lead as they head into the toss, but Yawa passes them by completing the single successful toss needed faster. Soko is behind them. Levu has a pro athlete, but that isn’t helping them on a ring toss. Yawa wins reward.

In addition to the sandwiches, they each receive a bag of chips. Hidden inside one of them (Jessica’s), there is a secret advantage. Normally in these cases they have to sneak this without anybody noticing, but in this case it’s just whoever has the dumb luck to get that bag. Her advantage is the ability to anonymously block one person from voting at the next Tribal Council. Seeing as she is on a tribe with two other healers, this doesn’t seem to matter. She tells them, but then for some reason, Cole tells both Ben and Lauren, the two people they are logically supposed to be working against. I don’t get it.

Sooner than he probably expected, Ryan now is able to use his advantage to his advantage. He reveals to Chrissy that he was the one who gifted her safety at the first Tribal Council. This is even better than having used it himself.

Ashley may have ended up with a former tribemate, but she knows Alan well enough that she considers him the worst person to be stuck with.

The tribes that are split 2-2-1 could theoretically have the two pairs come together and take out the odd man out, but that doesn’t make much sense. Rather, they’ll pull in the swing.

Cole thought he was being clever, but it’s not long before Lauren reveals to Mike that she knows about the advantage. Cole should have seen this coming. Of course they are going to approach Mike, rather than the pair that may be a couple.

For the immunity challenge, they will maneuver a large crate of puzzle pieces through a table obstacle and under a net then solve the puzzle. Levu again falls behind the other tribes on the physical part of the challenge, despite having a seemingly fit team. Yawa wins immunity. Soko places second.

Who goes home depends on which way Devon goes. Desi and Joe have already beat the other two to the punch. The potential hitch in any plans is that Jessica’s advantage must be used tonight, so she will use it against someone on the other tribe. To go along with that, Joe has an idol.

Devon didn’t really believe Joe, and after talking to Ashley, he decides that Joe is a snake.

Joe and Alan get into a battle to see who has the biggest mouth. Joe wins, revealing to everybody that Ashley is his target. From this comes a demand from Desi: give her the idol or else.

Devon’s advantage isn’t what he thought. It wasn’t played for him. It was played against him. He cannot vote, which presumably brings us to a 2-2 tie. Jessica didn’t want to take any chances of what she knew would happen with her fellow healers, Joe sticking his foot in his mouth and sending the swing vote to the others.

As promised, Joe plays his idol, but he refuses Desi’s expectations that he play it for her, saving himself instead.

Joe (does not count)
Joe (does not count)

By a vote of 2-0, Alan has been voted off the island. If they struggled at physical challenges before, this isn’t going to help them any, but I don’t think there are any players who felt they could work with Alan.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 5, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 3

After rouging it for a few days, Simone had reached her end in Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 2 and was eliminated.

Lauren is worried that she is having a hard time trying to be included. This was perhaps a given demographically, but in the case of Patrick, she has gone out of her way to let everybody know she can’t stand him because he jokes too much.

Ashley strongly protested the concept that she and JP are a couple. So like most people, she describes her lack of interest by saying he is becoming dreamier and dreamier.

Cole and Jessica continue flirting, which leads to him revealing that Joe is the one that has the idol. He gets a kiss on the cheek for this information, but she is a lot less impressed when he shares the information with others. She suggests that if Joe finds out about his proposal to flush out the idol, it will be Cole’s head on the chopping block, which would be a really stupid decision by the tribe.

Patrick is very obvious that he is regularly searching for an idol. His ally Ali gives him a lecture and tells him to behave. She could easily be his undoing because the thought of him being eliminated is already out there, but this conversation does not sound like an alliance.

For the immunity challenge, they will race under and over an obstacle, climb up to and over a net, toss sandbags at blocks, and then stack those blocks. First place reward is four chickens; second place reward is a dozen eggs. Mike sits out for Healers. They’re pretty even heading into the toss. Patrick falls behind at this stage, refusing to switch despite Lauren’s repeated requests to let her try. Healers think they are in first, but they are missing a block. Heroes win. Healers still place second.

Lauren was going to come up with an excuse to target Patrick no matter what, but her criticism here is justified. Patrick did single-handedly lose this challenge, which is not supposed to be the case because he looks like the strongest tribe member.


With 3 votes, Patrick has been voted off the island. This tribe is already bad, and I don’t see how this vote helps.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 4, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.

Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 2

Despite secret advantages and early alliances, it all just boiled down to the oldest person being eliminated in Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 1 as Katrina was voted out.

Chrissy’s idol is powerless, but she’ll hold onto it because it is a very good fake, since it is authentic. That is a much better use for it than saving the person who was her only ally but whose days were numbered regardless.

Ashley and JP have been dubbed a power couple, which remains to be seen whether there is any merit to such a label, but Jessica and Cole right off the bat are making it clear they will be a showmance.

Joe manages to find a clue painted on a tree despite sabotaging his ability to search by pretending that Mike has the idol already. Cole has been out in the water all this time, so he shares this clue with him. If he hadn’t done that, he would still be looking because Cole points out that the symbol is the well, not the raft, which is obviously not in a fixed spot since it floats. With that information, it becomes obvious where it is (5 feet from the well), so Joe now has an idol, a fact that he has some fear of Cole knowing. A couple days in, and he’s already talking about a possible enemy number two, another one he himself created.

Chrissy is the obvious next target, and it could be argued that she was the obvious first target rather than the former Olympian. She’s scrambling and making alliances with everybody to the extent that it would be easy for them to compare notes. Apparently her true alliance is with Ben.

Patrick thinks being a joker will win him friends. Lauren is unimpressed and annoyed. She’s used to being alone. She warns Ali of this, but it doesn’t seem like he is getting on people’s nerves as suggested. Rather, he is getting on a person’s nerves.

For the immunity challenge, they will swim to a floating net ring, collect puzzle pieces from a cage, and solve that spinning signpost puzzle. First place is a fishing kit; second place is lines and lures. Joe and Lauren sit out. Hustlers are leading from the start. Heroes are behind them. Cole is the only competent diver for the Healers and finally bails them out as his partners fail. In true Survivor fashion, none of that matters. Healers solve the puzzle first and win. Heroes place second. Hustlers are heading to Tribal Council after Ali and Simone come up short on the puzzle despite their big early lead.

This early in the season, we know how this goes. The people who failed on the puzzle are going to be the targets, particularly if they were already not seen as valuable before they blew it.

Simone’s hope is to save herself by exploiting Lauren’s complaining about Patrick, who is an asset to the tribe. Nobody is really believing this, but we spend the next several minutes pretending there is a chance they get rid of one of their only strong competitors who is also strong around camp.


With 4 votes, Simone has been voted off the island. She didn’t leave them much choice.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers Episode 3, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on CBS.