The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 8

Vicki was unable to control her hunger in The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 7, so a decision had to be made to get rid of her.

Stefan gets a visit from fellow vampire Lexi, his oldest friend. About 350 years old. So what are they doing for his 162nd birthday?

The sheriff is asking questions about Vicki’s disappearance. Everybody has their stories/lies straight. When they’re done, Elena has decided that being around Stefan is just too much. Again.

Bonnie’s grandma doesn’t want her giving that necklace back to anybody. That talisman will continue to protect her.

Jeremy’s doing homework. That’s different.

Damon arrives at the police station with the requested vervain. Sheriff Forbes tells him she suspects that maybe vampires can now walk around in sunlight, so they’re looking at anyone new to town.

Bonnie has a plan to get Elena’s mind off how she dumped Stefan. She rips open a pillow and throws feathers all over the place. Then she makes them float. Oh, that probably will not put her mind at ease. Now she’s gotta deal with a witch as well as vampires.

Caroline’s done with Damon. Well, not really. At his will, she agrees to throw a party so that Stefan and his BFF will come. He intends to solve this town’s little vampire problem. Also, he’d like his crystal back from that witch.

Stefan is suspicious, but Lexi doesn’t care. They’re going to that party.

Elena goes to visit Stefan, where she’s greeted by the blonde girl in a towel staying there. Lexi’s reaction: oh my God. How? Who? Don’t worry. It’s not Katherine. Looks a lot like her, though. Whatever the case, Stefan’s in love with her.

Despite feeling like a Native American giver, Caroline asks for her crystal back. Bonnie can’t give it back. Well, then, it makes her look fat. That’s not going to work. Caroline attempts to snatch it from her neck, but that doesn’t work for her any better than it worked for Damon. So Damon calls her stupid, shallow, and useless.

Then he wanders outside looking for some people in heat. He drinks the guy while the girl screams in terror.

Elena wants to know what Damon did to her brother. Why’s he acting different? He’s studying, not doing drugs, and not drinking. And this is a problem?

Lexi (aka towel girl… she’s been called worse) has a lesson for Elena. The love of her life was human, but love conquered all.

The cops arrive on the scene to find a corpse and a scared girl.

Matt agrees to take the now very drunk Caroline home. Her mom’s kinda standing right outside.

What’s Damon really doing in Mystic Falls? He has a diabolical master plan. How very cryptic of him.

The sheriff heads inside with the girl from the alley. She recognizes someone. Not Damon. Lexi’s drugged with vervain and hauled off. Might want to try a larger dose next time. She shakes it off, throws the cops around, and shrugs off some bullets. Then Damon stakes her.

Matt had planned to leave Caroline in bed to recover from her binge, but she doesn’t want to be left alone. She don’t have to ask him twice.

Stefan wants to kill Damon, although Elena begs him not to. Now she wants to talk to him, but he’s not interested. He won’t really kill him, though. Just scare him a bit.

In hear dream, Bonnie is warned that it’s coming. Whatever it is.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Vampire Diaries Episode 9 History Repeating, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on The CW.

Survivor: Samoa Episode 8

Foa Foa’s usual loss in Survivor: Samoa Episode 7 resulted in Liz being eliminated.

They’re hoping for a merge. Well, I guess it couldn’t hurt. They’re pretty well screwed.

When she returns to her own camp, Laura’s canteen is missing, leading to a confrontation between herself and Shambo, who it does not appear has ever seen an episode of 90210 (old or new). Erik says that Shambo being crazy is an established fact, so anybody fighting with her is just making themselves look bad.

Jaison says they’re not super confident in their ability to win challenges any more. Yeah, I hope not.

The two tribes get treemail and meet up on the beach. No Jeff in site. What they do see is a treasure chest with buffs, a tarp, and paint. Looks like a merge. They are told they’re all one tribe living on Galu beach. Not the typical way to merge but appears legit.

Russell is immediately under the impression that he’s a king.

The new tribe name is Aiga, which they say is Samoan for extended family.

Russell approaches Laura to show her the hidden idol. He promises her that he will hand it to her at the top 7. This leads her to a realization: they’re going to have to blindside him. His attempt at setting guidelines that she get rid of one of her people first falls flat. His offer does not sound genuine, and even if it did, she doesn’t have the power needed to accomplish his request.

Unable to get anywhere with Laura, Russell next approaches Monica and shows her the idol, which nobody else knows about. If he knows she’s on the chopping block, he’ll give it to her. From there, he goes to John and shows him the idol as well. Laura is Russell’s first target.

Seeing as Shambo hates Laura’s guts, it shouldn’t be hard getting her onboard with the plan to get rid of Laura.

Immunity is tee ball. Whatever section their ball lands in is their score, and the highest score wins immunity. They have one shot. One man and one woman will win immunity.

Dave scores 3. Jaison is off the course. Russell takes the lead at 4. Brett is off the course. Mick scores 2. Erik is off the course. John scores 5. He wins immunity.

Natalie is not close. Monica scores 2. Kelly takes the lead with 3. Shambo ends up not close. Laura scores 4 to win immunity with the only somewhat decent swing.

So Russell’s plans are shot to hell.

Russell wants to get rid of Monica, but seeing as she does not hate Monica, Shambo is not onboard with this plan.

Laura knows Russell has the idol seeing as he showed it to her, so she tells Erik. They hope to flush out the idol but vote for Jaison because he is worthless to the tribe. With this knowledge, Erik tells John that Russell’s got the idol, which should make John not trust Russell any more. Regardless, John wants to get rid of Monica. Dave is suspicious of this plan.

Jaison doesn’t like that Erik is talking to them like he’s in control, so his plan is to play along but vote for Erik. 4 votes may not be enough, but it could make things interesting.

From there, Natalie goes to Laura to see if she’s willing to vote that way. Kelly also gets wind of this, a warning that Erik is targeting the women. Slowly but surely the entire rest of the tribe hears this plan as well. It’s interesting. This is all John’s fault, but Erik ran his mouth, so he’s the one getting blamed.

At tribal council, Erik further puts his foot in his mouth. He can’t see any way in which Foa Foa has a prayer or offers anything.

Jaison believes this is a personal attack on him. Oh geez. Here we go again with this guy. Everything’s personal because his PAC-10 life as a future attorney is too difficult.

Jeff goes to read the votes. He doesn’t even ask, but that’s not stopping Russell from standing up. As planned, the idol has been flushed out.

Votes
Jaison
Jaison
Erik
Erik
Erik
Erik
Erik
Erik
Erik

Now that’s a blindside. With 10 votes, Erik has been voted off the island. The only other person in the dark is Shambo, which has pretty much been the case from day one. Erik’s departure means both idols are now gone.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Samoa Episode 9 Tastes Like Chicken, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on CBS.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 6 Episode 12

The first two contestants were sent packing in So You Think You Can Dance Season 6 Episode 11. Ariana DeBose was the first girl to go home. Then, Brandon Dumlao, who wasn’t ready for the show and shouldn’t have been given only a day and a half to prepare, was also eliminated.

Paula Abdul still isn’t sitting next to Nigel. Noelle, however, is ready this week.

Noelle Marsh & Russell Ferguson
Style: Hip hop with tennis rackets
Choreographer: Jamal Sims
Song: Move Shake Drop Remix by DJ Laz, Flo Rida, & Casely
Adam: Ramble ramble. Felt like it was overwhelming you a little bit.
Mary: Russell won the match. Couldn’t tell Noelle just recovered from an injury.
Nigel: So fast that they didn’t really get hold of it. Not sure that’s gonna be strong enough for a first performance for Noelle. Better than last week from Russell.

Jakob Karr & Ashleigh di Lello
Style: Viennese Waltz – just married couple
Choreographer: Melanie Lapatin & Tony Meredith
Song: At Last by Etta James
Adam: Can still do no wrong. Madly in love.
Mary: Lift sequence was very good, but Jakob’s dancing could be better. Ashleigh is lovely and gorgeous. Closer and closer to the top 10.
Nigel: Jakob is such a beautiful dancer. Ashleigh is proving people wrong.

Bianca Revels & Victor Smalley
Style: Broadway – dancing in church
Choreographer: Tyce Diorio
Song: Maybe God Is Tryin’ to Tell You Something from The Color Purple Soundtrack
Adam: Danced well, but that’s not really the point. Wanted to see them lose it.
Mary: Good but didn’t really go there.
Nigel: Characters weren’t strong enough. Victor looked like a fish out of water. Didn’t sit comfortably with Bianca either.

Mollee Gray & Nathan Trasoras
Style: Bollywood – warrior prince going to war, but his princess is not happy about it
Choreographer: Nakul Dev Mahajan
Song: Azeem O Shaan Shahenshah from the Jodhaa Akbar Soundtrack
Adam: Such an exciting couple. Mollee is coming into her own. Such maturity.
Mary: Adored the beginning, and it just kept getting better. Outstanding partnership.
Nigel: Mollee’s maturing. Tremendous stuff from Nathan.

Channing Cooke & Phillip Attmore
Style: Samba
Choreographer: Tony Meredith & Melanie Lapatin
Song: Maracatu Funk by The Samba Squad
Adam: Could see you struggling. Wonderful personal interactions.
Mary: Felt like hard work. Phillip wasn’t really helping Channing trying to get to the tricks. Channing was coming to life out there.
Nigel: Phillip has all the right movement but didn’t utilize it. Chemistry didn’t work. Looked like Channing was nervous in the lifts.

Karen Hauer & Kevin Hunt
Style: Hip hop – mechanic looking under hot girl’s hood, whatever that means
Choreographer: Tabitha & Napoleon Dumo
Song: Ice Cream Paint Job by Dorrough
Adam: Karen had more confidence than Kevin in his style, and tore that up. Kevin was fantastic, which was expected.
Mary: Karen’s on the hot tamale train in first class. Kevin’s supposed to be great in this style and is phenomenal. Also on the hot tamale train.
Nigel: Kevin was really good. But Karen’s a real pleasure to watch.

Kathryn McCormack & Jonathan “Legacy” Perez
Style: Contemporary – woman living in fear
Choreographer: Stacey Tookey
Song: 2 Steps Away by Patti LaBelle
Adam: Legacy’s a different man than ever before. So proud of both. So special.
Mary: Legacy is really dancing out there. Kathryn just keeps nailing it.
Nigel: Legacy is growing, and Kathryn is proving people wrong with that great routine.

Pauline Mata & Peter Sabasino
Style: Jazz
Choreographer: Wade Robson
Song: Little Green Bag by George Baker Selection
Adam: Committed.
Mary: Danced well but won’t take you anywhere.
Nigel: Routine that won’t be forgotten, whether it’s appreciated or not. Peter’s a bit tight in his shoulders. First time Pauline’s danced to the full extent.

Ellenore Scott & Ryan di Lello
Style: Argentine Tango
Choreographer: Miriam Larici & Leonardo Barrionuevo
Song: Violentango by Astor Piazzola
Adam: Hard to dance in a dress caught in your heel. Stillness and maturity from Ellenore. Great partnering from Ryan.
Mary: Remarkable that Ellenore didn’t even fuss with her dress. Phenomenal living that routine through Miriam. Ryan played the part, too. Outstanding technique. Have to stand up one more time.
Nigel: Don’t know another couple on the show this season that could have done any better.

The four dancers in danger come from three couples. Noelle is first. Phillip is also in the bottom four, as are Victor and Bianca.

Starting with the girls, the judges don’t think either girl came up to the best they can do in the duets, and they are not unanimous. Bianca has grown across the seasons. Noelle danced for her life, as asked, so she will be staying. Bianca Revels has been eliminated.

Next up are the guys. Phillip has been eliminated. In what had been billed as the season of tappers, two of the three have been cut tonight.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of So You Think You Can Dance Season 6 Episode 13, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.

The Biggest Loser Season 8 Episode 8

Keeping the team as weak as possible, the black team voted out Abby in The Biggest Loser Season 8 Episode 7.

The contestants are preparing to make a trip to Washington, DC. Typically, trips off the ranch are not good news, no matter how good it may sound at first. Game aside, though, they will be going to Congress and the White House.

First thing’s first. They’re now all individuals.

In a few hours, Bob and Jillian will be giving a public workout at the Washington Monument. The pop challenge is for the contestants to get as many people as possible to participate. The reward is a huge advantage in the challenge, plus Subway for dinner. Amanda targets a group of people who recognize her from last year’s finale. Allen goes to the fire station. Liz lost cute 30 years ago, so her focus is guilt. Daniel utilizes his recognizability as well… turning Amanda’s supporters into his instead. In the end, it came down to 1 vote, with the battle between Liz and Allen. Liz wins reward.

Bob takes control of the group workout. Jillian, meanwhile, takes the opportunity to go pick on total strangers.

Their next stop is to go to Congress to share their stories. It’s not just a reality show. It’s a movement. Dan suggests better health education, as compared to his requirements of 1 semester of PE and 1 credit of health. Jillian says that people have no concept of what they’re putting in their mouths any more, which is spot on.

The city is filled with some of the most iconic landmarks. They will be visiting four of them because there are four stages to the challenge. Last person standing wins immunity. As her reward from the first challenge, Liz can skip one phase. A 1 mile run through Constitution Gardens is first. The top six finishers will continue. Rebecca, Allen, and Amanda are off to the lead. Battling Rudy for fourth, Daniel is noticing that things have changed since day 1 where he won in 12 minutes. Shay’s walking but knows she’ll finish. Liz is trying to keep ahead of Danny so that she doesn’t blow not having used that pass. Tracey, who is emotional remembering how she collapsed the first day, is keeping up a slow but steady jog. Rebecca finishes first, followed by Daniel edging out Allen. Amanda is fourth, then Rudy and lastly Liz to complete the top six.

The second stage of the competition takes place at Watergate. Each player has 17,954 pennies, the exact number of pounds lost to date on The Biggest Loser. Just as long as they don’t have to count them. The object is to fill the container to the line. Four people will advance. One of those will be Liz, who will use her advantage to avoid the exhaustion of this stairmaster challenge. Rudy’s strategy: big hands. You know what they say about people with big hands. They can pick up a lot of pennies. Allen and Daniel are behind him, while the girls bring up the rear. Rudy finishes first. Daniel places second. Amanda’s out of it. Allen and Rebecca battle down to the wire. Rebecca edges out Allen.

The US Capitol is the scene of a balancing act. They will be standing on their platforms on a narrow ledge while holding a pilates ball over their heads. Last two standing will advance. This time, it’s the men who are struggling early. Daniel is the first to fall. Liz follows.

Rudy and Rebecca will compete in the final part of this challenge, which takes place at the White House. The first person to take 206 steps wins (there have been 206 contestants on The Biggest Loser so far). Rebecca’s got a lead of about 3 when they hit 50. This lead keeps growing. She’s up by 11 when she hits 100. This lead eventually climbs to 30. When all’s said and done, Rebecca finishes first with a lead of 15 to win immunity.

The following day, they all head into the White House, where they will be cooking a meal with the chef, using vegetables planted in the President’s garden. Then they head into the White House kitchen. It’s like an episode of Cory in the House.

Jillian wants Tracey to stop playing games because this show isn’t a game (only it is). She’s gonna need more than gameplay to keep going, particulary when the show is over.

Amanda, who was whining much of last week, is Bob’s focus this week. She trusts Bob, and this time she doesn’t get off the treadmill crying.

Since they’re down to individuals, staying above the yellow line rests on each person’s own shoulders.

Rebecca: 219 pounds (-4, 1.79%, immune)

Shay: 393 pounds (-9, 2.24%)

Tracey: 194 pounds (-3, 1.52%)

Daniel: 261 pounds (-11, 4.04%)

Allen: 253 pounds (-9, 3.44%)

Danny: 333 pounds (-12, 3.48%)

Rudy: 332 pounds (-9, 2.64%)

Liz: 218 pounds (-3, 1.36%)

Amanda: 207 pounds (-7, 3.27%)

Liz and Tracey have fallen below the yellow line. The writing is on the wall here. Tracey’s the obvious target. Petty grudges aside, it’s the best game move. Not that some of these people will put their grudges aside. Such as the highly emotional pink team. Tracey really wants to be there. Liz probably does, too, but she doesn’t vocalize that.

Votes
Amanda: Tracey
Shay: Liz
Danny: Tracey
Daniel: Tracey
Rebecca: Tracey

With 4 votes, Tracey is not The Biggest Loser. She played the game too hard too fast and ultimately wasn’t able to back that up on the scale. From her starting weight of 238, Tracey is now down 85 pounds. She plans to run a marathon in December.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Biggest Loser 8 Episode 9, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on NBC.

Heroes Season 4 Episode 8

Tracy and HRG tried to bust Jeremy out of prison in Heroes Season 4 Episode 7, but their efforts proved futile when they found his body in the street. Samuel, who met up with Tracy while she was in town, got vengeance for his death, though. Speaking of deaths, Gretchen found out someone was trying to kill her, while Parkman’s body was overtaken by Sylar.

Tonight we head back to Hiro, where he left off three years ago with Charlie at a diner in Texas.

You’ve heard the story before. Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl dies. Boy travels back through time to try to save her life.

No matter how hard Hiro tried, the Brain Man, Sylar, always got to her. So he’s back to try again.

Samuel believes they need Hiro, so it’s time for him to go back to the past as well.

Sylar finds out that Charlie’s got a genius memory. His theory: the cause is that blood clot in her brain. Perhaps he could help her fix that.

HRG’s at the diner, too, trying to stop a deranged serial killer with super powers from offing his cheerleader daughter. He’s also having breakfast with some blonde chick, something he does twice a week, only this time she’s brought a motel key with her. Duty calls, though.

This is the biggest butterfly Hiro needs to correct. Samuel’s willing to help, but he wants to make sure that Charlie’s actually worth it to Hiro. She is.

Hiro freezes Sylar (and the rest of the world), wheels him off, and tosses him in the bottom of a bus. Once that’s done, he plans to be awesome charming super cool. Then he realizes a flaw in his plan. If Charlie doesn’t die, he doesn’t go back to save her, and history goes kablooey. Great scott. So then he pays a visit to himself. Don’t bother with the cheerleader. Save the waitress. Go back six months into the past. With that, now he’s in the picture with her.

So then future Hiro goes to talk to Ando. He promises to wait for six months ago Hiro to show up.

Charlie has decided to go to Japan with Hiro. That’s where Takezo Kensei was born. As she starts spouting off random facts, it seems something’s wrong. She’s still genius girl… on autopilot. Her aneurysm is rupturing, and she’s dying. Not if he can help it. Time to go check that bus for Sylar. Hiro’s got an offer: help and learn about the future. His life… and death. He agrees to help and fixes Charlie with ease.

Living up to his end of the bargain, Hiro tells Sylar’s story. He gathers a lot of power, becomes the strongest of them all, and dies alone, with nobody caring.

HRG wants to back out of this workplace romance with Lauren. He still loves his family.

Charlie was okay with dying. Now she feels like she’s cheating. Saving her changed history and was selfish. Eventually, she reconsiders and realizes that she loves him, too. When she steps outside, butterfly man has taken her back to his carnival. Hiro takes them forward to the carnival, where they meet another time traveller, a dead one that Samuel asked to trap Charlie somewhere in time. So where is she? Samuel has no plans of telling just yet because he needs help fixing his past.

He made a mistake about eight weeks ago. He killed Suresh. Well, that explains where he’s been.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Heroes Season 4 Episode 9 Shadowboxing, which airs Monday at 8/7c on NBC.

Southland on TNT

NBC had planned to air Southland season 2, but just before the season was scheduled to begin, the plug was pulled, a casualty of primetime Leno. TNT has now picked up the rights to the show.

Southland will premiere on TNT Tuesday January 12 at 10/9c. The network has grabbed the seven episodes of season 1 that aired on NBC, as well as the six episodes of season 2 that were scheduled to air.

So far, no plans have been made to film any new episodes.

The Amazing Race 15 Episode 7

Well, The Amazing Race 15 Episode 6 sure didn’t lack for drama. Mika refused to go down a waterslide of all things, throwing away the shot at $1 million in the process. Some people blame her for her inability to even try to overcome her fears, while some say that Canaan should have been more understanding with her. Whatever the case, the end result is the same: Mika & Canaan were eliminated from the race. Good riddance. There’s no room in the race for people who absolutely refuse to participate.

Teams depart in the order in which they arrived.

First: Meghan & Cheyne – 1:13PM
Second: Maria & Tiffany – 3:09PM
Third: Sam & Dan – 3:10PM
Fourth: Brian & Ericka – 3:25PM
Fifth: Gary & Matt – 3:34PM
Sixth: Herbert & Nathaniel – 4:20PM

Ericka realizes she yells a lot.

Having pretended they’re straight the whole time, Sam & Dan have an announcement to make to the rest of the teams: they’re gay. A lot of people don’t know this about them already. There’s about 10 million people watching this episode, though, so they know now. Maria & Tiffany plan to stick with them regardless of not having any dating prospects with them.

The next destination is Amsterdam, The Netherlands, more than 3000 miles away. The earliest flight leaves at midnight, which should result in some bunching. Good. Meghan & Cheyne were given too much of an advantage by that fast forward, and it shouldn’t have held for any longer.

Upon arrival, the first trick for Brian is to figure out how to put the car in drive. They eventually figure it out with the help of someone in the parking lot, but not before both he and Ericka are screaming at each other. Ericka warns him that he knows she has a short fuse.

Road block (in order of arrival): Meghan, Sam, Flight Time, Matt, Tiffany, Ericka

They will drive to Matrinitoren, the highest building in Gronigen. The road block is to climb the structure and count the bells. Counting tasks can try people’s patience. Meghan and Sam agree to work together. Ericka’s realizing she’s out of her comfort zone pretty quickly. To add to the difficulty level of the task, the bells start playing while they’re in there. Matt is right on his first try. Sam and Meghan are also correct. When he’s running down the stairs, Sam gives the number to Tiffany, saving her from actually having to count. Flight Time is also correct. Ericka, however, is way off, coming up with 43 instead of the correct 62. Then she guesses 56. Closer. 57. Well, she’ll get there eventually at this pace. After crying and taking a break for a while, she gets the correct answer.

From there, teams will drive to Vierhuizen de Marne, where they will find their next clue at a windmill. The detour is a choice between farmer’s game or farmer’s dance. In both detours, teams will dress up in traditional Dutch costumes and ride bicycles. In Farmer’s game, teams must find a creek, strip down to their underwear, and swim across. Then, they will play three holes of farmer’s golf. In farmer’s dance, teams will first have to hit the high striker, then they will perform a Dutch folk dance, and eat the salted herring and onions. For the all male teams, this means one of the guys has to be the girl. Maria, meanwhile, has to be the guy.

Farmer’s Game: Meghan & Cheyne, Sam & Dan, Gary & Matt (switched from dance after Matt read they have to eat herring), Maria & Tiffany (switched from dance to game back to dance back to game)
Farmer’s Dance: Flight Time & Big Easy, Brian & Ericka

Sam & Dan have no trouble. Meghan hates golf and will keep repeating it as long as the task progresses. Maria & Tiffany fail to realize that the high striker is probably not intended for women, while Matt doesn’t read the entire clue to realize he doesn’t like fish. Brian & Ericka also have some clue reading trouble: they’re supposed to be riding bikes. The Globetrotters, who have dance routines in their games, have no trouble with their task, and then they down the fish in about two seconds. Eventually, Maria & Tiffany realize they can’t do the golf either, so they switch back. After about 50 tries on the striker, they both start crying. Tiffany’s coming pretty close, but Maria is only bothering because they have to rotate. After walking and killing their feet, Brian & Ericka have finally read their clue. They’re supposed to be riding bikes. Somehow, this is all Brian’s fault. Back to Maria & Tiffany. After about 70 tries, they decide to switch back again. Then we see Brian & Ericka finally have figured out what they’re supposed to be doing, and they get through the dancing pretty easily. Maria & Tiffany are now at their 16th attempt in golf. I give them credit for not giving up. Because Brian & Ericka failed to ride a bicycle to the detour (and then borrowed someone’s bikes to get to the pit stop), they have incurred a 30 minute penalty. Brian wants to just stay calm, while Ericka has another breakdown. It does not end up mattering because the girls are still back at the golf challenge.

As the girls are discussing how hopeless things seem, Phil marches his way out on to the course. That’s bad news.

The pit stop for this leg of the race is Zoutkamp Harbor, which teams will have to ride their bicycles to get to.

First: Sam & Dan (win sand buggies)
Second: Meghan & Cheyne
Third: Herbert & Nathaniel
Fourth: Gary & Matt
Fifth: Brian & Ericka
Eliminated: Maria & Tiffany

Having reached a challenge they are unable to complete, Maria & Tiffany have been eliminated from the race. Unlike Mika last week, where she just quit without even trying, at least they made a strong effort at getting this done, but were just physically incapable of doing so.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of The Amazing Race 15 Episode 8 I’ve Ever Done in my Life (Sweden), which airs Sunday at 8/7cish CBS.

Survivor: Thailand Winner

Ted was the first one to find himself out of the Chuay Gahn tribe in Survivor: Thailand Episode 13, which brings us down to the final four: Brian Heidik, Clay Jordan, Helen Glover, and Jan Gentry.

They are given floats to be decorated in memory of their 12 eliminated tribemates. While doing this, Brian continues his mantra. It’s just a business trip.

The immunity challenge is called second chance, and it’s a chance to revisit aspects of previous challenges. They will dig up a wicker ball, carry it over the balancing beam, and head through the fishnet tubing. Then, they will work on a slide puzzle to release materials to build a pole and retrieve a key to get out of the jail cell. Lastly, they will sprint to the food table for a surprise treat. Clay is the first to grab the ball and retains the lead across the balance beam and past the tubing. Brian manages get across those obstacles pretty quickly and catches up to Clay on the puzzle. The other two are completely hopeless on the balance beam. Brian is the first to finish his puzzle. Helen and Jan finally get across the balance beam, but they’re out of it. Brian’s done escaping from jail before anybody else is even done with the puzzle. Then he lifts the lid. He’s going to have to eat a tarantula to win. Considering how big a lead he has, there is no drama, although they would like there to be. Brian wins immunity.

Brian thinks it’s time for Helen to go. The writing was on the ground. Helen and Ted plotting with each other first burned Ted, and now it’s time for her to get bit. Clay’s quickly onboard with that, but Jan is not sure what she wants to do. It’s either her or Helen. If she doesn’t go along with this plan, they can simply opt to vote her out instead. Unless she decides to force a tie with her and Helen and hope the tiebreaker goes down in her favor.

Votes
Helen
Helen
Jan
Helen

By a unanimous vote, Helen has been voted off the island. She blames Brian the most for her elimination, but she’s pretty much bitter at all of them, despite the fact that she started it.

Upon returning to camp, they’re immediately given one last krathong float to decorate. The next morning, Jeff arrives with a map and sends them paddling off into the river to set their floats adrift. Their ultimate destination is the final challenge site.

The cave they arrive at is about 105 degrees. The challenge is simple. Don’t let the money slip through your fingers. They put three coins inbetween their fingers in each hand and will stand in a traditional Thai stance for as long as they can keep holding at least one of the coins. Stranger things have happened, but the theory is that this is a battle between the boys, with Jan a non-issue. Around 12 minutes, Jeff tells them to stay in their game mentally. The image they put forth either gives the others power or takes it away. With that said, Jan quits. Clay, meanwhile, is visibly shaking and quits shortly thereafter. It’s obvious what he was waiting for. Brian wins immunity.

Brian’s got a choice. Take with him the grandma who everybody seems to like but who hasn’t done very much, or take the guy who nobody likes nor would vote for. In either case, it really shouldn’t matter because Brian has played a masterful game.

Vote
Jan

Jan has been voted off the island, leaving Brian and Clay as the final two, a stark contrast as compared with Marquesas, which had two equally useless contestants left standing. Regardless of how Clay may or may not have played the game, however, he has no friends on that jury, so he’s gonna have to fight to get votes. Although Brian played the role of everybody’s friend, he’s not so sure that the relationships he built were necessarily real. It’s just business.

Clay’s opening statement is that he’s lucky, but he promises that they would do what he did to get where he is. Brian says that his focus was to make sure that everybody felt comfortable and wants them to vote from their hearts and feel good about their decision.

Erin wants to know why they think the other person does not deserve the money. Brian says that Clay did not put forth the effort that he could have. Clay responds that Brian thought he was the leader at camp, although I’m not entirely sure what this response is supposed to mean.

Ken says that he wouldn’t do what Clay did. That’s why he couldn’t have gotten any further than he did and had no business playing this game. Then he asks Brian why he said that Ted had to go, which Brian denies saying. Although this conversation that Ken believes they had clearly sticks out in Ken’s mind, Brian is unsure what the heck Ken is babbling about, so he just responds that Ted is unable to gel with the group. This also is not an answer that Ken is happy with, and God will smite Brian for not knowing the answer to this question.

Penny asks Brian where she grew up, and who are her siblings. Brian does not know the answers. Clay, however, does know some things about her. What the heck this has to do with the vote I don’t know, but if she’s really going to vote along lines as pathetic as this, Clay just secured himself something.

Jake takes the opportunity to revisit the conversation about performance that Clay blasted him about. Clay’s answer is that he really was upset that Jake was trying to make an alliance with everybody. Brian, however, strokes Jake’s ego and says he was performing well.

Ted calls Brian a great car salesman. As for Clay, he just rode coattails and is just an ignorant southern redneck hillbilly. Bitter much? Ted’s question to Clay: how does he define a racist person? Oh, is this really necessary? Putz. (We later found out that Helen indicated to Ted that Clay had said something, which generated this line of inappropriate and completely irrelevant questioning.) The follow up question: why should he get his vote? Clay responds that he was fair with him. Brian disagrees.

Jan wants an explanation of Clay’s work on the island. Clay says that he did his fair share for the food, but Brian didn’t want any help with the water. Brian responds that he did water, food, and fire.

Bitter, part two. Helen claims she just wanted to be told that she was going home. She’s just mad she got beat. While she expected this from Clay, who she tried to get voted out more than once, she was surprised that Brian turned on her. Brian’s response is that she was plotting with Ted, which she was, but she’s not going to accept that answer. He answers her question again and again and again and again. It’s pretty obvious she does not want to hear anything. So Probst interrupts because they don’t have an hour and a half to sit and listen to this whining. Regardless, Brian does not feel that she should not vote for him over one him lying to her once. From Clay, she would like three ways he contributed to aiding people survive on that island. He did a little bit every day. That’s his only response. He’s not even going to try to satisfy the questions of a raving lunatic who cannot be satisfied.

In his vote, Ted denies that he was plotting against Brian. In truth, he was plotting against him, just not for the very next vote.

Votes
Clay (Penny)
Brian (Ted)
Brian (Helen)
Clay (Ken)
Clay (Erin)
Brian (Jan)
Brian (Jake)

The Survivor: Thailand winner is Brian Heidik. The sore losers from Sook Jai tried unsucessfully to derail him, but Brian was one of the more skilled players to win the game. Had he been up against anybody other than Clay, Brian may well have been in danger. It’s entirely possible these people would have voted for Jan over him out of spite.

Helen and Jan wish they would have forced a tie, a move that’s not any smarter but sounds better in hindsight.