Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 9

Fran… was not eliminated in Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 8. Instead, the petty Ben got what he wanted and got rid of Siobhan.

Ben has his sights set on Fran now.

Ramsay pulls out a TV dinner. They all love it. Not that they were going to trash something they thought the yelling chef cooked. So who has got the best palettes?

Fran and Autumn step forward with blindfolds and headphones first. Fran guesses the brussel sprouts are white cabbage. Autumn agrees. Autumn goes with turkey for the pork tenderloin, while Fran thinks it’s roast beef. Sweet potatoes? Autumn says carrots; Fran says parsnip. Coconut is the last ingredient. Autumn finally gets one right. Fran, however, says potato. Potato.

Holli and Ed are next. Ricotta cheese is the first item. Ed guesses creamy polenta. Holli agrees. For the chickpea, Ed says turnip, and Holli says lima beans. Holli thinks the heart of palm is pickled cabbage, and Ed says artichoke. Trout is the last ingredient. Ed says canned tuna. Holli is finally right.

Benjamin and Jason are the third duo. Ben guesses fennel correct, and so does Jason. They are both wrong on kidney beans, butter lettuce, and mussels.

Nilka and Jay are the last pair. Kobe beef is their first test. Jay goes with corn beef; Nilka thinks it tastes like turkey. Both are in the nut family for cashews but not close enough. Silantro is guessed correctly by both of them. The final ingredient is eggplant. Nilka guesses prunes. Seriously? Jay is correct, and the blue team wins 4-3.

The reward is a VIP pass to SeaWorld. They’ll be swimming with Shamu and the dolphins.

For their punishment, red team will have to unload everything on delivery day. Holli blames Fran for not getting any right. Ben takes control of the delivery. After they unload everything from one truck, JP informs them it was delivered to the wrong place. Ben might want to read what he’s signing.

The teams are to create their own menus. Red team will apparently be making whatever Ben tells them to make, which does not include things like rice (rice is poor food). Blue team wants to keep it simple and not go with anything that nobody knows how to make.

Before service, Ramsay will taste everything. Red team’s first dish is bland. Their second dish is spit out. Their other dishes are all just okay, and Fran is glad that all of Ben’s dishes fell flat. The bright spot is that Holli gets compliments on all her desserts. Jay’s salad is too much like rabbit food. The rest of their dishes are similarly bland and boring, except for Autumn’s dessert that passes for terrible. He’s not falling for their plan, which was too simple.

Blue team jumps right into making improvements. The red team, though, plans to stick with what Ramsay told them was no good.

With diners from the same table ordering from both menus, both kitchens must bring food to the pass at the same time. Ed gets ahead of everybody else, but both kitchens manage to get in sync after some shouting.

Ben has shrimp pasta rejected because both the shrimp and the pasta are undercooked. The women want him to communicate if he needs any help. His theory is that if he ignores him they will shut up. After Ramsay yells at them, Ben agrees to let Nilka put his food on a plate. Or not.

Blue team is getting all the orders for some tables. Because of that, Jay’s struggling to keep up.

Fran doesn’t know which part of the chickens are to be cooked.

Autumn delivers raw pork. She can go out in the dining room and explain why their meals are stalled.

Nilka has decided to change the menu because she’s unable to cook the asparagus correctly.

Jason’s bacon gets turned down. Then he gets flustered and unresponsive.

Fran is upset because nobody talks in her kitchen. After that, she decides she wants them to leave her alone so she can bring up the meat.

Apparently, Autumn’s attitude stinks. She’s not yelling and running around, so therefore she sucks. She will be exiled to the dessert station, where she manages to recover.

Fran has finally delivered her chicken. It’s raw. Bad Fran.

Both teams lose. They can each pick one nominee. Jason’s not happy that they lost despite the fact that their menu was the clear favorite. Fingers point at Jay and Autumn. Fran continues to harp on lack of communication. Holli thinks Ben has a large share of the responsibility because he had a lot of input into the menu, and she’d like to see a threat go home anyway.

Autumn has been nominated by the blue team; Fran has been nominated by the red team (again). Fran is finally gone. Autumn can take off her jacket as well, so she can go back to the red team.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 7 Episode 10, which airs next on Fox.

The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 7

The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 6 started off with fireworks. The wrestler’s girlfriend, who was fully onboard and involved with hatching the plan for him to come on the show and try to become famous (didn’t work), got jealous of him when she found out he had another girlfriend. With that, she decided to screw him over and tell Ali not to trust him, but instead to trust her because she only tried to trick her for a little while but Justin wanted to go all the way to the final three with the lie. In the end, Justin found his way off the show, as we listened to the desperate voicemails he left for his (ex?) girlfriend. In the anticlimactic conclusion, Ali made it obvious she had no interest in Craig, so nobody was surprised when he did not get a rose.

This week the destination is Lisbon, Portugal, where there will be 4 dates and no roses.

Roberto gets the first individual date. Ali hopes to find out if Roberto can be fun. Apparently to him this means hearing music and stopping to dance in the middle of the street. Their destination is the outside of a castle. He says he’s not nervous about the hometown date. More excited than anything. As the sun sets in the background, Ali tells us that Roberto could possibly be the one.

The two-on-one date goes to Frank and Ty. They go to a castle, too. I’m seeing a theme here. When they sit down for dinner, Ali’s acting weird already. It’s not you. It’s me. Once they’re done eating, Ty is the first person pulled aside. Her concern is about his upbringing where the women did not work. Seems a little silly to hold that against him, and he hopes to ease her concerns. As for Frank, Ali doesn’t seem to be worried about him. But he has something to tell her. He lives at home with his parents. She says she doesn’t care where he lives, although she could see why he withheld that information basically until he was forced to reveal it with the hometown dates incoming.

The next date is with Kirk, and Ali’s still acting weird. Their chariot awaits, a horsedrawn carriage, which takes them to a palace. It’s been a few years since he’s brought somebody home to meet his parents, so it’s a big step for him as well. She’s not sure about, well, something. Whatever it is, it’s making her act withdrawn with each of the guys. Kirk feels that his heart’s open now, and he feels like he deserves this.

Chris is the last one to go on a date, which will take place on the day of the rose ceremony. Ali’s really sort of digging him as a friend. He’s good as long as it doesn’t involve oil wrestling or Icelandic horses. Wait until he finds out he’s gotta drive a scooter. His main goal is to not be the one who kills The Bachelorette. This slowness on the moped reminds Ali of their relationship. Once she’s in the driver’s seat, she floors it, even if that means going in the wrong lane on blind corners. Unlike the other dates, they go to a winery. He likes how they’ve talked and progressed, not too quickly, although that does not exactly lend itself to a silly process in which someone’s getting down on one knee after a few dates. He’s been holding on to a bracelet since the beginning, wanting to make sure he liked her enough to give it to her, so now would be that time.

Roses
Chris
Frank
Roberto
Kirk

Ty has been eliminated. She just can’t see them working. He hopes she realizes that she made the wrong choice.

It doesn’t end there. Now we head back to last season, with a couple that’s already broken up, which did not seem like that good a fit to begin with. Jake and Vienna are here to tell their sides of the story and call each other liars.

Before we get into that, Chris tells us many people have found love on this show. What number qualifies as many?

Jake’s story is that he was out of town, and all of a sudden he gets back and is on the cover of 5 magazines. Vienna blames the changing relationship. After the first month, the relationship was just for the cameras. She says she was emotionally abused, which by her definition means someone who doesn’t show any emotion. Oh. Good to know.

He’s disgusted with her for selling him out to a tabloid. But that’s okay because he’s a fame whore. He wants to be an actor, but at least he wants to be something. She denies cheating with some guy she doesn’t know, and she also didn’t cheat with a gay guy.

Chris wants to know why they didn’t just split and go their separate ways. Jake would like to know that as well. Vienna acknowledges that she didn’t want to give him the opportunity to do that.

For all her whining about wanting to go back to Florida and being Jake’s prisoner, Vienna has decided to take a job in LA and stay there.

How can you get sick of somebody in six months? I think the girls in the house last season would be able to answer that. It doesn’t seem as if she really wants him to get a word out. Try as he might to finish a sentence, her yapping won’t let him do so.

Vienna’s done talking about it. Well, that’s a start. After he finally raises his voice somewhat, she storms out of the interview and wants to go home. Jake says that’s what one of their arguments looks like. Not a hard thing to believe.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Bachelorette Season 6 Episode 8, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 11

The top 9 danced in So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 10. Tonight one more will go home.

Alex Wong, Ashley Galvan, Adechike Torbert, and Kent Boyd are up first. Alex is safe. Ashley is also safe. Adechike is safe, and so is Kent.

Lauren Froderman, Billy Bell, and Robert Roldan are next. Lauren is safe. The first member of the bottom three is Billy. And Robert is joining him.

The final two contestants are Jose Ruiz and Melinda Sullivan. Melinda rounds out the bottom three.

That leaves Billy, Robert, and Melinda dancing for their lives.

Tonight’s result is unanimous. Billy and Robert will have to go figure out where they went wrong so they can fix it next time. With that said, Melinda Sullivan has been eliminated.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 7 Episode 12, which airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Fox.