Survivor: Micronesia Episode 2

There was a lot of plotting and scheming in Survivor: Micronesia Episode 1, and it was all fairly interesting. Then Jonny Fairplay, who both sides on the favorites camp tried to bring in as a fifth member, stepped forward to be a quitter, and, well, that all went out the window.

Even though they won the challenge and have flint (but are struggling to get fire), the fans are still in chaos and learning what the heck they’re doing. To be expected, but it still gives the favorites a leg up. In addition to all their other problems, there’s a generation gap forming, with Tracy, Chet, and Kathy being shunned.

Ozzy and Amanda are getting closer. He wants to stay away from her, though, because if he doesn’t, he’ll have a giant target on his back (dude, you’ve already got a giant target on your back, but at least this time you’re socializing with someone). Amanda’s worried about this screwing up her game. She didn’t have to worry about this last time and played a great game. It will be interesting to see what impact a relationship has.

After wasting a lot of their flint, the fans finally make fire. They claim now that they’re more unified. Once that’s said, Joel makes it known he wants to get rid of the three outsiders.

Mikey B is flirting with Mary, giving hope for another possible relationship.

Cirie hears the sounds of jungle love during the night. This scares her about the couples. Interestingly, nobody has to even approach her, as she’s taking it upon herself. Jonathan’s also up, and they start to chat. This should make for a solid 5 to compete with the couples, but ultimately, Cirie is the power player since nobody bothered to approach her before.

The favorites get applause from the fans for taking out Fairplay. It’s an immunity/reward challenge. Immunity, fishing gear, and exile island up for grabs (yeah, the damn hidden immunity idol’s still alive). Kathy sits out. The challenge is largely about swimming. Ozzy takes a quick lead over Jason. Ozzy’s lead is pretty much maintained, until Chet can’t find his key in the water, giving the other team a huge lead. It’s obvious this challenge is over. Jonathan screws up and is unable to find his key as well, but it’s still not enough. Once they get five keys, they need to work on opening a chest with five locks. Probst tries to convince us the fans are still in it. Once the chest is open, they then need to solve a puzzle, a map of Micronesia. Favorites win immunity and reward. They send Kathy to exile… why? Now the favorites must choose someone from their own tribe. Cirie volunteers.

Here’s the really odd thing. Cirie and Kathy are working together. They get the first clue. Kathy gets the second clue and shares it with Cirie. Cirie finds the third clue and shares it with Kathy. So then they get a fourth clue. As much as they’re complaining about it being a workout, it doesn’t seem that difficult to find clues. Of course, if there are 100 clues, maybe it’s harder than they’re letting on.

Chet’s performance in the immunity challenge is problematic. But instead of just running with this obvious plan, Mikey comes up with the theory of worrying about the hidden idol and splitting up their votes. Joel is not happy with Mikey.

Joel starts talking to the others about how he doesn’t put it past him to stab someone in the back. Instead of taking out Mikey, he wants to take out his closest ally, Mary. Ironically, this gets people to thinking that Joel’s trying to take too much control.

Kathy has the idol she got at the beginning of last week. She’ll obviously use it.

Jeff takes some time to point out the obvious: Chet sucked at the challenge.

The fans have two shelters, one for the seven and one for the other three. Wow, this is pitiful.

Votes
Chet
Chet
Tracy
Mary
Mary
Mary
Mary
Mary

Impressive blindside by the fans.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Survivor: Micronesia Episode 3 I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing, which airs Thursday at 8/7c on CBS.

American Idol 7 Episode 9

After eight episodes of auditions, some good, some… whatever… it’s time now for the Hollywood round.

Ryan Seacrest starts off the show by promising us a brand new Hollywood week. Simon has his own warning for the contestants. Only 50 are going through, and about 110 of them are going to have a really bad time.

Brooke White was on episode 1. She’s the sweet nanny who Simon hoped to bring over to the dark side. This year, they’re allowed to play instruments (a silly twist since they won’t be able to use them after this), and she decides to play the keyboard while singing Beautiful. Very good performer. All three judges are impressed, giving her a pass to the final day.

Lorena Pinot is not as lucky, nor is Amy Flynn (the abstinence supporter from episode 4). Leo Marlowe, who was promising in episode 5, can’t even remember the words.

After a montage of people bombing with instruments, Jake Mellema decides to play the drums anyway. Decent voice overpowered by bad drums. Simon finds the only redeeming thing to be that they stopped it early.

David Hernandez had a good audition in the earlier rounds, and he shows why he got through in Hollywood as well. He’s obviously an already established performer.

Rocker Amanda Overmyer from episode 7 was in a car accident a week before Hollywood round. She sings a song from The Doors. Good, but as before, can she do anything else?

Ghaleb from episode 6 is back again. Not sure why. Disaster.

Josiah Leming, who we met living in his car in episode 7, will play the keyboard. I like him better than the audition round. Simon says he’ll remember him the most out of all the auditions.

Danny Noriega, Ramiele Malubay, Carly Smithson, and Michael Johns get lumped together in a good performances montage, but at least they get a little camera time.

David Cook sings Everything I Do while playing the guitar, and he’s the first guy to actually make the song work for him. Simon’s worried what will happen without the guitar and says no, but the other two say yes.

Kyle Ensley, the guy from episode 2 who seriously needs a makeover but anyway just wants to be governor, gets a room with two most likely hot chicks. Simon calls him abysmal, which is accurate. Paula talks about amazing spirit blah blah blah.

48 of the 164 have gotten a free pass to the final day, but 116 others were rejected and have to try again on day two. They will sing a capella for a few seconds and will be cut right then and there if the judges don’t think they’re good enough.

Suzanne Toon and Perrie Cataldo are in the first group. Both are cut. David Swope and Paul Anthony Daniels, whover they are, get through.

Amy Catherine Flynn is in the next group. Her voice coach made it to Hollywood in season 4 and is there with her. She sings Love Will Bring You Back at the suggestion of her vocal coach even though she’s never heard it before. She’s eliminated. Given a few more years, she’s got potential.

Kristy Lee Cook sings the same song she sang for her audition (Amazing Grace). Jeffrey Lampkin’s as annoyingly over the top as he was at his audition and is in Kristy’s group (his sister Michelle was eliminated earlier). Single mom Angela Martin is also in this group and just recently lost her father. Of the three, Angela is the one who does not get through.

The final day is singing with a band and three backup singers, essentially the same setup as the top 24.

David Arculeta is one of the more obvious finalists ever, despite his young age. He sings Heaven by Bryan Adams and impresses as much as he has previously. Randy says he’s the best since they’ve been there. He’s got the looks, voice, and personality to win this thing. Unlike the previous 16-year-old guys we’ve seen, this kid’s no joke.

Kyle Ensley sings You Raise Me Up. And he’s actually good. Not only that, but Simon apologizes for walking out on him the day before.

Jeffrey Lampkin is cut, followed by Joey Catalano.

Despite almost losing her voice earlier in the week, Syesha Mercado gives a strong performance and gets through.

Australian Michael Johns sings Bohemian Rhapsody, an interesting choice. Simon tells him it’s the best audition of the day.

Carly Smithson, whose visa has now cleared, is allergic to her dog but hopes she’s better now thanks to the mask she’s been wearing. The judges are impressed by how much she’s improved over the audition.

Asia’h Epperson really impresses Simon and is through.

Miss South Florida Fair Brooke Helvie gets a yes from Simon but a no from the other two, apparently based on one sour note.

Josiah Leming has been up all night and is unable to get along with the band, and he eventually breaks down at 3:30 in the morning. He performs with less than two hours of sleep, unrehearsed. When he gets on stage, he asks for the band to leave. If I hadn’t seen him before, I’d say to get rid of him. Simon suggests he’s way overconfident, obviously missing the mark. Regardless, he gets through.

It’s here we get the first listen to the goodbye song for season 7, Hollywood is not America by Ferras.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of American Idol 7 episode 9.

When Will TV Shows Return?

Here are some more details as to the state of TV, thanks to The Watcher.

Returning This Season

ABC
Boston Legal
Brothers & Sisters
Desperate Housewives
Lost
Grey’s Anatomy
Samantha Who?
Ugly Betty

CBS
The Big Bang Theory (March 17, 9 episodes)
CSI (April 3, 6 episodes)
CSI: Miami (March 24, 8 episodes)
CSI: New York (April 2, 7 episodes)
Cold Case (March 30, 5 episodes)
Criminal Minds (April 2, 7 episodes)
Ghost Whisperer (April 4, 6 episodes)
Moonlight (April 11, 4 episodes)
NCIS (April 8, 7 episodes)
Numbers (April 4, 6 episodes)
How I Met Your Mother (March 17, 9 episodes)
Rules of Engagement (April 14, 6 episodes)
Shark (4 episodes, unknown date)
Two and a Half Men (March 17, 9 episodes)
Without a Trace (April 3, 6 episodes)

The CW
Gossip Girl
Reaper
Smallville
One Tree Hill
Supernatural
The Game

Fox
House

NBC
30 Rock (April 10)
My Name Is Earl (April 3)
The Office (April 10)
ER (April 10)
Law & Order (April 23)
Law & Order: CI (unknown date)
Law & Order: SVU (April 15)
Saturday Night Live (February 23)
Scrubs (April 10)

Returning Next Season

ABC
Dirty Sexy Money
Pushing Daisies
Private Practice

Fox
24 (January 2009)
Bones

NBC
Heroes
Chuck
Life

Fate Unknown

ABC
October Road
Women’s Murder Club

CBS
The Unit
Cane

NBC
Friday Night Lights
Las Vegas

The CW
Aliens in America

Fox
Back to You
Prison Break

Cancelled
Big Shots
Bionic Woman
Carpoolers
Cavemen
CW Now
Girlfriends
Journeyman

Big Brother 9 Episode 2

Big Brother 9 Episode 1 introduced us to a new cast with a new twist, teams of two. Sheila, the oldest member of the cast by 16 years, proved to be the least mature, while her partner Adam didn’t do himself any favors either (her shallowness/negativity is matched by his abrasiveness). Meanwhile, ex-couple Jacob and Sharon, who apparently dated since elementary school, were clearly not getting along well. Ultimately, Parker & Jen won power couple and $10,000, which will allow them to make quick work of one of the opposing teams.

Immediately after the power couple competition, Adam makes an off color and easily offensive comment, and Sheila jumps all over it, taking more offense to it than she would if somebody she actually liked said it. I would say she’s looking for reasons to hate him, but they’re so far beyond hate within the first two hours they’ve known each other that it’s just silly.

Jen’s already finding it difficult to pretend Ryan’s not her boyfriend. Great couple you picked to keep things a secret, CBS.

Alex and Amanda are both open to the idea that each of them could be the other’s soulmate.

Jacob tells the guys that Parker’s a snake. Then he takes it a step further and tells Jen this information. Dumb dumb dumb. She quickly runs inside and tells Parker, her partner. They walk back outside to confront him, but Jacob refuses to answer the question. So Parker wakes up everybody in the house in an effort to prove a point, and he calls a meeting to yell at people for calling him a snake. If people weren’t pissed off at him before, he’s giving them a really good reason to be now. Jen’s proud that Parker handled it by overreacting. Obviously, nobody fesses up, nor should they, as the target lies squarely on Jacob now.

Sharon tells Parker she promised she wouldn’t say who it was, but if he just stops and thinks, he’ll figure it out. She spins it so that Ryan’s got a finger pointing at him now, but that’s problematic since Ryan is Jen’s boyfriend. That leads her to tell him that Ryan is her boyfriend. Way to go. You managed to keep the secret for a matter of hours. So now Ryan has to tell his partner Allison as well. She’s not happy and doesn’t like or trust Jen, but all of the others admit they don’t trust anybody either.

Now Sheila hates Adam because he snores. She seems to be making an effort to get everybody else to hate him, too, which doesn’t make any sense since if they turn on him, they’ll turn on her, too.

Unlike HOH, with the power couple, there is no nomination. It’s just a straight up eviction decision. Parker & Jen decide to evict Jacob & Sharon. He really screwed over her game.

Sheila & Adam realize they got lucky. Now it’s just a question of whether they take that information and actually start behaving like partners.

HOH is up for grabs. The backyard has been turned into a tunnel of love. Eric & Jessica are here to host the competition. They’re still together, and were basically the only two somewhat likeable people we got stuck with in Big Brother 8. The teams have to match each other’s answers. This is an effort to prove how much they know about each other. Apparently. It’s obvious that the goal here is to make people find it amusing, as I have no idea what the heck is actually happening here. Natalie & Matt take the lead with 6 hearts. Allison & Ryan, Amanda & Alex, and James & Chelsia are in second with four. After James & Chelsia get the next question wrong, they’re unable to win, leaving it down to the other three teams. Amanda matches Alex to take the lead. Allison gets it wrong and is out, and Natalie follows. Amanda & Alex are HOH.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Big Brother 9 Episode 3, which airs Sunday at 8/7c on CBS.

CBS, NBC Series Return Dates

CBS comedies How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory will return March 17th for 9 new episodes. CSI: Miami and Cold Case will return later next month, while CSI will return on April 3.

Over at NBC, My Name Is Earl returns April 3. 30 Rock, The Office, Scrubs, and ER will be back April 10. Law & Order: SVU will return April 15, and Law & Order will follow on April 23.

Kyle XY Season 2 Episode 18

Despite their best efforts, the kids all got busted for hiding Amanda at their house in Kyle XY Season 2 Episode 17. However, they did get away with hiding Kyle’s secret from a “social worker,” who in the end we found out was actually someone sent to the house by Latnok.

Amanda’s being forced by her mother to get a job to make her more responsible. So of course, she gets a job where Josh works. Kyle walks in and tells Amanda he wants to be her first, a statement which Josh suggests he amend. She rings up the order incorrectly, and he just pretends it right, so he ends up with a kiwi-strawberry-lime smoothie. Josh gets left in charge because “nothing ever happens on Sunday.” Immediately after that, the blender blows. It turns out the avocado is not a big lime, and the avocado seed is what caused the problem with the blender.

Taylor tells Jessi he doesn’t want her to see Kyle any more. He’s playing with her mind trying to convince her she can’t count on anybody but him. She goes to visit Nicole, who after what she heard last week about getting too close to her patients, is afraid to help her out, either as a patient or as a friend.

Andy shows up to get some money from Josh for concert tickets. He agrees to pay for the overpriced band he doesn’t like in order to live to feel her up another day.

Then Lori comes in, and she gets Kyle to thinking about taking the next step. Amanda calls him in the storage room, but she just wants something from the top shelf. It does give them a chance to talk, though. When they come out of the storage room, the place is swamped. Apparently, Sunday’s not so slow after all. Kyle volunteers to help.

Jessi walks in and wants to help Kyle. She’s able to figure out what’s wrong with the smoothie machine. Amanda isn’t happy to see her. While speaking of jealous girlfriends, Declan walks in with a girl.

The register’s short $120, and Josh blames Amanda for being careless and leaving the drawer open and walking away. Josh says $120 is exactly how much he gave for the concert tickets, but that he’s not at fault. Amanda suggests it was a customer, maybe Jessi. Josh wants Kyle to figure out a way to fix things, since they’ll both be fired if he doesn’t.

Amanda’s so sure she’s got Jessi figured out and tells her she should give back the money. Jessi’s response is that maybe she should call her mom again and tell her she’s there hanging out with Kyle. That should certainly smooth things over.

Josh has a brilliant idea. He’s opening soda bottles hoping to win a prize. Kyle convinces him to stop because 1 in 20 odds are not good. Right after he stops, a customer buys a drink, and she wins $50.

While at The Rack, a guy spilled coffee in Lori, so she responded by throwing her coffee on him. He follows her home, so she assaults him with pepper spray, only to find out it’s her father’s TA.

With everything going on, Kyle asks Jessi to wait a while longer for him. She’s mad and leaves. As he’s running after her, Amanda wants him to just let her go. Declan tells Kyle to just play along so he can move on to the makeup… hugs.

Kyle can’t make money, but he can access his holographic memory to find out what happened. He figures out the cash was missing before it was even put in the register. It turns out Josh’s boss, JT, was the one who counted the money. Andy returns with front row seats, which she got by saying she had cancer (she implied Josh has it, too), and reveals that she saw JT in line for tickets, which happen to cost $120.

Rather than follow Declan’s advice, Kyle goes with an effort to get Amanda to be okay with him hanging out with Jessi. This won’t end well. He asks Amanda to just trust her, which leads her to question why he can trust Jessi with his secrets but can’t trust her. So this time Declan advises him to tell her the truth.

Nicole calls Jessi to let her know she’s thinking about her. Brian answers the phone and pretends he’ll pass the message along. Jessi comes in and believes neither Kyle nor Nicole care about her, and he plays along with her.

Josh is still worried how he’s going to come up with the money, since if he blames his boss, it’s just his word that he’s got to go on. Andy comes up with the obvious solution: she scalps the tickets. When JT returns and counts the money, surprised it’s all there, Josh takes the opportunity to not so subtly accuse him of stealing the money.

Kyle tells Amanda the box is from Adam Baylin. She doesn’t understand. Yet. Now he wants to know something about her that he doesn’t know already. This may take a while.

Kyle gets a text message to meet at the warehouse. It’s not Foss, though. It’s Adam.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another recap of Kyle XY Season 2 Episode 19 First Cut Is the Deepest, which airs Monday at 8/7c on ABC Family.

Writers Strike Is Over

After 100 days, the writers strike, which began November 5, is now officially over. More than 90% of the writers who voted agreed to come back to work. Aside from a handful of reality shows, pretty much everybody lost in this battle. We can expect the returning shows to take 4-8 weeks to return with new episodes, and in most cases, we can expect about 4-6 new episodes before the season ends. With that in mind, some shows just simply won’t be worth starting up again until fall, while those that were borderline to begin with may not be worth starting again at all.

The whole situation is still entirely unclear. Once the showrunners, who returned to work yesterday, are able to sit down with the networks, we may get a clearer picture of what the TV landscape will look like over the days or weeks to come.

Jericho Season 2 Episode 1

After its ratings fell due to poor scheduling decisions last year, we were under the impression that Jericho had been cancelled, but an immediate public outcry led to a massive protest. Initially, CBS couldn’t care less since in the old days, something like this never would have worked, but behold the power of the Internet. 20,000 tons (8 million) peanuts later, the network finally caved in, giving Jericho an order for an abridged 7 episode season 2. It’s still far from out of the woods and really does come down to getting enough people to actually watch, but at least they have a chance now to either finish telling the story or at least allow it to progress some. Just in case, two endings have been written, one a season ender and one a series ender.

The army’s in the area and investigating the battle that went down in the season 1 finale, which ended when the air force attacked. Both sides blame the other for the attacks. They’re informed the dispute is officially over, whether they like it or not. Order will be restored. Or at least that’s the plan.

Four weeks after the New Bern war, they’re watching the news. Tens of millions are dead, dying, or homeless, and a senator from Wyoming has risen as a hero. In the small town of Jericho, meanwhile, the casualties now stand at 65, which of course includes Jake’s father.

The army manages to stop a shooting attempt believed to be from New Bern, then they raise the new flag, one which lacks about half the stars of the old one.

Hawkins believes that the new government’s tracking them but thinks they’re dead and is actually looking for the person who killed them, Sarah, who in reality is dead herself.

Stanley has now settled his debts with the IRS, which despite the destruction of the country is still collecting taxes, by agreeing to give them a portion of his crop for the next three years. Before he can get a word out about how he wants to marry her, Mimi asks him to get married.

70% of Jericho has had its power restored, with the rest of the town on schedule by the end of the month. The bad news is that New Bern has been given amnesty, even though it appears they were at fault. Jake warns there won’t be any reconciliation until Constantino is dead. Major Edward Beck’s response is that Jake is “the guy,” and he wants to appoint him to sheriff of the town. Unconvinced, Jake plans to head to New Bern later that night to get revenge.

Darcy confirmed Hawkins’ suspicions. They’re passing out wanted posters for Sarah.

Heather informs Beck that the man who they captured yesterday was one of the worst. He asks her to be the liaison between the two towns. Not at all awkward.

Mimi’s reviewing the contract Stanley signed. She informs him they’re just screwing with him. He’ll have to keep forking over his crops until a national monetary system is in place and won’t start receiving credit for the three years until then.

Hawkins doesn’t support Jake’s plan and heads home. He tells him he’s just making a big show, which is both dangerous and stupid.

Beck pulls Jake aside to show him a man in a body bag, a clear threat to put this to rest.

Mimi approaches the lawyer who tricked Stanley into signing the papers, accusing her of fraudulently taking advantage of a debt he doesn’t actually owe, as the new government has granted amnesty for non-violent crimes.

Jake heads to Emily to discuss his father’s death and how best to proceed. She already knows what he’s planning and says his father wouldn’t approve. While there, he’s given news that his brother grabbed a gun and went out with some rangers.

Jake tries to convince Eric not to go through with the plan, but he’s not real interested in listening. Maybe he’ll listen to some military men instead. Jake pretends that they were policing the border because of a rumor about an armed party on the way from New Bern. Beck’s not fooled but does let them go, advising Jake he just saved his brother’s life, and that other people will need similar saving.

Darcy made copies of some faxes but thinks she wasn’t followed. They hear a noise outside. When he goes out to research it, Hawkins has a gun put to his head. It’s a blast from the past, Chavez. He wasn’t going to shoot anyway, but Darcy makes sure of that by in turn putting a gun to his head.

Hawkins lets him know Victor’s dead from radiation, and that Sarah’s dead from other causes (Chavez gives him an “I told you so” about her). He also tells him Valente, now within Cheyenne’s government, was the one controlling Sarah.

Mimi got the contract rescinded, an offer for equipment at a fair price, and an agreement to work with the government in an actual deal. She apologizes for proposing, but Stanley tells her he was going to ask her anyway. He pulls out his mother’s wedding ring to get her to stop talking, then he proposes.

Two countries have been wiped off the map to protect Cheyenne’s secret.

The west is alligned under Cheyenne, Wyoming. The east is under Columbus, Ohio. Texas has not made a decision but is close to siding with Cheyenne, which would end everything. The goal is to expose Cheyenne before they take over the whole country.

Jake agrees to be the sheriff of Jericho, and when he does, he’s given the news that the President’s on his way.

Stay tuned to dingoRUE for another live recap of Jericho Season 2 episode 2 Condor, which airs Tuesday at 10/9c on CBS.