Family Guy Season 7 Episode 11 Not All Dogs Go to Heaven airs Sunday March 29 at 9/8c on Fox.

SUNDAY, MARCH 29

–”FAMILY GUY”(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

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STEWIE’S A DIE-HARD “TREKKIE” ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

Cast Members of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Make Guest Voice Appearances

The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog “Star Trek” convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn’t get a chance to ask his favorite “Star Trek: The Next Generation” cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog in the “Not All Dogs Go to Heaven” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-617) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

Guest Cast: John Viener as Announcer, Announce #2, Jagermeister, Lead Singer, Pilot; Alec Sulkin as Announcer #10, Co-Pilot, Jesus, Trekkie #3; Danny Smith as Beer Can, Guy; Patrick Meighan as Ben Seaver; Brent Spiner as Himself; Max Burkholder as Calvin; John Benjamin as Carl; Denise Crosby and Himself; Lori Alan as Diane Simmons; Steve Callaghan as Employee; Gates Mcfadden as Himself; Alex Breckenridge as Hot Date; Jonathon Frakes as Himself; Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron; Levar Burton as Himself; Marina Sirtis as Herself; Adam West as Mayor Adam West; Michael Dorn as Himself; Patrick Stewart as Himself; David Goodman as Trekkie #1; Mark Hentemann as Trekkie #2; Mike Henry as TV Announcer; Wil Wheaton as Himself; Johnny Brennan as Zima Bottle

The Simpsons Season 20 Episode 15 Wedding for Disaster airs Sunday March 29 at 8/7c on Fox.

SUNDAY, MARCH 29

–”THE SIMPSONS”(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

WHEN HOMER GOES MISSING ON HIS WEDDING DAY, BART AND LISA RACE TO FIND HIM ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

Kelsey Grammer Makes Guest Voice Return as Sideshow Bob

When Homer and Marge’s marriage turns out to be invalid because Reverend Lovejoy was not licensed at the time, Homer asks Marge to marry him again. But when Homer mysteriously disappears on their wedding day, Bart and Lisa search for answers and are led on a cryptic trail of clues, leading them to Sideshow Bob (guest voice Grammer). Meanwhile, Homer finds himself chained to a pipe in a dark room. When a mysterious voice tells him that the key to unlock his chains is inside a lollipop, he frantically eats it only to discover the lollipop is made of fiery hot sauce and he is tormented as Bart and Lisa race to save him in the “Wedding for Disaster” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2005) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Newly-Married Woman; Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Cat Lady

Guest Voice Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob

J was thrown out in the middle of the service in Hell’s Kitchen 5 Episode 7, so Chef Ramsay didn’t have to dismiss anyone else at the end of the show.

The chefs will be cooking tartar. Nobody’s made it before. Nobody has apparently tasted food before either. Tuna has been substituted for beef, and seabass has been substituted for scallops. None of them notice. The next challenge is the taste test.

LA volunteers very quickly to sit out for the red team. Nobody else even has a chance to consider it.

Filet mignon
Ben guesses sirloin beef.
Andrea guesses liver.

Fried egg white
Ben gets a point.
Andrea gets a point.

Beets
Ben gets a point.
Andrea gets a point.

Romaine lettuce
Andrea guesses celery.
Ben gets a point.
Blue leads 3-2.

Turnip
Robert guesses cream of cauliflower and/or broccoli.
Giovanni guesses asparagus.

Pea tendrils
Giovanni guesses spinach.
Robert guesses watercress.

Lobster
Giovanni guesses poached egg yolk (huh?).
Robert guesses mushroom (huh? again).

Black truffle
Robert guesses s***.
Giovanni doesn’t have a clue either.
Blue team leads 3-2 after both people don’t know anything.

Mushroom
Lacey guesses dicon.
Carol gets a point.

Calf’s liver
Carol is correct that it’s gross and is liver.
Lacey guesses foie gras, duck/goose liver, not calf’s liver.

Broccolini
Both are incorrect.

Sweet potato
Lacey gets a point.
Carol gets a point.
Red team takes the lead 6-4. Andrea has to be nice to Carol. Today.

For the final round, each player will have to identify 10 ingredients in minestrone soup, and as they list ingredients, they score a point, which has the potential to make the first three rounds pointless. Danny scores 3 to bring his team to 7. Paula scores 2 to give her team the win.

Red team will be doing a photo shoot with TV Guide. Blue team will be waiting on them during that shoot while prepping both kitchens for that night’s service.

Tonight is celebrity night. I recognize this guy from Will & Grace. There’s apparently someone there from Terminator 2 (a movie from 1991?) as well.

Paula’s first appetizer is spat out. Her risotto is inedibly salty.

Robert’s falling behind, so Ben is told to help him out. He interprets helping as taking over.

Paula’s next attempt at risotto is perfect.

Danny’s told that his dishes are nicely cooked.

Carol’s falling behind on meat. Chef Ramsay wants her to crank up the temperature on her oven, but she doesn’t want to burn everything else, so he’ll have to wait.

Lacey’s lost. Now it’s Danny’s turn to watch her. She tells them she’s no good at meat. Hopefully she just doesn’t burn the place down. Ramsay is willing to give her another chance (again). When she returns, Ben goes over there to try to calm her down, burning himself in the process.

Robert is handling the appetizers on his own, although his pants have split open.

Carol continues to struggle on the meat. Andrea tries to communicate her, but she’s not answering. They produce rubber food and blame each other.

Ramsay is screaming at Lacey every 30 seconds. After getting tired of hearing his voice, she just brings him whatever she’s got and sees what happens. What happens is he has to throw her off the show. She can only look back on the positive things, of which there weren’t many.

That leaves blue team two men down. They seem to be doing okay regardless. Better, in fact, than Carol’s doing over in the red kitchen.

Blue team comes together to finish serving all their tables, but Ramsay’s tired of Carol, Andrea, and LA, so red kitchen is done. Because he’s never seen more team work than he did from the blue team, they win the service.

Carol nominates herself and Andrea. Andrea nominates Carol and LA. Paula nominates Carol and LA, which LA says is personal. Giovanni picks Carol and LA (so is that personal, too?). LA nominates Carol and Andrea.

Failing as a team again, red team has been unable to come to a consensus, but LA and Carol have been nominated. Since Andrea’s name also came up, she will step forward as well.

Andrea would give herself a 6 out of 10 for the night. Her first nominee is LA, despite the fact that she hates Carol. Carol would send Andrea home. Yeah, it’s not personal.

Carol and Andrea are safe. LA will be leaving Hell’s Kitchen.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Hell’s Kitchen Season 5 Episode 9, which airs Thursday at 9/8c on Fox.

The top 10 performed in American Idol 8 Episode 23, and tonight one more person will go home.

Adam Lambert is safe.

Matt Giraud is in the bottom three.

Kris Allen is safe.

Lil Rounds and Michael Sarver stand up next. Between them, it’s a safe bet that Michael is in the bottom three. Lil is safe, and Michael is the second person in the bottom three.

Allison Iraheta is safe.

Anoop Desai is safe.

Danny Gokey is safe.

Scott MacIntyre and Megan Joy Corkrey stand up last, and both of them could easily be in the bottom three. Scott is in the bottom three, so Megan is safe.

Of the bottom three, Scott is safe. That brings us down to Michael Sarver or Matt Giraud. Of the two, Matt shouldn’t be there, so this would be an opportune time for the judges to save somebody, but I’d wager that Michael’s met the end of his rope.

Matt is safe, and Michael Sarver is going home. The judges will not be saving him.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of American Idol Season 8 episode 25, which airs Tuesday at 8/7c on Fox.

Heroes Season 3 Episode 21 Into Asylum airs Monday March 30 at 9/8c on NBC.

“HEROES”

“INTO ASYLUM”

03/30/2009 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Monday) : AS THE GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE ESCALATES, DANKO FINDS HIMSELF A SURPRISING NEW ALLY - EMMY AWARD-WINNER ZELJKO IVANEK GUEST STARS - Now that Nathan’s (Adrian Pasdar) ability has been revealed and he has lost control of his operation, he and Claire (Hayden Panettiere) go into hiding in Mexico. With Emile Danko (guest star Zeljko Ivanek) now in control of the government operation, his plan to destroy everyone with abilities is set into motion as he teams up with an unlikely partner. Meanwhile, Angela (Cristine Rose) and Peter (Milo Ventimiglia) seek refuge in a church and begin to mend their broken relationship. Kevin Alejandro also guest stars. Jack Coleman also stars.

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One Tree Hill Season 6 Episode 19 Letting Go airs Monday March 30 at 9/8c on The CW.

MONDAY, MARCH 30

“ONE TREE HILL” (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)

“Letting Go” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)

PAUL JOHANSSON DIRECTS THE EPISODE Julian (Austin Nichols) makes Brooke (Sophia Bush) a startling offer. Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) brings Nathan (James Lafferty) and Jamie (Jackson Brundage) to an important place from his past, while Peyton (Hilarie Burton) prepares for the future. Sam (guest star Ashley Rickards, “Ugly Betty”) and Jack (guest star Evan Peters, “Invasion”) take a stand against the principal who fired Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti). Skills (Antwon Tanner) takes Mouth (Lee Norris) on a road trip to get his mind off Millie (Lisa Goldstein). Paul Johansson directed the episode written by David Handelman (#619).

Sneak Peek

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 20 Remains of the J airs Monday March 30 at 8/7c on The CW.

MONDAY, MARCH 30

“GOSSIP GIRL” (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)

“Remains of the J” (TV-14, D) (HDTV)

JENNY’S KINDA-NOT-SWEET SIXTEEN / TAMARA FELDMAN & ARMIE HAMMER GUEST STAR Serena (Blake Lively) decides to throw Jenny (Taylor Momsen) an intimate party for her sixteenth birthday, but things get way out of control when Poppy Lifton (guest star Tamara Feldman) turns the small gathering into a huge social event. In a moment of weakness, Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) agrees to help Chuck (Ed Westwick) with a scheme having to do with Blair (Leighton Meester) and Nate (Chace Crawford). Rufus (Matthew Settle) learns that Dan (Penn Badgley) will not receive financial aid at Yale and tries to figure out another way to cover the cost of his education. Kelly Rutherford also stars. Armie Hammer guest stars as Poppy’s boyfriend, Gabriel. Allison Liddi-Brown directed the episode written by Sarah Frank-Meltzer (#220).

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So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 will premiere Thursday May 21 at 8/7c on Fox. Show nights will be on Wednesday night from 8-10, with results nights from 9-10 on Thursday nights.